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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Beneficiaries Share Experiences by IhateAfonjas(m): 1:53pm On May 30, 2017
Lekewatt:
go back to school kid, having an internet connected phone does'nt mean u are intelligent. No wonder that idiot sheperd of urs wants to lead u all to d GUILLOTINE..........u guys lack brain to think.........happy sit-at-home day.......u guys should have made it 6months na..

Anything else you want to get off your chest ??

You cry like a little biitch

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Politics / Re: DSS Hands Over 82 Freed Chibok Girls To Women Affairs For Rehabilitation by IhateAfonjas(m): 1:41pm On May 30, 2017

Chibok girls kidnap is the greatest scam in the history of mankind

If you believe this, you might as well believe that my goat just gave birth to an elephant

Goodluck Jonathan bombed sambisa Forest 7 times, searched everywhere for the girls but couldn't rescue a single one of them

Buhari spent only 3 months in office, didn't bomb sambisa Forest and miraculously rescued all the girls grin

Where were they all these years ?? Shekau lodged them in Eko hotel or were they in that same Sambisa Forest our Nigerian Army raided about 50 times, carried out about 20 airstrikes on

They rescued the girls that were kidnapped 5 years ago from notorious Boko Haram that would even kill an innocent goat because they're blood thirsty bastards

Where were they rescued from ?? Sambisa Forest ?? Shekau just freed them because he's now a pastor ??

You mean to tell me that these girls were kidnapped 5 years ago, kept in captivity ?? Why do they look healthier than all of the Boko Haram boys, Omenka, Ngeneukwenu and Buhari put together

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Beneficiaries Share Experiences by IhateAfonjas(m): 1:37pm On May 30, 2017
Lekewatt:
na who dey do u? Not being a graduate or having one as friend, foe or family members doesn't mean others are not benefitin na.



Modified............oops! I forgot that u intend writing common entrance to the school of the................

University ?? Something your mom haven't been to

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Phones / Re: 6 Reasons Not To Use Your Phone In Bed At Night by IhateAfonjas(m): 1:33pm On May 30, 2017

1 reason why you should use your phone in bed at night

* You need to shine your pipe so you can sleep

Don't go to sleep with a full fuel tank

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Super Eagles Train As Iwobi Joins Team by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:54am On May 30, 2017

Great to see Buhari back in the Super Eagle squad even though he's a shitty defender

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Pictured With Baby Number 3 In Ghana by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:54am On May 30, 2017
Estharfabian:
Well, On behalf of all the Hoes, we say Your Opinion is Irrelevant. grin

we don't exactly give a Jumping fück about what a Bunch of Nitwitted Misogynistic NOTHINGS think about Us.. smiley
Bitch sit down, Be humble!


I see you listen to Kendrick Lamar

Misogynistic ?? Yet you run to men every hour of the day to get stuffed with dicks

You cock Loving goat face

I hope you get infected next time you Bleep your older brother

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Pictured With Baby Number 3 In Ghana by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:50am On May 30, 2017
ivolt:


No wonder, never knew you as an homo erectus,
it is said that your specie is too dumb to understand
modern human interactions, and that is why your
cavemen colleagues are now extinct.

Your girlfriend/wife is cheating on you

How do i know ?? Because you're an emotional little biitch

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Education / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Your Final Year Project? by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:44am On May 30, 2017

I didn't spend any money

Buhari who is the most intelligent and most educated person on earth did it for me free of charge

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Pictured With Baby Number 3 In Ghana by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:41am On May 30, 2017
Estharfabian:
Well, This Is just what it is... Plain Balderdash! smiley


It's so Easy to Point Your judgemental Fingers At the Ladies but Your misogynistic-Self Left Out the Men! because your Nonexistent Selective amnesia made you forget This simple-Basic anatomy -It takes TWO people to Make a baby!

all these double standards from you guys Is nauseating!
Praise the men, condemn the women! Rubbish!

I love you for standing up for your fellow sluts

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Pictured With Baby Number 3 In Ghana by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:39am On May 30, 2017
ivolt:


How can you not support babymama when you don't have what it takes
to be an husband.

I have a dick, that's the only thing it takes to be a husband

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Crime / Re: 10-Year-Old Girl Engages In Prostitution In Suleja, Caught With 4 Men by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:24am On May 30, 2017

Fake news

Where's the picture of the 10 year old kid ??

I trust my igbo brothers, a family meeting would be held and she would face the music

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Pictured With Baby Number 3 In Ghana by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:58am On May 30, 2017

I support having a Baby mama

Girls of nowadays are not qualified to have as wives

If you know how naturally dumb these our generation girls are, you won't like to have one as a wife

They consider sleeping around their priority

Our mothers are the type of women that deserves that prestigious wife title

Don't disrespect our lovely mothers by giving out a title they worked hard for to these gold mining good for nothing girls

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Politics / Re: Oil Block Revocation By President Buhari Causes Controversies by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:52am On May 30, 2017

Niger Delta Militants will be happy about this

Buhari is gone

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Politics / Re: Oil Block Revocation By President Buhari Causes Controversies by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:48am On May 30, 2017

He can mess with the igbos, threaten them, lock up their leader and nothing will happen

He can mess with the Yorubas and no one will be brave enough to challenge him

He just bought himself​ a brand new 2019 model trouble from Nigeria Delta, those guys don't play over there


Karma is a biitch

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Politics / Re: Atiku - Nigerians Should Be Patient With Buhari, Elect Better Leaders Next Time by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:48am On May 30, 2017
chngebeginwthme:



Is that how you counter arguments? LOL typical wailing zombie..

No he didn't Mastermind the coup, someone else did and Buhari who was at home sleeping when they did the coup he knew nothing about took office

Just like how i will hustle hard, work under the sun, eat only once every two days and i managed to buy a Range Rover SUV and give it to you who was enjoying life, eating 11 times every day while i suffer

You're naturally dumb

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Python And Wild Animal (Genet) Killed By A Security In His Beat Today. by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:10am On May 30, 2017
Jakumo:


Good sir, I don't like stepping into the midst of an argument, but ICE agents are currently deporting numerous Mexicans and other foreign nationals who have lived most of their lives in the US, having crossed the border at Tijuana or El Paso illegally, DECADES ago, in many cases. Families are being broken up as parents are ambushed by ICE agents at home and at work, then spirited off into detention, preparatory to deportation to Mexico, where many have NO family ties at all. Young children and students in high schools and universities, who speak no other language but American English, but who were brought into the US illegally as infants with no valid documents, are also being rounded up and shown the door to Mexico, after a spell in detention in the Arizona desert.

US immigration law is being enforced like never before under the Trump administration, and many people who have lived in the US for as much as 35 years after crossing the border illegally, are getting booted out unceremoniously, after some hard time languishing in ICE detention camps. One does not need to reside in the US to know these FACTS, which are all over the news media of recent.

If you have your valid, current green card, or have become a naturalized US citizen during your stay in the US, then you are cool, BUT, if you are missing both of those vital documents, you need to keep a very, very low profile, lest ICE agents find their way to your door, or ambush you literally at any point during the day. Take her easy, and again I have no desire to offend, but rather to correct the misconception I quoted above from your last post. For the avoidance of doubt, there is NO statute of limitations when it comes to illegal immigration status in today's USA.

Just shut up

You said illegal​ immigrants ??

Well, i wasn't talking about illegal immigrants

If you come to America legally, you will become a US citizen after 5 years

As for the illegal immigrants that crossed the borders and illegally lived in America, no one gives a fucck about them, ICE agents are not after them, how do you plan on deporting 20 million illegal immigrants ??

What warranted the arrest of some of them who have​ lived in the USA for more than 20 years is their criminal records

Once you commit a crime and you're an illegal immigrant, you're fuccked, straight deportation

But if you don't commit any crime, no one would give a fucck about whether you are illegal or not, the police can't stop you and start asking about your immigration status

Don't talk shiit because you always sound retardéd
Crime / Re: Corpse Of Rasaq Bello, Hamburger Who Was Shot Dead (Graphic Pics) by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:50am On May 30, 2017
Alcatraz005:


Idiot, I am a Yoruba christian and I stand with my Yoruba Muslim brothers any day, any time above any divisive and hate filled igbo. Una wailing of marginalization just start. She na dis same Nigeria we dey?

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Crime / Re: Corpse Of Rasaq Bello, Hamburger Who Was Shot Dead (Graphic Pics) by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:28am On May 30, 2017
Alcatraz005:


E no go better for you. Nigeria must split so that igbos can leave our land. See your moniker and you want one Nigeria? Dan boro na shege! Igbos will not rise above where you are in Nigeria! Saudauna don already swear for una say na political wilderness generations upon generations of igbos go dey for Nigeria! Make una fight for una Biafra ooo!

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Crime / Re: Corpse Of Rasaq Bello, Hamburger Who Was Shot Dead (Graphic Pics) by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:06am On May 30, 2017

Good for him

One Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Atiku - Nigerians Should Be Patient With Buhari, Elect Better Leaders Next Time by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:05am On May 30, 2017
chngebeginwthme:



What a deluded brain, Show us proof he mastermind the coup or was part of the coup plotters in 1983 or Ogun kill your entire generations..

Hatred has make you guys so dumb and lack reasoning and reason no man from your region can ever be president of this country because your leaders have brainwashed your brain into hating.. I can bet my life 70-80% of South Westerners will will never vote for any IGBO man.. Also 90% of Northerners will never vote any IGBO man because your guys are so arrogant and we know what you guys will do when you get to power and someone like me will never vote any IGBO man even if that person if Jesus..


Now you said we should mention 2 things LOL your hatred has never make you think corruption have eaten deep into our systems that ordinary tout like Tompolo, Asari Dokubo etc have make billions from it in the past, Dokubo was paid billions of Naira by GEJ and the bastard never site any of his Businesses in Nigeria, I know all his multi billion naira businesses in Cotonou. His schools, Academy etc..

What did Tompolo do with all the billions giving to him other than buying vessel..

What did Diezani do with all the money she stole? any business to employ our graduates? PEJ stash millions of dollars in her account all in the name of enjoying after they left office and build multi billion naira hotels around..

Now tell me how many graduates did GEJ Employs? Do you know how many graduates the N-Power scheme helped even if the pay is small..

All our roads are bad under GEJ, Our securities are corrupt that even if you kill person and have your money no shaking..

Boko Haram take over some part of North and instead of tacking them the bastard order sharing of $2.1billion meant for ammunition's..

Now our roads are having new faces, Go to Lagos/Ibadan Expressway that i know of and i give Kudos to this administration..

Buhari administration blocked importation of some goods so we can diversify, Please how many of those billions think of producing something locally with all the money they stole? None except the likes of Dangote, How many of your families have ever thinking of going into farming? None all you guys think of is office jobs.. bring it on guy i get una time..

Nairaland / General / Re: See The Python And Wild Animal (Genet) Killed By A Security In His Beat Today. by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:03am On May 30, 2017
Eke40seven:

You don't sound too bright and engaging in an intelligent conversation with you might end in futility. You will only resort to insult. It's not as if I won't murder you in the insult game.
If only you were bright enough to know that there are "protected animals" in "unprotected areas". In essence, even if those places are not parks, it's illegal to hunt them.
If only you were bright enough to know that racoons and possums are pests in many areas and population grows to "unhealthy numbers", thus the freedom to kill them. Even government in the US runs programme to remove them and control their population.

I'm sure your replies are definitely coming from a village somewhere. Your illegal house mice filled stomach would soon be deported. No wonder you are wandering around feeding on possums and racoons. Yuck!!

Deported ??

What drugs are you on ?? Stupidity pills ??

If you spend up to 5 years in the USA, you automatically become a US citizen and no one on earth can deport you

Your mother should have swallowed the sperm instead of taking it in her pusssy

Baby elephant, i hope your father gets fuccked to death by a 70 year old olosho

Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:49pm On May 29, 2017
omooba969:


You are an empty head & you know it. On this occasion you are caught by your balls & beaten. grin

I can also see how hard you're trying to save face...chai ! grin

Damage control getting messy. cheesy

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Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:42pm On May 29, 2017
omooba969:


You are still showcasing your folly/mediocrity. SMH cheesy

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Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:36pm On May 29, 2017
Tinolee:
[b]Osibanjo said with 30k u will own a House! What he was saying is that if u can afford to pay 30k monthly for an apartment the federal government will mortgage the house to you until u finish paying the value of the house!
APC is working for the Betterment of this country Nigeria!

I will slap the taste out of your mouth

APC is working for the betterment of your failed brain

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Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:35pm On May 29, 2017
omooba969:


You wanna be wrong & strong, grin MBA NU - recipe for disaster. cheesy

When you & your ilks are caught by the balls, this happens -

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Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:27pm On May 29, 2017
omooba969:


Yet No credible ANSWER. grin

I don't need to give you an answer

The only answer i would give you is

Closing fees, Down payment, HOA, foreclosure

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Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:21pm On May 29, 2017
omooba969:


If you have the required deposit & you are credit worthy, you stand a chance. You must have a steady income as well.

Lastly, your mortgage lender seals the deal.

Now, if you agree with the above - you must be an empty head & a surprising fvcker!

If your position is different or you have anything to add to the above, you are welcome.

By the way, where do you reside? If 9ja, you shouldn't be allowed on this thread cos it's too much of a concept to digest for your likes. cool

Look at this boy telling me what mortgage is

SMH

We're on Nairaland where everybody claims to be something

Well, let me put it to you like this, in real life, we shouldn't be talking

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Health / Re: Nigerian Nursing Assistant Breaks Leg Of 98-year-old Patient, Leading To Death by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:17pm On May 29, 2017
vivypretty:


ur comment is funny
v u been there before?

No, but i watch prison TV shows​ on Netflix and Hulu

If you have Netflix or Hulu, check out lookup raw, women behind bars or Southern justice

Those shows are real, you will see people getting murdered, some getting raped

You don't wanna go to a US prison
Politics / Re: Biafran Jews Mark 50 Years Since Failed Bid For Independence - Times Of Israel by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:07pm On May 29, 2017
adedehinbo:
slowpoke re u so dumb to see that the pics u used is an Igbo pigs swallowing yellow EBA and egbusi mumu

What is egbusi ??

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Properties / Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by IhateAfonjas(m): 11:05pm On May 29, 2017
absoluteSuccess:
Omg!!!!!!!

My home is in the making.

FG una wedon Oooo.

The FG will fail you just like your brain
Health / Re: Nigerian Nursing Assistant Breaks Leg Of 98-year-old Patient, Leading To Death by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:58pm On May 29, 2017
vivypretty:

hahahahaha

Why are you laughing ??

If you know what they will do to him, you will not be laughing

Just 2 days and he will be walking like a duck

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