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Who wants to marry a Nigerian millionaire


Welcome to our new and exciting game show.

The rules: Each contestant takes their place in the hot seat and get to ask a few questions of their suitors. At the end of the round, if there is a match, you get oil drilling in Ogoniland. The first occupant of the hot seat is Banke, a lawyer from Ife. Our first contestant is Segun who lives in Ibadan.

Round 1. Banke in hot seat.

Banke: Hi.
Segun: Hello.
Banke: So what is your discipline?
Segun: Finance.
Banke: what do you do?
Segun: I am a manager.
Banke: Segun, everyone in Nigeria is a manager, tell me something better!!
Segun: Well, I am a financial manager in Guiness Asset Management.
Banke: Where are you from anyway?
Segun: I come from Modakeke.
Banke: Ah, o ti o, forget it, please RMD, bring the next contestant(((

Round 2 : Nkiru in Hot seat

Peter: Hello.
Nkiru: Hi, so tell me about yourself.
Peter: I am a trader from Enugu and I go to Taiwan and Singapore twice a year to buy electronics. I have one shop in Onitsha and one in Lagos at Alaba.
Nkiru: Where do you have a house since you are all over the place?
Peter: Well, I live in Ebutte Meta so that's no problem.
Nkiru: Well, at xmas time, where would we spend xmas, in my home town of Mbaise or in Enugu where you are from?
Peter: Oh, you are from Mbaise? (He laughs a little) Chei, so you have not heard that if you ever see an Mbaise woman and a snake, kill the Mbaise woman first before you kill the snake Chei, RMD, I quit(,

Round 3: Aishatu Magaji in the hot seat

This round had to be stopped because Aishatu had already been betrothed to Alhaji Megida since the age of 12.

Round 4: Bisi on the hot seat

Bisi: Hello RMD.
RMD: Hello to you too, your first contestant is Emeka; Welcome.
Emeka: Thanks RMD, Bisi, Hello.
Bisi: Hi, so tell me about yourself, what you do for a living etc.
Emeka: I am from Oboiwu, I am an Investment Banker and I love to play chess.
Bisi: RMD, can I make use of one of my life lines?
RMD: Sure, why not, who do you want to call?
Bisi: I will call my mother.
RMD: Okay, Nitel and Multilink will both try to reach your mother.

(Multilink operator: We have Bisi's mom on the line.)
(RMD: Thanks.)

RMD: Mama Bisi, This is RMD here with Bisi who is playing to win a husband and get oil drilling rights in Ogoni land, she needs you to help her make her choice.
Mama Bisi: Yes, how can I help
Bisi: Mummy, I have Emeka here who is an investment banker from Oboiwu and I am definitely interested.
Mama Bisi: Does his father own a bank?
Bisi: No ma.
Mama Bisi: Do they own a factory?

(Nitel Operator: RMD, we are really sorry but all trunks are busy, please try later.)
(RMD: You've been very helpful, thanks.)

Bisi: No ma.
Mama Bisi: So he's a banker?
Bisi: Yes ma.
Mama Bisi: Omo Ibo ko, Owo Ibo ni, se ori re ope ni? Look, you better come home now and forget Omo Ibo, Seyi's father owns a bank, I want you to marry him. A person who works in a bank is a worker not a banker!!! (Hangs up)
RMD: So do you want to continue?
Bisi: No, I will quit now.
RMD: Is that your final answer?
Bisi: Unfortunately yes.

Final Round: Bunmi on the hot seat

RMD: Welcome to the,
Bunmi: RMD, lets not waste any time today, lets get on with it.
RMD: Aha, we are on schedule and ,
Bunmi: You are not on my own schedule oh, I need a man and I need him yesterday.
RMD: Okay, our first contestant is Tayo.
Bunmi: Is Tayo an old KC boy?
RMD: What does it matter?
Bunmi: I went to QC and anything less is absolutely unacceptable.
RMD: Okay, maybe we should bring IK, a lawyer now and an old student from KC.
Bunmi: Ik, Ik, , is that IK Benson?
RMD: Yes, you are psychic!!!
Bunmi: RMD, I will marry him, I dated him before and know all about him. Besides he went to Unilag too. Thanks

RMD: What a day, with that we bring an end to today's show, we would like to thank our sponsors, MULTILINK, NITEL and NAIJACARD, A message from our sponsors.

This Game show was brought to you by NAIJACARD,


Marrying a British Guy : Right of Abode
Marrying an American : Green Card
Marrying a Japanese woman: Lots of Sushi
Marrying a Nigerian: Priceless

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I'm not Nigerian, really! couple
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A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status, but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden, our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda.

Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.

The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more.

Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was all he could think.

The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's not every day you meet people from home.!" they admonished.

Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: "Egbon Eko ni mi se? Ni bo lo ti ja wa?" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to: "I'm a Lagos man. Where did you come from?" Remember, Lagos is a state in Nigeria, and it used to be the capital.

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko ni mi se! Omo Eko gan gan!" In Yoruba, this loosely translates to "Hey buddy! I'm a Lagos child. A REAL Lagos child!"

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