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Romance / Re: The legitimate concubine. by ifyan(m): 10:04pm On Jan 14, 2019
Toks2008:


And by your reckoning you just made sense abi... So the bible is now 2...i pity you.

Yeah
Romance / Re: The legitimate concubine. by ifyan(m): 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2019
Mr Toks2008 this your right up is wrong and please stop twisting the Bible for your own gain.

Remember the Bible is divided into two parts. Old and New testaments and as a Christian which you claim you are ( Christ like) follow his teaching dully.

Though l .....

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Travel / Re: Passengers Protesting Non Availability Of BRT Buses At Ogolonto Terminal - Photo by ifyan(m): 2:57pm On Jan 14, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Why can't BRT management buy new buses with all the monies they have made? Abi is MC Oluomo taking all the money?

Don't you know that election time is around the corner or you no know 9ja polithiefcian again.
Politics / Re: 3,850 APC Loyalists Dump Party For PDP In Yobe by ifyan(m): 2:54pm On Jan 14, 2019
OBoy50:
cheesy

Now this is the real figure of democratical citizens.
APC zombies would have made it 3,000,000 assuming it is from pdp to APC.

If you can't beat them in their lying games then be opposite or join them but....
Politics / Re: Pictures From Atiku/obi's Presidential Campaign In Ekiti by ifyan(m): 2:48pm On Jan 14, 2019
Don't be deceive ,it's what they will gain from the rally. That's why they always troop in large quantities.
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korea Suspends Missile Testing,Closing Nuclear Test Site by ifyan(m): 5:28pm On Apr 21, 2018
True true Xi jiping is a smart man and for Trump well-done.

A lesson from China leader.

President Xi Jing Peng of China said:

When I was a small child , I was very selfish, always grabbing the best for myself. Slowly, everyone left me and I had no friends. I didn’t think it was my fault but instead criticized others.

My father gave me 3 lessons to help me in life.

One day, my father cooked 2 bowls of noodles put the 2 bowls on the table. One bowl has one egg on top and the other bowl does not have any egg on top. He said ”My child. You choose. Which bowl do u want”. Eggs were hard to come by those days! Only get to eat eggs during festivals or New Year. Ofcourse I chose the bowl with egg! As we started eating. I was congratulating myself on my wise choice/decision and wallop up the egg. Then to my surprise as my father ate his noodles, there were TWO eggs at the bottom of his bowl beneath the noodles! I regretted so much! And scolded myself for being too hasty in my decision. My father smiled and said to me, ”My child. You must remember what your eyes see may not be true. If you intend on taking advantage of people, you will end up losing!”

The next day, my father again cooked 2 bowls of noodles: one bowl with an egg on top and the other bowl with no egg on top. Again, he put the two bowls on the table and said to me, ”My child. You choose. Which bowl do u want?” This time I am smarter. I chose the bowl without any egg on top. To my surprise, as I separated the noodles on top, there was not even a single egg at the bottom of the bowl! Again my father smiled and said to me, ”My child, you must not always rely on experiences because sometimes, life can cheat u or play tricks on u. But u must not be too annoyed or sad, just treat this as learning a lesson .You cannot Learn this from textbooks.

The third day, my father again cooked 2 bowls of noodles, again one bowl with an egg on top and the other bowl with no egg on top. He put the 2 bowls on the table and again said to me, ”My child. You choose. Which bowl do u want?”. This time, I told my father, ”Dad, u choose first. You are the head of the family and contributed the most to the family. ”My father did not decline and chose the bowl with one egg on top. As I eat my bowl of noodles, Sure in my heart that there is no egg inside the bowl. To my surprise! There were TWO eggs at the bottom of the bowl.

My father smiled at me with love in his eyes, ”My child, u must remember!When u think for the good of others, good things will always naturally happen to u!”

I always remember these 3 sentences of my father and lived and do my business accordingly. True enough, my business was a roaring, success.

Xi Jing Peng

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Swaziland King Renames Country 'the Kingdom Of Eswatini' by ifyan(m): 8:16am On Apr 20, 2018
Was it the British government that name the country Swaziland, surprised.
H
I now understand but his country needs other attention.
Foreign Affairs / Re: End Of An Era, North And South Korea To Announce Official End Of The Korean War by ifyan(m): 8:36pm On Apr 19, 2018
Hmm beautiful.

If it true then Donald Trump deserve his accolades.

Hate him or like, he is still him and million better than Bubu.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Swaziland King Renames Country 'the Kingdom Of Eswatini' by ifyan(m): 8:32pm On Apr 19, 2018
Africa and misplaced priority are like 5 & 6.
Education / Re: Kaduna State Sacks 4,562 Newly Recruited Teachers by ifyan(m): 8:35am On Apr 19, 2018
Hmm beautiful nonsense
Sports / Re: 8 Cameroon Athletes Go Missing From Commonwealh Games In Australia (PIC) by ifyan(m): 9:36am On Apr 12, 2018
Your situation may be bad but when you look around you will go down on your knees to praise the Lord Jesus Christ.

But all the same 9ja na mess up country

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Politics / Re: "Sack Buratai And Other Service Chiefs" - Yoruba Council Of Elders Tells PMB by ifyan(m): 12:00pm On Mar 30, 2018
Don't you know Bubu has a ear problem and how can you expect Bubu to you as to sack his fellow Fulani man


Be careful before he send his Fulani herdsmen army on you guys or don't you know how Fulani view the westerners
As the easterners what he did.

Enjoy the change

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Crime / Re: Woman Batters Man In A Public Brawl by ifyan(m): 11:51am On Mar 30, 2018
I pity those that fall to the popular saying "under no circumstance should you hit a woman". The reason women are screaming such is because a man is stronger than a woman if not ehh.

If a woman know she is stronger than you, any little opportunity she have believe me she wouldn't exitate to hit you.

So men and women use your head, don't let the society dictate to you always.

Feminist are you happy because if the revers was the case ......

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Crime / Re: Woman Batters Man In A Public Brawl by ifyan(m): 11:51am On Mar 30, 2018
A disgrace to manhood.
Politics / Re: Keep Quiet If You Can’t Name Looters, PDP Tells Osinbajo by ifyan(m): 11:47am On Mar 30, 2018
Believe me the mere commissioner according to S.P. have lost the remaining respect he has from the populace. His behavior shows the popular saying that he is a slave to a particular master.

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Religion / Re: Joyce Meyer Defends Tattoos, Says She Might Get One To Make Religious People Mad by ifyan(m): 10:06am On Mar 30, 2018
Many twist the Bible for their own religion gain.

Please you all should remember Leah Sharibu in your prayers, her faith should be a stepping stone in trouble.
Politics / Re: PDP Will Never Return To Power, Tinubu Boasts by ifyan(m): 9:57am On Mar 30, 2018
Don't conclude yet or is he indirectly saying APC will loose the next election. Because the atrocities committed by the Former government is less compare to what this current government despite ruling less.

Your go clear say you go loose so of your foothold.

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Running For Third Term In Office Through Son-in-law – Archbishop Obinna by ifyan(m): 8:37pm On Mar 29, 2018
It is clear.
Politics / Re: APC Will Collapse Before 2019 Election – Sunny Onuesoke by ifyan(m): 7:49pm On Mar 29, 2018
APC government foundation was built on deceit,lies,propaganda,etc and the citizens plus greedy party members fell for it.

But as it is now everyone eyes don open

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Politics / Re: Anger As Presidency Deletes Twitter Reference To Martin Luther Award by ifyan(m): 7:44pm On Mar 29, 2018
@DerideGull

Who be this, did you escape.

Wrong thread.
Politics / Re: Anger As Presidency Deletes Twitter Reference To Martin Luther Award by ifyan(m): 7:40pm On Mar 29, 2018
God Almighty and Nigerians don catch dem.

Were are those BMC zombies that were defending disaster to come out.


Hmm hmmm

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Cuts His 66th Birthday Cake With His Wife, Buhari, Osinbajo & Wife by ifyan(m): 7:37pm On Mar 29, 2018
Are we sure the reason for Bubu visit to Lagos was invitation by Ambode or for Tinibu Birthday celebration.

You know Bubu love anything travel........

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Politics / Re: 2019: Rigging, Political Violence Belong To Dustbin Of History - PMB Says by ifyan(m): 7:22pm On Mar 29, 2018
Believe this at your peril,you know Bubu whenever he speak it mean different thing entirely.

Hmm hmm

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Politics / Re: Roads Pres. Buhari Must See While In Lagos By AutoReportNG by ifyan(m): 7:16pm On Mar 29, 2018
Bubu is allergic to development na. Try cattle route or colony then you will see Bubu ride forward, reverse, cut hand as they say etc.
Politics / Re: PDP Replies Tinubu: You Admitted Buhari, APC Have Failed by ifyan(m): 7:09pm On Mar 29, 2018
Did you expect him to deny his master. Remember where he come from and who Bubu is.

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Politics / Re: Here Is Why Buhari Is So Desperate For An Award... by ifyan(m): 7:05pm On Mar 29, 2018
Bubu is a man of disease.

Desperado
Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of A'isha Buhari by ifyan(m): 9:22am On Mar 28, 2018
Abeg who be the other lady?just asking.

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Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of A'isha Buhari by ifyan(m): 9:15am On Mar 28, 2018
I remember when l used her picture as my WhatsApp dp,one lady from only where trouble send am.

Lady= Hello

Me= long time

Lady=your dp,who is she?

Me= Don't you know her......

Lady=Hmmm,is she your sugermummy ( though jokingly )

Me =na thunder go fire you,idiot na so you hate me. Respect your self ba Bubu wife ( madam oza room )

Lady=Sorry oh I sw joke na + hiss

Me= (sharperly ho change my dp)

=Na the pic l use ohhhj

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Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of A'isha Buhari by ifyan(m): 9:10am On Mar 28, 2018
Kai my people! This woman she be original pretty woman no be like others wet be fake.

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Politics / Re: I Will Bring Back Terrorism To Nigeria: Lady 2019 Presidential Aspirant Says by ifyan(m): 9:06am On Mar 28, 2018
Haba left escapee
Politics / Re: Atiku Declares Presidential Ambition, Says Apc Has Failed Nigerians by ifyan(m): 9:03am On Mar 28, 2018
Who doesn't know this, it is politics character.

Chief political prostitute though l am skeptical about this man called Atiku Abubaka.
Family / Re: I Am Emotional Abused By My Spouse, What Shall I Do? by ifyan(m): 10:58pm On Mar 25, 2018
Are you a man or sissy?

Why allowing such attitude from a lady or are you scared been tagged whatever name the society will give you if you don't stand as a man.

Man up and trust me many women wish to have sissy like you in their life.

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