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Q: Will there be dogs in the new system?
A: No, 2 Peter 3:14 tells us that we will be without spot.
Q: Who was the straightest man in the bible?
A: Joseph, because the Pharaoh made him a ruler.
Q: Which Christian magazine did the apostle Paul command to never throw away?
A: Ephesians 5:18 says to “keep Awake”
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement."
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
When was the longest day in the Bible?
The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Unidentified green plants are seen on the river while the water body has given way.
The Kara cattle market community under the bridge along the Lagos-Ibadan expressway has become a Mecca of some sort with residents of the community and passers-by trooping to see the dried section of the river which once provided water for the Kara cattle and ram market.
Traffic in bound Lagos slowed down and Road Safety officials tried to make light the gridlock.
Before the unusual incident, the water body once served as means of transportation for canoe owners but residents say they woke up to see the channel blocked on Saturday morning.
The Lagos-Ibadan expressway has become a Mecca of some sort
There were initial suspicion that this could be water hyacinth but the surface of what used to be the flowing river hard become a firm ground.
Some people were seen testing the solidity of the green that has taken over the waterway by walking across the river and some found it a readymade recreation ground.
Surprisingly, on the other side of the Kara Bridge, the river is seen flowing freely.
Some people were seen testing the solidity of the green
Surprisingly, on the other side of the Kara Bridge, the river was seen flowing freely.
Environmentalists have, however, warned that residents keep off the blocked channel for the risks of it opening up unexpectedly and advised relevant authorities find a means of clearing the plants.

Unidentified green plants are seen on the river while the water body has given way.
The Kara cattle market community under the bridge along the Lagos-Ibadan expressway has become a Mecca of some sort with residents of the community and passers-by trooping to see the dried section of the river which once provided water for the Kara cattle and ram market.
Traffic in bound Lagos slowed down and Road Safety officials tried to make light the gridlock.
Before the unusual incident, the water body once served as means of transportation for canoe owners but residents say they woke up to see the channel blocked on Saturday morning.
The Lagos-Ibadan expressway has become a Mecca of some sort
There were initial suspicion that this could be water hyacinth but the surface of what used to be the flowing river hard become a firm ground.
Some people were seen testing the solidity of the green that has taken over the waterway by walking across the river and some found it a readymade recreation ground.
Surprisingly, on the other side of the Kara Bridge, the river is seen flowing freely.
Some people were seen testing the solidity of the green
Surprisingly, on the other side of the Kara Bridge, the river was seen flowing freely.
Environmentalists have, however, warned that residents keep off the blocked channel for the risks of it opening up unexpectedly and advised relevant authorities find a means of clearing the plants.

If Nigerian Celebrities Are Football Teams
1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top because of money and has been consistent since then.
2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since and despite the influx of crazy and talented young musicians, he is still a boss in the industry.
3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it, yet always so far.
4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Manchester United was always hitting it hard and the best till he changed management.
5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really gets the
recognition he deserves.
6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.
7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his own (Fuji).
8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case grammatical) errors and embarrassing herself.
9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to try and upset the big boys.
10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets relegated again.
11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of the money, he has been hugely inconsistent.
13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9% irrelevant!
14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good and is loved by all.
15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just stop making music.
16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/playing rubbish.
17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but still
underrated.
18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very relevant but the noise is too much . . . Respect!
19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely making it.
20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!
21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.
22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so far.
23. Terry G - Enyimba
Always winning local league am internationally presence is low.
24. Psquare - Barcelona
Destined for greatness in their musical career, but stop having internal crisis.

How can a girl send you boxers and expect an iPhone 6s? A tie and expect Brazilian hair? Singlet and expect a Rolex Wristwatch? Cufflinks and expect a BB Porsche of N450,000? Or nothing at all and expect an expensive dinner at KFC?
Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Valentine. Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string, Singlets should be exchanged with Bras. If she gives you roll-on, buy her 'Lip gloss'. She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair. If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA, AIT, STV or African Magic for her to watch. Put off your generator. If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive vigil, MFM or The LORD'S CHOSEN to be precise. She gives you a flower, give her Ugu (Vegetables), both are natural. If she gives you cake, you give her beancake (akara). If she gives you lacasera, buy her kunu.
We don't want this Year's Valentine to be one-sided anymore.
Signed
Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB)

These are the names of different salaries...
1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry.
2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going.
3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a month and lasts only four days.
4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it disappears.
5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember what you spent it on.
6. Time Traveling Salary – You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it.
Which one have you ever experienced?

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character in one way or the other affects us .living right should be good motive. here are some tips for ladies

1. Do not shave off all your eyebrows only to
redraw them with a pencil… simply shape it well
to look nice .
2. Do not put on too much make up, you end up
looking like you came out of the make-up factory.
3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without
shaving your armpits or without a bra
underneath. But, must
you put on sleeveless?
4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on
its own, there’s a reason why they sell nail polish
remover and don’t use your teeth to eat them off
or
remove fixed nails.
5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t
bother. Don’t look rough,use what you have in a
nice way.
6. Do not fix artificial nails, it makes you look like
a drag queen, simple is always clean.
7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress
when you are out in public is a BIG hell-to-the-
no!
8. Never do things for a man with a hope of
getting something in return, expectations are
dangerous. Do it
because you simply want to.
9. Never contradict what your man says in public.
10. Never stalk the man that left you for the other
woman
11. Do not share your best friend’s personal life
with every Tom, Dick and Harry.
12. Women should never act on distress in
relationships like checking your man’s phone,
nagging him to death, and acting like a paranoid
freak.
You will simply release him to someone else by
doing so.
13. Never dish out your entire family drama on a
first date. The guy just wants to know about you.
14. Stop obsessing over your body. It’s good to
eat healthy and work out but let’s leave it at
that. If a man
doesn’t appreciate you the way you are, let him
move on but at least look fit.
15. Never over-accessorize. stop looking like a
Christmas tree.
16. Never leave home without lip gloss, your
phone, tissue, handkerchief and most of all your
dignity.
17. Never leave your used sanitary towel in the
toilet for the next person to see. (On my my
knees) Women please!
18. Never wear very high heels if you can’t do the
Naomi Campbell walk. You will look like a drunk
grasshopper.
19. Never wear short skirts and low cut tops
when off to an interview. You will create the
wrong impression.
20. Never use sex as proof of love.
Sex is no proof of love, he'll leave you after the
sex.
21. Don't marry for the money, else you'll become
one of his possessions.
22. Whatever you do. Never expose your butt or
wear anything short on your leggings that people
can see your v- line . Just dont pls
23. Never wish to be like any other woman. There
are others out there envying you for who you are’
Be good. Be yourself. Be Nice and see the person
you are.
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some funny meaning to most nigerian abbreviation.let go there ..... # APC = Accepting Past Criminals.
# PDP = People Deceiving People.
# IMO = Igbos Must Obey.
# ABA = Agboro Boys Association.
# ABACHA = After Babangida Another
Criminal Has Arrived.
# FANTA = Foolish Ashawo Never Takes
Advice.
# WEEK = Women Education Ends in Kitchen.
# NIGERIA = Never Investigate Great
Executive Robbers In Authority.
# NEPA =Never Expect Power Always.
# KOBO = Kill Obasanjo Before Others.
# AIDS = America Invention for Discouraging
Sex.
# PHCN = Problem Has Changed Name
# NYSC = Now Your Struggle Continue.
# GLO = Get Lover Online.
# MTN = Maintain Total Nonsense.
# GSM = General Street Madness.
True or False? Add yours emmyhilarious

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