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Phuck!!! I just replied my nigga's msg and found maself on UI's thread.WTF!!!
Elraykhalifa....Why bring a nigga 2 dis Unimpressive Idiots thread huh? Already having a feeling of Unequivocal Idleness been here.I guess this is a thread for the Unparalleled Illiterates.A very Uninspiring Institution.


Anyway,who da phuck frontin on ma compadres huh?

ElrayKhalifah:
I swear e no go beta 4 dat guy wey wan make sveen BP rise....
Cc
khassy
reekado
idgaf
duke59

Who wan make him BP rise huh? What's the matter?

Who is this Venus007 driving my niggas nut(north) when Ilorin is our destination.
Anyway shout outs to all our priti girls in the house Haryormeekun,Temmieluv,Mzlarem,ChisomBenedicta and the rest of the Unilorin gorgeous looking squad.Top of the morning to all!

I guess it's gud night from me guys(Although am still up and working).Catch y'all when the day breaks.

TheSonOfMark:
Quite revealing. You can't articulate your sentences correctly even when your reputation depends on it because you are a semi-literate mutant Rhesus monkey.

I look cool and clean 'cause I neither smoke nor drink - I am straightedge/teetotal- while you book monthly sessions with pseudo-physicians to help salvage your chronic liver cirrhosis.

I understand you never met your progenitors 'cause you are such a dimwitted freak of nature dumped in a trash at Surulere.

Simpleton-esque meningitis-riddled ramshackle-dwelling odoriferous raccoon!♦

WTF!!!!! This LovePeddler-squirt just wunt give dis shit up? Seems u r so loquacious right?
Who gives a phuck about ma punctuations huh? Professor Oglevee.

By the way,let me think,where did I first come across ur sorry ass.Hmmmmm.Yeah! I got! Romance section! No wonder you're so weak,a nigga been loosing 2 much sperm jerking off 2 some faceless profiles.

Am sure u gat some lotion already,its 12pm.

By the way,did I ever tell u I drink or smoke?Stop spilling sh*t dawg.I don't and am way fresher,and I aint no Barbie loving nigga like you ok.

TheSonOfMark:
Reading your piss-poor unintelligently-strung words, you came across as a junkie high on hallucination-inducing steroidal supplements.

If you're ever going to get your turn before KingSLAY, you'd have to unlearn your semi-literate imitations from low-budget ganster movies and learn to spell words and punctuate correctly.

I bet in an I.Q test with a laboratory mouse you'd come second.

Dissecting your weak psyche with scathing invectives of the Anglo lingua would sure be for sport. You want an encore? The Hades await you.♦

The phuck dis nigga talkin? RIP to them real niggas,niggas be saying sh*t on the internet till they on the corner like Champ Bailey.

Hey jerk off!!! Found out u r even from Akwa ibom,but phuck it,cos I can't even call u my broda.U're so weak,from ur looks.Ur soft *ss wudnt last an hour where am from.For the record dawg,puck u,phuck ur sweet words and phuck ur mentor responsible for making u so soft.
A nigga is betta off singing Mary Popping's songs than reading ur words.
Go stick ur d**k in a water melon and jerk off!!! Punk

lilmonarch:
TheSonOfMark na u him dey talk to

The douchebag was talking to Wheesin,had to reply him

TheSonOfMark:
How about you get a mug of steamy chocolate beverage and choke on it?
Better still submerge yourself in a swamp and make yourself the main course for starving prawns.♦

Who da phuck invited this lame ass,pickle face,ass wipe here.Look dawg,u don't come here insulting ma squad.If u r ThesonofMark,I am the Mark of th beast,what u read in your bible and hide ur scared *ss unda the bed

Matter fact,remove the K in the Mark and put a y,Mary,that's what ur fake ass shud be called.Go give urself a becky!!!

Sveen:
Nawa ooo, you get badmouth sha.

No offense ment bro,just frontin on a nigga!

Sveen:
Admission should start already, a nigga is homesick nah.

The only people admitting for now is Unilorin hospital.Unless u want ur name 2 be in their list

wheesin:
khassy goes through this silly process

Lmao!!!!! I can bet the nigga even sings Celine Dion's songs with his girl friend




(When real niggas become sucker for love)
*Every night in my dream I see you,I feel you..................*

Ye,am back like I never left right? Sorry 4 fronting on u niggas!

wheesin:
Agent of satan

Lmao!!!!!

Kingdomdaughter:
Yes that‘s it! Glory to God. I had 70% going for counsellor edu via D.E.
Tnks to every1 on dis thread.
Still inside the bus, arnd Oyo area.
@IDGAF- I didnt jump out of d bus ooo.
****smiling n singing tins...
Glory!!!

Lmao!!! Actually thought u wud be at home chilling when the text wud come,but all thesame,it aint a bad idea to jump off ur seat in the bus!

Congrats sis! May ur joy be completed with an admission in Jesus name.

haywhy911:
Glory be 2 God. Jamb 225,p.ume 76.gunning 4 optometry.ah no wan too happy o coz i don hear negative stories 'bout unilorin.bt hop av got genuine reason to be hopeful. Shoutout 2 IDGAF,khassy,elraykhalifah and d rest of 'em niggas

Shout out 2 u dawg! Glad no one in the fam got dissapointed.Pray God perfects it with ur admission

Kingdomdaughter:
At garage going back to IB.

Safe journey home.May ur text msg bring u uncontainable joy that wud make u jump out of ur seat.

Stay safe sista!

GideonG:
Hello guys, u are at liberty to do anything u want, I'm just expressing myself. But it's all gud tho! Keep on keeping it real.

Yo amigo,success is yours for tha taking!
Don't mind dem fellaz,they just messing wit a nigga,no offense ment by anyone! Besides, ur color is more brighter than their faceless dp.No homo dawg! U're handsome,point-blank!!!

khassy:
killed any snitch ass nigga yet

Why is you talking about dem snitches huh?We talking about dem females and u spilling some gibberish sh*t? Or is you a snitch-ass nigga who rats on his compadres?

Besides,Ah put in work! So am not a sit-at-home,remote control,Scrub type of nigga.I handles ma biz and get dem figures!!! F*ck u talking bout dawg!

khassy:
looks like a birch jus dumped ya ass


STREET RULE

1)hustle hard
2)make money
3)make more money
4)make much money
5)make much more money
6)THE BITCHES ARE ON THEIR WAY IN A TRUCK

7)dump and break em birches heart


Hoe's ain't loyal so are we

Nigroe,I aint neva been dumped a day in my life! I aint no rose-flower,sucker for love,cry baby ass type of nigga dawg! Nah! Am M.O.B,Straight A-type of OG! check ma street resume.

I aint bluffing!!!

Yustash001:
am sorry....it's because am quite confused.....from what I inquired from last year's thread....it's the school that compiles the list and send it to Jamb to paste....now am hearing something different from you..

Actually ment am surprised you are asking if am an aspirant when we've been together on this thread for long.But it's all gud though!

khassy:
hey fam whatsup with y'all


to say the least.. am damn annoyed with this group...



y'all know why







how on earth can I have 50ladies on this thread without any having a picture on her profile >;(>;(


I mean where dafuq does that happen... even Covenant universities own isn't like this or is this some Jehova Witness's thread

relevant authorities OKs take note

CC
Wheesin
yungmilio2
rkarang
agent9
boigrammz
ayokunlei
dygeasy
boombay
duke59
Donabydeco
yustash001
yusluv2000
reekado
legitlayo
kinfunfun
dpacificherald
themainman
IDGAF
Youngchop
psychologist
acecube
seunsherriff
jaridwan
abimloaded
tobihils
napoleonbaba



and all parties present

Yo Khass,am on some celebate status 4 now amigo.Don't even want to see dem faces.Been dealing with female dramas for a while,I aint into dat sh*t no more.

Just wanna get ma degree and the rest is skwaleeeeh!!!

khassy:
yea

had to go rescue King Arthur from the medieval Lady Morgana and also had to stop by to have a chitchat with Cleopatra... you know how I got em flairs for fair ladies
BTW
word just came in that the pyramids of Egypt is aboutta crumble and my help is needed to repair it

yo know what I mean


and the squad been having some blackouts ... would make a comeback when we sure can

ma regards to em dawgs on the street trynna escape the cops

Aight dawg! Say hi to queen Nefertiti for me.Tell her I used to have a crush on her but 21st century girls are way more hotter!

By the way,like I told you the other day,a come back wud be some epic ish! Waiting on that!!!

Kingdomdaughter:
Hmmm,
Got home nt quite long. All glory to Jesus! I am a success already according to d power dat works in me!
Pls, friends what‘s d full meaning of WI-FI?

It's Wireless Fidelity and u got it!

khassy:
real nigga what's up with you man

Am all one blood.
U were last sighted here sometime around 1426AD.What happend compadre?Got stuck in the medieval period fighting gladiators and titans or what?

Anyway,the whole fam missed the squad,you know what I mean!

Dat nigga Khassy sighted!

Boss! What e do....huh?

Yustash001:
oh...thanks...my thought was that Unilorin compile all the list and send to Jamb for pasting...BTW...are you a staylite or an aspirant?..

Lol.Surprised you're asking this question, when we've been on this thread for long!

Anyway,I'm an aspirant like you.

Please even if u feel it's not yet time for your test and u still want to spend time reading,do so at the venue.Don't stay at home.For you can't predict.Sometimes they call in the batches earlier than the appointed time.

Goodluck to you guys.

Yustash001:
wait o...is the school that compile the list and send it to Jamb to paste or it's Jamb that's compile the list herself?

Admissions list to be released is 3 in number(Unofficially 4).Jamb wud release the first,which is independent of Unilorin's criteria or whatever,but their's(Jamb).So in this list,expect those that excelled wonderfully in Jamb.

The second is released by unilorin.More applicants will be on this list compared to Jamb's.Only thing is that,expect more indegenes and catchment on this list.

Third list is the VC's list.I guess I don't av to explain this one.For further enquiries,ou can call Ambali on this number 0803----98 and ask him about his own criteria.

Adeshizzy:
All Information and communication science aspirant should signify with hastag ICS as in #TeamICS..

Guilty as charged your Honor.#TeamICS

lilmonarch:
i thought they only take post jamb score into consideration nd not jamb score

You are wrong bro,no one(Jamb or post utme) is considered over the other for admission by Unilorin.
Though,the first list,which is released by Jamb,more attention is paid on the Jamb score than the post utme.Subsequent lists won't be as Jamb's.

ElrayKhalifah:
On my way right away to the.....i pray i glorify God's name at the end. Wishin others success too

Thought u've had urs all the while!

Anyway,ur story won't be different from the rest of us(and even if it is,better than ours!).You shall excel beyond ur imagination.God be with u bro.

Come back and testify!