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[color=#9900ff]Indifferent sometimes. Sometimes they act like they have no idea, besides i don't think many people dare talk about such to them. Sometimes they are resigned to such things, like it's how things are supposed to be.[/color]

mbulela:
my cousin is a close friend of one of such kids.
He was yabbing the gal(guy) about his father's looting tendencies.
The girl (boy) shot back, "before nko, if it is your father would he do any different?Please leave all this talk and let's go have a drink"

[color=#9900ff]True[/color]

Epiphany:
I know a lot of them and believe me, they dont feel a thing. If they do, they know how to hide their feelings very well. A lot of times too, they actually move around with each other, i guess birds of a feather flock together. That is why you find a lot of them marrying each other, doing business with each other and generally attending the same parties, functions, universities, schools, etc.

[color=#9900ff]True[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Ahahahahaha aswerigawd, una no go kill me [/color]

[color=#9900ff]^^I like the last stunt before she was captured. The stairs thing [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Going by the pics, i prefer Linda.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Why do you think people were drooling over his Armani underwear Ads? [/color]

OMO IBO:
Certain words and phrases Nigerians use make me cringe.
Bigboy and 'swagga' are part of them.

[color=#9900ff]Ding ding ding![/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes! And i liked it so
People like wahala. Getting into relationships because they don't know how to be alone or they have always been a 'couple' so not being a 'couple' is not right in the eyes of their society.

I'm thinking of being alone for atleast two days [/color]

MrsEve:
Why do men have harder time accepting rejections than women? There is a phrase that a man's ego is so fragile that you can blow it to pieces. Do you believe that to be true ladies?

Have you ever been rejected by a man or woman in your life? How did you react to the rejection?

A friend of mine was rejected by a guy because she wasn't pretty enough in his eyes, he actually tried to approach her sister in her face saying that the beauty fairy must have skipped her which was harsh to tell a woman who clearly likes him.

I also have heard a man tell a woman that she should be lucky a man want her because men don't want hoes they want a lady in the street, but then I thought back was like if she was a ho why would you approached her? Why do boys call women ugly or trashy AFTER BEING REJECTED?

[color=#9900ff]Yes, the ego is fragile and in some cases as brittle as eggshells.
People become cruel when hit with pain. It's human nature. [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Aahahahahaha oh dear lawd! Wey my BB? I no go die with laff. Naijans tufia [/color]

kokoye:
Man to woman:

You wan chop, or you don chop, you want more abi you don belleful

[color=#9900ff]I like


@Topic
I tend to like the direct approach. An ex of mine started with 'I want you'
I don't like cliche or sugarcoated stuff. Give it to me straight and i'll think about it. If you start the normal toasting way, i'm sorry my mind will go blank before you finish one sentence from sheer boredom[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Lol well me i'd rather be the ashawo of someone i like than the iyawo of someone who repulses me [/color]

[color=#9900ff]LOTR[/color]

[color=#9900ff]I now know why i initially thought Spartacus was an HBO production.
The CEO and president of Starz was the former CEO and Chairman of HBO.
I think i will like Starz [/color]

1.  Is there anyone on NL list you would have intimacy with?
[color=#9900ff]Nope[/color]

2.  Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
[color=#9900ff]All three[/color]

3.  Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
[color=#9900ff]Nope[/color]

4.  Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
[color=#9900ff]No[/color]

5.  Shower or bath while having sex?
[color=#9900ff]Both[/color]

6.  Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
[color=#9900ff]Agressive[/color]

7.  Do you love someone on NL?
[color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]

8.  Love or Money?
[color=#9900ff]Neither[/color]

9.  Credit cards or cash?
[color=#9900ff]Cash[/color]

10.  Have you ever wanted a best friend?
[color=#9900ff]Nope[/color]

11.  Camping or a 5 star hotel?
[color=#9900ff]Camping[/color]

12.  Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
[color=#9900ff]Hehe [/color]

13.  Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
[color=#9900ff]No but who knows? [/color]

14.   Have you ever been to a strip club?
[color=#9900ff]Yea, i'm a guys kinda girl. . .it's inevitable[/color]

15.  Ever been to a bar?
[color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]

16.  Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
[color=#9900ff]Technically No. . .but i had to leave because of my associates[/color]

17.  Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
[color=#9900ff]Not from drinking [/color]

18.  Had sex in a movie theater?
[color=#9900ff]No[/color]

19.  Had sex in a bathroom?
[color=#9900ff]He has one in his house [/color]

20.  Have you ever had sex at work?
[color=#9900ff]No[/color]

21.  Ever been to an adult store?
[color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]

22.  Bought something from an adult store?
[color=#9900ff]A gag for a cousin [/color]

23. Have you been caught having sex?
[color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]

24.  Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
[color=#9900ff]No[/color]

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
[color=#9900ff]No[/color]

26.  Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
[color=#9900ff]Could care less.[/color]

kokoye:
I wonder how those dirty mad ladies all over lagos carrying babies around got pregnant

[color=#9900ff]Bahahahahaha

Na everyday these yeye people dey come talk rubbish. Just giving good men a bad name.
Starting from grade one is too good for some of you. [/color]

[color=#9900ff]CM, you no remember say blue goat, wings of dragon etc dey list? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Sleep[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Oh no you didn't   Heavyweight ke.  Batman is the best of the JL team.  Not even the martian can outwit him.  As a non power endorsed hero, he's above them
Ughh sometimes, the X-men can be soooo sloppy.  That's why i say Wolverine is the best chance.  Maybe it has something to do with his age and experience, or maybe its just simply his animal instincts.  Jean Grey is a weakling jare.  One of my worse Xmen.  But Phoenix on the other hand is another thing.  I reckon storm too has a chance.  Rogue, hmmm strong yes, but not enough experience. [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Long tory ooo [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I like 'The Originals'. . .they remind me of the original family in Moonlight.
Kinda similar with how the stake worked on Elijah[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Batsy! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Passing to bombay eh [/color]

CrazyMan:
None so far my love.

I've spent all my money and charms trying to win your heart and you're yet to become mine.

[color=#9900ff]Na because i belong to many others [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Lower to where? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Awww thanks Even after all this time, the band still cracks me up

How many other hearts has the shrine won for you? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Chicago Cheesecake. Lawdy am i in heaven! [/color]

CrazyMan:
Iice what's up longest time;

[color=#9900ff]CM, hey I dey ooo, missing your band though
How have you been?[/color]

snthesis:
wat do u do for fun oda dan being a couch potato, sleeping , shopping for shoes ,

[color=#9900ff]I swim, i hike, take road trips etc. Thinking of picking up sailing[/color]

[color=#9900ff]na u sabi. Me i only look forward to sleeping.

Yup, i prefer to sit in my rocker [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Hmmm nothing is wrong psychologically with men who sleep around even after having everything at home.  Balderdash[/color]

[color=#9900ff]is it now? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Well you can sleep later
Hectic too though my week is not over contrary to NL schizos' residents [/color]

mukina2:
my loffss

laydee the thing nor wan gree do

[color=#9900ff]Sorry loff [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Nosferatu. I'm been told he's forbidden[/color]