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Crime › Re: Midwife Steals Newborn Baby In Ogun, Replaces With A Dead One (Video) by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:51pm On May 30, 2017

Adeyemi Olabuisi

Why did you kill an innocent baby ??

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Politics › Re: EFCC Seizes George Turnah's House At 2A9 CITEC Estate, Abuja(photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:45pm On May 30, 2017

oviejnr:
Before you type your gibberish, all those who looted our treasure will know no good. No sleep for the wicked and thieves.

What will happen to the person that looted your brain when you were busy smoking crack ??

Lol

I was joking

I know you don't do drugs but you drink moonshine

Politics › Re: EFCC Seizes George Turnah's House At 2A9 CITEC Estate, Abuja(photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:38pm On May 30, 2017

Frustrated people

Everyone knows that EFCC is the biggest joke in the history of mankind

Click the like button if you agree with me

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Politics › Re: Video: Former President Jonathan Is Broke EX-PDP Youth Leader Deji by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:32pm On May 30, 2017

profhezekiah:
Dat shows U are sick

Yes
I'm sick of your goat face

Politics › Re: Video: Former President Jonathan Is Broke EX-PDP Youth Leader Deji by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:25pm On May 30, 2017

profhezekiah:
Did U smoke gum

No

I smoked your brain

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Inaugurates Nigeria Industrial Policy And Advisory Council (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:16pm On May 30, 2017

Osibanjo inaugurates the Nigeria Industrial Policy and Competitiveness Advisory Council with his badluck

Politics › Re: Video: Former President Jonathan Is Broke EX-PDP Youth Leader Deji by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:13pm On May 30, 2017

I will rather be broke than to be sick (bedridden) with an unknown life threatening sexual transmitted disease

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Celebrities › Re: Efe Visits Solomon Dalung, Minister Of Sports (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:58pm On May 30, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:
Please I have only 3 questions to ask.

1. What happened to Solomon Dalung's khaki and red beret?

2. Doesn't Efe's elder brother Michael have any other meaningful thing to do with his life outside following Efe?

3. Who can ascertain if Efe has successfully treated the body odour his fellow housemates complained bitterly about?

4. Who can answer all 3 of my questions?

When did they talk about him having body odor ??

Politics › Re: Resign If You Love Nigeria, Fayose Tells Buhari by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:52pm On May 30, 2017

[quote author=Newbiee post=57033315]What Buhari has changed in 24 months

Politics › Re: Chaplain: Lagos CAN Backs Ambode, Says Sack In Order by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:44pm On May 30, 2017

They were brave enough to sack a pastor ??

I see why God is punishing Nigerian politicians heavily

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Politics › Re: Resign If You Love Nigeria, Fayose Tells Buhari by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:43pm On May 30, 2017

BlackAfrican:
Maybe they were mourning you or someone close to you. Go and pray over your life.

They were holding the picture of your mother

Maybe, it was your mother's birthday

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Politics › Re: Resign If You Love Nigeria, Fayose Tells Buhari by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:34pm On May 30, 2017

~~Yar'adua~~ Buhari, please, don't resign

I had a dream last night, people were wearing black clothes and they were crying

I want that dream to come to fulfilment

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Celebrities › Re: Hannah Turay, Kanu Ogbonna's Baby Mama Reacts: 'Leave Me And My Kids' by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:33pm On May 30, 2017

Somebody is seriously jealous

She needs milk and cookies

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Celebrities › Re: Efe Visits Solomon Dalung, Minister Of Sports (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:25pm On May 30, 2017*

He loves going places he's not invited to, is he Buhari's younger brother ??

The 10 thousand naira he won will soon finish and he will start blaming the innocent witches in his village

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Receives Portal For School Feeding Program by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:21pm On May 30, 2017

Kestolove:
that woman gt curves sha

Why are you so thirsty ??

You don't even know the difference between fat and curve

You will remain a virgin till you're 80

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Receives Portal For School Feeding Program by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:20pm On May 30, 2017

Scam loading 75%

Time to loot another $300 billion, it seems the $800 billion they looted in the name of importing cow food don finish

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Reacts To Audio Tape With Akon Ikpeme Released By Sahara Reporters by IhateAfonjas(m): 5:09pm On May 30, 2017

ISpiksDaTroof:
How? Please teach us how you got your hands on this awesome technology but can't even get yourself something as easy as electricity, good roads and clean drinking water.

I swear you Nigerians are probably the most ignorant sets of blacks on this planet today.

Electricity ?? Guess how we recharge our phones and computers in Nigeria, we travel to the USA, recharge our phones and then come back to Nigeria

Good roads ?? Yeah, we drive our Ferraris, Lamborghini, Range Rovers and other expensive cars on dirt roads

Clean water, Guess what we drink instead of clean water , we drink cow urine

Your mother should have swallowed your father's sperm instead of taking it in her stinky pusssy

Anything else you wanna get off your chest ?? You little biitch

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Reacts To Audio Tape With Akon Ikpeme Released By Sahara Reporters by IhateAfonjas(m): 5:04pm On May 30, 2017

ISpiksDaTroof:
How? Please teach us how you got your hands on this awesome technology but can't even get yourself something as easy as electricity, good roads and clean drinking water.

I swear you Nigerians are probably the most ignorant sets of blacks on this planet today.

Nigerians the most ignorant sets of blacks on this planet
That's what you're mother said when i told her i can't eat her pusssy because her pusssy stinks like rotten fish

I hope you get cancer of the anus next time your father bangs your booty hole

NYSC › Re: NYSC To Post Youth Corpers To Farms by IhateAfonjas(m): 3:37pm On May 30, 2017

Why not post them to sambisa Forest to join the Boko boys

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Politics › Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by IhateAfonjas(m): 3:34pm On May 30, 2017

curiositymaster:
I don't mean to raise an argument bro, but do you have an idea how big the Sambisa forest is?

Yeah

So big that 3 fighter jets can not comb it in more than 70 years

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Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Gives Out His N3.5M Rolex At Real Deal Experience In Aba by IhateAfonjas(m): 3:08pm On May 30, 2017

MrMcJay:
He bought a genuine one and 3 replicas. Guess the one he's gave out?

You sold him the replicas ??

Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Gives Out His N3.5M Rolex At Real Deal Experience In Aba by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:56pm On May 30, 2017

SalamRushdie:
Abeg thar watch is a knock off , the are on your two accredited dealer of Rolex in Lagos and Malivehood is not one

Malivelihood is not an authentic Rolex dealer ??

Goodbye

Politics › Re: Oil Block Revocation By President Buhari Causes Controversies by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:53pm On May 30, 2017

DonCortino:
what will they do aside destroying their own environment n homes!

And kill the Nigeria army

Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Gives Out His N3.5M Rolex At Real Deal Experience In Aba by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:32pm On May 30, 2017*

Davash222:
Made in Aba watch given to Chukwudi in Aba.

You shouldn't be talking about Rolex watch because you don't own one and will never own one

He bought the watch from Malivelihood

Fake watch buster confirmed the authenticity

Try again

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Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Gives Out His N3.5M Rolex At Real Deal Experience In Aba by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:32pm On May 30, 2017

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Politics › Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:28pm On May 30, 2017

iamDaisy:
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rbp.gif

Politics › Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:17pm On May 30, 2017

iamDaisy:
kikiki at least i have a brain, if you had one, you would know that its not possible for my brain to be inside my big ass.

Dude

Come on

What's the noise about big ass ??

Isn't that where shiit comes out from ??

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Reacts To Audio Tape With Akon Ikpeme Released By Sahara Reporters by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:13pm On May 30, 2017

Buhari

Try again

This time, try harder

You know the type of people who would believe this ??
APC zombies

Everyone knows you can change your voice to sound like another person

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Politics › Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:07pm On May 30, 2017

iamDaisy:
Almost 200 released already, at least we can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Your brain is in your ass

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Politics › Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:06pm On May 30, 2017

Ijaya123:
But you cannot say the same of GEJ. What a tragedy.

Yes, because Goodluck Jonathan killed Nigeria

During his tenure

Fuel was 20 naira per gallon

$1 was 500 naira

No jobs

No electricity

Hunger was killing everyone

He also formed and sponsored Boko Haram

I love you so much because you're naturally dumb

Politics › Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:01pm On May 30, 2017

Ijaya123:
It clearly shows the one that is clueless and incompetent.

Yes

Buhari is very smart, hardworking and determined

I love people with dead brain

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