₦airaland Forum

chukz4real:
NL, na so one gal wey I meet for yahoo sey im one visit PH during Gov. Omehia time wey Ph rough. I sey ok, she don tell me how she fine reach sha. Dat evenin wey she show from Benin, I no fit c her because of the curfew. D following mrning she call me sey she dey for Greener Line bus terminal 4 Waterlines, I sey make I go by Okada to save time. I dey call her on phone tinkin sey I dey go c one cute gal like dat. When I finally locate dis gal eh, no b small ting. She no ugly ooo, she wowo pas wetin I no know. She b want make I stay small with her make she carry me form, I angrily drop small cash 4 her hand. If una c d kain speed wey I take remove 4rm the park eh?

I bin dey tink sey I go c somebody lie Iice, Spikedcylinder, Sasha, Starstruck I no no sey na juju. How many NL' una don even c face to face sef?

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Beauty they say na in the eye of the beholder [/color]

mohawkchic:
~Custard Cream

[color=#9900ff]Awww mehn, now i will be craving this

@Topic
Graham crackers[/color]

ikamefa:
huh?  twinny nor be mee? "  "

_{i go vex oh! by the way only the that thing starting with a p can solve this our fight oh!}

[color=#9900ff]Twinny of course na you na

_{i dey send one jug over, nor vex eh} [/color]

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[color=#9900ff] Until i chop i no dey wash ooo

Yes na, she dey here [/color]

[color=#9900ff]You don give me food wey i go wash bowl?

I speak baby k's lingo [/color]

[color=#9900ff]LOL i know, i felt that way when heroes ended. . .thank goodness True blood starts on sunday

Yeah they canceled it. . .Josh (the creator) was pissed but that's the life in hollywood Some survive, some dont[/color]

[color=#9900ff]But i wan help na

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kevoh:
Yeah,I hope they renew supernatural for season 6, I've seen only the first episode of Mental, I'm going to give it a 5 episodes trial, If it doesn't work for me I'll close that chapter,

Just started burn notice season 3 and episode 13 brothers and sisters

[color=#9900ff]Me too!

MC season 2 of TSCC is more interesting, too bad they canceled it[/color]

Okwyjesus:
l picked my degree living in the refeegue camp called hostel, l love my alma mater and l will not disgrace them in this public place but it was horrible especially the toliet end. l will not forget the day my leg mistakely deep into the toilet bowl while positioning to discharge in my first year, l wash and wash and wash the leg wishing it is possible to cut the leg off and fix new one. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm horrible experience.

[color=#9900ff]LWKMD [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes i go help una eat

I was asleep na [/color]

[color=#9900ff] Yeah we can add that to the movie

Giff me now [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Thinking someone is gonna get it when someone wakes up [/color]

[color=#9900ff]And there are some slaps answered with the same [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I agree with Sistawoman, it depends on the person you are. Certainly doesn't work for me.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Where my own na?

desperadoes unlimited " " [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Na crime to laugh now?

To each his/her own jare [/color]

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Laydee i dey hungry [/color]

smooooooth:
there is absolutely nothing sexy bout tattoos. it just shows you a wild bitch with low self esteem.

[color=#9900ff]Bwahahahahaha [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Hungry for more cheesecakes [/color]

mukina2:
na dirty water the only one i could find around here

laydee my eyes
i see sontin

[color=#9900ff]Werrin you see? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yeah i'm so looking forward to Sherlock Holmes.

Olivia is plain looking? Well so long as she's not supercop/robot. Hah, my bro likes Broyles [/color]

v3nom4eva:
@iice

So u like em bushy. . . chei!?!

Lawd help me

[color=#9900ff]Brows. . .bushy eyebrows man

Thank goodness for Sylar!! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes it matters alot.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]It's the opposite for me [/color]

[color=#9900ff]When you see parts of bees and honeycomb in it [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Ditto What laydee said [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Minas Tirith ~ Howard Shore ft. Ben Del Maestro I need a dose of lotr [/color]

[color=#9900ff]The Healing ~ James Newton Howard[/color]

luxoire:
woaw - what a relief!! for a minute there i had images of thick, black forests in the down below and thought to myself ''she cant possibly LIKE THAT now can ? or can she? - thats why i asked''

[color=#9900ff]Down below where? Abeg no spoil me ooo [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes. . . i just can't remember who [/color]