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jonbellion:
Wow
It gladdens my heart how this irrational incoherent babble was ripped to shreds by NLders
Nigeria is slowly waking up

oh boy, I used to think no hope for this country, but I/m glad young people have started to wake up from this religious matrix.
sure the awakening is slow, but it will take generations for the effects to start to show

look op.

that audible voice you heard. You yourself created it with your own imagination. the voice is in your head.

there are many reasons that could cause it.
could be a psychosis, or hallucination
this is very common with deeply religious people

for people like myself and others who have freed themselves from the religious matrix, we experience something a bit similar , but it is not an audible voice, it is a prompt
we say things like 'i had an idea", or "i had this gut feeling" or "i had this intuition"
religious people will say "i heard the voice of god" say so and so
it is the same thing we are all talking about, it is just that your religious psychosis has the need to spiritualise everything

I'm sorry to tell you, this voice you heard was created by you yourself in your own head, and your religious psychosis convinced you that it was audible

masonkz:
I'm agnostic too, and it makes no sense when religious people claim to see all these things. In religion, you get to see what you want to see.

A budhist can also come around and say that Budha appeared to him/her. Same thing applies to the Muslim (this is even common nowadays with people saying they saw inscriptions of Allah)

The whole thing points to the fact that it's all hallucination.

dude u have to leave them to it

the person in the delusion does not know he is in the delusion. only those outside of the bubble can see the delusion.

I've seen someone suffering from a severe case of delusion of grandeur, that kept saying he has a meeting coming up with George Bush (who was US president at that time) and that he is related with queen elizabeth and all 3 of them are meeting next week. and he deeply believed this to be a FACT, and kept asking why people dont believe him when he is just stating the facts.

i relate this to religious folks, i've had one of these delusional mofos say that jesus and 2 angels were standing in bedroom on the ceiling while he was praying in tongues, "HE SAW THEM WITH OWN 2 EYES" - his exact words. and his fellow religtards defended him saying I dont understand the 'things of god'

i asked wetin them wear? na ankara abi na jeans and t-shirts?

he said exactly what i thought he would say " long white shining robes'
laff wan kill me

LordOfNaira:
You went into a trance or you dozed off briefly and heard a voice. More like hallucinations from sleep paralysis.

haha, this guy, u no go kill me with laff.

just leave them to their delusions, It's entertainment for me

Pidgin2:
Really? And whose voice do you reckon Paul heard when His donkey spoke to Him

You should get yourself checked into one of those psychiatric facilities, how can you diagnose someone without seeing him in person, I don't think all is well with you

so a donkey spoke with a human being

they had a 2 way conversation. a donkey and a human being

ok, noooo wonder!!!

this mad man i always see for allen roundabout, i saw him one day talking with his dog, and he always says the dog speaks to him too, and he understands what the dog is saying

yousee, religious belief and mental illness is one and the same

LordOfNaira:
Do you have any evidence that the content of the Bible was dictated to men by disembodied voices?

dude

you are asking a religtard for evidence

I for say u stupid for asking for evidence from a religtards.

religtards have no evidence for anything, they just spew out what others told them

Pidgin2:
Just like the Bible was written by voices caused by neural mechanisms yet archeology, history and science attests to it. Only a dunce will pay attention to your post

pigdin2, your stupidity is at an advanced stage.

there are people who have killed there children, because they heard a voice and said god told them to do it.
they op has the same mental illness as these people, his own is just at an earlier stage,
you go and read stories of these religious people that claim jesus spoke to them and told them to kill their children, they heard the voice of god, audible voice
na so their mental illness start, just like this op.

read about the Deanna Laney murders

InvertedHammer:
Schizophrenia or may be auditory hallucination goes undiagnosed for a long time. You may need to talk to a Psychiatrist.
A lot of people suffer from psychosis without knowing it. Advanced world offer medical treatments. In Nigeria, they buy musical instruments, a megaphone and a church is born. When their madness starts, followers call it speaking in tongues. They verbalize what the voice is telling them, people term it prophesies. At the end, followers get conflicting prophecies from the same God. Impossible! It has been mad people rambling all these while. For in Nigerian context, madness is only identified through tattered clothes, dirty dreads and soliloquy. But none of these attributes may be visible in a schizophrenic patient. So the dancing continues until someone gets burned like pastor King did.
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one bottle of chilled orijin for this guy

but unfortunately the religtards won't get it

Luiz1:
Another one again.... Any psychiatrist in the room 4 bro Tosinex plz? I will sponsor his bill.

oh boy, the thing tire me.
i don't mean to trash anyone's religion, but the Op should seek professional help before it is uncurable

When a man talks to God, it's called prayer

When God talks to man, it's called schizophrenia

-- unknown




-- Das all

Richie0974:
Comments like this crack me up. You're right though but since the op said it was God, let's just agree with him.

this guy, no kill me with laugh abeg

and na human being like me dey fvck fine thing

baba God, pls pick up my call

this money must be made

Na by force by fire

abeg marriage no be by force

marriage statistics have been on the downward spiral for the last 20 years in developed countries like US, UK, Canada and Australia

It is only in my country Naija where they see marriage as an achievement. Happily married or not, they dont care as long as they answer 'Mrs"

MGTOW movement is gaining momentum globally, I will soon move back home to start MGTOW Nigeria.

when we advise you girls to be watching p0rn, so that you can learn skills from the likes of cherokee d'Ass, you will say watching p0rn is sin

una see una life naaa??

na wa oo
i did meet this Bagudu Hirse 2 years ago in London. The firm I work for was doing a presentation for Nigeria LNG, and Mr Hirse was present. really nice gentleman

abeg, forget story

the fl@the@ds are here in drolls to come and claim

igbo sister my ass

are u blind? cant you see she is mixed race?
her mama is pure oyinbo, you can see she has taken most of her mama features
the fl@the@d features are very minimal

Filashade:
GBAM!!!

My sister please help me tell this people.

This is why our society is so messed up. They think marriage is Gold or something. What I have seen my mum and dad go through after so many infidelities, trust issues and other issues, like I said to myself at a young age why the raaaasss would I waste my time worrying about marriage when it just seems miserable and everyone is unhappy?

For those saying when she reaches 29/35 she will start rushing. Why do Nigerians do that a lot? Like seriously? Why is it when it comes to woman over the age of 26 or above you guys start calling them old cargo and say their youthful and marriage days has expired? Why? What about men?

I am so confused that I cant even be arsed anymore. I am just wondering how life would be like for both Men and Women in this new year and the years to come coz from what I am seeing, it looks blick and I am very worried not for myself but for everyone.

God help us all!!

Look
women are happy to endure abuse both physical and mental, just for the privilege of answering 'MRS'
they see marriage as an achievement

lrdval:
Why are comment sections always empty recently. I be late Comer ooo. My comment dey always come for 3 page. But since few days ago. I am on ft. Anyway. Woman see marriage as an achievement. Which is stupidity. What they are all. Seeing is weeding. Not what follows

i totally agree. when women see marriage as an achievement and look down on single women as if something is wrong with them, it is real stupidity
marriage is not an achievement and its not for everybody
I for one dont want to get married. I totally ahet the concept
I'm 38, single, got two kids from 2 different chics and I take total care of my kids and I'm really close to them
live on my own, do what I want when I want
Got 3 chics currently on rotation
a marriage certificate has nothing to do with commitment, that whats most of these women dont understand
a marriage cerificate is a government contract, that's all, so that when everything scatter, the government aka court has legal power to step in and divide your assets
women believe once a man signs a marriage then he is committed to them. LOOOL
I'm 200% committed to my 2 children, but I did not sign a government contract to prove it

Women nowadays will withstand anything including cheating, domestic violence just to be able to answer 'MRS' as if it is some kind of achievement.

I hear some women say ' a woman's pride is in her husband's name'
what a load of BULL
so, if you dont have husband, you have no pride in yourself?

adetayo234:
you are right. everything happening is about natural law. the natural law was so strong that it parted the red sea. this same natural law gave Sarah a child when she was far beyond menopause. this incredible natural law also made Mother Mary pregnant without sexual intercourse.


Wow!!! What an exceptional "natural law"!!!

A fool says in his heart that there is no God.

oh good ness me
so adults with a brain still belief in tales by moonlight.
dude, none of those examples you stated happened in real life.
It is oyinbo man's mythological stories
just like we Yorubas have our own mythological stories about orunmila coming to earth with a rope, chicken and a bag of sand, and the chicken walked all over the earth and spread the sand.
these are stories dude.

Bisjosh:
Men are scared of commitment

really?
typical olosho mentality

all these olosho that have used there youth jumping from one bed to another,
then when age they catch up to them, they will looking for someone to tie down aka 'commitment'
fvck commitment!!!

so is it that NTA dont have copies of popular sitcoms from the 80s and early 90s like Jagua, behind the clouds, mirror in the Sun, checkmate, village headmaster, bassey and company, and all those classics. NTA should be having re-runs of these programs! or even making DVDs, I'm sure the older generations will buy them!
or everybody in Nigeria now is on DSTV level watching oyinbo TV and nobody gives a fvck

lilmax:
"when did you start liking me? "

typical

@op if you don't need a pregnant 14yr old in your family,you'll start taking this seriously

oh boy na wetin I dey fear be that ooo

the way these kids of nowadays dey mature early is scary

ovaRAYted:
Lol

11?? My father then would had flogged the crushing out, and the schooling into my young life.


A maschimo approach would help as you could show him his desperation isnt advisable as the man he is and aside his approach,the timing isnt just right and then make him see he's still young and has a promising future ahead cause time is all he has...show him what his concerns for the moment are,where his focus should be and his priorities lie...#first make the income son and the chicks will come

The success of the talk with him depends entirely on how you'll carry yourself and relate it to him whichever approach you use ...just dont let it backfire as he might not be quick to trust you for prying on his phone and all....anyways,goodluck to you and best wishes for your son.

Dude, I do like your advice. Will just have to be calm with him and not come across as if I'm angry. I'm very close to him, I'm very strict when I need to be, but we joke and play all the time so that's not going to be a problem.

I agree with you, will just need him to realize that even though the feelings he thinks he has are alright, he should avoid the distractions, focus on becoming a man and making that paper, and he will be chasing chics away with a stick.

softwerk:
A progressive dad indeed?!

Instead of you to call the small boy and flog his nyash silly and then correct him later, you are there encouraging pre-teenage sex

I remember I lost my virginity at Uniben in my 300L

This life sef

300L?!!
my guy you try ooo. so na you and vaseline be best friends from your teenage years till 300L??

anyway, thanks for your advice. but if you flog kids for that, they will hide everything from you and it you even know anything till they get belle or give person belle

Was going through my son's mobile phone as I do often to check his browsing history and youtube history to make sure he is not doing anything nasty.
checked his whatsapp messages and found he a chat with a girl in his class. In the chat, this knuckle head boy is expressing his feelings for girl

he is saying things like:
'I have feelings for you'
'I would do anything if you be my girlfriend'
'do you say 'yes'?'
'please dont tell anyone in class, please!'

the girl goes: are you serious or just joking?

My son: 'Iam very serious, I would do anything if you become my girlfriend'

the girl goes: 'since when did you start liking me'

my son: 'since year 5. so is that yes or no?

the girl goes: I will tell you when we get to school on wednesday
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I haven't spoken to my son about this yet. I'm waiting to see how the conversation goes, will sneak and check again next week if they have continued the conversation.

this girl is also 11, and she seems decent, I just don't want to boy to be heartbroken if in case she says no.

I will talk with him about it, just don't know which angle to approach it from. He seems too desperate it in the chat messages, and it's almost like he is begging. Need to teach this boy how to approach girls like a boss ;-)

I told his mum, and she was just laughing, she said it's a father-son conversation, I should leave her out of it.

Any parents out there who have had similar experiences with son/daughter who can give some advice will be well appreciated.

blueseacats:
Thank you judge, for freeing this sick woman's husband from the shackles and manacles of Nigerian version of Christianity.Man go home you are free indeed.

And who the judge sets free, is free indeed.

the 'when she go marry?' crew will soon land on this thread in

1.....2.....3

Madam , no worry

any ritual wey dem that the hair do, nothing go do you. na the brazilian woman wey be the original owner of the hair go just craze for her sleep in Rio de Jainero

Looks like Kola Aluko is off the hook, his name is no longer mentioned nowadays
sharp guy
he dey hide under the swiss government with his swiss citizenship.

AkinPhysicist:
I used to be dumb and gullible like these people UNTIL the day I realized ALL NA SCAM

hahaha
my guy u no dey alone ooo

I sell my VW Golf back in 1998 back then cos I believed God wanted me to sow a powerful seed that will change my life
damn I don fall maga tey tey

its the reality of life, some will awaken, but most people go die there living in poverty while funding the expensive lifestyle of their love-vendor-dadyy.

mmsen:
I don't think anyone who attends church has read/understood the Bible.

Most of what happens in the church is prohibited by the Bible and yet xtians do it all shamelessly.

thank you oooo
your head dey there my guy

everything jesus was against in the bible, happens in today's church

jesus chased the people buying and selling in the temple away, cursed them and destroyed their goods. what to end time churches do today in the church? BUYING and selling - they sell everything from books, bibles, DVDs, CDs, t-shirts, anointing oil - even miracle is for sale.

Fortissimo502:
He's not white though. He's from Palestine / Israel. So middle eastern?

so for your mind, you think naija people dey differentiate between Caucasian white and middle east white?? LOL
bros, the only thing that make naija people go senseless na skin wey light pass dem own
why you think that oyakhilome wey look like yellow pawpaw dey maga his follwers
palestine ooo, Iraq ooo, canada ooo, all join
even half caste like Van Vicker and co will catch them mugu if he form pastor tomorrow