chimerase2: They would hv bombed him nah so dat we will say is PDP dat was behind the BOKO haram

JEITO: tell me one thing Buhari would have done better than GEJ as president, given all the present circumstances in the Nation.

JEITO: tell me one thing Buhari would have done better than GEJ as president, given all the present circumstances in the Nation.

truth4meal: Is Buhari not a senior opposition leader? This should cause no tension we all know this has every signature of BH.

Jakumo: This double bomb attack was in all likelihood planned and executed by agents loyal to none other than Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden of the "Blood will Flow" fame. Few will be fooled by the coincidence of Buhari's "close shave", with large-scale carnage just across town.

The ever diabolical Ayatollah Buhari and his fundamentalist promoters of hate are prepared to kill innocents across Africa on the scale far greater than that perpetrated by 1980's Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar, who set off huge bombs during rush-hour in downtown Bogota whenever he was in a bad mood.

Like Pablo Escobar of Colombia, Ayatollah Mohammed Buhari Bin Laden of Sharianistan has for the past decade bathed his bony hands in the blood of innocent Nigerian civilians. The Universal Law of Karma will assure that in due course Buhari, just like Pablo before him, reaps by full measure the just rewards for the documented serial genocides that he personally organized in furtherance of a criminally insane desire to actualize the imposition of a Born-to-Rule tribal fiefdom over the secular federation of Southern Nigeria.

In the northern Nigerian town of Kaduna on this day, one large explosive charge was set off to kill an opponent of Buhari's own terror network, followed shortly by a another far smaller smaller charge simultaneously let off in the vicinity of the Buhari's motorcade, in order to cast himself as a victim of the Boko Haram terror gang, rather its primary financier and spokesman, as is the case in truth.

Gbawe:

Indeed. They deserve pity alone. If some Nigerians who are used to following leaders clannishly to the detriment of logical reasoning can come out and wickedly call Chibok kidnapping a scam to "embarrass Mr.President" (all because of their ethnocentric support for GEJ) why are we surprised the same set of indoctrinated n1twits are already using the words "stage-managed" for this attack on Buhari's convoy?

Some Nigerians are simply too far gone in obdurate idiocy in the way they pledge allegiance to other flawed human beings you begin to realise they will be marched off a cliff like lemmings in the end. I really feel sorry for these deluded and gullible folks because they always get disappointed by charlatans pretending to be messiahs.

CFCfan:
I think elections will be held in Borno and Yobe next year; though the turn out will be very low. This would in turn result in the opposition party gaining much less votes.
In that situation, GEJ would be able to garner the 25% vote he needs, to be reelected.

hopilo: This people must be in the team planning this bombings to know the targets. Western world destabilizing Africa for ages now.

san316: In the minds of some political slaves *this must be a stage managed incident just to prove he's not their sponsor* but to me, who wld wnt to hurt GMB? for what? BH?

sameer1212: u r a fool for sayn dis nonsens..... go get a life

HisRoyalHardnes: This is what happens when you bite the fingers that feed you.

Talk talk Buhari has seen the result of criticizing his disciples.

OrlandoOwoh: "PDP is Boko Haram, Boko Haram is PDP." - Andrew Azazi.
"Boko Haram are freedom fighters." - Former PDP chairman.

Superstar007: The person that orchestrated this attack is plain smart. One word, "badass". I think these are the intentions of the cordinator if it was done by either the opposition or Buhari or any external link.

1. To make it appear as if the opposition party are the one that planned the attack.

2. To draw public sympathy that might be the reason the other man was
also attacked because he spoke against the dastardly acts of this people, Buhari also spoke against BH. So people might believe he is clean.

3. To send a message i.e if there are unpaid arrears, BH may be trying to send a message to quickly settle them.

4. If it was planned by the opposition, it may be a kind of "reverse psychology" people will believe Buhari did that to attract sympathy hence the reason he wasn't killed in the attack.

5. If it was caused by an external link, it was meant to cause division and rancor in the country along religious and political circles.

Ozin: APC Presidential primary things....Without mentioning names,think about the kind of hoodlums positioning to win the race and one big obstacle to these many aspirants is Buhari, Kill him and blame it on GEJ/PDP while they take over Buhari's slot....Evil men in APC

Jakumo: This double bomb attack was in all likelihood planned and executed by agents loyal to none other than Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden of the "Blood will Flow" fame. Few will be fooled by the coincidence of Buhari's "close shave", with large-scale carnage just across town.

The ever diabolical Ayatollah Buhari and his fundamentalist promoters of hate are prepared to kill innocents across Africa on the scale far greater than that perpetrated by 1980's Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar, who set off huge bombs during rush-hour in downtown Bogota whenever he was in a bad mood.

Like Pablo Escobar of Colombia, Ayatollah Mohammed Buhari Bin Laden of Sharianistan has for the past decade bathed his bony hands in the blood of innocent Nigerian civilians. The Universal Law of Karma will assure that in due course Buhari, just like Pablo before him, reaps by full measure the just rewards for the documented serial genocides that he personally organized in furtherance of a criminally insane desire to actualize the imposition of a Born-to-Rule tribal fiefdom over the secular federation of Southern Nigeria.

In the northern Nigerian town of Kaduna on this day, one large explosive charge was set off to kill an opponent of Buhari's own terror network, followed shortly by a another far smaller smaller charge simultaneously let off in the vicinity of the Buhari's motorcade, in order to cast himself as a victim of the Boko Haram terror gang, rather its primary financier and spokesman, as is the case in truth.

bnovative: Am I supposed to believe this cock and bull story? why are they always missing their alleged Muslim target? stunt stuff sha!

lawanson44: Buhari: So this is the plan, i will be passing by Kawo on this afternoon...eh...Hamza, make sure you people detonate the first bomb in Alkali Road targeting Sheikh Dahiru Baluchi. Then at the same time, i will be passing by Kawo road where immediately after detonating the first one, call Amiru to detonate the second one.

Hamza: Ba ruwana megida!

Buhari: Amiru, immediately you receive the flashing from Hamza, detonate the bomb. I hope you place it far from the road?

Amiru: Yes megida! as my motor dey pass, i go press the vutton por the remote.

Buhari: Good! Make sure it explodes as soon as i pass and then you, Mustapha, will come out of the other car and start shooting at my Jeep. We must make it look like this is an attack from GEJ and PDP! Kiji kwo?

Mustapha: No frovlem megida. But megida, i no go wound when i dey shoot your moto?

Buhari: Noooooo! The jeep is bullet proof so i will be ok. My body-guards Usman and Musa will use the razors i gave them to cut their selves so that they will bleed a little so it looks real. We must make sure that when this happens, our followers will think it is GEJ and start causing trouble. Is that not what we want?

All: It is! Sai Buhari!! GEJ Banza buuro ubaa iska kowei!!!

Buhari: Oya! Let's Go!!


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2 hours later.... Read the OP's story

Broda! .. I swear Ali baba no reach. You for joke! U gat me rolling on d ground... All d same wat comes to mind is 24 season 7( sompple just showing we hav a weak or may b a 2 civil president wud doesn't hav d ball to do d needful....#my take

Jakumo: This double bomb attack was in all likelihood planned and executed by agents loyal to none other than Ayatollah Buhari Bin Laden of the "Blood will Flow" fame. Few will be fooled by the coincidence of Buhari's "close shave", with large-scale carnage just across town.

The ever diabolical Ayatollah Buhari and his fundamentalist promoters of hate are prepared to kill innocents across Africa on the scale far greater than that perpetrated by 1980's Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar, who set off huge bombs during rush-hour in downtown Bogota whenever he was in a bad mood.

Like Pablo Escobar of Colombia, Ayatollah Mohammed Buhari Bin Laden of Sharianistan has for the past decade bathed his bony hands in the blood of innocent Nigerian civilians. The Universal Law of Karma will assure that in due course Buhari, just like Pablo before him, reaps by full measure the just rewards for the documented serial genocides that he personally organized in furtherance of a criminally insane desire to actualize the imposition of a Born-to-Rule tribal fiefdom over the secular federation of Southern Nigeria.

In the northern Nigerian town of Kaduna on this day, one large explosive charge was set off to kill an opponent of Buhari's own terror network, followed shortly by a another far smaller smaller charge simultaneously let off in the vicinity of the Buhari's motorcade, in order to cast himself as a victim of the Boko Haram terror gang, rather its primary financier and spokesman, as is the case in truth.

TribalEAST: Terror squad below