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Music/Radio / Re: 2Face - Holy Holy (Video) by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:41am On Jun 02, 2017
aleeyus:
Holy stupid

Not as stupid as Buhari

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Music/Radio / Re: 2Face - Holy Holy (Video) by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:40am On Jun 02, 2017
The guy above me is high on indomie

Amazing and legendary song as usual from my mentor 2face aka Buhari's nightmare

He's the only person who cares about Nigerians

Always reminding our good for nothing leaders how evil and useless they are

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Crime / Re: Five Arrested As Police Foil Multiple Bank Robberies In Lagos (photo) by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:38am On Jun 02, 2017
EvilMetahuman:
Others include, Samuel Chinedu, 30 also known as Hit Man Native Of Ika North Delta State, Ikechukwu Samuel innocent of Isiagwu Village of Abia State who is a security man in one of the targeted banks.

Where did you pull out​ those names from ?? Your unwashed ass ??

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Health / Re: 6 Popular Myths About Exercises by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:37am On Jun 02, 2017
Asj001:
smelling like goat because they don't exercise?

You forgot swallowing food and getting fat
Health / Re: 6 Popular Myths About Exercises by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:36am On Jun 02, 2017
Godwin39918:
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Why can't you implement your tricks/winning methods and get all the money by yourself instead of sharing your secret to people who would take all the money

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Has Lowest Crime Rate In Nigeria- Police by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:31am On Jun 02, 2017
omobabaonibaba:




your joblessness grievance should be direct to the FG and not to an individual or to my region


no Yoruba cause your present predicament that made u to be splitting all thread


your frustration on hating afonja won't stop your hopeless living but face work and stop seeing drugs as your way to succeed


wasted son of an hopeless region

Do you eat Amala and Ewedu (hydraulic soup) ??
Health / Re: 6 Popular Myths About Exercises by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:25am On Jun 02, 2017

I hate people who don't exercise

They just sit down and keep swallowing food, getting fat and smelling like goat ass

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Crime / Re: Five Arrested As Police Foil Multiple Bank Robberies In Lagos (photo) by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:21am On Jun 02, 2017
badnigga666:
Your stupidity and idiotism is unlimited... No wonder you people wake your parents up with feet... Animal in human skin...

I will wake your neck up with my feet
Politics / Re: Vegetable Seller's Gift To Osinbajo In Calabar (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:19am On Jun 02, 2017

What an insult

His vegetable president is bedridden in London and she had the audacity to give this mere commissioner some vegetables

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Conferred With Highest Chieftaincy Title In Calabar By Obong Of Calabar by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:19am On Jun 02, 2017
yrex01:
go buy rope n hang ur cef #weyre

How do you know my name ??

My full name is weyre Afonja
Politics / Re: Ekiti Has Lowest Crime Rate In Nigeria- Police by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:07am On Jun 02, 2017
omobabaonibaba:





your life had go beyond destruction. u are more or less like a living dead


point one motive that made u think u are living soul. just one reason?


you're as loss as a market mad man

Do you want me to forgive you ??
Business / Re: Dollar Crashes To N368/$1 by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:57am On Jun 02, 2017
Welcomme:
U are a clown.
I mostly look forward to ur funny and off point post.

Lol
Politics / Re: Ekiti Has Lowest Crime Rate In Nigeria- Police by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:56am On Jun 02, 2017
omobabaonibaba:





feel free and ready to join her soonest. she must have been missing u. I know she will be glad to enjoy more of it

goodluck on your journey and say me well to all our past heroes

I will not join her

My shovel will join her

I will unearth her with my shovel, that's the only thing that would meet her

Did you cry when she killed herself ?? I know you did, you really do miss her early morning sex

Hahahaha

I'm destroying your life, why can't you take a loss ??
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Conferred With Highest Chieftaincy Title In Calabar By Obong Of Calabar by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:51am On Jun 02, 2017

They gave her a chieftaincy title ??

I regret being from Calabar

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Calabar Monorail (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:51am On Jun 02, 2017
omobabaonibaba:




cyborg cheesy what did u just do now?

I swear 80% of you using fake monikers are rather monkey, geek or rehab candidate

Sorry, i thought i was talking to your father who is a donkey, i never knew i was talking to his monkey son
Politics / Re: Ekiti Has Lowest Crime Rate In Nigeria- Police by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:49am On Jun 02, 2017
omobabaonibaba:




unfortunately she's in the grave. ready to consult her immediately

Wow

I will love to get a blowjab from her skeletal empty skull and bust a nut in her rotten mouth

This is a warning to you

Anytime you come for me again, i will destroy you like i always do

I'm sorry about your mother, she was a good head, her head game is so bomb, i call her Boko Haram

I'm not happy, she took my sperm in her stomach to the grave
Travel / Re: Accident Along Enugu/Port Harcourt Expressway, Victims Rushed To FMC Umuahia by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:44am On Jun 02, 2017
HRHMcKaydaKing:


I laugh at people with chicken brain like you.

I envy intelligent people like you with good brain who believes that there's a God in heaven who allows people to have accidents and then heals them afterwards

I envy your intelligence and smartness
Business / Re: Dollar Crashes To N368/$1 by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:42am On Jun 02, 2017
Welcomme:
I thought u once said u dont believe in God?

God ??

Karma is a God

Evil wish is a God too
Religion / Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:39am On Jun 02, 2017

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of mankind

I'm not that stupid to let a brain washing religion created by the white men to ruin my marriage

She can choose/switch to any religion she wants, i don't care as far as she's not bugging/trying to convert me with her religion

She can switch to snake religion or start worshipping lizards, i don't give a flying and running fucck

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Crime / Re: How Traditional Ruler Ordered Police Inspector To Be Buried Alive by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:23am On Jun 02, 2017

Nigerian police ??

Am i the only one who doesn't feel sorry for them ??

Mention any good policeman, i will wait

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Orders Reopening Of N-Power Job Portal by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:21am On Jun 02, 2017

Acting mere commissioner orders reopening of N-Power job portal for more scam

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede Looks Pregnant (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:20am On Jun 02, 2017
BigBrother9ja:

You should ignore the dolt
Afonja (Ihateafonjas) is an individual and not a name of any tribe.
The osu-alusi people are just frustrated souls

Amala and Ewedu swallowing pig
Politics / Re: Ekiti Has Lowest Crime Rate In Nigeria- Police by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:19am On Jun 02, 2017
omobabaonibaba:





consult your doctor, this is a symbol of insanity

I will consult your mother.

She knows how to cure my insanity (ere.ction) with her mouth
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Calabar Monorail (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:18am On Jun 02, 2017
omobabaonibaba:




this life can be so funny. I wonder how a man with affected mental faculty tried to perform brain hypothesis on others


consult your surgeon

Sorry, i don't talk to monkeys
Travel / Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:17am On Jun 02, 2017
jenigurl:


Hahahahaha
Total bullshit
You can't ever in a million years compare the standard of life a homeless person lives in Europe or America to that of most Nigerians.
Who are you fooling ?
Dude better travel and stop sulking, Nigeria is way backward , uncivilized and the poverty index here is astronomical.

Most homeless people you see in the states either ran themselves aground or are addicts who despite rehab always succumb to the lul of drugs.
Some are degenerate gamblers who lost everything .
Stop sounding naive ...
Yeah everywhere in the states isn't Paradise but you are talking of a 95 -5% split.
That's a country that works everything works , from police, to paramedics , to firemen, to banking, what the hell are you saying?
Better get your facts straight or take a vacation
Smh

Sorry, i don't talk to fat ugly girls
Have a nice day
Business / Re: Dollar Crashes To N368/$1 by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:16am On Jun 02, 2017

Thank God
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Date A Lady With So Much Tattoos Like This? (viral Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:23pm On Jun 01, 2017
Nns
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Shows Off Her Pierced Tongue As She Stuns In New Photos by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:20pm On Jun 01, 2017

For those of you who don't know why women Pierce their tongue

* If a girl who pierced her tongue gives you a blow jab grin with her pierced tongue, you're​ dead

She will suck the demon out of your brain

Tboss, your olosho ministry is moving forward, more saliva to your mouth

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Quick Recovery Letter From A Nigerian Man In UK (Pics) by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:19pm On Jun 01, 2017

Buhari receives a quick recovery letter from a baby elephant

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