Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,165,842 members, 7,862,759 topics. Date: Monday, 17 June 2024 at 05:06 AM

Iduzenoni's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Iduzenoni's Profile / Iduzenoni's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Romance / Re: If She Calls Her Male Friend To Take Her Home After A Date by Iduzenoni: 8:44am On Jan 25, 2016
Wtf, she could as well call him if i couldnt pay the bill? Step into that car and step out of our "thing". You think any man is going to jump into his car to coman pick you from your date if he doesnt think somewhere along the line you get to ride his johny?

2 Likes

Fashion / Re: See What A Lady Said About People With Small Boobs Taking Ampiclox(photo) by Iduzenoni: 11:12pm On Jan 12, 2016
McSquishi:


lol, don't be ridiculous. Like I said, I've been on both sides and for the most part I prefer myself smaller. This is a silly topic to waste time finding anything but humor in.
yeah lets just laugh it off, and let life go on pliz, crazy people hear tho, but seriouzly, breast size no be self esteem, if linda ikeji bobby reduce today she go still get that her mansion, love yourself laidat, rihanna has almost a dijalike bobby beht im still tripping,
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Released New Single-emergency by Iduzenoni: 10:53am On Jan 08, 2016
Biko his career needs an emergency attendance from don jazzy
Family / Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by Iduzenoni: 3:49pm On Jan 07, 2016
You sholda said, "my son, if you want the yansh, come and take it.

1 Like

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 9 Best Album Covers Of 2015 by Iduzenoni: 5:47pm On Dec 30, 2015
What is orezis cover doing here?
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Photo Bombed Her Fans Selfie by Iduzenoni: 7:31pm On Dec 26, 2015
darthv:
this virus you want to share there is God oooooooooo cry cry cry
hell yeah its a publicity stunt, if na fan snap picture how e take reach her own fone, abi they met in the mall now

1 Like

Politics / Re: With Love From Sambisa - By Da Boomsha by Iduzenoni: 7:08pm On Dec 26, 2015
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When Asked About Salary Preference by Iduzenoni: 8:09am On Dec 25, 2015
ajasa4link:
lol....The truth is desp he asked for a little over a million as salary figure, but his offer letter showed his salary to be over 2million
2million per annum or what
Celebrities / Re: Medical Student Draws Trey Songz (Photo) by Iduzenoni: 6:57am On Dec 21, 2015
softappless:
hmmm nice one though but i wonder when they will present a drawing of 2face or dbanj to either of them, i guess the slave mentality never left us
dont say what you'on know, Fola drew tu face live on stage on his fortieth birthday, drew jimmy jatt and patoranking 5 minutes each upside down, drew dj spinall, drew R kelly, r kelly even saw it, drew.... Look he has draw many africans than you ll ever know so just keep that slave mentality outta this, if you follow him on IG u ll know better
Crime / Re: Sugabelly Speaks Out: 'Surviving Mustapha Audu & His Rape Brigade' by Iduzenoni: 6:45pm On Nov 27, 2015
kayemjay:
Good Evening to you all.

I was shocked and appalled when I first came across this story. My emotions took over as I began to curse and hate the men as described by SugarBelly. The more I read, the more confused I got. I began to scrutinize all the comments from different blogs and forums, just to get some sort of closure, yet I was unsatisfied. Upon going over her story once again, I got the link to her blog having made several references that she had complained and 'spoken publicly' about what Mustapha and his friends did to her as far back as 2007.

So off I went. I spent close to two hours starting from her very first post in 2007, up until when she posted about her 26th birthday. Now these are a few of the things I found out (AND ANY ONE ELSE CAN FIND OUT).

1. She was just 17 and she was crazy, madly in love with Mustapha.
2. She was the one who always wanted the sex in the Red Mercedes. In one of her blog posts, she said and I quote "I always made him drive to the darkest streets and turn on the AC..."
3. She did not mind being hit or molested by Mustapha, BUT SHE WAS MAD ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE TOUCHING HER. I quote "I am yours...do whatever you want to me but not them to me"
4. She really did not complain to authorities because she was in love with him and was sort of learning, experimenting with new things.
5. She was involved in a party with Mustapha and apologized to him for not being able to participate cause she was jealous he was having sex with another girl. She admitted she may have had sex with the girl under different circumstances.

THERE IS A LOT TO THIS STORY FOLKS. JUST GO READ HER BLOG BEGINNING FROM 2007.

NOW MY DEDUCTION:

She was madly in love with Mustapha and despite the fact that he did all these things to her, she did not take serious steps about it. She was young and inexperienced in sex and enjoyed the varieties with Mustapha but hated the involvement of others.

It was really bad what Mustapha did, allowing her to be humiliated and abused by his friends/brothers and it is totally unacceptable. The girl in one way or the other could have gotten out and did not.

THERE ARE ALWAYS THREE SIDES TO A STORY... Her part, his part and THE TRUTH.

Let's not judge.

Shalom
we think the same way yo
Crime / Re: Sugabelly Speaks Out: 'Surviving Mustapha Audu & His Rape Brigade' by Iduzenoni: 6:41pm On Nov 27, 2015
izit not the same sugar belly that said she didn't bath for 3 week during NYSC? omor bad things done do this girl o
Jokes Etc / The Sinister Siesta by Iduzenoni: 10:23am On Nov 22, 2015
This one happened when I was in secondary school, boarding to be precise, we still lived on the top floor of a twin 3 storey building rented of course, that gives 5 different neighbors shey? And me ehn I can like to form like mad, why because I was the only one in that compound that was in ss2 and a boarding school, it was kind of a big deal and I always felt like those US marines coming back from war every time I'm coming back for holidays...you know dragging my box, with my well iron school uniform, I wouldn't know how its spelts but it sounds like 'Gaytor' that sharp iron line on trousers ehn it is never missing on mine, and when I enter compound like this the small small boys there will be running towards me like "boda Mohammed iyaf come o", some of our neighbors girls will just be peeping from window and me I will just be feeling myself like superstar.
That was the normal routine o, iron my shirts well well to hide all the sufferness man have suffered in school and brush my hair until I see those small small waves if I dinor see it iyaf not brush finish, bottom line when I come home everybody go sha feel the boy, mehn I too form.
But as this story dey go ehn there is a fateful day o, so on this fateful day.... It was holiday right, end of second term, mum came to pick me up, and the plan was she would drop me off at home then go back to shop and come home when she close which would be around 6.30pm, she sha dropped me at home, the usual welcome parade ensued sha and this girl that lives downstairs I think she was in ss1 then finally summoned the courage to say "welcome" as a forming guy now me I just waved like "how are you" and headed for the stairs Hehe, in my mind I was like "omo na me she greet o, ehen so this one sef like me? Omo na to form fresh boy o, she don even dey get small brezz" you know boys and puberty now, I sha got home, I dinor even shower, I just dropped all my load and brought out my result and started doing a review on how I performed, that was how I remembered that I didn't finish my golden morn, it was remaining about half the bag, I went and took it poured the whole thing in a bowl and all what was left of my beverages in it, bournvita enough to make tea for 5 people only me, "my result is worth celebrating" I thought, and again mum doesn't like when you bring leftover provisions home. Before I knew this golden morn have swell up and was looking impossible to finish, shey izii not me? I off all my cloth remain boxer, actually a tight underwear with 'tommy hilfinger' inscribed on it and ofcourse with my bulge abi eggplant or whatever people call it this days, I sat down on the 3 sitter in the palour with the bowl on my lap and started scooping, you know how people can be when they have the whole house to themself for a while na, I was just drinking and drinking and skimming through my result, small time I change posture, I lie down on my stomach put result and golden morn bowl for floor, I thought this was more convenient, what I didnot know was that sleep doing striptease for me already.......time would be around 4.30pm now.......I dinor know what happened next but sleep came and took me away.
I sha know next thing I was hearing someone whispering my name, "mohammed....Mohammed wake up" I sat up eyes still closed and brain still booting (if not I should have realized that mum gave me the house keys so if anybody would be inside now I would be the one to goan open the door) hmm naso I open eyes o, chai *bites finger* children of Adam do you know what I saw..... I saw my mum kneeling beside me looking relieved but also confused, but that wasn't the worst my dear readers, inside that our small parlour was a representative from every building in our compound, even some from the immediate building next to us. This time around I think my brain have boot reach 85 percent so I glanced at the wall clock and saw 8:27pm, i can never forget those 3 numbers, that was when I realized what happened, I slept for 4 good hours and mum must have knocked since 6.30pm soteh they had to break down our door, Kai even this girls I like forming for, all of them were there and me I was just there playing mute and wearing nothing but a god damned tight! Ohboy see eff up o, the most painful part was everybody were taking turns to play sherlock holmes, make hilarious assumptions on why I slept so long, coman hear stupid assumptions "maybe somtin dey the golden more wey e dey shak, see e nor even finish am"...." Did anyone else come inside?"....."I sure say na pesin off cloth comot for im body".....someone even joked with "make Una check in yansh wellwell o" wouldn't know what that meant then, but ehn we later watched Spartacus abi, sha that was how they were almost concluding that I have been "deflowered" through the backyard in my sleep or drugged after lmao, I had to narrate what I know with tearful eyes telling them everything I did as I got home, some were still finding it hard to agree saying "im no fit remember wet in happen na the drug dey cause am" tho there were some sensible people there who knew well to say "he was just stressed" my mumsi sha pushed all of them outside before they say too much rubbish, what pain me pass was all the neighbors daughters were not trooping in out of sympathy, one was going back to call others to coman see somebody's eggplant, Kai if I could read facial expressions I would say the way they were staring had a hint of "mtcheew and you go dey form".
Around 9 sha all of them have gone , that's when mumsy too naw para small, shouting "embarrassment embarrassment" I cried o, but it still didn't stop her from cooking dinner, at least I wasn't adopted, when I went to bed that night sleep didn't come quick obviously, sleep was like those guys that sleep with you and leave and you just wait for them to call you back, so I cried myself to sleep around 1.
Good thing was we relocated to our own new house about a year later which was after I graduated and everybody frequently came for lessons even girls, atleast they had a reason to miss me in the end,
but till today layries and gerumen I don't sleep in the afternoon.

this my story won SDK's in house gist once!

lalasticlala let thy will be done.
Literature / Re: STORY FOR THE GODS [Nairaland Best Ever Magical Movie] by Iduzenoni: 10:52am On Nov 21, 2015
Pls tell me you didnt run out of script, becos this is really creative, especially the way you synthesized spells, it has a harry potter vibe in it, i wrote something similar to this in 2011, dont stop man, or i ld be forced to continue from where you stopped, cmon yo see people sitting with their alomo and chivita waiting
NYSC / Edo State Batch B Corpers Not Happy With State Governor. by Iduzenoni: 12:37pm On Nov 19, 2015
We came into camp about 24 days ago to a state about 95 percent of us barely knew, and we were praying to be impressed, well the NYSC officials did their part and ensured we had optimum hospitality, 3 square meal......how ever little nutrient present but generally fair, water supply, a place to sleep, we were about 170 in a room (yes i counted the bunks) which was actually big enough just for 170, hence a lot of heat plus no fan. But this and many more anti-hotel activities should be expected right? I mean hey its an NYSC camp not the Burj khalif hotel abi? So this we swallowed and accepted as part of the drill. Where the problem started was when the state coordinator told us the state has no amount allocated to its corpers, this had everyone grumbling in disagree, people kept shouting "awka ibom, enugu..." turns out these states pay, oh well this was the beginning of condemnations from all corners, people started to talk about the bad roads they passed through coming to camp, like that, like that.
Next was this, we were trained almost thrice in a day on the parade for how to welcome the Governor for the swearing in ceremony, everyone was excited to finally see him......the man with the gorgeous wife huh? But that they came and even a look alike of Governor Aliyu Adams Oshiomole was nowhere near Okada camp, what a dissapointment, even more dissappointing when your friends from other states call and tell you their Governor is around, oh well he was represented by Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, who didnt make a mistake of not using his latin and greek english in his speech, sha swearing in ended, but no one felt happy with the governor at all, people said he knows he is rounding up his second term and with that he need not please anybody anymore........it is was kinda true. The next day precisely practice for the closing ceremony began, and the whole platoons were shortlisted down to the best matchers (No, im not sure there is something like matchers), thing is i happened to be one of them, and for more than 15 days twice daily when the sun rises and when its at its disastrous peak in the afternoon till it sets we trained, we rehearsed salutes to the proxy governor who we were assured was gonna show up.
Well rain became fog and fog became harmattan and the final day came, arrangement were made, flags were raised, the band was set, the Parade Guards (please change that matcher to parade guard) we stood in the sun 'at ease' waiting for 'the People's Governor' for over an hour, crested vest was soaked wet , alas who showed up, a representative yet again, that just did it, that was the last something that broke the camel's back. We were done having any hope on a Governor who couldnt read our oaths to us let alone wish us well in his state, no one is speaking well of him or spoke well of him in camp, if they did it was about when he was the Labour Congress leader and he knew how to fight for people's right, talkless of now...."we that share the same uniform with you, abi izit not Khaki you wore mostly?" Governor Aliyu Adams Oshiomole needs to right this wrongs.
From a distressed Otondo somewhere in edo state.
Poems For Review / Re: NPC Collaboration Poetry Competition Season 2: The Renga Fiesta by Iduzenoni: 1:16am On Nov 03, 2015
When she show up in my presence i feel my blood rush, blood rush to my head like a dam flood, floods my sense of reasoning cos she is my damn crush, and the urge to say "Hi" is a lost cause, i just might be dumbfounded or.....or just lovestruck

1 Like

Music/Radio / Re: will you record in these studios???????? by Iduzenoni: 7:53pm On Sep 27, 2015
BOLTVENOM:
I use fl studio fruity 11.. Got very nice beats i"ve made.. Mainly rap beats.. Buh realy dnt know how m gona get it published. Any one interested can reach me on 08141638687
boss pls are you on whatsapp? Kindly drop ur whatsapp no, i need help cracking my fl studio 11 please sir
Music/Radio / Phyno On Sand Art by Iduzenoni: 7:05am On Sep 20, 2015
this is something new i.'m jumping into and I just wanted to put it out here and see peoples opinion, putting sand to better use.

Music/Radio / Phyno On Sand Art by Iduzenoni: 6:59am On Sep 20, 2015
this is something new i.'m jumping into and I just wanted to put it out here and see peoples opinion, putting sand to better use.
Art, Graphics & Video / Sand Art Of Phyno! by Iduzenoni: 12:55pm On Sep 17, 2015
this is something new i.'m jumping into and I just wanted to put it out here and see peoples opinion, putting sand to better use.

1 Like 1 Share

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: General Buhari Pencil Drawing (Photo) by Iduzenoni: 12:18pm On May 02, 2015
femzysticks:


Wow! This is demn cool

even if you don't make frontpage, you've got the talent
thanks man nice to be appreciated
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: General Buhari Pencil Drawing (Photo) by Iduzenoni: 11:58am On May 02, 2015
femzysticks:

Where is the Picture?
added!
Art, Graphics & Video / General Buhari Pencil Drawing (Photo) by Iduzenoni: 11:54am On May 02, 2015
Please i saw a ballpoint drawing on front page, i just hope my own pencil drawing of Buhari make FP too.
Ff boss_iduze on IG for more

Phones / Downloading From Play Store Is A Problem by Iduzenoni: 12:11pm On Apr 26, 2015
I bought this techno P9 not long ago and downloaded just 3 apps and after that it started saying INSUFFICIENT SPACE IN STORAGE ERROR COULDNT DOWNLOAD, I thought OK maybe ts the absence of memory card that cause it, got a memory card, same problem still occurs, what do I need to do pls, how do I install directly to memory card from play store pls pls pls help!
Phones / Downloading From Play Store Is A Problem by Iduzenoni: 11:49am On Apr 26, 2015
I bought this techno P9 not long ago and downloaded just 3 apps and after that it started saying INSUFFICIENT SPACE IN STORAGE ERROR COULDNT DOWNLOAD, I thought OK maybe ts the absence of memory card that cause it, got a memory card, same problem still occurs, what do I need to do pls, how do I install directly to memory card from play store pls pls pls help!
Gaming / Re: Who Can Help Me Pass Free Fall In Gta SAN ANDREAS? by Iduzenoni: 10:54am On Apr 26, 2015
mhen I passed this stage like 2 weeks ago, mission pushed me to limits, got me downloading gtasaconsole very useful app can sync with ur gtasa and alter stuffs, like ur location download that one first, secondly sorry to break ur heart but seriously no cheat for this, but lemme tell u how I played mine. first thing after entering your plane is to type SLOWITDOWN, this will slow gameplay and give you time to make fast moves, next is to fly towards the plane which is on the outskirts of where you are, fly high bruh fly high, the moment you are above the ocean fly high, u have to fly over two layers of clouds, after that you should be expecting the plane now, shift ur camera so u are looking down, once you see it coming TURN YOUR PLANE BACKWARDS during the turn u all lose height and level with the plane, in my case as I made the turn I landed on the corona gbam. Note if u haven't lost this mission like 50 times you myt not be good with flying the plane, first is to share know how to fly perfectly, surf online on this topic tho you can automatically appear in the spot where u ll see the corona coming using this GtasaConsole to change coordinates. or I can give u my saved file but I don do like 10 missions after that.
Gaming / Enemy Strike Hack Tool. by Iduzenoni: 4:08pm On Mar 28, 2015
Hi badass gamers and gameresses lol, im having serious difficulty with this apk o, Enemy strike, its hard to finish some stages and money no dey enter well well, so i heard there is a hack tool, if its gonna require rooting my phone i wont be able to do that, but if you ve got any other hack tool to generate money and gold HELP ME! HELP ME!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pls Rate This Digital Painting. by Iduzenoni: 1:00pm On Feb 27, 2015
sorry did u paint this from scratch or did you edit the picture till it got to this extent?
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Releases Hilarious Photos by Iduzenoni: 8:41pm On Feb 25, 2015
Walkopet:
[size=20pt]












































Dis 5acres of Land Isn't for Sell,......beware of my son, Seun Osewa
















grin
[/size]
man u got me laughing
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Kano Motorpark Leaves Many Dead (Graphic Photos) by Iduzenoni: 8:39pm On Feb 24, 2015
temitemi1:
Another islamic madnesss
this is actually stupid to say considering the fact that there are more Muslims in kano, how is that Islamic madness? think!
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu, George Bush, Tony Blair & Wole Soyinka Pictured by Iduzenoni: 7:34pm On Feb 21, 2015
halimaabi:
No let apc see these pics them fit go photoshop Buhari put.
is like yaf use share and sell to transfer ur sense abi, bihari was with tony Blair of recent so don't say rubbish.
Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle Acquires New Full Chest Tattoos - Photos by Iduzenoni: 7:45pm On Feb 17, 2015
dude spoilt his blood al ready he can't d donate blood again like that

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 65
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.