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Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun

� lmao..you are real clown!

AbelAbdul:
Good morning everyone.

I was here on this platform in 2019 seeking for advice concerning Transportation business.
I eventually went into the business and it was a sad experience. You can read my previous threads for more information on the business.

After the collapsed of the transportation business, I venture into money lending business.

I lend money to people with the hope to get a refund with interests.

Since 2019 I went into the business, I have lent money to over 20 people and only 5 have refund the money.

Those 5 people who refunded the money, it was a fight before the refund.

Before I lend money to people, I make them sign T & C documents.
Some signed the hard copy others signed the softcopy.

When it is time to pay off, they refuse to pay. I have called them severally. At a point I told them to pay only the capitals and forget about the interests.

At a point some will make statements like "Don't disturb me. Even Federal Government owes. It is debt not stealing".

I had made arrangement that this December I will arrest some of them.

But recently I read on this platform that the police has no right to arrest anyone over debt.

Please how can I get them refund my money without involving the police?

Go with hefty guys,then carry any of their properties that worth the amount they owe ,give them time they are expected to pay up ,failure to show with payment, sell them off !!no time

bennito:
What's ur location

Akowonjo road ,egbeda lagos

Barrister026:
My wife attitudes towards food she cooked with my money is getting on my nerves.

How can my wife be dishing food to me like she's serving it for our kids.times without number have complained but still no changes.

It's either she makes eba that won't satisfy us ( when they is enough garri available) her defense is that she don't want it to be wasted.

OR

She dished out soup for me with lesser meat like am a kid. Have told her several times when cooking..to buy enough protein in the soup or stew. But to my surprise she always economise the money and divert it into something else.

I even had to start buying suya in the evening when coming back from work, because I know what I be expecting when my food is dished out. ( Recent news we saw of how suya killed some families, made me limiit it)

Have ordered her on several occasions to take it back and put more protein, but must i always do that?

Please This is really getting out of hand, I really don't know how to handle this situation.

Hmmm ,I pray what is not enough will be more than enough someday ijn,,try to make sure after eating what she serves and not satisfied, ensure you
request for more food or meat as the case maybe,provided its still available in the pot ,if she keeps going back to give you more everyday,she will adjust to what will be enough for you each time she serves you and if she claims it has finished tell her to go and cook it as you are not satisfied yet.You can't be working hard to feed the family and not feeding well.
Above all,make sure you are working hard in the other room too o,by doing that ,she won't think twice to serve you more than enough, because most women know you need strength to do it and still have to recover to keep the work going well *wink*.

Still available!

S.A

Still available!

winningman:
Ok. I'll like to see the pictures too. I stay in Akure and will pay on delivery too. I'll share my no with you in your dm.

Sent!

winningman:
Ok. I'll like to see the pictures too. I stay in Akure and will pay on delivery too. I'll share my no with you in your dm.

For the pictures,I will send to you when I get home this evening.Please send hi to my WhatsApp, so can send it to you this evening. Thanks.

winningman:
Should I pay 6k for the decoder and other necessary accessories without the dish?

7k

winningman:
Is it still available?

Yes

jendor123:
Does it gives our local channels, cbn.? Possibly if u can list some of the channels too.

Check on their website,what they put on their Web page is real.Thanks.

obinna37:
sell only decoder 6k

7k,decoder only!thanks.

obinna37:
still available I will give you 7k

Decoder only?

Still available!

No epl,,,free to air laliga,once a week.

rottennaija:
Please tell us, how is this service? How much does their subscription cost? Do you watch live matches? Is their plan flexible?

2 naira per day,3 naira per day,depending on the channel selected

I bought it 17500 from their office,its going for 9000 last,not negotiable.If you are a foreign movie lover,you will enjoy it with their full HD pictures.
Reason for disposing;My little kids don't like their cartoon.
Location;egbeda, lagos
Whatsapp:070.4.95,,99.5.0.7
Serious buyer only.

Lostchild:
To be honest DStv will satisfy your appetite. For me I can't waste more money on DSTV.

You forgot that enemies fought against TStv before they fully start functioning late last year or early this year I guess.

TSTV has better cartoons channels.

I hear you bro!

Lostchild:
You maybe right.

TStv is new and with time they will improve an become stable.

If you are a football lover, go for DSTV to satisfy you appetite.

I stick to TStv day in and day out.

For over 3years of their existence, they are still new.They repeat movies all the time,even my 4years old child can't enjoy their terrible and boring cartoon channels.its waste of money for me.

Lostchild:
They show all league except English premier league

Thats not true, even the laliga they show is free to air once a week.I have dumped their decoder,I just wasted 17500 to purchase the decoder.Anyone willing to buy ,should come pick it up at 10000 with all the accessories. Location is akowonjo, lagos.

Prison break!!

Slimslimqq:
My kid just was just promoted to nursery 1. initially he was in play group and his school fee was 25k which I pay almost thrice before the term ends, and I was still complaining that the fee is too much for such class.

But now, he's been promoted to nursery 1 and the school fee is almost double the former fee(40k).
How many times will I pay this one bayi? (Maybe 10 times)

I have been thinking, isn't this wickedness, how would u be expecting 40k for a nursery 1 pupil per term.

Abi its poverty thats making me think like that, or maybe its normal.

Note that, this school is the most affordable in my vicinity. Just a 3 mins walk from my house.

I'm thinking of looking for another school maybe still faraway a bit, but the school fee isn't high, I don't mind taking my time daily to take him to such school.

If this school fees is @yaba,,,its is way so cheap,cheapest at akowonjo here is 80k for nursery 1 pupils.
You will see different bills like chess,etc on the list and you will be like what's all these na!your own better bro

ObaKlaz:
You have a rare genetic condition. Your sperm causes 'back-dated/pre-dated and post-dated pregnancies'.

�lmao,this bros no well o,

chatinent:
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10 wrong places to look for love in Nigeria



Source: https://www.nopremiumtears.com.ng/2021/07/10-wrong-places-to-look-for-love-in.html

Please, drop your views on what you think about this topic below.

if not all these places ,where again bros?,,I met my wife in school for your information. These places listed above are where guys meet for all kinds of relationships ,no matter how it would end .

sapien:
Thanks a bunch for the piece of advice, sir.

However, I wouldn't deign to visit her at home; this would smack of low self esteem. A girl that couldn't pick my calls to tell me what the problem is with her doesn't deserve visitation from me.

bros, this is not about self esteem ,it about the time you have invested in the relationship, hence, the need to trash things out. I will suggest you pay her the unexpected visit, take her to where you guys can talk privately, If she refuses to give you any tangible reasons, say a goodbye in your mind without a word to her,she too should go and puzzle next thing out.

CalliDora1:
I think it's because of your marital status as they believe a married man will be more responsible and last long on the job. [s]Also partly because of your tribe as an average Yoruba man feels intimidated by the Igbos and they are very tribalistic in nature[/s].

you are right with marital status. He is going for a managerial position, so, if he can manage his home successfully ,and responsibly, he can manage the chairman's biz, also ,the post might require entrusting lots to him and if he decides to steal and run away, they will have people to trace him to, hence as married man he wouldnt want to misbehave.

odimbannamdi:
Just a little heads-up.

I will be coming around Ojuelegba and Luth from Ikorodu road tomorrow morning and afternoon. I will be driving, so u could help bring it to you ONLY if it will be on my route

can i see the pics bro?

leosahm:
it seems no one has called u for days now, and so u want ur phone ring....... I think u have a partial brain connect, does that look like an account no?

thats how some access bank account num. looks like ,try send money there to confirm.

Brodapounds:
Hello dear nairalanders.

Please I'm going through a state of mental confusion.

Currently i have approximately 20 million and 300 thousand naira in my bank account.

I have two thoughts.

1) I am 25 years old but I'm not a university graduate, i only have ND (National deploma) from a polytechnic In Edo state, Auchi precisely.

I would have become a graduate years ago but after my "ND" years ago, i refused to go back to school and i decided to hustle for money.

Most of my classmates in school back then are all graduates but all the same, looking at my bank account now, i have no regrets.

So this is what i plan on doing.

1) Can i further my Education In any university in the United States with the money and plan on staying back after my degree, for the fact that I'm 25.
Will that be advisable?

2) should i stay back in Nigeria and use part of the money to build a house In my hometown in Benin and use the rest for business?

3) Is there a chance of going to USA and start all over again, look for job.
Will the money be enough to rent a house, foot some bills untill i see a job in the USA.

Note i choose USA only because it's my dream country, I'm not scared of the traveling ban because I'm 100% confident that it will be taken away few months from now.

Please i won't be replying any mention or questions.

All i want is to take note of good advice.

I already know a reliable traveling agent.

Please other suggestions are welcomed apart from mine.

Please help

Go and invest in student hostel .

healthserve:
Mtchew. Abajo. That place enter Inside na. Na olowu and near otigba I dey check before. I'll go to kudirat abiola to see. That location can't fly. At all. E no pure.

It's not inside, when u are at national bus stop, u can even see the terminal, just 2minutes to the place from national.

OLUWABIG:
no sir

But this another blow

Bro,, which one is nextsat TV again o,? I hope they are bringing better offer that will deliver us from the hand of multichoice...Do you know anything about them?