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FamilyNaughty Wife Talks: Climaxing Woman by ifyasia(op): 1:41am On Dec 26, 2015
Though most women do not like talking about it but they sure do worry about it a lot.
A woman thinks she is broken if she believes that she cannot climax during coitus.
Most women I spoke with are really strung up on this orgasm issue and are longing to be assured that they are normal and can climax too.
But majority of these women are married to men they can never climax with. First, they never considered orgasm or sexual bliss when planning marriage. They just wanted to get married and be done with it.
While many others simply cannot identify what orgasm is, even if it causes a tsunami in their poonani. Which means, they have been climaxing but never knew it. The big O could be a small tremor, a thrill, a certain buildup, a skip of heartbeat, a flush and so on.
A woman can experience orgasm without having sex. A woman can climax after sex or during masturbation,...continue reading at http://www.ripples.com.ng/naughty-wife-talks-climaxing-woman/
LiteratureAdults Novel: Kidnap Me by ifyasia(op): 9:01am On Dec 21, 2015
This are excerpts from chapter 1 and 2


Chapter 1

Julius stared at the sleeping form of his wife for a long time, wondering how life would have been without her.
From head to toe, she was unimaginably beautiful. Her skin glowed in the semi-darkness, her hips curved to perfection. And if she wasn’t backing him, he would be looking at well-endowed chests and finely sculpted face. He loved her lips the most.
But with all these, Julius still wished his wife dead, or better still, lost. He wanted and needed a life devoid of her. He had never known peace and happiness since he married her. And he always wondered how he managed to missed her deadly qualities and was just finding out after foolishly getting himself hitched to her.
He had run from pillar to post to solve the problems which were his wife. He was still searching; looking for solutions and dying slowly each day he spent with her. He wasn’t actually dying physically, for she would not let him, but his spirit had withered, shrivelled out.
Maybe he should just reach over now and try strangling her again. The last time he tried it, he regretted it for weeks. She punished him thoroughly and he thought God would finally grant him his wish and take away his miserable life, but that didn’t happen. He lived on, to suffer more in her cruel clutches.
She stirred, sighing in her sleep. Julius quickly dived back on the bed, closing his eyes tight.
‘I know you are awake,’ Venus said softly, her eyes still closed. ‘I could hear you thinking in my sleep. Thinking one of your evil thoughts.’
Julius remained silent. She must not know he was awake or he would be in for a gruelling night.
Venus sat up, opening her beautiful eyes and smiling down at him. She reached over and smacked his cheek. ‘Get up,’ she ordered him gently. ‘Since you are awake, we can have some fun.’
Julius was already quaking. He was hungry and tired. If she handled him again, he wouldn’t be able to go to work the next day. His fashion business was already suffering as it was. The top of the shelf boutique he opened eight years ago, that steadily drew classy crowd for five years until he married Venus, then the success of his businesses suddenly depended on her moods. He wished to God he never opened that boutique, the reason and where he met her.
Venus removed her flimsy red nightie. ‘Come, I need it. You made me Hot just by using your brain too much this middle of the night.’
He remained still.
She got up and straddled him. He opened his eyes and sighed. ‘Venus, I am tired and hungry.’
She opened her eyes wide in shock. ‘Why didn’t you eat?’
‘There was no food in the house and I had no money.’
She shrugged. ‘’Kay, I will get you something to eat later. You shouldn’t have returned late today. I have warned you several times to always come back early.’
‘The last of my workers left today. I had to run the shop alone.’
She shrugged again. ‘Well, if you had been a good husband, I would have come to the boutique to help you out.’
‘Venus, I am a good husband. I do everything you tell me. Why don’t you have mercy on me and…’
Her eyes suddenly changed colours, from light brown to stormy black orbs. ‘What? You want me to leave you again? To divorce you?’
Julius held his breath.
‘Well, you know I will never leave you now. I like you too much. I want us to have children. Plenty children. I have always wanted them. Maybe seven girls and a boy.’ She smiled. Then screamed, ‘but you don’t want to give me children! You are deliberately impotent!’
Julius covered her mouth with his palm. ‘Shhh! The neighbours. You don’t want police case again?’
She scuffed. ‘Let them go and pick police again that we are disturbing their peace and they will regret it the way they did the last time.’
‘Julius shifted a little under her weight. ‘I was the one that suffered it. The police men let you go and threw me behind counter all night.’
‘Well, I poisoned the neighbours four Alsatians to revenge your incarceration. They couldn’t prove it.’
‘That was cruel. Whatever the poor dogs did to you.’
‘They disturbed my peace by barking.’
‘When there is an intruder.’
She hissed. ‘I don’t need mere dogs to protect me. They weren’t mine so why should they be barking for me?’
Julius shut up. He didn’t want to rile her. After those incidents with the neighbours the people had learnt to steer clear of anything going on between him and Venus. They never intervened even if Julius was screaming down the compound in agony.
Presently, he hoped she had forgotten about sex.
She disappointed him. ‘Darling,’ she purred, ‘I am all wet and dripping. Can you feel it?’ she caught hold of his hand and shoved it under her, in between her legs. ‘Feel it.’
He sighed, resigning to fate.
She grabbed his penis and began to work on them, massaging and tugging it. Against his wish, his thing sprang to life. She grinned happily, that was the only part of him she really liked a lot.
She lifted herself up, positioned his member at the tip of her opening, eased it in smoothly and began to ride him, moaning as she did so.

She was on top of him for 10 minutes flat. He remained hard while she rocked, climaxing several times in a row. She climbed off him when she was done, his dick still stiff.
She traipsed to the kitchen naked, returning a minute later with a plate of rice and salad and a bottle of chilled Star beer. He didn’t wonder where she got it from. He was used to that. She could produce whatever dish she wished anytime and could make the house empty of food too.
She placed the food on a bedside stool and returned to bed. Julius jumped up immediately to eat but she held him. ‘We are not done yet. I had just few orgasms. I need more.’
Julius shook his head. ‘I am starving.’ He stubbornly carried the food and spooned in rice to his mouth and chewed it fast. His throat constricted when he tried to swallow. He tried several times to swallow the food but couldn’t. Then his chest began to burn. He looked at his wife. She was glaring at him with squally eyes. He returned the food to the table and lay back on the bed, his manhood pointing upwards like a long metal water pump.
Wordlessly, Venus climbed on top of him and began to ride him again. She climaxed thirty minutes later and that was when he could swallow his food. He ate hungrily, polishing off the plate in a flash and chasing it down with gulps of his beer, breathing like he just ran a mountain race. She brought more food to him, rubbing his back as he choked down rice.





Chapter 2

Predictably, Julius was too tired to go to the boutique the next morning. He groaned as the sun broke through the curtains to remind him men like him were off to work. Venus slept soundly beside him. He got up to ease himself then pad to the parlour. A flask and cups were on the dining table. Toasted bread and eggs in a plate sat beside the flask.
When did his wife prepare this meal? He must be too whacked to notice her doing these things. He sat down and devoured the breakfast and returned to bed.
When he woke up two hours later around eleven o’clock, Venus was already up and dressed. She was applying her perfume. She looked stunning in a simple royal blue gown that hardly reached her knees.
‘Where are you going to?’ he asked her.
She turned around, checking herself in the full length mirror. ‘All of us mustn’t be lazy and idle about in the house. I have a job interview to attend.’
‘You didn’t tell me that when you were here, all night, screwing me to oblivion,’ Julius almost shouted.
She stared at him, her lips curled in amusement. ‘What is eating you? I thought men love vagina. Better get up and go to work. Lazy man.’
She picked up her bag. ‘Let me not meet you here when I return.’ She swished off.
Julius knew she wasn’t going to any interview. She must have one poor man in one corner she was going to torment for the rest of the day. Julius was supposed to feel jealous, but it wasn’t there. He was rather relieved that he was going to be free of Venus for a while.
He got up, picked his phone and called his brother, the only member of his family still talking to him. Venus had stripped him of almost all his relatives. She never allowed any of them to visit and never spoke to them. His father died a sad man a year back. On his dying bed, he lamented the misfortune of his first son. None of the family members attended Julius’s wedding, because his wife insisted they do it abroad. And Julius never visited home after the wedding, even when his father was gravely ill. When the old man eventually died, Venus insisted he mustn’t travel for the funeral.
Julius swore he must attend his father’s burial. And that was when she nearly killed him.
She had glared at him and said. ‘You will not leave this street.’
He had decided to travel with his own car. As he was about to drive out of his street and join the main road, another car from nowhere rammed into his? Julius ended up with a fractured leg. He was screaming, telling people helping him out of his car not to take him home but to a motor park.
‘I need to see my father’s corpse,’ he kept shouting. ‘I must attend my father’s burial!’
‘He is delirious,’ one man told another. ‘Shock, I guess.’
‘Take it easy mister,’ another said. ‘Your father is dead. Thank God you are alive. Let’s take him to the hospital. Somebody, call his wife.’
‘Don’t call my wife!’ he screamed. ‘I don’t want to see her.’
‘Delirious again.’
He saw Venus looking down at him. ‘He is my husband,’ she cried. ‘Take him to the house. I will call our family doctor immediately.’
...

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FamilyBuying Sex by ifyasia(op): 4:27am On Dec 19, 2015
I was in Lagos recently and the kind of nyash I saw there confounded me. I thought parts of the human body are subject to gravity, but the boobs and ikebe I saw on some chicks in Eko defy natural law...continue reading at http://www.ripples.com.ng/naughty-wife-talks-buying-sex/
Nairaland GeneralNaughty Wife Talks: Why Your Wife Won’t Have Sex With You by ifyasia(op): 3:49pm On Dec 14, 2015
I attended a programme last night. A couples’ thing and I was asked to speak on sensual matter between husband and wife.
I spoke on how men should turn their wife on.
Women are being lectured everywhere on how to keep their husband happy at home and in bed. Curiously, they hardly speak on how men should keep their wife happy at home and in bed, so I took up that task.
Men are wont to complain how their wives deny them sex. How their wives hate sex or deny them their rights.
I ask, what effort do men put in to make them sexually desirable to their wives?
Most men don’t care if they walk around the house in hideous boxers, day in day out... continue this adult topic at http://www.ripples.com.ng/naughty-wife-talks-why-your-wife-wont-have-sex-with-you/
Nairaland GeneralNaughty Wife Diary: She Is After My Husband by ifyasia(op): 5:37am On Dec 13, 2015
Later that night, I perused my husband’s messages after he had read them. I read that one from the female-sounding name. It read: “Thanks for the lift. You are so kind. I’m beginning to like love you so much… See you again tomorrow morning. I’m so looking forward to it. Viv.”
Hian! Iyanga dey sleep, trouble go kick am for blokos.
So, a woman is somewhere falling in love with my husband. Anyway, I don’t blame her. Jimmy is one handsome devil. Any woman with a drop of pheromone in her blood will definitely want to sleep with him.
Even as his wife, I feel like shagging him all the time.
But, he is married to me and is a no-go area. Didn’t she see his wedding band on his finger? She wants to eat what I’m eating. Alright o. she is going to eat more than that. I copied out her number and saved it in my phone as Vivslut. I logged into the internet in my laptop and hit a site that uses phone number to locate people.
I used her number to ferret out her name, then her social network profiles to see her photos. Now I know what she looks like. And surprise, surprise, I know her.
Not like I know her very well. She was a girl that worked in an office building close to Jimmy’s and we were quite friendly whenever we ran into each other. A nice pretty girl with suspiciously huge arse. Nowadays, you don’t know the real McCoy. The arses are huge everywhere…except mine. I think mine are kind of flat. Maybe because I’m on my back many times when I shag, and I ... a lot. I will have to review my ... styles. I will do a lot of cow girl and doggy from now on. I will reserve missionary for special occasions. That way, my arse would plump out a little...
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Nairaland GeneralNaughty Wife Talks: What Is Sexy? by ifyasia(op): 5:00am On Dec 12, 2015
Naughty Wife Talks: What is sexy? Do you want to know the sexiest thing a woman can say to her husband? Go read find out on this latest Naughty Wife Talks http://www.ripples.com.ng/naughty-wife-talks-what-is-sexy/
FamilyNaughty Wife Talks: The Period Women Are Hot by ifyasia(op): 3:23am On Dec 04, 2015
The way nature designed a woman and the process of reproduction, makes it compulsory for a normal woman to feel Hot during her ovulation period.
This is because, a woman needs to feel like shagging for her to get pregnant. So, as a woman, immediately you start noticing how sexy your husband is in the middle of the month, better check yourself, you might be in your ovulation.
There is this kind of itch that invades a woman’s love base during this period, and she releases more juice than normal...continue reading at http://www.ripples.com.ng/naughty-wife-talks-the-period-women-are-Hot/
Nairaland GeneralNaughty Wife Talks: Dig Up You Own Treasure by ifyasia(op): 9:09am On Dec 02, 2015
When men are lusting over other men's wives.
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Nairaland GeneralNaughty Wife Talks: Don’t Let Your Manhood Condemn You by ifyasia(op): 7:52am On Dec 02, 2015
Would you starve yourself of sex because you are quarreling with your wife?
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FamilyMy Ghost Lover by ifyasia(op): 2:48pm On Sep 28, 2015
My first e-Book MY GHOST LOVER is downloaded in more than 100 countries across wth world

MY GHOST LOVER
Jessica thought that marrying her love over the internet was the best thing that had ever happened to her until her husband paid her a surprise visit from Italy.

When James paid his internet wife a visit in Nigeria, to see her for the first time, he was shocked to hear that he had been living with her for the past couple of months.

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LiteratureMy Ghost Lover by ifyasia(op): 2:34pm On Sep 28, 2015
My very first e-Book. I had readers downloading it in more than 100 countries across the world.

MY GHOST LOVER

Jessica thinks that marrying her love over the internet is the best thing that had ever happened to her until her husband paid her a surprise visit from Italy.
When James paid his internet wife a visit in Nigeria, to see her for the first time, he was shocked to hear that he had been living with her for the past couple of months. How could that be possible when he just saw her for the first time.

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FamilyNigeria Football League Uncensored by ifyasia(op): 1:32pm On Sep 28, 2015
Nigeria Football League Uncensored
It is no news that Akwa United used Nasarawa United to clean their new Nest of Champion stadium on Saturday. Come and see as Akwa Ibom men dey shake nyash inside stadium as they celebrate the 2-0 win.
Akwa United has fine players o. One of them even resemble Ini Edo's boyfriend.
I also heard that Nasarawa players were blinded by the stadium's light since they had never played at night before. They were just shooting the ball everywhere but the net.
Meanwhile, on Sunday, Warri Wolves and Kano Pillars kwata, they played with everything they've got but drew the match at 1-1
Lobi Star and Shooting Star were busy sparking 0-0, it's like the blood moon affected them.
Sharks used Doplhins for delicious shushi at 1-0
Taraba refused to give way to El-Kanemi Warriors at 1-1 draw
Abia Warriors also suffered a blinding defeat at the hands of Sunshine Stars
at 1-0
Ifeanyi Uba and Giwa FC were locked down at 1-1 draw
Enugu Ranger took the Senate President's homeboys (Kwara United) to task, whipping them 2-1
Enyimba used Wikki Tourists' eyes to see pepper. In fact the tourists saw nothing at all as they bagged 2-0 defeat.

SportsNigeria Football League Uncensored by ifyasia(op): 1:13pm On Sep 28, 2015
Nigeria Football League Uncensored
It is no news that Akwa United used Nasarawa United to clean their new Nest of Champion stadium on Saturday. Come and see as Akwa Ibom men dey shake nyash inside stadium as they celebrate the 2-0 win.
Akwa United has fine players o. One of them even resemble Ini Edo's boyfriend.
I also heard that Nasarawa players were blinded by the stadium's light since they have never played at night before. They were just shooting the ball everywhere but the net.
Meanwhile, on Sunday, Warri Wolves and Kano Pillars kwata, they played with everything they've got but drew the match at 1-1
Lobi Star and Shooting Star were busy sparking 0-0, it's like the blood moon affected them.
Sharks used Doplhins for delicious shushi at 1-0
Taraba refused to give way to El-Kanemi Warriors at 1-1 draw
Abia Warriors also suffered a blinding defeat at the hands of Sunshine Stars
at 1-0
Ifeanyi Uba and Giwa FC were locked down at 1-1 draw
Enugu Ranger took the Senate President's homeboys (Kwara United) to task, whipping them 2-1
Enyimba used Wikki Tourists' eyes to see pepper. In fact the tourists saw nothing at all as they bagged 2-0 defeat.

FamilyNaughty Wife Talks: Keep It Real by ifyasia(op): 1:04pm On Sep 28, 2015
Naughty wife talks: Keep it real

There is something I need to know. And I can only know that if I am involved or know anyone who is directly involved. How does artificial breast feel like?
I am not just referring to the woman with the bijoIngas, but also the man that have to feel the boobs. As a man, if you had a pair of silicon headlamps poured into your palms, would you dare squeeze them without fearing they would burst?
In this age of artificiality, there are certain things that need definition, especially when courtship is involved.
If you had silicon boobs implanted, would you tell your fiancée? Or would you just go on with the relationship, after all which man knows what is inside his wife’s boobs, as long as they are serving their purpose.
But I think the man needs to know, that is in case he is the type that enjoys boobs squeezing during lovemaking. Silicon boobs are definitely not squeezed like natural oranges. It’s just like expecting artificial vagina to feel like a natural one. That’s a stretch.
And this reminds me of the Algerian who sued his bride for deceiving him with layers of makeup. He said that when he woke up in the morning, he thought she was a thief, because she looked so different from the person he married last night. Hahaha! That’s hilarious.
This is just like a man marrying a girl he thought had pillowy hips, only for him to discover that it was pads all along. He’d aim his cock to be cushioned by some supple, hips only to dash it against some hard surface and his thing might be dislocated.
And I saw something on TV where a man put some long pad in his crotch so that women would think he had thick cucumber.
Read also: Naughty wife talks: No need to pretend about it
What I don’t understand is, if you used a fake body part to attract a lover, how do you plan to keep up the charade without hurting your relationship?
Even verbal lies are as harmful as body lies. I remember a man that went to his village to marry a girl. He paid her bride price and wedded her in the village before bringing her to the city. She was shocked to discover that instead of the big motor parts stores, which he claimed to own, he only had a small shop where he sold three pieces of bicycle parts. The girl did not blink. She dumped the marriage took the next available bus back to her village. The man was left wifeless.
FamilyNews And Finger by ifyasia(op): 7:58am On Sep 26, 2015
Please, there are some grammar news reporters should stop using. Those that have double and naughty meaning. E.g. 'fingering'.
I read a report today: "Olu Falae Fingers Fulani Herdsmen"
Another one says: "Olu Falae Fingers Boko Haram..."
Was he doing the fingering during his captivity?
ABEG O! Olu Falae should not be associated with fingering. AH-AH!
SportsNigeria Football League Uncensored by ifyasia(op):
Nigeria Football League Uncensored
The League Management Company could sanction the FC Taraba for leaving the Pride of Jalingo hanging.
Abeg, how can footballers be owed salaries bikonu? Are they expected to play with empty stomach and their mgbiringba?
With the amount of energy these young bucks expend on the pitch they need full payment plus extra sef.
If these guys are being starved, I do not want to be watching the clash between them and El-Kanemi in Jalingo on Sunday and I will see somebody's short knicker falling down from his waist o. I am too young to see naked sontin o.
I will sue the management for corruption of the eyes.
Taraba is currently 19th on the log after playing 30 matches. And when they deduct 3 point from them for flouting the order to pay their players, they will slip further down the ladder putting them in relegation zone.
Meanwhile, Wikki Tourists' striker, Mubarak, is bragging that he is going to show Eyimba pepper on Sunday. He said he wants to score, at least, two goals.
Maybe he is hearing directly from Angel Gabe.
“Our dream is to win the league title and Sunday's game will make a big difference between us and our ambitions. We know if we can beat Enyimba, then anything is possible for us in the title race," he said.
Wikki is currently 3rd on the log with 51 points.
Keep in touch as I bring you full gist on the clash of the boots on Sunday.

AAAND! Akwa Ibom is going to show off their wonders-on-a-field of a stadium as they host a night match. You can only host a night game when you want to show off something like good lightening. Some stadium sef can be mistaken for a graveyard if you venture near it at night. Well, The Nest of Champions Uyo is hosting Promise keepers (Akwa United) against visiting solid miners (Nasarawa united) in what will be termed the first of its kind in the History of Glo Premeir League games in Nigeria. It happening NOW! 7:p.m.
See levels!

If you had missed other reports on the league, read some of them below:




September 7

Nigeria Football League Uncensored
Sharks FC ate Kano Pillars for lunch today at 1-0
Ex-president Jonathan's homeboys, Bayelsa United, shot blanks today as Dolphins FC flogged them 2-0



September 13

Nigeria Football League Uncensored
It has happened again today - boots clashed, producing winners and gallant losers.
Enugu Rangers decided to shoot down Shooting Stars with a 2-1 win
Meanwhile, yesterday, Bayelsa United had pounded El-Kanemi Warriors like akpu at 4-1 win
Eyimba used Dolphin for peppersoup at 2-0
Lobi Star and Wikki Tourist decided to end their game at 1-1 draw
Sharks ate Ifeanyi Uba for lunch at 1-0
Nasarawa dimmed the light of Sunshine Stars at 2-3
Taraba used Giwa for suya at 1-0
And the Warri Wolves chewed up Kwara United at 3-0
Whew! what a match. These guys are hot, I wonder what they feed them.



September 15

Nigeria Football League Uncensored
Have you heard that Amokachi has resigned as FC IfeanyiUbah coach?
He actually confirmed it: “Yes, I have resigned as the coach of Ifeanyi Ubah. I am in Kaduna right now,” he said to reporters recently.
This may be because Sharks ate them alive at 1-0 defeat on Sunday.
It is sad for a coach to walk out on his team in the middle of a tournament. But I also learnt that the team may not have been treated well after the match and was forced to embark on a night journey instead of allowing them rest in a three star hotel to replenish their energy. Though Amokachi has not given details yet.
And you should remember that Amokachi has coached Enyimba and Nasarawa in the past. And also was once the Super Eagles' caretaker.
Abeg he should stop running around like mkpuru amu. May God grant him what he is looking for. He is a great guy and a good coach.



September 16
Nigeria Football League Uncensored
Hm! Amokachi has finally revealed why he left Ifeanyi Uba FC.
The Bull said that the owner of the football club, Ifeanyi Uba, himself is a sore loser.
Yep! the chief doesn't like losing. Anytime his team loses, he punishes them somehow. Like last time, he ordered them to embark on a night journey after being beaten black and blue by Sharks. How can they rest in a hotel on chief's money after losing? No win, No food. No rest for the wicked.
No wonder he named the club after himself. So that when he is fucking up other clubs it will read: Ifeanyi Uba beat Rangers; Ifeanyi Uba beat Eyimba. It would sound like he is the one doing the actual beating. That kind of thing can give an egoistic man a bluesteel hardon and subsequently a volcanic orgasm. Woman or no Woman.
But the chief should also understand that since his club is his namesake, he should also learn to bear the stings of the defeats; something like: Sharks ate up Ifeanyi Uba. Or Warri Wolves tore Ifeanyi Uba to pieces doesn't sound funny at all but he should bear it in good fate.
Anyway, he should take it easy o.
AND, another angle to the gist is that Amokachi is cutting his losses early enough. He decided to go before Chief Uba kicks him out for not meeting up with their agreement. In the contract, he promised to deliver the continental ticket. He even assured them the ticket.
Which kine assurance be dat one? Does he personally hear from Angel Gabriel?
By the way, out of 7 matches he played so far, they won four and lost 3, and the Bull bailed before dem flog in nyash.


September 21
Nigeria Football League Uncensored
I was a bit impressed with Ilorin's football pitch; it looks like a well-roomed 55-year-person's kini. Green but not too green.
Kwara has nice field but it did not stop Sunshine Star from flogging them 2-1 on top of their nice pitch on Saturday.
I also saw beauuutfuuul cheerleaders with sexy eyelashes doing some cheering. Maybe the fine chicks distracted Kwara United. Or was it the akpu obi on some Sunshine fans that did the distracting?
Meanwhile, On Sunday 20th, Wikki Tourist cofounded Bayelsa United at 2-0
Enyimba got captured by El-Kanemi Warriors at 2-1
Lobi Stars and Heartland were busy shooting blanks like small small boys.
Nasarawa dazed Rangers at 1-0
Shooting Stars blinded Akwa United at 1-0
Abia Warriors pulled Warri Wolves' teeth at 2-1
Ifeanyi Uba was able to get up form the ashes and dust their buttocks as they drew 1-1 with Kano Pillars
Dolphins have something to sing about at they drowned Taraba at 3-1
Giwa stomped on Sharks at 1-0


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FamilyNaughty Wife Talks: Hate Sex by ifyasia(op): 2:47pm On Sep 25, 2015
When a woman that is fighting with her husband suddenly announces she is pregnant, you start to wonder if all the bitter rant about her
husband was just a farce. How can her husband whom she hated with passion get her pregnant? Were they having sex in the midst of their fights?
It is hard to believe all the terrible things a husband is doing when the wife’s stomach is protruding. You begin to wonder why she allowed the horrible man touch her.
I used to think that such women were hypocrites until I investigated the matter and analysed it properly. I discovered that most times, fighting has a way of raising libido.
A woman is helpless when she is confronted with a dick right after a high-tension fight. She would be hurting and needing comforting and the nearest man around is the husband that was the cause of the whole thing in the first place.
Despite she hates him and told him so during the fight, when he says ‘sorry’ and pretends he means it, she would yield in order to comfort herself too and after the sex, she is regretting it and goes back to hating him and the fight continues an she continues hating herself for yielding to him. And if she got pregnant, how will she explain it to her friends and relatives, the people she swore to that she hated her husband. That is where the rape angle comes in.
Some women would tell you that their husband raped them. And it is not a lie in some cases. Some husbands get hard-ons whenever they are riled up and if the woman refuses to give it to them, they take it by force knowing that immediately their penis touches the tip of her VJ, she goes yakata.
Nothing spoils a good quarrel like sex. You are like planning to keep malice for the next six months and suddenly you are having sex in the middle of the six months. If you don’t get pregnant, you can continue garnering sympathy from your friends, but if you do, you feel like an idiot. And in this country most people do not believe that sex by-force from a husband is rape. How can a husband rape his wife?
So, it is okay for a husband to take time out during a heated fight session to rape his wife and move on. It is not rape, she is his wife after all.
That’s unmitigated bullshit!
Many husbands and wives are supposed to have separated by now, but because they keep shagging in the middle of their fights they are still stuck together.
What do you think about getting raped by a husband you want to divorce and he leaves you with pregnancy?

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FamilyNaughty Wife Talks: Chastity Belt by ifyasia(op): 5:31pm On Sep 23, 2015
Naughty Wife Talks: Chastity belt

In the olden days, 15th century to be precise, the contraption in the picture is what oyibo men used to lock their wives’ vagina anytime they are going on a long journey so that she will not give it to another man in their absence, especially if the woman is beautiful. They called the VJ lock a chastity belt.
They will lock the thing and take the key along, when they return they will unlock it.
But won’t the place be oozing? Anyway, I heard that those brutal men in those day, when they return from pillaging and killing their enemies in war and raping the barbarian women, they like to come home to a wife with an equally stinking cunt.
The question is, what if the man dies wherever he journeyed to, since people can die anyhow in those days, what happens to the wife with a locked vagina?
That’s a question I’d like you to think about.
In the news, I heard that a pastor in Brazil convinced his followers that his penis dispenses holy milk that could do wonders, and the women in his church ended up sucking his pecker like feeding bottle. And people are kind of outraged.
Why are people outraged? It’s not like he forced them to suck his blokos. The women wanted to suck it. Women who worship their pastors wouldn’t mind sucking his blessed cock.
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In Nigeria, all these women that flock around and worship their pastors, especially the handsome ones, will be happy to suck their daddy’s zubra.
There was a lady who once confided in me that she only slept with men of God because their anointing would sip into her through their semen.
So, those women sucking the pastor’s cucumber were doing it willingly, with utmost pleasure.

RomanceNaughty Wife Diary: Valentine Wahala by ifyasia(op): 4:27pm On Sep 23, 2015
On Valentine day I woke up early to place calls to my mother and my sister and her family. Jimmy, my darling husband, woke up late and I wished him a Happy Valentine. Was there something in the air because of this Valentine? Because Jimmy looked exceptionally sexy this morning. Or was it just my romantic mind sexing everything up.
“Is that how you are supposed to wish me a happy Val?” Jimmy asked me, mischievously deepening his voice and wiggled an eyebrow. I grinned, crawling like a cat towards him. “Whatever you wish my lord.”
I plastered a kiss on his lips, caught his lower lip between my front teeth and pulled at it gently. It was a languid kiss we had not shared for a very long time. “How is today gonna be?” I asked him, my voice thick with meaning.
“Thank God it’s Saturday,” I said, getting off him. “We will spend the whole day at home, in bed, go out in the evening to catch some fun and a dinner.”
“That’s fine by me”, he replied.
I was already thrilled to the tips of my toes anticipating the wonderful time we are going to spend together. It was a pity my ovulation didn’t fall in that period, today seemed like the kind of day one gets pregnant for twins. We have been married for three years and hoping for children.
I was already thinking where to start devouring Jimmy. I had some moves I thought up recently and hoping to unveil it today. I would also test the art of giving the perfect MouthAction.
Then all hell let loose. Blasts of ear-splitting hip-hop music rented the hitherto serene atmosphere. The walls inside our room were heaving with sound.
“Happy Valentine,” Uncle Joey shouted from the parlour, in that his annoying raucous voice.
“Same to you my darling,” came Philo’s tinier voice, almost inaudible in the racket.
“What is this “na? I burst out, frustrated. Everything I had felt that morning fleeing. Jimmy seemed embarrassed. He looked away. I said nothing, though I was seething inside.
The din continued till early evening. Jimmy had left in the pretext of getting a haircut and other things. I didn’t blame him. Our being together had become awkward as the spectre or his unruly elder brother hung persistently in the air between us, as we tried to converse over the noise his brother was making.
He had gone out, twice to ask his brother, subtly obviously, to lower the volume. It produced no result. Joey’s other friends even came to join him, and there was an impromptu party in our sitting room. I and my husband s didn’t care to join.
Around five, my mouth tasted strange, I felt strange as I dressed for an evening out with my husband. Joey and his crowd had finally dispersed. At a restaurant he chose, Jimmy apologised for his brother. “He is leaving soon,” he told me.
“I have been hearing that for months,” I replied sourly.
“He is getting married. He has even picked the date. The wife-to-be will arrive Nigeria next month.”
“Wife-to-be?” I was aghast. “What about Philo? I thought she was his fiancée.”
Jimmy shook his head, ashamed and angry, but helpless. “He just told me last week that he reconnected with his former fiancée, and that he is marrying her instead.”
I had my hands on my head. “Oh Lord, have mercy on us. You and your brother are courting trouble o. my hand is not there o. how can you people be so callous. What about the girl he has been yanshing for the past months? How are you going to deal with that?”
Jimmy sighed tiredly. “I don’t know.” He leaned forward to pick my hands in his. “Let’s forget Joey and Philo for now. Let us enjoy today as best as we can. I have something for you.” He pulled out a box from his pocket and handed it to me. I forgot Joey and his likes that instant. It was a lovely gold chain and pendant. I loved it. And loved the gesture even more. I had bought a tie for him and it was at home.
Disregarding the people in the restaurant, I leaned forward and kissed my husband. Joey was a tad embarrassed but I could tell he liked and enjoyed it too. Men love it when their women show affection towards them the way other men would envy.
After that, we enjoyed the rest of the evening talking and laughing and reminiscing of the days when we just met and our challenges that seemed funny now. We left the restaurant and branched off into a club to dance our hearts out. I must have lost 10kg from the dancing and sweating. We returned home and made very passionate love. I forgot to give him the Mouth Gig. In fact we went missionary all the way and it was utterly sizzling, especially as one of my legs was pushed up against the wall.
While Jimmy dozed, I could hear Joey moaning loudly from his room. He must be smashed to be making that sort of noise with us in the house. I was tempted to scurry to my secret peeking place and feed my eyes as usual, but I felt sated with what I just had with my husband. Going to be peeking a couple screwing seemed like an insult to what I do with Jimmy. I closed my eyes to sleep.
But the temptation was much. Just a little peek. Just for the fun of it and a sort of payment for them ruining more than half of my day, I rationalised.
I got up quickly. Just a little peek and I would be back. I darted to the back of the house, hung near Joey and Philo’s window and was in time to see Philo lower her pert buttocks on Joey’s incredibly erect paddle. His both hands grabbing hold her oranges so tight as if to pull them off her chest.
I felt angry with this boorish man. So, after this punishment, he would end up not marrying her. I wondered what she was going to do by the time she discovered he was playing her all along.
He was bouncing her hard on top of him, using her boobs as a lever to pull her down as he impaled her from under. ‘Yes!’ he kept roaring, sweat pouring from their bodies. I realised I was more angry than anything else. He was using her mercilessly and would discard her as soon as he finished.
“What the hell are you doing?!” I heard Jimmy’s voice boom behind me. I swiveled, my heart almost springing out through my mouth. Jimmy stood there behind me, glaring down at me. He stepped forward to see what I was looking at, and was struck speechless after seeing it. I left him there and ran back to our room, scared and praying. I have finished myself. What was I going to do? There was no lie to tell. He caught me red-handed.
“I cannot believe you. What was that?’ Jimmy was fuming over me few seconds later. I sat on our bed, my face down, praying fervently for God to help me, and making promises of better behaviour in the future. “Is that what you prefer?” he asked me, hurt.
“I…I…” words failed me.
“I thought I was enough for you,” he hissed, picked up his pillow and was leaving the room. I ran over to hold his arm.
“Please, I was just…playing…I don’t know. It is a game I was playing. I really have no sensible excuse but forgive me. Please,” I begged.
“He is my elder brother! Are you crazy?!”
“It is the devil.” I blamed the universal culprit.
“Just get your hands off me. I am disgusted.” He shook his arm off my clutch and left the room. He slept in the parlour that night. I cried and worried all night. I believed my marriage had just been dented. Even now as I write this, I feel for the fact there is no children between us, this stupid prank of mine is enough to break up my marriage.
Now, I am thinking and planning hard how to get back my husband. I need to get back on his grace. I cannot bare his resentment or live down the prospect of having to work hard the rest of my married life trying to please him, or make him forgive me every day. I need a plan. Above all I need leverage. I need to be who I was to my husband again. I love him too much to jeopardise our marriage.
Next week, you will read of my plans and what I did.

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FamilyNaughty Wife’s Diary by ifyasia(op): 6:02pm On Sep 22, 2015
Thursday
‘Do you like porn videos,’ Bibian asked me, giggling like a girl being fingered. She is thirty-six, a year older than I. ‘l want to get one I can be watching. I feel dry and…not interested most times. I need to charge up my…’ she prattled on breathlessly.
‘Okay, okay, buy a porn video,’ I interrupted her. ‘But I don’t want one.’
She was still giggling as she forked over 200 naira to the vendor for a highly-pirated DVD bearing pictures of naked, incredibly perfect men and women with unbelievable appendages. All the women possessed melon-sized bijongas that could be torture just to keep them intact on their chests. And the men, their tools could beat a cow to death. I looked away. Not interested. Bibian spirited the sin pack into her handbag, her hands shaking. I could see she was breathless and probably wetting herself right there.
‘Take it easy, you are going to hurt yourself,’ I told her.
‘Let’s just get out of here.’ She hurried me to my car where I had parked it earlier. We were on our way from Central Area, where we went to hunt for contracts. A friend of ours, Gloria, just got herself a juicy FCDA job and we were all going crazy with happiness, having big expectations of the contracts she might push our way. It has being eight months and not even a little contract to supply pencils to any frigging office. We are no longer excited. I may be spending only my husband’s money this year. I hate it.
Inside my Mazda, she heaved a sigh as if she just breached a Boko Haram’s blockade. She fished out the DVD to relish the cover one more time.
‘Put it away,’ I said to her, disgusted and keying the car on.
She gave me a naughty smile. ‘Are you telling me you don’t watch this?’
‘Mhm.’ I was already driving.
‘This can help you and your husband a lot. It helps me a lot. It puts me in the mood.’
‘Good for you. Whatever jacks your boobs up. Where do I drop you off? Your house or the market?’
‘At home.’
I dropped her off at home and went home straightaway. I wasn’t entirely truthful when I told Bibian that I didn’t care for porn. What I meant was that I didn’t need to buy one because I already had my own setup. A home-grown X-rated shindig for my personal pleasure. I am not a naughty wife for nothing. And today was the kind of day I get a dose of it.
I got home and my sister in-law-to-be, Philo, had done every house chores that needed to be done. She is a young thing. Younger than I but eating bigger things. Uncle Joey, my husband’s elder brother and Philo’s husband-to-be was lounging in the parlour as usual, drinking, smoking and watching TV, his bald head shining. I have been complaining incessantly regarding this behaviour but my husband was reluctant putting his feet down where his brother is. So, I have to endure his vices as best as I could.
Uncle Joey looked at me and puffed at his cigarette. I greeted him and disappeared into my room. I wasn’t seething or angry. In fact I was chuckling. He doesn’t know I have got a drop on him. I stayed in the bedroom I shared with my husband for hours while Joey and Philo brought down the house with their noises and vices, until Jimmy returned. Jimmy and I ate and went to bed. We didn’t make love. In fact we hadn’t shagged for more than a week now. We both had been too busy or simply uninterested. By eleven p.m. I could hear Joey and Philo retire to their room. I got up and slipped to the back of the house, behind their window. No one but me knew that their entire room could be seen from that part of the house. I was in time for the late night show.
Uncle Joey was already naked and walking about the room, talking in low voice. His dark muscular body glistened in the bright electric light, his massive erection swinging in front of him like a black police baton. Philo was naked too except for a piece of flimsy wrapper. She was half his size both in length and breadth, and age. A very pretty small thing. I wonder what she is doing with this brute. He had gone out one day to drink and returned with her in tow. And she never left and the next thing, he said they were getting married. And here we are. I am not objecting, as long as they are providing me with regular entertainment. Pikin wey say im mama no go sleep.
I hadn’t settled well on the paint bucket I use as seat behind their window when Joey said something, grabbed Philo’s waist and pushed her to the bed, her back to him, he bent her over and plugged his throbbing ol’soldier right into her. I almost screamed out. I had my hand over my mouth. What an animal; no fore-play?
I went back peeping. Philo was grimacing as Joey pounded her like there was no tomorrow. Ah-Ah. He was merciless and the guy is as strong as a silverback gorilla; all his muscles taut and bunching and rippling as he thrashed his wife-to-be. She was mewling like a wild cat, sometimes begging him to take it easy, her jugs clanging furiously under her, beating the bed. But that galvanised him the more as he lifted her legs up in the air behind her as if he was pushing a wheelbarrow. Kai! I Had seen enough. But the temptation was too much. I continued peeking. By then I was hot and seriously in the mood. This man is going flog this girl to pieces before he marries her o.
By the time Joey was growling his release I was picking my step back to my room. I woke Jimmy up. He stopped snoring and looked at me with bleary eyes. ‘What?’ I reached down under his boxers and took hold of his supple, warm Princess Sophia and went on to give him an excellent hand job.

Friday
I woke up in the morning, went to get our breakfast from the kitchen. I had a wonderful night. Jimmy said he liked whatever got into me. I was wild and hot for him. I met Philo in the kitchen. She looked tired and dragging her feet all over the place. But she seemed happy. Uncle Joey slept in; woke up late to his cigarettes and beer. I left to pick up Bibian. We went to comb the town again as she regaled me with what went down at her home front last night. ‘You need to learn how to watch porn,’ she advised me.
‘Nah,’ I shook my head.
Tomorrow is Valentine. I know Joey is going to be thumping Philo silly tonight and tomorrow to mark the lovers’ day. I will be there live to catch an eyeful…
My dear readers, keep in touch with this page, next Saturday, if you want to know what went down on the Valentine’s day.

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LiteratureNaughty Wife’s Diary by ifyasia(op): 5:29pm On Sep 22, 2015
Naughty Wife’s Diary


Thursday
‘Do you like porn videos,’ Bibian asked me, giggling like a girl being fingered. She is thirty-six, a year older than I. ‘l want to get one I can be watching. I feel dry and…not interested most times. I need to charge up my…’ she prattled on breathlessly.
‘Okay, okay, buy a porn video,’ I interrupted her. ‘But I don’t want one.’
She was still giggling as she forked over 200 naira to the vendor for a highly-pirated DVD bearing pictures of naked, incredibly perfect men and women with unbelievable appendages. All the women possessed melon-sized bijongas that could be torture just to keep them intact on their chests. And the men, their tools could beat a cow to death. I looked away. Not interested. Bibian spirited the sin pack into her handbag, her hands shaking. I could see she was breathless and probably wetting herself right there.
‘Take it easy, you are going to hurt yourself,’ I told her.
‘Let’s just get out of here.’ She hurried me to my car where I had parked it earlier. We were on our way from Central Area, where we went to hunt for contracts. A friend of ours, Gloria, just got herself a juicy FCDA job and we were all going crazy with happiness, having big expectations of the contracts she might push our way. It has being eight months and not even a little contract to supply pencils to any frigging office. We are no longer excited. I may be spending only my husband’s money this year. I hate it.
Inside my Mazda, she heaved a sigh as if she just breached a Boko Haram’s blockade. She fished out the DVD to relish the cover one more time.
‘Put it away,’ I said to her, disgusted and keying the car on.
She gave me a naughty smile. ‘Are you telling me you don’t watch this?’
‘Mhm.’ I was already driving.
‘This can help you and your husband a lot. It helps me a lot. It puts me in the mood.’
‘Good for you. Whatever jacks your boobs up. Where do I drop you off? Your house or the market?’
‘At home.’
I dropped her off at home and went home straightaway. I wasn’t entirely truthful when I told Bibian that I didn’t care for porn. What I meant was that I didn’t need to buy one because I already had my own setup. A home-grown X-rated shindig for my personal pleasure. I am not a naughty wife for nothing. And today was the kind of day I get a dose of it.
I got home and my sister in-law-to-be, Philo, had done every house chores that needed to be done. She is a young thing. Younger than I but eating bigger things. Uncle Joey, my husband’s elder brother and Philo’s husband-to-be was lounging in the parlour as usual, drinking, smoking and watching TV, his bald head shining. I have been complaining incessantly regarding this behaviour but my husband was reluctant putting his feet down where his brother is. So, I have to endure his vices as best as I could.
Uncle Joey looked at me and puffed at his cigarette. I greeted him and disappeared into my room. I wasn’t seething or angry. In fact I was chuckling. He doesn’t know I have got a drop on him. I stayed in the bedroom I shared with my husband for hours while Joey and Philo brought down the house with their noises and vices, until Jimmy returned. Jimmy and I ate and went to bed. We didn’t make love. In fact we hadn’t shagged for more than a week now. We both had been too busy or simply uninterested. By eleven p.m. I could hear Joey and Philo retire to their room. I got up and slipped to the back of the house, behind their window. No one but me knew that their entire room could be seen from that part of the house. I was in time for the late night show.
Uncle Joey was already naked and walking about the room, talking in low voice. His dark muscular body glistened in the bright electric light, his massive erection swinging in front of him like a black police baton. Philo was naked too except for a piece of flimsy wrapper. She was half his size both in length and breadth, and age. A very pretty small thing. I wonder what she is doing with this brute. He had gone out one day to drink and returned with her in tow. And she never left and the next thing, he said they were getting married. And here we are. I am not objecting, as long as they are providing me with regular entertainment. Pikin wey say im mama no go sleep.
I hadn’t settled well on the paint bucket I use as seat behind their window when Joey said something, grabbed Philo’s waist and pushed her to the bed, her back to him, he bent her over and plugged his throbbing ol’soldier right into her. I almost screamed out. I had my hand over my mouth. What an animal; no fore-play?
I went back peeping. Philo was grimacing as Joey pounded her like there was no tomorrow. Ah-Ah. He was merciless and the guy is as strong as a silverback gorilla; all his muscles taut and bunching and rippling as he thrashed his wife-to-be. She was mewling like a wild cat, sometimes begging him to take it easy, her jugs clanging furiously under her, beating the bed. But that galvanised him the more as he lifted her legs up in the air behind her as if he was pushing a wheelbarrow. Kai! I Had seen enough. But the temptation was too much. I continued peeking. By then I was hot and seriously in the mood. This man is going flog this girl to pieces before he marries her o.
By the time Joey was growling his release I was picking my step back to my room. I woke Jimmy up. He stopped snoring and looked at me with bleary eyes. ‘What?’ I reached down under his boxers and took hold of his supple, warm Princess Sophia and went on to give him an excellent hand job.
Friday
I woke up in the morning, went to get our breakfast from the kitchen. I had a wonderful night. Jimmy said he liked whatever got into me. I was wild and hot for him. I met Philo in the kitchen. She looked tired and dragging her feet all over the place. But she seemed happy. Uncle Joey slept in; woke up late to his cigarettes and beer. I left to pick up Bibian. We went to comb the town again as she regaled me with what went down at her home front last night. ‘You need to learn how to watch porn,’ she advised me.
‘Nah,’ I shook my head.
Tomorrow is Valentine. I know Joey is going to be thumping Philo silly tonight and tomorrow to mark the lovers’ day. I will be there live to catch an eyeful…
My dear readers, keep in touch with this page, next Saturday, if you want to know what went down on the Valentine’s day.

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RomanceWant A Husband? by ifyasia(op): 4:59pm On Sep 22, 2015
If I were young and single I'd advertise on social network for a husband and select the one I want. I don't have to sit on my arse and waiting for marriage proposals from guys that are not my type, and wasting everybody's time.
Advertising will make it easy, so that only the kind of men I want would apply. That is my advise to single girls. Don't be scared going for the kind of husband you want.
No matter who you are, there is someone out there that is your type, even an Egyptian prince. All you need is to reach across to that person.
Today, I talked with a friend and he had an issue that is troubling. He is 39 years-old and his genotype is AS. His first wife was AS and they had an SS child who later died. They had to end the marriage because of that.
So, this young man is currently in another relationship, the lady is AA and says she wants to marry him. But the thing is that, according to this guy, the girl is showing him raw pepper because of that. She feels that since AA is scarce and he needs it desperately, he cannot do without her, so, she is milking him dry the way Fulani women milk their cows and not showing him love.
When he spoke with me, I told him that there are plenty AA ladies out there who are interested in good relationship, all he needs is to advertise, reach out to them.
He was skeptical at first until I offered to help.
So, my dear beautiful ladies out there, if you were AA and interested in meeting a guy and talk marriage, contact me and let me hook you up with this guy and talk, if you guys like each other then, you plan a meet.
He is 39, a graduate, from South-South, and has a job.
Note: No fucking on the first date. You guys got to know each other first, meet friends and relatives before anything. In fact no shagging before marriage. You are allowed to see each other's blokos before wedding, to be sure you are not a transgender. I don't want purchasing of fake goods on my watch.
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FamilyNaughty Wife Talks: A Frigid Wife Versus A Tired Wife by ifyasia(op): 4:13pm On Sep 22, 2015
There is not much a tired person can do. Once you are exhausted, you can hardly function properly in anything you are supposed to do. All you’ll want is just to lie down and rest. Most times, you are even too famished to catch a shut eye or rest properly, or even Bleep.
Number one culprit that takes the starch out of a wife is house chores. Looking after the children should be a salaried job on its own. By the time you run after the toddlers, scream your lungs out at your cheeky tweens, agonise over your teenagers who have started thinking you are retarded or old-fashioned, you are ready to keel over at the end of the frigging day.
And if you keep a job on top of these chores, well, you are done for. Your life becomes a whole lot of work. And sex becomes part of that work because they say only a witch of a wife can deny her husband her cunt or is it breast? I think the Holy Book says breasts. I wonder why breasts.
Does it mean breasts are more important in marriage than the pussy? Or they are just being modest, so they replaced vagina with boobs.
So, no matter how ragged you are at the end of the day, you must allow your chairman access to your boobs.
And some men are so evil that they can never lift a finger to assist the wife in anything home front. Even if they sit under the tree from morning till night in front of their shops or put their legs up on their office desk getting air-conditioned in their office, they come back home in the evening pretending they had a hard day at work and then gum their nyash to the couch in front of the TV – that is for those who come home straight, others branch off to bars – and doze while waiting for their food.
Then you as the wife would have to slave the more, because the mummy in the church interpreted the Holy Book to mean a virtuous woman must kill herself over keeping a good home. Well, Bleep that, I’d rather be a horrible wife who sleeps all day and bleeps all night. At the end of the day, I still end up a happier wife.
What’s the sense in slaving all day and at the end of the day they accuse you of being horrible in bed? Or some ignoramus calls it frigid. They can’t even differentiate between frigidity and exhaustion. When some wives complain of everlasting headaches, they have good reason to.
Your wife is tired! Help her or go celibate. Don’t go out there complaining your wife refused to give you some. Your lazy arse is responsible for that.

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