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Will your solar panel generate or power your vehicle?

It is called TABLE SOCCER in my hood those days. We even play tournament on it...

My Goddess....

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Hahahaha... You have to be born again. You can't eat your cake and have it.

Ask Bola Ogunnaike...

If this is true then thumbs up for the cameroinian army. what the Nigerian army is finding difficult to do is what the Camerounians army did in a twinkle of an eye. There is more to this Boko Haram issue in Nigeria.

Three corners make one "penarity"

When did Bank bear the cost of our operation, now he is indirectly telling us that ATM operation was sudsidized that he his/want to remove the subsiding. What is the subsidy from Petroleum used for? Please make una no run us dry o.. Removal of subsidy from every sector when will we enjoy freebis in naija. Chai ... Dier is God o...

I will search and get back to you. Please what price range are you looking at? And if you have a pics of the one you desire send to me pls...

I am not in Nigeria but l can help you search fpr a company here in China.

I think what the man said is true. Right from when l was a child we keep hearing that children are the leaders of tomorrow to my greatest surprise the so called children are now men non have assume that position of leadership. The same bad leaders keep rotating the table around themselves. I really believe a revolution will make Nigeria better and only true Nigerians (YOUTHS) can make this happen.
The last ASUU strike would have been the best time to make our voice heard by our leaders rather some of us were so happy to return to our parents house. What I was thinking then is that the NANS President and other Excos would have initiated the move while others follow. Is as simple as telling students residing in various part of the country to take to the street and make our intention known to our leaders. Telling them how far they have badly led us and put us in a stagnant state. We all know how to go about this. It is a simple logic. If we allow our aged parents to do this for us we will grow old and our children children will be waiting for their paarents too to go on their behalf.
Aluta Continua.... Victoria Ascertain.....
Abeg no mind my English o.. I still dey learn...

He be like na me you see make this analyses.... Right to some extent... Some people may have different opinion because we are in jet age...

A true leader with vision....

No be boiled alone coooked ones follow join...

Well, I am from Edo too... It is a kind of respect to others... That does not mean you great everyone you see but those that matters to you... Try it here in China na Oyo you dey o....

Good for you... Just no say wetin dey Sweet dey kill too o....

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benuejosh: Ebola virus also has economic benefit, reducing population and making available food and other social amenities in abundance for others

is that the only thing you can come up with..... think big man...

Okudiover: Did you say 'Divers'?

well said Bro....

lestat: Millions of Nigerians will die from this disease evenUN has predicted this and do you know why? Because as a people Nigerians have failed, Nigerians praise falsehood, mediocrity and material things.. Now you have been attracting the type of leaders you deserve.. Leaders who are dead spiritually and have no iota of remorse nor belief in the spiritual consequences of their actions.

Now th ebola will wipe millions of Nigerians away, because the country knew over a month ago that this disease was ravaging the west African region but was anything done to prevent this from entering Nigeria? No! We as a people have grown indolent and choose to be spoon fed we abhor work and look for ease in everything hence why spiritual bandits labeling themselves churchs thrive here...they offer seats in paradise in exchange for monetary gains, they encourage reckless, heartless life styles as long as you ask for forgiveness on Sunday, and also pay your thites so you can receive.

Why dont these spiritual fraudsters speak up against the injustices in our society by the government? the answer is simple the government also attends mosques and churches.

Well now it is too late, ebola cannot be bribed away, ebola cannot be deceived, this is it... The same Americans that boko harram hate, these same Americans that yahoo boys dupe daily are the only ones who can save west Africa, no PDP, Redeemed, christ embassy, or Nigerian Muslim association.... I have been waiting for one pastor to rise up and claim he or she can lay hands on ebola victims and heal them...where is pastor oyakilomeh? Usually he lays hands and casts out all diseases, has his healing powers gone on vacation?

Who knows maybe this time next month ebola may have killed even me too, who knows?

Saying God forbid wont do anything, this is a serious issue, alot of people do not realize how grave this is.

Well the sad fact is most of the Muslim clerics and pastors will run abroad when it gets really bad and they will tell you they are praying for Nigerians from there.

After this Maybe Nigerians will finally wake up?

Patrick Obiaragbon part two.... Anyway na true sha....

Gbawe: Indeed. They deserve pity alone. If some Nigerians who are used to following leaders clannishly to the detriment of logical reasoning can come out and wickedly call Chibok kidnapping a scam to "embarrass Mr.President" (all because of their ethnocentric support for GEJ) why are we surprised the same set of indoctrinated n1twits are already using the words "stage-managed" for this attack on Buhari's convoy?

Some Nigerians are simply too far gone in obdurate idiocy in the way they pledge allegiance to other flawed human beings you begin to realise they will be marched off a cliff like lemmings in the end. I really feel sorry for these deluded and gullible folks because they always get disappointed by charlatans pretending to be messiahs.

MUMU NA MUMU.... AGE NO MATTER FOR MUMUREASON....

Sparrow13: at this age you are still unserious ?

The guy high wella... Na another story im dey follow....

hayoakins: Chai,

Nigerians get value mehn



Which world cup, Under 11?

Boko Haram Extension... Other countries Government provides their citizens with evacuation means but Nigeria Government did not.. I even learnt it was hell for Nigerians in Ukraine to get document from Nigeria Embassy there to travel. God will Help our FG and their appointees...

iterator25: we don't have any foreign policy... smh .. fg will keep quiet about this

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Please Nairalanders How do my Brother go about writing invitation letter to his wife to be in UK to visit Nigeria. What and what is needed and does he go about it... Just the writing of the invitation letter...

Something really needs to be done... The youth of this Lovely Country are sleeping and it is all balling to our heads. Lets stand up and kick against this useless and wicked kind of leadership. I am also in China doing my master degree, Nigerians are everywhere here most especially in Beijing being caught in one illegal act or the other and you see these corrupts politicians children living large and clubbing. My people it is high time the youths of Nigerian kicked the street and demand for our rights. Stop attacking Ghanians for fighting for their rights, enough is enough. Our motto "e go better has to change now". Our mentality of God keep providing for me to meet up with my daily needs should also be changed, then when do you plan to live a better life? Is it when you are no more? It is time for change..... We need a Ruler who have the people at heart.... Enough of all these nonsense....... REVOLUTION I THINK IS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO ALL THESE AND IT WILL HAVE TO BE ORGANIZE AND CARRIED OUT BY THE YOUTH... If not so the POT BELLY OLD FOOLS Called politicians will still be playing us around like football..... One Love the Youth of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.....

ayusco85: wow. quite a touching story. u did a very good thing sharing ur experience. its sad what our youths go tru in foreign countries all in the name of hustling and trying to make it in life. to think a fellow nigerian will collude with a chinese lady to dupe his fellow nigerian is the lowest point of desperation. nigerians have never had life rough like since after the military. we had a better standard of living during the military regime. all this pot bellied corrupt politicians of the 21st century have succeeded of robbing nigerians of their glorious destiny and better life. we need to do something, else nothing will change even in the next 30yrs to come. it will be busniesss as usual for politicians and the populace.

*my 2 cents*

Go and hug transformer..... Because your god does not have a name does not mean we should not reference our God... Abeg keep calling those lovely name O' jare.... The Almighty God.....

J12: Bullshít.