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Big4wig: Cool write up See Chat oo

Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious n’ delicious, live in Avondale and you?
Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love already.
I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Avondale.
Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious. Same age as my dad?
Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh young beautiful girls.
Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are
beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit fresh boobs n’ booty
Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, ipads, cash and driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgirl:::: I think we shud meet because
you are in Avondale and I am also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy girl?
Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won’t be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend,
going to school is very important. Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting letme continue with my homework I don’t want my dad to know that i have a BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? may be I can assist you. Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is Lucy?
Sweetgirl:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale are
you? Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you
Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you
Wahalaaaaaaaaaaa!!.

Hehehehehehehehehe! Omor see GOBEEEE

chronique: Goodevening nairaland. Pls I need your advising. My name is chibuike. Me and my girlfriend have been doing boyfriend and girlfriend since I finshed secondary and her family know me to be a good somebody. Last month,rain was falling and we do that thing as only we was in the house. Now,she say she's not seeing that thing. She call me yesterday and tell me that she has carry pregnant for me;what do I do? Should I divorce her or send her away? I can't marry her now cos I don't have money. My uncle that promise me jamb form money has not buy form for me. He say that phcn has not pay him his money after prersident jonathan sell them. My parents cannot help me cos they don't have money. Nairaland,pls advice me;I really love this gal but don't understand what is happening now. Before we do that thing,she tell me she was safe but now,she has carry pregnant for me. Do she lie for me before?

Pls I need marture advising from you. Thanks.

Na ur ENGLISH giv dey babe belle no be ur sperm. RIP english language

chronique: Goodevening nairaland. Pls I need your advising. My name is chibuike. Me and my girlfriend have been doing boyfriend and girlfriend since I finshed secondary and her family know me to be a good somebody. Last month,rain was falling and we do that thing as only we was in the house. Now,she say she's not seeing that thing. She call me yesterday and tell me that she has carry pregnant for me;what do I do? Should I divorce her or send her away? I can't marry her now cos I don't have money. My uncle that promise me jamb form money has not buy form for me. He say that phcn has not pay him his money after prersident jonathan sell them. My parents cannot help me cos they don't have money. Nairaland,pls advice me;I really love this gal but don't understand what is happening now. Before we do that thing,she tell me she was safe but now,she has carry pregnant for me. Do she lie for me before?

Pls I need marture advising from you. Thanks.

Na ur ENGLISH giv dey babe belle no be ur sperm. RIP english language

Obiorah ifeoma: my selling point is my face and my hips.oooooops!

Can I see ur face and especially ur hips?

[quote author=Uteghe ]Let's start with Udonwa's mum,Paul Inyang and Oyong Asuquo. Over...[/quote]I can see u knw notin abt d politics in Akwa Ibom State

booqee: why only lagosians?? Are they the only non akwa ibom people in dat state?? Sorry to say this is the most immature thing one can do. So in other words he's retaliating?? Gosh i can't believe our politicians sometimes

Dear, dnt mind d OP, he didn't get d info ryt. All d lunatics were taken off d streets of Uyo irrespective of were d r frm. He is jz here to cause tribal wars

Ayekotoo: shut up, you hypocrite. will heaven fall if Akpabio take care of the lunatics?

U r a fool. Wat hapens 2 dia state resources?

Young man always confirm ur facts before u post. D. Said commisioner wz making sure all lunatics wia off d streets of Uyo irrespective of where der r frm, so because dos 2pple r frm Lagos state didn't mean dat dey were d only ones arrested during d exercise

We hve so many in Uyo, where is ur location

Hve u tried it before?

Mine told me dat she doesn't stay out later dan 7pm coz of d Aunty, but I saw her prostituting @night around 9pm. Immediately she saw me, she tried hiding but I saw her already