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Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by idonshow: 11:46am On Jul 17, 2009 |
Who wants to marry a Nigerian millionaire Welcome to our new and exciting game show. The rules: Each contestant takes their place in the hot seat and get to ask a few questions of their suitors. At the end of the round, if there is a match, you get oil drilling in Ogoniland. The first occupant of the hot seat is Banke, a lawyer from Ife. Our first contestant is Segun who lives in Ibadan. Round 1. Banke in hot seat. Banke: Hi. Segun: Hello. Banke: So what is your discipline? Segun: Finance. Banke: what do you do? Segun: I am a manager. Banke: Segun, everyone in Nigeria is a manager, tell me something better!! Segun: Well, I am a financial manager in Guiness Asset Management. Banke: Where are you from anyway? Segun: I come from Modakeke. Banke: Ah, o ti o, forget it, please RMD, bring the next contestant((( Round 2 : Nkiru in Hot seat Peter: Hello. Nkiru: Hi, so tell me about yourself. Peter: I am a trader from Enugu and I go to Taiwan and Singapore twice a year to buy electronics. I have one shop in Onitsha and one in Lagos at Alaba. Nkiru: Where do you have a house since you are all over the place? Peter: Well, I live in Ebutte Meta so that's no problem. Nkiru: Well, at xmas time, where would we spend xmas, in my home town of Mbaise or in Enugu where you are from? Peter: Oh, you are from Mbaise? (He laughs a little) Chei, so you have not heard that if you ever see an Mbaise woman and a snake, kill the Mbaise woman first before you kill the snake Chei, RMD, I quit(, Round 3: Aishatu Magaji in the hot seat This round had to be stopped because Aishatu had already been betrothed to Alhaji Megida since the age of 12. Round 4: Bisi on the hot seat Bisi: Hello RMD. RMD: Hello to you too, your first contestant is Emeka; Welcome. Emeka: Thanks RMD, Bisi, Hello. Bisi: Hi, so tell me about yourself, what you do for a living etc. Emeka: I am from Oboiwu, I am an Investment Banker and I love to play chess. Bisi: RMD, can I make use of one of my life lines? RMD: Sure, why not, who do you want to call? Bisi: I will call my mother. RMD: Okay, Nitel and Multilink will both try to reach your mother. (Multilink operator: We have Bisi's mom on the line.) (RMD: Thanks.) RMD: Mama Bisi, This is RMD here with Bisi who is playing to win a husband and get oil drilling rights in Ogoni land, she needs you to help her make her choice. Mama Bisi: Yes, how can I help Bisi: Mummy, I have Emeka here who is an investment banker from Oboiwu and I am definitely interested. Mama Bisi: Does his father own a bank? Bisi: No ma. Mama Bisi: Do they own a factory? (Nitel Operator: RMD, we are really sorry but all trunks are busy, please try later.) (RMD: You've been very helpful, thanks.) Bisi: No ma. Mama Bisi: So he's a banker? Bisi: Yes ma. Mama Bisi: Omo Ibo ko, Owo Ibo ni, se ori re ope ni? Look, you better come home now and forget Omo Ibo, Seyi's father owns a bank, I want you to marry him. A person who works in a bank is a worker not a banker!!! (Hangs up) RMD: So do you want to continue? Bisi: No, I will quit now. RMD: Is that your final answer? Bisi: Unfortunately yes. Final Round: Bunmi on the hot seat RMD: Welcome to the, Bunmi: RMD, lets not waste any time today, lets get on with it. RMD: Aha, we are on schedule and , Bunmi: You are not on my own schedule oh, I need a man and I need him yesterday. RMD: Okay, our first contestant is Tayo. Bunmi: Is Tayo an old KC boy? RMD: What does it matter? Bunmi: I went to QC and anything less is absolutely unacceptable. RMD: Okay, maybe we should bring IK, a lawyer now and an old student from KC. Bunmi: Ik, Ik, , is that IK Benson? RMD: Yes, you are psychic!!! Bunmi: RMD, I will marry him, I dated him before and know all about him. Besides he went to Unilag too. Thanks RMD: What a day, with that we bring an end to today's show, we would like to thank our sponsors, MULTILINK, NITEL and NAIJACARD, A message from our sponsors. This Game show was brought to you by NAIJACARD, Marrying a British Guy : Right of Abode Marrying an American : Green Card Marrying a Japanese woman: Lots of Sushi Marrying a Nigerian: Priceless There are some things that Oyibo can't do For everything else, there's a naija guy/babe, want more ?then follow this link :http://www.jokenaija..com |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by blissieng(f): 11:49am On Jul 17, 2009 |
t o o l o n G . |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by Recoverd(f): 12:59pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
Cnt belive i read all of dis. I no laugh or even smile. |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by blissieng(f): 1:01pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
Thnk heaven for small mercies. I'da been livid if I read that then! |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by Jeovy(m): 1:13pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
I even dozed off half way |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by Emperoh(m): 1:56pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
Pls when i finish reading wake me up!! |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by clemcykul(f): 1:57pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
no need. |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by Jeovy(m): 3:15pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
lol clems |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by romsky: 3:21pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
my clumsy abeg summarise 4 moi |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by Ben13: 3:24pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
me too |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by Arcani: 8:19pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
Summary: e din make gud zenz!!! |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by mamag3: 12:54am On Jul 31, 2009 |
I will become a millionaire. |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by Gabry(f): 2:56am On Jul 31, 2009 |
Poster, wetin be this? |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by sylve11: 10:10am On Jul 31, 2009 |
@Gabry Long poem |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by dani1luv: 10:22am On Jul 31, 2009 |
@Poster You try |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by kodylicky(f): 10:52am On Jul 31, 2009 |
is this a joke? |
Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by dani1luv: 10:57am On Jul 31, 2009 |
Mayb |
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