GAZZUZZ:


Call me 08033910382

Thank you boss

Hello Gurus in the house. I am having a major issue with my car, a 2005 Toyota Camry. Just noticed that the 2nd ignition coil isn't receiving any current from the socket. I have changed spark plugs, changed coils and even had a rewire inspect if there is any electrical problem with the wiring somewhere. He has checked and didn't notice any, so he advised I change the cars brain box. Pls can this help solve the problem if done

Felicity001:


Guy you no listen to advise from experience people... I said that car will take you any where in this country with out the pump working. Fire down to Lagos nothing do you.

Lolz. Bro I said the pump broke. I have to replace it if I must move. Where will the serpentine belt stay?

skillip:
Just thought that maybe if you had a plug in Lag, it can be shipped to you in the east max 3k still. You still have 7k to yourself, deduct labour from it and keep the change. In M.I's voice "Money slow to enter quick to go."

I had to pay o. Cos hotel billing nor be here. Make I just fit reach town go sleep my cousin side. Now the continued story. They brought the pump, fixed it and na so my steering still hard o. Omo out of frustration, I had to come to an agreement with the mechanic to manage it to my destination ND come back the next day for a fix. My rider's load was still in the car. So I was able to manage it to destination and later discovered that even my water for radiator don dey leak. Problem number 2, I have to fix the radiator (bought a brand new double cell) first here in town before I can take the car back for the steering pump to be changed. The past few days have been hectic. Make God dey help him son

Gentlelife50:

What car? Corolla? Is not that difficult to fix naa

Na 05 Camry o. Big daddy. The guy nor Sabi am. Meanwhile my struggle continues today. Them don bill me pump 25k. Wetin we dey buy for Lag 15k. But wetin man go do

izzou:


So sorry for you troubles nwanne . Some days are like that.

But correct me if I'm wrong. If you are leaving Lagos from Ikorodu, you have no business with Epe.

The normal route should be Ikorodu-Sagamu road(Laspotech) till you burst out at that flyover at Sagamu.

Maybe I'm wrong sha.

It was from that end we travelled. And the epe route is smooth and probably faster. The sagamu route is very rough

Gentlelife50:

So he couldn't fix the belt? If he did, you can still drive the car at least to a safe place.
Or get condemn oil and be pouring periodically

The mumu cut the second belt I bought as he was using force to insert it

mejai:

mosquitoes go hail am

me sef don check into 5k own too o. I nor come this life to suffer. Money is to be spent afterall. Maybe I go collect one of this Igbo gals to share the room with me tommorow. I too tire for knacks tonight

mejai:

U for mention ur location, e fit be someone's village for this thread. One or 2 calls and u will be ok.
But the belt may have been giving u signs and wonders. Either by 'whistle' sound or 'fififi' sound
Abi u dey pour the belt water?

Na orji River o. Enrouting Enugu from onitsha. I think if u want a perfect car ehn, u have to be ur own mechanic, carwash, rewire, vulcanizer. Like be everything. Cos I remember say I was my radiator last week too. So I won't be surprised if them don baff my belt too. It is well o

BAZ001:


It is well bro, una wey dey do interstate dey try ooh.
The guy wey go fix belt Na mechanic or road side hustler cos why u go make dt kind mistake ?

So you go sleep inside car for 2 days damnnn

Na mechanic them say him be o. Later found out say him get oga after wahala don happen. Na him oga call the towing van. I don already tell am say him go pay for the pump. Them nor dey write who Sabi for head o. However the guy was drenched in oil stain and I meet him changing somebody's car brake pads. So I felt he was the man for the job as I was anxious to get out of that place too

hoodboy:


Sorry bro, the hustle no easy. If e easy na setup

Thank you bros!
But make car dey respect person small na. After the rider has hailed my car and my driving skills . The car come spoil all the accolades. E be things o. Now I have to prepare for the aftermath. Cos the second mechanic say power steering na 28k. Wetin we dey buy 15k for Lag. See Las Las maybe I go transport my mechanic from Lagos come here with the pump. Cos all these people ehn

Part 2
We got the exact belt type and took a bike again to the express where my car was parked with my rider inside. This guy came to fix belt o. And in the process spoilt my power steering pump as he was trying to forcefully put the belt onto the alternator pulley. Omo na so my power steering fluid empty o. Chai I weak. From frypan to fire. I had to arrange for a towing vehicle to tow it to the mechanic village o atleast for safety. My rider checked himself into a hotel(cos it was already too late) after yelling and regretting embarking on the journey . Not that he was angry with me o. I think he felt it was happening because of him. Me I gats sleep inside my car for mechanic village o. Man don suffer today. Now no movement in the east tommorow. So before we can do anything to that car, it has to be on Tuesday. The thing dey pain me as I dey type sef


God help me

Today na one of those days my car decide to show me pepper and pour sand for my garri. I took an offline trip from Lagos(ikorodu) to Enugu. For those that are familiar with the route knows the trip is about 10-12hrs. Na so I start this morning @ 5am o. I stepped on my gas pedal. Vooom! Itokin-Epe-ijebuode-ore-benin bypass- agbor-asaba-onitsha. As I enter Enugu onitsha expressway about 50mims to my destination, I my steering suddenly went hard o. Battery light came on. At first I thought it was my alternator. As I park and checked, behold my serpentine belt don cut for inside bush o. Mogbe! .... I had to take a bike to the nearest surbub for a mechanic in a supposed mechanic village o. We went and bought the belt together

bolu1986:


I think only front always carry design… all the iron doors I have been seen around are been made same way, including iron gate too… I might be wrong

This is not true. Infact most times both front and back have designs. Below is one I did 3years ago for less than 35k. Pardon the paint stain on it. They just finished painting

awesome9ja:

What is the size and your location

Size 42
Location is Lagos

Ascis Sneakers for 20k.

Great builders in the house. Pls what is the labour cost for a 3blocks of miniflat and 4shops. It includes
1. Pegging
2. Digging
3. Blinding
4block setting up to 4 coaches

Your response will be much appreciated.

My bricklayer is charging 240k.

nurey:


The fibre would degrade and eventually block pathway of combustion gas in the engine. If very unlucky your engine would collapse as in collapse like Nigerian economy

Haaa. Tell me this is a lie. I just did this o. And the positive effect it has on my seems obvious. Noise reduction, reduced fuel consumption, cancelled vibrations on idle. Any advice on this

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izzou:


That's netting about 14k everyday

That means after commission, you'll have 14k

With God all things are possible

Izzuo I smell sacarsm there o ....lol

Omoadeola:
Good morning Family. Please I need your guidance and assistance here. I was just apprehended by the task force guys and am in their office. Please I don't know what or how to go about it.

Choi. Negotiate with them . wat was ur of fence by the way?

Aswear I only want to do eh ailing 3times a week and net 40k. Realistic or not brethren?

My day was rough o.

Started at 12pm.
First trip, from GRA to NAFDAC (Isolo) to and fro trip - #2,062. I even waited for my rider for 10mins o.

2nd trip - from Lasuth Ikeja to Gbagada #1800 with 1.4 surge

3re trip from Gbagada to Ajao Estate. This was the worst highlight of the day. Very bad road o. Can't count the number of times my bumper touch ground. Stony roads not smooth. Las las na #1,370 end am o

Found my was to airport o. Took some rich Fine Alhajas from one of these hotels inside airport road to St Nicholas hospital. Fare was #2,080 but the lady dash me 4k. Said for the stress.

As I say make I close for the day dey come house, I reach stadium na so request enter. I couldn't resist it, I accepted o. The person called and Na police command DPO. Where is your pick up location sir? E say inside station. Omo my heart cut chain. I got there and he was very friendly o. I took him to one hotel baba carry one thick fair lady wen carry front and back, I almost asked him "sir can I join you cos u won't be able to finish this alone o" .

From the hotel, them do small shopping for one supermarket and then back to another hotel where they will lodge. As I drop them say make I go house, my car refused to start o. Called my mechanic and explained. He told me its kick stater issue. I sha tap the kick as instructed and it came on o. Na so I zoom off go house. Got home 11.30pm . e go be o.

Babadee1900:
Careful sir. Before you go about looking for what’s not missing, #5000 fuel is about 35 litres.

MMA to Bodija is about 125km, Bodija to Ojota is about 132km.
Ojota to Ikorodu around 18km....do the maths. Factor in traffic and AC.

Noted sir. Especially that "finding what's not missing"

flam5:

Boss, please be careful with Ibadan union next time. Those guys are very mean. It's better to blow empty than those guys catching you. Sometimes, they go to an extent of giving you hot chase with their vehicle.

Thanks FAM. Learnt a lesson

deedee44:

Something is wrong with the car

Will surely check it out

ndubuis:


Lagos to Ibadan should be 25-30k if you want to go that route. I obliged someone's offline request for the very first time two weeks ago. Lekki to Mushin and back. Bill was 14k

Exactly. And someone wants me to be singing praise for 15k. Mtchew

Olayetan:
He needs advice

The elders will say before u take off, prepare your landing area. He shouldn't throw in all his hopes. My advice, he can give it a try. Den nor dey telli person

peeps4u:


Cried over almost 8k profit?
Could u have made that in lagos today? And if your car doesn't gulp fuel, you should be having about 2k worth of fuel after arriving lagos from the 5500 fuel you bought to and fro.

Chief, u won't blame the car o. The distance I covered too is equivalent. Came into Lagos through Ojota, then had to start another journey heading towards Adamo area of ikorodu. You can visualize my pain abi?

Babadee1900:
Understandable. One more question: where in Ibadan did you take the rider to?

Bodija o. His Grace Hotel. I realized it was another journey after entering Ibadan . I nor too sabi Ibadan road. I just dey follow google map like zombie

Babadee1900:
Bolded part.......WHY?

Bro I wanted to pick up people on the road o but something happened. I parked to pick up 3 elderly men who flagged me that they were going to Lagos. Turned out those guys were their union leaders who were agitated that private cars should stop picking people. they almost held me bound sef. Until I told them i am a Health worker with my Covid pass �. I later gave them 200naira to buy gin

they started giving advice on how people picked up armed robbers on the road. I should be careful bla bla bla . I just vex blow my off comot jare. to avoid stories that touch

invectives:
What Kinda fuel guzzler u driving?? phew!!!

the thing sef tire me o. 2.4L Camry 06 ....

Help me celeberate my newbie record. My first day on Uber. My chiefs, hope say I try? �