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Politics / Re: Angry Youths Shut Afam Power Station, Throw Rivers Into Darkness by ieemmanuel(m): 9:17pm On Aug 16, 2020
Searching!
Car Talk / Re: Innoson: I Received Order For $4.7m Cars From SierraLeon As NASS Rejects My Cars by ieemmanuel(m): 4:14pm On Aug 16, 2020
Innoson needs to be given the chance. If they can keep innovating with new designs and affordable prices, they can compete with imported cars from any nation!

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Health / Re: Nigeria Gets Medical Supplies From Dubai Ruler, Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum by ieemmanuel(m): 4:01pm On Aug 16, 2020
Nigeria is a country so blessed with arable land and mineral resources , as well as human resources still heavily untapped, but na we dem de help and na we ask for loan pass!
Celebrities / Re: "Falz Is Not A Lawyer!" by ieemmanuel(m): 6:43am On Aug 15, 2020
This is why I don't like Nigerians,
Op you said many things but did not say anything.
Family / Re: Do You Trust Your Partner? by ieemmanuel(m): 8:00am On Aug 05, 2020
akaahs:
I begin to have trust issues with the lady I'm planning to marry when she infected me with a sti, and I think she is cheating.

This your input is totally wrong, STDs can spread without even having sex.
Family / Re: Did You Know Series!!! by ieemmanuel(m): 9:36pm On Jul 31, 2020
26) There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", "if" in life.

27) Nearly 1 billion people will go to bed hungry tonight.

28) The word "twerk," "derp," and "selfie," have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary.
Sports / Re: President Buhari Congratulates Kamaru Usman For Retaining UFC Title by ieemmanuel(m): 6:12am On Jul 13, 2020
Possiblegee:
Thunder fire you buhari

Funny picture of our president in a nutshell but not funny!
Frankly speaking, I have come to realize, Nigerians think less of Buhari as a leader and more as a power drunk politician who crave to cling to power at all cost and an unapologetic tribalist..

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Health / Re: How Type 1 Diabetes Is Frustrating My Life by ieemmanuel(m): 7:18pm On Jul 12, 2020
God will heal you, do not loose hope...have faith and take your drugs as prescribed.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Police Recruitment 2020: How To Apply by ieemmanuel(m): 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2020
This must be a joke the Nigerian Police Force is a big scam!
Police is your friend I weep!! Rather they will look for any opportunity to exploit the same civilians they swore to protect. If someone is arrested falsely, you will have to pay money for bail, and even if one is guilty of a crime. It can always be settled with the right amount of money.
They are payed to do their job, when a case is brought in by a civilian, to investigate the case they ask the civilians to pay to fuel their car, what nonsense!

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Phones / Re: 7 Important Whatsapp Tricks You Didn't Know, But Should by ieemmanuel(m): 3:53pm On Jul 11, 2020
LordOfTheWeed:

Honestly, this is a very serious question.. Na so Marle add me for her church group chat one time like that, as I comot na so all the church members begin private chat and call me and no be say j dey follow them chat for the group oo angry

I can relate to this grin
If you don't want people adding you on different WhatsApp groups, this feature can help you a lot. To do so, go to the settings page of WhatsApp and click on Account> Privacy> Groups.

Here you will see three options- Everyone, My Contacts and Nobody. You can choose any option among these as per your preferences

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by ieemmanuel(m): 2:56pm On Jul 11, 2020
macbeyland:
Currently shopping for screen replacements and other parts in China. Make una drop una suggestions.

Redmi note 9s screen cost oh.

I need xiaomi mia3 tampered screen
Family / Re: Now You Can Do Something About Your Boring Wall With Just #1500 by ieemmanuel(m): 4:36pm On Jul 05, 2020
Pay on delivery?
Religion / Re: When You Are Now Addicted To Pornography by ieemmanuel(m): 9:57am On Jul 05, 2020
The thing about Porn is, you will watch some average porn that is all available over the internet, soon you will get bored of it, you would want something more, to satisfy your need and it might come in form of incest, forced or rape, slowly you will graduate from that too. you want something even worse and might move to humiliation, Deepthroat, piss and all that...I don’t know what might tickel your fancy
Sooner or later you will reach a point where you will not find any satisfaction from wacthing and you will not be able to recognize yourself in a mirror. you will become a "liability" to your future spouse.

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Family / Re: Come On Everybody Today Is My Birthday by ieemmanuel(m): 1:28pm On Jul 02, 2020
You look stunning!

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today by ieemmanuel(m): 8:33am On Jul 02, 2020
StagethemTVee:
Oluwaburna, congrats. But your stylist no dey try.

He his very proud,I bet no one can tell him what's good and what's not... him stylist and barber self no dey try, no be lie!

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Celebrates His 29th Birthday Today by ieemmanuel(m): 8:24am On Jul 02, 2020
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Education / Re: Do You Have Regrets About Your Days At The University? by ieemmanuel(m): 11:39pm On Jul 01, 2020
henrysolution:


am in my final year, and this relates to me a lot.

the young age but older look and attracting older girls............


Please it will only end in premium tears, am telling you the earlier you leave person wife the better for you, funny thing is she would still send you invitation letter! grin grin

High school is a great time to be alive and in love ... You have few cares except making good grades—and making your bed in the morning. Probably, your parents are still paying for your shelter, and you’re not embroiled in the rough, hard real world of adulting.. because my brother adulthood is a bigSCAM!
Search diligently for a young girl now be4 it's too late, you still have a year to go, because if you do !

Mutual understanding and open communication would be guaranteed thus you can skip the first few years of getting to know your life partner better, you can be yourself and dont need to impress her and there will be no need to feel insecure.

You are saved from the risks of marrying a person u don’t know. For instance, if she didn't disclose that she had an ex boy friend...some exs always come back to hunt even after marriage!

You will have other mutual friends, which is very good for the future.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Serious Relationship That Will Lead To Marriage by ieemmanuel(m): 8:22am On Jul 01, 2020
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Family / Re: Did You Know Series!!! by ieemmanuel(m): 5:54pm On Jun 30, 2020
Carchoice:
and I kept wondering how come.....

Do you know
25) Despite what men claim, only 15 percent have a penis longer than seven inches. Only 3 percent have a penis more than eight inches long.

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Family / Re: Did You Know Series!!! by ieemmanuel(m): 5:50pm On Jun 30, 2020
24) Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate birthdays because the only two accounts of birthday parties in the Bible resulted in murder.
Family / Re: Did You Know Series!!! by ieemmanuel(m): 5:42pm On Jun 30, 2020
21)After fingers and vibrators, candles are the phallic objects used most often by female masturbators. Unlit ones, hopefully.

22) When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

23) The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused. It's an optimistic organ
Family / Re: Did You Know Series!!! by ieemmanuel(m): 5:41pm On Jun 30, 2020
17)The world's largest recorded penis belongs to 41-year-old New Yorker Jonah Falcon, whose appendage measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.

18) The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed.

19) The average male > orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds.

20) The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
Family / Re: Did You Know Series!!! by ieemmanuel(m): 5:38pm On Jun 30, 2020
16)
anthonyuncle:
toilet soap don't kill viruses, they only wash them off
Education / Re: Do You Have Regrets About Your Days At The University? by ieemmanuel(m): 6:53am On Jun 29, 2020
To answer this question I have to narrate an instance to connect with my answer. I gained admission into uni at a very tender age, my 100 level day's was too ruff that I was suspended. My resolution was on getting back notting would stop me from archiving my goal.
I was very studious and my friendship were measured on knowledge basis, if you're not smart enough then no need to be friends with you. I myself was not perfect,i had too struggle a lot to be in that group... unfortunately I found myself dating girls older than me cause my look gave that macho impression, to cut long story short I found no love in my stay in school and no fun friend's, just serious minded people all up in my contacts..got no regrets for that tho, just the relationship part!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sheffield United Vs Arsenal: FA Cup (1 - 2) On 28th June 2020 by ieemmanuel(m): 12:24pm On Jun 28, 2020
Arsenal would win this!
They got no choice but to prove ppl wrong
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Last Created Topic On Nairaland I Hope My Wife to be Sees This soon ! by ieemmanuel(m): 11:03am On Jun 28, 2020
Sweettea9:
This is not a place to go to in sensitive issues as this, nairaland has a giant problem with fake profiles. It is likely the person is not even real. Good luck!

I know there are many ways to meet someone other than nairaland, there are tons of sites and places where people exchange ideas, share common interest or even hobbies and nairaland is one of them! we might even share a common interest nobody knows...Have learnt alot on this great forum thus I decided to try this route..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Last Created Topic On Nairaland I Hope My Wife to be Sees This soon ! by ieemmanuel(m): 6:25am On Jun 28, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Make use of the youth in you. Don't ask me for advice cos the only thing I do is sleep. And I never get bored

boss this is one of them if you look at it closely...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Last Created Topic On Nairaland I Hope My Wife to be Sees This soon ! by ieemmanuel(m): 9:57pm On Jun 27, 2020
uniqueboi1:


Hold on I'm coming for you.

Uncle pack your over inflated ego and go let me see road, you don't need to comment on every thread you see to show yourself.. am not going to dignify you with another response.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Last Created Topic On Nairaland I Hope My Wife to be Sees This soon ! by ieemmanuel(m): 9:45pm On Jun 27, 2020
Masonkaycares:
You wasted your youth.(no apologies)

Don't get it twisted
Am a young vibrant youth !!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Last Created Topic On Nairaland I Hope My Wife to be Sees This soon ! by ieemmanuel(m): 9:35pm On Jun 27, 2020
uniqueboi1:

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Fvcking loser, you should better go get a life and stop going through my responses. We know you are worthless to your generation just hang in there, [s]FSARS stray bullet will locate you soon enough. Mofo[/s]
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Further portrays my point stated earlier..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Last Created Topic On Nairaland I Hope My Wife to be Sees This soon ! by ieemmanuel(m): 6:22pm On Jun 27, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Abeg most of these online relationship searchers are low key psychos.


And am not one of them.
But most of them use your kind of username

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My Last Created Topic On Nairaland I Hope My Wife to be Sees This soon ! by ieemmanuel(m): 5:52pm On Jun 27, 2020
Baloranking:
grin
Of all places to search for a wife, na nairaland grin land of hypocrites.

I hope you find what you're looking for.

Am fully aware there's a very slim chance for that to happen, but who knows anything can happen..

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