₦airaland Forum

Donabydeco:
You killed it all bruh.
Que sera sera
What will be,will be!

Abi o Boss!!! What will be will be.We shud not be bothered with when they wud release it,cos they surely will,but will our names be on it when it's released?

Donabydeco:
You killed it all bruh.
Que sera sera
What will be,will be!

Abi o Boss!!! What will be will be.We shud not be bothered with when they wud release it,cos they surely will,but will our names be on it?

itskhadijah:
Lol,yh I'm an aspirant......I don't just talk much

Lmao!!! I figured,hey! If u were metioned,u wud be forced 2.Lol

Anyway,try 2 comment once in a while and leave ur imprint in the sands of time.

Nice 2 meet!!!

Itskhadijah,are you an aspirant here? U stroll in once in a while and stroll out.No words said.

Jst curious.

mrtopeqs:
I think we know that..........that's part of the fun...........BTW........sometimes one may not receive the text so we just try to attack from all front




:-) :-) :-)

Lmao........Well I agree with you unfortunately,besides guys wud always be guys.Its just...........my point rili is,every bit of tym now shud be spent praying and doing whatever you gat 2 do 2 be admitted.I bet you that some people's worry is just way over da top.Let's just take a deep breath,relax and hope 4 the best.

Funny when guys bother themselves with what wud surely be.Why stress yourself checking all the different sites whether the list is out.We all know when they are through compiling the list,a text msg wud be sent to you.

Rili guys,stop increasing the pressure and giving urselves unecessary worries.Your pressure won't influence the time they wud decide giving admissions.

klexycole:
THREAD SOFTLY OR ELSE....!!
I'M THE CHIEF COMMANDER OF THIS PAGE...
WHEESIN OR WE SIN OR WETIN DEM DEY CALL YOU,STAY BACK!!

CC
Rkarang
Youngmilio
IDGAF
Agent9
And Others...

Boss! I see you! Don't worry,the only page I'll claim will be my testimony page.For now,enjoy the land,but don't get it filled with face me I face you buildings.I'm ajebo 2 the core.

duke59:
IDGAF I sight u bro..
Two hands in d air

Bro,u are highly sighted.

Just finished drinking some beer with Ambali.I told him about u.He says you are a nice guy.Don't worry,ur name is on the list.

DharmyYinks:
Uhmmm.... does any1 knows wer MzLarem is? IDGAF




madam titidi....I sight u o..just viewing jejely and waiting for alert

Lmao! Na me suppose know where Mzlarem dey abi? Lol

Anyway,boss I sight u!!!

Just want to welcome all my fellow aspirants to the much awaited month that holds the last lap of our journey thus far.

I pray for as many that holds on to God and have no mortal help.That you shall not be disapointed.HE did not bring you to this stage 2 fail you.He understands how strongly you need this admission.

In a week or two.This thread will be flooded with testimonies,complains and rage.Whatever the case,let's continue to remain friends and be bonded in our successes and failures,joy and pain,laughter and tears.I have great respect for everyone,and I hope it were possible for us all to be in celebration when it finally comes.May God's favor rest on us all.Amen.

And hey! If you don't get it,it's not the end of the world.Let's just continue to stay positive.As long as ur heart still beats,hope is still alive.Wish everyone luck.

Teemoolee:
yeah. still a novice tho buh...

Yeah.We all were once.You'll get there.Stay safe! By the way,am into Trap 2

Teemoolee:
thanks

U welcome fam.By the way,can see in ur signature u're an up coming producer.That's great.Am a producer.Keep it goin man!

Teemoolee:
please have they started giving admission to aspirants?

No,but in a week or 2 expect that.

khassy:
Guess its that WiFi shit... Not sure cus the whole fac pays the same tin sha


Bout us being less competitive... We relatively new and most people dunno bout ICS buh everyone knows mass comm and csc and that's why ICS and TCS are d least competitive but tough as hell to get sha #Complicated shit

Aight bro! It's rili complicated then.noticed there are even depts thay pay as less as 24-60k.Ours is a whooping 74k+.Even faculty fee is on the high,N16,700.

When I was in Unical,session fee was 22k,departmental/faculty was about 3-4k.Things are rili on the high side here then.

Yo Khassy.Whenever u see this reply pls.

Any idea why we are paying the largest fee in Unilorin? And our course is not even so competitive.Am quite curious.

BoiGrammz:
I'm depressed.. I just dot feel comfortable with myself, I'm losing it

Bro,we buddies ryt? Pls let me have your Bbm pin or number 4 whatsapp chat.
By the way,there's so much 2 live for and be happy in life.You may have a challenging issue which triggered your emotions into depression.It's quite natural for most people.Remember,nothing is new under the sun.The challenges u might be facing,people have faced it from time immemorial.And a lot of them came out of it successfully.I'm one of those people.

Bro,don't sink yourself in2 too much thought.Stop worrying about what wud be.Live 4 now,be happy now.There's just so much to look in2 ur lyf and be grateful and happy about.You may have made mistakes,mistakes cud be corrected with time.Rather than sink in despair and get depressed.Find solutions to those problems.Wish u know my story.I'm not where I'm supposed 2 be in lyf,all my mates have gone ahead of me.But I have one thing which a lot of them don't have.And when I discovered that thing,I had a will in life.It's that one thing that keeps me going daily and puts a smile on my face instead of been depressed.Find yours bro!

By the way,the ultimate treatment to depression to me is finding what makes you happy even in depression.I discovered mine was music.So I played a lot of music in my alone time.Changed my friends and started been around positive minded people.Believe me when I tell u I never felt depressed after doing that.Pls make ur own ultimate decisions bro,even if it means cutting friends.Stay safe compadre.

Donabydeco:
ADMISSION PROCESSING.

The concluded PUTME exercise categorize Unilorin applicants into 3 categories

1. Very good standing: scores above 65%

2. Good standing: scores between 50%-64%

3. Poor standing: scores below 50%
If you fall into category 1 or 2 you can start admission lobbying. *the post-utme cut-off for different courses has not been released by the university, this article will therefore stand as a guidance and it does not in anyway prescribe the the cut-off mark for this admission session.

For those in category three be careful of those that promised you admission(ADMISSION RUNS) because of the money they will collect from you. The advise for you is to:

1.Obtain pre degree or Unilorin Remedial form: it will be out by November this year

2. Obtain IJMB A level form: registration and lectures already in progress.

3. Wait for another Utme form with is at hand..

All the best famz!

Thanks for the info and advice bro.Appreciated!!! I guess we all know the next steps to take.

Yungmilio2:
And it's such a pity,Wheesin,he be wishing
nice line
cool punches

Thanks bro.Though it's a bit rusty,am not a rapper anymo.

After da party it's da after party
Me and my man Mstiq,room filled with shawties
He's chillin with a Miss Thick,real sexy body
Poppin Bacardi,2nyt he gon bang somebody
I see Reekado in da corner he be actin cool
Dat nigga is a ladies' man,he doesn't act a fool
And Khassy he just stepped in unexpected lyk thunder
He gets your mind goin crazy all da girls just wonder
How da hell,u can tell Boigrammz is with him
Cos they're lyk Batman and Robin in this God damn city
And it's such a pity,Wheesin,he be wishing
But dat nigga's so gay we don't hang out with him
Yungmilio2 be da man with da doe
He rules your world with his greens lyk he's da owner of glo
And Duke59,phuck it! That's my right hand man
We've been through a lot of sh*t but he's right where I stand.



Happy birthday once again Mstiq!!!

You wanted a song,this is da best I cud come up with in short notice.Stay safe blood!

wheesin:
whether error or not, you are still a houseboy...now go back to your washing

Lmao!!! If u know wetin I want reply you with ehn! U go hate me I swear!

Anyway,2day's sunday.Just gon let this slide.

Dang it! just refreshed my laptop and this msg i decided not to send anymore got sent.If u're reading this Wheesin,it was an error.Lmao

wheesin:
[b] This message is to whom it may concern


The properties of our late but now very stupidly much alive brother, Mr khassy a M.U.M.U degree holder (Oxford university,ilorin) in scintillating Super hyper Magnetic Foolishness. SHMF, should be returned as soon as possible. All those who were partakers of the 10 naira worth of property distribution should please return what was illegally given to them as birth rights.
The following names of relatives, friends and well wishers are included in this list of illegal and punishable through a wet saliva filled kiss by our saliva expert Titidi..men shes so good at it. The culprits are:


1) boigrammz - so wretched he had to wait for The M.U.M.U title holder to kick the scrotum before he jumped on mr khassys 10 naira worth of
properties.

2)Temmi001: This is one of khassys mistress. She doesn't care if he passed away or not, as long as she gets her own share of the 10 naira khassy left behind. Even if her share was 5 naira, she would get a Zimbabwean visa ,travel down to zimbabwe and convert it to Zimbabwean dollars, she go turn billionaire over night.

3)Yungmilio2: the real father of khassy, younger than khassy, balls more than khassy day and night. dope guy, fucking rich, rides a suzuki motorcycle.. but still he deepened his fingers into khassys wealth..what a shame

4) Legitlayo ; khassys hot girlfriend.. goes around town in a mini skirt and lubutin shoe. Always jumping from potbelle to potbelle .oga stop it

5) Agent9 : oga landlord i don't blame him..this is what you get when your tenant owes you money for over 10 years without blinking. he had no choice but to sink his fingers into kworruption.. now remove it..i forgive you.

6) IDGAF: never GAF even when he remains khassys house boy.. Born a houseboy. lives a house boy..and might probably ____ (fill in the gap) a house boy.

7) Mzlarem : khassys neighbour that fries akara in front of their house. she ****************************************************************** ***************************************************and so she *************************************** forgetting that one day she might *************************************** .

8.)duke59: Official waste collector for khassys compound.. Watin he sabi than to park dustbin...mtchew

9) You; yes you that is reading right now, and saying i dnt know how to speak Good english yet you took your time to read this, then you are one of them. [/b]

Surrender, avoid Force being used on you

cant believe ordinary smirrnoff ice mixed with malt can do this to you bruh! And u were begging to join me and Reekado to sip a little Jack Daniels the other day.

MsTIQ:
Thanks bro, I don't mind some music o

No problem bro.Wud see what I cud arrange b4 the day ends.Lmao!

Mstiq,happy birthday 2 u man.Wish u many more years of gud health filled with joy,happiness and groundbreaking achievements in all areas of lyf.Have a fun-filled day bro.

Yungmilio2:
[b]
Bro
u need not explain to the anybody - it wont solve anything
most southerners - believe
all Northerners are Hausas n Muslim
Jos - majorities are not hausas
in Adamawa n Taraba we have lots of Christians
l
u cant differentiate a kanuri man from chad with the kanuri man from borno
l
we Nigerians are ignorant about this issues
we all know
religion n ethnicity are used to play politics
but still we don't just care - we only care about the criticizing one another
l.
we the yorubas ( majority not all ) as an individual will always want to be the head ( pride - gara bi chicken pie ).

but an hausa man is like a french man - u know how to speak his language he will show u love n ®.
an hausa man will surely help his brother - make him rise to his level ( not all thou )
there re also good Fulani's ( civilized n uncivilized ones )
same for my SE N SS fam
l
also we the yorubas are like CELE - in a family ( dad is a Mslim , mum - Xtian, children - Ogun worshippers - and they all live peacefully ) ( Not all yorubas o )
l
we should first live as Nigerians
l
LAST BULLET : no offence - am just a bloody Nigeria - like Jon snow i know Nothing
[/b]

Been facing that same ish 2 I swear! When I tell someone am from Cross river,next thing is "Calabar" really I hate it when people just choose 2 be ignorant for the fun of it.

Anyway,stopped explaining 2 folks and allow them 2 carry on with their ignorant ass

khassy:
Hey dawg

Got some fvcks to give... Ah need to give some to Wheesin for that lengthy trash up there

Boss........., calm down............I heard the nigga's been mixing maltina and smirrnoff ice.You know he's got a very light brain.He got drunk and he has been spilling trash everywhere he goes.When sleeps and wakes up tomorrow,he wud regain his senses.

I can see fun has returned back 2 the thread.Welcome back home from Iraq Khassy.The rest of ur battalion back here home been missing you.

Yo Venus007.It's 2 early 2 miss me.I see u checkin up on me.

GideonG:
You don't need cut off marks, you only need admission. Hopely next week or upper.

Perfectly answered bro.Wonder why they so curious about that.Lyk u wud always say "Na admission sure pass".

Reekado:
yooo!… that some AceHood punchlines.. blessUp blood ,I dig dat. Nigga I aint even trippin bout none‘in damn sure errthang gonn WorkOut good…damn wait d phuckin list tho.. killin me, a nigga got plans mehn.. earlier d better

Real talk lyk Fabulous' album.........I feel you compadre.lyk French Montana said........."Nigga I aint worried bout nothing" The whole wait and suspense is killing though! Lyk they pulling some Diego and Paloma sh*t on us.But a nigga just gat be patient.We gon celebrate lyk we won a championship game.No doubt about that!

Reekado:
StraightUp player… gotta make em dead presidents…Go hard or Go home.

Damn ryt patna!!! Counting money till my palm hurts.Aint going back 2 being broke.

Hope a nigga optimistic about his admission?We aint come this far 2 end up gettin nothing.