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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede Looks Pregnant (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:17pm On Jun 01, 2017

She looks like a baby elephant

She can look bloated, we don't give a flying and running fucck

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Has Lowest Crime Rate In Nigeria- Police by IhateAfonjas(m): 10:13pm On Jun 01, 2017

This list is not accurate

Where is Ogun state on that list ??

Ogun state is the only peaceful place on earth

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Travel / Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:49pm On Jun 01, 2017
banmee:


Nooooo. i want to hear about the 30 states. Na so una go de lie upadan for gullible people for Nigeria. grin

Like i said earlier

Goodbye

I have nothing to prove to you

Have a nice day
Travel / Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:45pm On Jun 01, 2017
banmee:


Which country doesn't have issues? Crime, poverty, etc. We are talking about percentages. Anyone you see homeless in America, or poor chose to be like that. Unlike Nigeria where it is almost a guarantee that life will be hard for you. And yeah you been to 30 states in America. grin. Ok. I go bend.

Goodbye, fried brain
Travel / Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:31pm On Jun 01, 2017
banmee:


It is exactly as you see it on television. At least for America. And the people who live in the countryside (not forest), choose to do so. Plus, unlike Nigeria where you destroy nature, America nurtures it. You can't just start cutting or burning trees. You could go to jail for a very long time. America is awesome if you are a legal immigrant. If you are not legal, it is pure hell.

Shut the fucck up

I've been to almost 30 states in the USA over the past 10 years

Enjoy some of the pictures

Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Calabar Monorail (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:30pm On Jun 01, 2017
oviejnr:
hehehe, It takes a normal person to recognise a" mad man" grin

I have an advice for you

Please, don't reproduce
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Calabar Monorail (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:29pm On Jun 01, 2017
profhezekiah:
Maggot infected

Dont hate some1 God has bless

Someone God has blessed ??

I don't know that God blesses people who have caused suffering and hunger to millions of people

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Calabar Monorail (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:14pm On Jun 01, 2017
profhezekiah:
pray that any of ur family bcome an ordinary local government chairman

Idiot

No one in my family will ever go into politics

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Calabar Monorail (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:11pm On Jun 01, 2017
oviejnr:
I should ask u d same, how long have u been mentally stable as well?

Since last year

Hahahaha

You know say na mad people dey call normal people "mad man"
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions Calabar Monorail (Photos) by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:03pm On Jun 01, 2017
Day11:


I hear they eat people in that country Calabarcry

Nojusgud


Calabar is a country ??

Calabar is not even a state

I have a serious question

How long have you been mentally unstable ??

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Crime / Re: Man Steals Lagos Church's Fan To Buy Garri, Rice by IhateAfonjas(m): 9:00pm On Jun 01, 2017
Nsn
Travel / Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:55pm On Jun 01, 2017
sukkot:
ahhhh ok my brother lol. kedu wink

Adim nma

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Romance / Re: In A Relationship Is It Ok To Hit A Woman If…….? by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:54pm On Jun 01, 2017

I've seen women hit men numerous times thinking they can beat men up or stand a chance

I've heard people say that if a woman can throw hands,
she needs an ass whopping ( rule of don't touch if you don't want to get hit)

I've heard women say that they love and enjoy being hit by their boyfriends/husbands​

My advice is, don't beat women

They're not a match, they're​ too soft and delicate

You can kill a woman with one punch

Hitting women is like hitting a rat, both are weaklings​

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Travel / Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:51pm On Jun 01, 2017
sukkot:
why do you hate afonja ?

I don't hate Afonjas​

It's just for fun, i use my account to torment some of their lunatics here on Nairaland, i love well behaved Afonjas but i hate the tribalistic ones
Travel / Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:46pm On Jun 01, 2017
erico2k2:

nah your own you talk so, people will always move, only the strong survive, as far as £1=500 men go always cross
the worst part of Europe is way better than teh best part of Africa and thats the sad truth, where is your president today?

Shut up

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Agriculture / Re: Our Ginger Farm In Kaduna South by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:42pm On Jun 01, 2017
MMMscam:
Nairaland Professional Farmers:


Where's the best region to setup a farm in Nigeria, both cash crops and animal farming respectively, in terms of productivity (yield, sustainability etc) and security - North or SouthWest?

North
Travel / Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:34pm On Jun 01, 2017

Why do people take deadly risk just to go to Europe ??

People are just foolish

The Europe and America they show you on TV is not the real Europe, your​ mindset will change once you go to Europe

These are lazy people who wants it so urgently

This is the price you pay for foolishness

God will punish our leaders

I can't believe that people would leave the richest continent on earth to go to Europe, our leaders will never go unpunished

Don't even talk about development, i guess you haven't been to Kenya, Nigeria, Tanzania, South Africa, Mauritania, Egypt, Morocco and many other countries

Not everywhere in America is developed, people still live in forest in America

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Travel / Re: Accident Along Enugu/Port Harcourt Expressway, Victims Rushed To FMC Umuahia by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:34pm On Jun 01, 2017
Amirullaha:
May God in his infinite mercy heal them!!!

You mean God that allowed them to have an accident ??

God doesn't exist

Wake up, my little brain friend

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Agriculture / Re: Our Ginger Farm In Kaduna South by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:23pm On Jun 01, 2017

How do you keep thieves from harvesting your gingers because i see your farm is located in the desert far away from where people live

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Family / Re: Joe Abah Gives Men Tips On How To Treat Their Wives by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:23pm On Jun 01, 2017
miblolo:
Not in Nigeria

Not in Nigeria ?? Where ??
Family / Re: Joe Abah Gives Men Tips On How To Treat Their Wives by IhateAfonjas(m): 8:00pm On Jun 01, 2017

You can't satisfy or please a woman

Women don't know what they want

Buy 5 private Jets for a woman, next minute, she would want a wheelbarrow

She will tell you she wants a God fearing, tall, handsome and intelligent man, she finds him, the next minute, she will start complaining that he's too soft for her

You give her some days off from cooking so she can not be too stressed, she will start accusing you of not wanting to eat her food because you have another woman you enjoy her food

Good luck trying to please women, you will go insane soon

Steve wonder who is a blind man divorced​ his wife of many years, my brother you can never ever satisfy a woman

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Properties / Re: Ernest Azudialu Obiejesi's Nestoil Tower, Lagos (Video And Photo Documentry) by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:55pm On Jun 01, 2017

We own Lagos
Politics / Re: Umahi: Infrastructure Revolutionist Master by IhateAfonjas(m): 2:25pm On Jun 01, 2017
zxcvb:


Guy are u mad? Are u cursed? Why display folly? Guy u must be stupid for displaying this irritating and disgusting pic ?

Jeez what do u gain from all these? Are u being paid by nairaland for this nonsense.

I have being noticing u for sometime and to think that u have not been banned from this forum says so much about how insensitive the mods are...

Stupid idiot with a cursed brain

Oh
My lovely​Afonja brother is crying

You need milk, little biitch

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Politics / Re: Umahi: Infrastructure Revolutionist Master by IhateAfonjas(m): 1:34pm On Jun 01, 2017

Bad news for our Amala and hydraulic soup eating brothers up west

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Education / Re: 13 Evils Of Boarding School, Why You Must Raise Your Children From Home by IhateAfonjas(m): 1:27pm On Jun 01, 2017

I've told you to stop doing drugs

This is the most brain damaging thread I've read in my life

You wasted my precious time trying to read and comprehend this fuckery, i need my 5 minutes back

Believe this rubbish at your own detriment

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Romance / Re: Man Grabs Fiancee's Bum In Pre-Wedding Photo. See Reactions by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:33am On Jun 01, 2017
blesoh:

No be slang wey I learn here lol, why u just de provoke

No

That's not a slang, it's called Ebonics

People who are not educated and are worthless are the ones who uses those Ebonics

Mainly uneducated Americans

What is you doing
Where is you going
We was at home
Is you mad

I hate Ebonics
Phones / Re: How Much Data Did You Use On Your Phone In May 2017? by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:25am On Jun 01, 2017

This is 2017

Do people still use data on their phones ??
Career / Re: Office Politics: Must You Play? by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:21am On Jun 01, 2017

If i don't play office politics, i may lose my job

If i lose my job, i will not be able to provide for my family

If i can't provide for my family, will you do it for me ??

I will never engage in politics that would harm anyone or stop anyone from having a job, i will only manipulate the boss who is 100 times richer than me

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Politics / Re: President Buhari In Competent Hands In London – Lai Mohammed by IhateAfonjas(m): 7:08pm On May 31, 2017

Assured Nigerians that the president is in competent hands ?? Like we give a flying and running fucck

He can be in shaky hands, we don't give a rat ass

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