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DMainMan: Just joking na. But I almost cried for dat kind of silly mistake in dis exam. Technically, I was sure of 42 out of 60.

But I guessed d remaining 18 questions. I luckily got 6 and it remains 12.

So 42 + 6 - 12 = 36.

Dat is failure to me. Na only miracle fit make I win d scholarship sha especially if my state fellows fumble.

If not, na bye bye b dat

Guy, you really tried then.

DMainMan: I am doin my Msc

That's nice....

Why must a state university join the strike.

This is a dry joke... Not funny at all.
Click like below, if you feel this joke is not funny, so that the op can know and try harder next time.

DMainMan: Just felt tired of ASUU Strike so I recently applied as I did d test. Guys, I will break record 0. I will score -20/60 in part A .

Didnt know dere was negative marking. Though part 2 was fun for me.

First time in history I made such huge mistake not reading d instruction. Overconfidence is bad.

Tired of ASUU?
How do you mean?

I wonder what the US and other countries of the world are waiting for, before they send their soldiers.

kinggenesis: I'm not a staff of any of the Telecom companies...... but you must understand something, they are doing their business, " you no open the business for them"...... If them tell you the amount of money they spend daily just for you to have network, you go even thank them.

You must be a learner and a blackberry user.

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RIP...... Died on active srecovery.

Uyi Iredia: Na funny topics like this dey make front page.

Never...

Wrong source....

Only in Nigeria...

190: Wetin conji go cause

Lol

kamal14: @ignis. U have liberty to change ur course in case u don't know. Then how are u sure I will not get more than 10 even if I said I am not sure of 10 questions ? Well I know what I did and I am praying and I believe it will be answered. By the special Grace of God I will let u know on this forum.

AMEN
Don't mind me, am just trying to be funny.
We will meet in UK by God's grace.

Boll2010: she's a thief.........and I'm not touched emotionally by the torture she went through......trim their branches now before they go big like iroko tree and start busting shops at idumota markets

Nansense......rubbish ladies to womanhood......if I hear say I pity them......what did the guys do to them self? Msteww! Na small thing them do am naa! Just insert something for her nyansh.......its a justified course,because she stole......what that peper means to thos traders is what money means to the kids of those traders.....and from the content up here,this is not their first time......just because is pepper doesn't mean it not worth the same electronic shops of LG or samsung

I don't blame you. It's just unfortunate.
You are a product of failed religious and education system in Nigeria.

The students just sit down and be watching, intead of them to join hands and chase the ASUU goats away.

I can't even read this rubbish.

kamal14: Well in my own case, I wanted to write energy system and a good friend who had written earlier just told me that the questions were typical geology and geophysics questions. He said almost 95 percent of the questions. I would have switched to control system but the experience of last year that control was based on chemical process. I just picked race enter environmental , before I knew what was happening I don't think I was able to know upto 10 questions that I was sure of. Lets keep our trust in God.pls be prayerful and we will all meet In UK by His grace

You where not able to answer upto 10 questions and you want to meet us in the UK...LOL
in the second part of the question, can one choose any of the field irrespective of the course he/she is applying for?
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
SMH for you.... Your post just made me receive query for laughing out loud in the office.

Davefirst: Thanks..

you are welcome.

linton99: Ur wrong @queen its just the first part that had that instruction of negative marking..the second part did not have such instruction

The first instruction could also be applicable for the second.

@ op, you must be very jobless for starting up this thread.