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Career / Re: Encouragement And Advice For Graduate Jobseekers by ifyeky(m): 9:56pm On Nov 22, 2013
Big4wig: Cool write up See Chat oo

Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you?
Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already.
I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale.
Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad?
Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are
beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit fresh boobs n’ booty
Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgirl:::: I think we shud meet because
you are in Avondale and I am also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?
Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend,
going to school is very important. Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting letme continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? may be I can assist you. Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?
Sweetgirl:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are
you? Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you
Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you
Wahalaaaaaaaaaaa!!.

Hehehehehehehehehe! Omor see GOBEEEE

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Romance / Re: Help!!! His Girlfriend Is Pregnant;what Should He Do? by ifyeky(m): 12:19am On Nov 22, 2013
chronique: Goodevening nairaland. Pls I need your advising. My name is chibuike. Me and my girlfriend have been doing boyfriend and girlfriend since I finshed secondary and her family know me to be a good somebody. Last month,rain was falling and we do that thing as only we was in the house. Now,she say she's not seeing that thing. She call me yesterday and tell me that she has carry pregnant for me;what do I do? Should I divorce her or send her away? I can't marry her now cos I don't have money. My uncle that promise me jamb form money has not buy form for me. He say that phcn has not pay him his money after prersident jonathan sell them. My parents cannot help me cos they don't have money. Nairaland,pls advice me;I really love this gal but don't understand what is happening now. Before we do that thing,she tell me she was safe but now,she has carry pregnant for me. Do she lie for me before?

Pls I need marture advising from you. Thanks.

Na ur ENGLISH giv dey babe belle no be ur sperm. RIP english language grin
chronique: Goodevening nairaland. Pls I need your advising. My name is chibuike. Me and my girlfriend have been doing boyfriend and girlfriend since I finshed secondary and her family know me to be a good somebody. Last month,rain was falling and we do that thing as only we was in the house. Now,she say she's not seeing that thing. She call me yesterday and tell me that she has carry pregnant for me;what do I do? Should I divorce her or send her away? I can't marry her now cos I don't have money. My uncle that promise me jamb form money has not buy form for me. He say that phcn has not pay him his money after prersident jonathan sell them. My parents cannot help me cos they don't have money. Nairaland,pls advice me;I really love this gal but don't understand what is happening now. Before we do that thing,she tell me she was safe but now,she has carry pregnant for me. Do she lie for me before?

Pls I need marture advising from you. Thanks.

Na ur ENGLISH giv dey babe belle no be ur sperm. RIP english language
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 9:44pm On Nov 21, 2013
Hmm! Nawaoh! Wonder why u r wasting tym to bleep Mrs Grace &all d fyne babes where dey give u green light for ur claSs
Romance / Re: What Is Your Selling Point? by ifyeky(m): 9:35pm On Nov 17, 2013
Obiorah ifeoma: my selling point is my face and my hips.oooooops!

Can I see ur face and especially ur hips?
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 7:39pm On Nov 17, 2013
Hehehehehehehe! Nice story. #i'm following bumber 2bumber
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 2:34pm On Nov 17, 2013
PretiEbony:
Ayom ikama numba ado inam nso??
Badt boy!!!


Nice story..
I'm still following bt mbok kum n update sharpenly jhor!

Uyai akwa ibom so afo ado ayen Akwa Ibom. I'm so hapi. Mbok send pm nnor yak itang ikor ke fone
Politics / Re: Akpabio Deported Non-akwa Ibom Indigenes To Lagos by ifyeky(m): 10:16am On Nov 15, 2013
Uteghe :

Let's start with Udonwa's mum,Paul Inyang and Oyong Asuquo. Over...

I can see u knw notin abt d politics in Akwa Ibom State
Politics / Re: Akpabio Deported Non-akwa Ibom Indigenes To Lagos by ifyeky(m): 10:05am On Nov 15, 2013
booqee: why only lagosians?? Are they the only non akwa ibom people in dat state?? Sorry to say this is the most immature thing one can do. So in other words he's retaliating?? Gosh i can't believe our politicians sometimes

Dear, dnt mind d OP, he didn't get d info ryt. All d lunatics were taken off d streets of Uyo irrespective of were d r frm. He is jz here to cause tribal wars
Politics / Re: Akpabio Deported Non-akwa Ibom Indigenes To Lagos by ifyeky(m): 9:53am On Nov 15, 2013
Ayekotoo:
shut up, you hypocrite. will heaven fall if Akpabio take care of the lunatics?

U r a fool. Wat hapens 2 dia state resources?
Politics / Re: Akpabio Deported Non-akwa Ibom Indigenes To Lagos by ifyeky(m): 9:55am On Nov 14, 2013
Young man always confirm ur facts before u post. D. Said commisioner wz making sure all lunatics wia off d streets of Uyo irrespective of where der r frm, so because dos 2pple r frm Lagos state didn't mean dat dey were d only ones arrested during d exercise

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Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 4:10pm On Nov 13, 2013
Nice story. Keep it up. Prince mbemiso mfre mbok nnor numba Mrs Grace
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Nursery School Job by ifyeky(m): 8:32pm On Nov 12, 2013
We hve so many in Uyo, where is ur location
Literature / Re: My Service Year In Yorubaland. by ifyeky(m): 5:25pm On Nov 12, 2013
Pls wats ur meaning of RCM? Coz d one I knw is RSM meaning Regiment Sergent Major. If dats wat u meant, pls take d necessary corrections

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Adverts / Re: Emmclinto New Life quick Action For Stds by ifyeky(m): 9:36pm On Nov 11, 2013
Hve u tried it before?
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 5:11pm On Nov 11, 2013
HMmmmm
Romance / Re: Worst And Funny Lies You Ever Heard From A Lady Or Guy by ifyeky(m): 8:11pm On Nov 10, 2013
Mine told me dat she doesn't stay out later dan 7pm coz of d Aunty, but I saw her prostituting @night around 9pm. Immediately she saw me, she tried hiding but I saw her already
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 4:17pm On Nov 10, 2013
Winnie1950: she gave him a con dom
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 4:17pm On Nov 10, 2013
Winnie1950: she gave him a con dom

Hw u take knw? Abi were u dere?
Dis one u r jumping into conclusion, hope he didn't use d condom d mum gave to him wif u
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 10:57am On Nov 10, 2013
Jz wondering wat ur mum gave to u
Literature / Re: Romance Story- The Neigbours by ifyeky(m): 7:59pm On Nov 09, 2013
Dannyboy update oooo instead of viewing dis ur work. Nice work so far
Literature / Re: Romance Story- The Neigbours by ifyeky(m): 1:41pm On Nov 08, 2013
Nice story, kip it up bro
Literature / Re: Romance Story- The Neigbours by ifyeky(m): 10:01pm On Nov 07, 2013
Nice story. I'm really enjoying it
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by ifyeky(m): 8:47pm On Nov 07, 2013
#following#
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by ifyeky(m): 11:41am On Nov 04, 2013
I registered but uptil nw I've nt goten information abt my posting

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