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What is your rate?
Do you go first or do i go first?
if i go first, how long does it take for cash to reflect in my account?
what is the minimum/maximum amount?
We can do a lot of businesses together

bulksms12:
you call sell to us sir @170/$

Can i have your whatsapp

I have got so many Ukash vouchers for sale at a very cheap rate
I will send both the code and the receipt to you

Hurry while the stock Last

Can I sell PayPal?

These guys are hilarious! What they are saying is beyond English translation but it's typical of boys' gossip when a bunch of pretty girls passes by.
Proudly Igbo!





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33b-XAzYOgQ

I want Blatter to leave ! But who will take his place , when Sir Stanley was the head of FIFA we had the World Cup boycotted several times by many African and Asian nations , we need to groom a serious alternative someone who is not just backed by Europeans , but by everyone , I would love to see Uwe Seeler or Reiner Bonhof or prince Ali, someone with clean hands and not supporting this group or that , or even better still George Weah , I want someone clean and sorry for this but it is true , not backed by England the country that corrupted Africa and Asia so it could conquer them , did people forget divide and conquer , the whole policy is based on corruption !

not4sure:
There is a way to do it without using any software

This is the web address for a youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAMXNsLCx84

Add ss in front of the link and press enter
www. ss youtube.com/watch?v=AAMXNsLCx84

After the page has load select the format of video you want. If you have any problem PM me

Okay. Am on it. Will get back to you If I have any issues

not4sure:
Foreign www.linksrush.info. youtube will give you local one

Thanks for your quick response. I'm gonna try it out now. But YouTube can't save movie sfor future viewing

Please kindly drop the link for me.thanks in advance

glo....the worst network ever! Extremely slow even when it is 3.5G. I do not recommend even when it is best in your area unless u no dey go out

Aitel...nice network. Can serve any purpose apart from frequent downtime

MTN... Very nice. Reliable and fast. Fast in most of location.

Etisalat....extremely fast. It will make you fall in love. Most location don't have 3G network though.

This pictures does not add up. He was set ablaze along the road near a gutter, and the ashes from the burnt was on an Untared road.

Former President George W. Bush explained Thursday that he has avoided publicly criticizing President Obama because he feels it would undermine the office of the presidency.

“I don’t think it’s good for the country to have a former president undermine a current president; I think it’s bad for the presidency for that matter,” Mr. Bush said Thursday evening on Fox News’ “Hannity,” Mediaite reported.

The former president said that, though he follows politics and is “very aware of what’s going on,” he has no interest in generating headlines for himself by bashing his successor.

“Secondly, I really have had all the fame I want,” he continued. “I really don’t long for publicity. And the truth of the matter is in order for me to generate publicity I’d have to either attack the Republican Party, which I don’t want to do, or attack the president, which I don’t want to do. And so I’m perfectly content to be out of the limelight.”

Mr. Bush is currently making the media rounds to promote his new book, “41: A Portrait of My Father,” which he calls a “love story” about his dad, Former President George H.W. Bush.



Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/nov/16/george-w-bush-says-he-avoids-criticizing-obama-out/#ixzz3SBuQw69Y
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I am not the type that watches a whole lots of nigerian movies. Infact my interest in Nigerian movies diminishes as I get more responsibility as a man. I hardly sit down to watch a locally made movies till end, but one thing I noticed is that I enjoy watching movies made in local dialects than the one in English. They look more original and bring out the best in the actresses/actors.

In as much as I enjoy Nkem Owoh's film, his Igbo films are more interesting to me than the English ones. What about you?

omo17:
I av to b honest with u,it is dat stupid subscribtion,initially I was browsing with d bonus given to me by glo and it browse normally, although it may take long before it connect but d browsing speed is still normal but immediately I subscribe to d 2.5k plan, it takes longer before it connect, even wen it connect d speed is just too slow. am even regretting. just continue managing it.

I think you are right. Glo was fatse when I was browsing with credit on my phone but become snail speed immediately I susceibed for 2.5k data plane. Something is fishy abit that plan. I have since dumped the SIM card and went back to MTN

RomanceLander:
Get an Etisalat Sim. .... problem solved ;DGet an Etisalat Sim. .... problem solved

I have used etisalat in the past and it was terribly fast. Thier data plan is somehow expensive to me as the the only plan reasonal to me is 10gb for 10k in a month. I used it for some months and I can't afford it for now. Can you advise a cheaper reasonal plan just like 2.5k naira for 4.5gb?

Obaiyski:
Access point/APN=glosecure... Then leave username and password blank.. Now connect

I tried this setting. Now it connects instantly without several tries, but the speed is still very slow. I also noticed that it browses faster initially and slows down within seconds once the network strength changes from HSDPA to HSPA. I guess this has to with glo network strength in my area.

... Thought HSPA is a 3G network. I tire for glo

I have used all Gsm Internet network in the past except glo. Yesterday I decided to subscribe to glo 2.5k naira data plan and insered the SIM card in my modem and configured my APN using gloflat. At first it refuses to connect. After so many tries, it connected and when I was about to celebrate, I noticed that the connection speed is extremely slow. It barely open any website even google search. And the most annoying part is that it disconnects every 2 minutes.

I have called glo customer care and they helped me with setting on the modem and none helped. I have to subscribe to MTN data to post this message.

I am currently in Asaba, delta state and I am seeing HSPA glo with full signal in my modem. Please someone should advice me on what settings too use as this subscription is becoming useless to me

Kagarko:
Its not there fault.
May be sentiment override their emotions.

No right thinking Nigerian will support GEJ with these cluelessness.

APC things in my mind .

change
change
change
APC
APC
APC.

Sentiments? Meanwhile more pics. It is happening live

There is no vacancy in the presidential villa. The song is famous now.

These people had thier family members brutalized during the first and last era of Buhari from 1983 to 1985.

They don't want see a man whose human right record was horrible to lead us again. Never!


#No_To_A_Draconian_Regime

Nigerians in Toronto,Canada demands peaceful election, and asked Buhari to bury his ambition in order to avoid another disgrace come February 14....Reporting live

ifenadi:
Nigeria’s Minister of Petroleum Allison Madueke has announced the reduction in the Pump Price of Petrol from 97 to 87 Naira.. Following the slide in oil prices the Federal government had been criticised for maintaing the initial 97 naira. NewsWireNGR recalls opposition All Progressives Congressd had called for an immediate reduction in the pump prices of petroleum products in view of the crash of the price of crude oil in the international market. Details of the reduction to follow shortly…....

Source: NTA network news

Nigeria’s Minister of Petroleum Allison Madueke has announced the reduction in the Pump Price of Petrol from 97 to 87 Naira.. Following the slide in oil prices the Federal government had been criticised for maintaing the initial 97 naira. NewsWireNGR recalls opposition All Progressives Congressd had called for an immediate reduction in the pump prices of petroleum products in view of the crash of the price of crude oil in the international market. Details of the reduction to follow shortly…....

I stopped reading news on hip TV when they keep writing that flavour is a native of Enugu state. I hate to be misinformed . Sound city is for the mature minds

Please someone should advise me on how to get a hotel confirmation letter for at trip to a Brazil. The truth is that I do not actually want to pay for hotel room as I will stay in a friend house for th duration of the stay. It is clearly written in the embassy page of Brazil that I will need a hotel booking confirmation to enable me enter the country. I have checked some hotels and they need a credit card to guarantee the reservation and I can cancel a day before check in date. If I book and get the confirmation letter and cancel, will the letter still be valid?

They did not raid any bank. They intercepted a bullion Van along DBS road carrying money for politicians

I was at a mechanic opposite the scene. It was really a terrible experience. I have never ran that much in my life. Bullets were piercing through bushes and trees. RIP Onyeka

Before u develop heart attact, it's a world cup final btw Pope Francis' argentina and Pope Benedict's Germany. Who will win today. For me, it's Pope Francis all the way.

Goal

TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by
your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption
for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,
dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three
cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and
market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...


A NIGERIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. Govt milk it dry then eat the beef, tell you there was never a cow after all. The masses shout foul play. The govt then buy few chicken and share their eggs to few masses and problem solved