₦airaland Forum

luxoire:
chei chei dis gurl!!

yeah - it seems we like same things in men usually not a good thing amongst female friends - but i think we aiight

[color=#9900ff]I had to pg it you know
LOL i'm sure we aiight [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Of course. . .we even copy those ones that wear sun glasses at night

Laydee you nor well oo [/color]

luxoire:
his what @iice?? lol - spill gurl

i agree with you - nothing better than nice hands!! hmm

[color=#9900ff]Magic stick [/color]

luxoire:
ohh i forgot to mention

i like NICE FEET - he has nice feet - i dont like no ugle looking feet - or rotten toe nail - nooooooooo

if your lounging around with your coks off in your slippers - i got to want to feel teh urge to massage your feet

[color=#9900ff]I know! Hmmm we seem to have the same fetish [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Sure, we'll make page six together [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Everything He's keeps saying i'm perfect for him just not when my brain starts torching _{like he doesn't like that psheww} Hands men.  .  .he has beautiful long fingers tipped with beautiful nails Just watching those hands erhhh I love the way he smells.  .  .and his erhh Mostly i love how totally crazy he can be and how much he 'gets' me [/color]

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Parry parry. . .which reminds me, i really to put an appearance one of these days [/color]

Deep Soul:

But from what I sha saw from the hostels sha, it wasnt pretty oh! Especially d toilets! oooh smelly  

[color=#9900ff]You wan try? Overflowing. . .i remember we had this building for showering - meant for jss1 to jss5. Seniors were the only ones allowed to bathe outside. And the building will be full of crap, how we manage to bathe in it, i have no idea. . .bombs all over the place. I had enough in my fourth year and started bathing outside or in any dorm that had a shower room. I have been traumatized by dirty toilets [/color]

luxoire:
i think the bombardment - cos it's like blocking up your line and IMPORTANT ppl cant get through

my gramps used to say 'IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES IN ORDER TO AVOID YOUR ENEMIES, YOU WILL MISS YOUR FRIENDS TOO' so for that reaosn i tend to answer unknown numbers - but someitmes you just know

like they will call you 20times with their real number and then after 3mins - a withheld number starts calling you anither 10times - and i'm thinking jeez credit me with some intelligence

[color=#9900ff]I so agree, people wonder why i detest the bombardment, i'm like really every few minutes its a call. . .jeez gimme a break. LMAO i know right, they probably think you don't want to talk to them - which is not far from the truth [/color]

[color=#9900ff]There are rumours of them closing a deal for a 6th season for Jared and Jensen but the Creator of the show only has a deal for 5 seasons I hope they renew his deal for a 6th season.


Anyhoo,
About to start Mental and The Listener


Eric is coming backkkkkkkkkkk [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Awww

Abeg i nor dey wash ooo. . . i nor get power anymore

Awww blue [/color]

luxoire:
you don't say!! - but then you have those that do the whole missed call thing - so i give you my number - but it's only so that i can save your NUMBER TO AVOID YOUR CALLS cos the caller id will show its you again

lol

[color=#9900ff]I don't know which is more annoying, the missed calls (flashing) or the bombardment. Hahaha, that's true. . .i on the other hand rarely answer if the name is not registered and even when i answer, you will hear the irritation in my voice. . . [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Awww baby k looks in white

I nor giff again, i dey go find laundry man

Haba she chop her vitamins na, liff am make she enjoy small [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I was thrilled to go to boarding school.  Didn't understand why people were crying when i got to the compound.  My dorm was one of those that had six rooms in the building, so four people per room.  I was in that dorm till about ss5 when some dolt changed the arrangement and sent me to the dorm that is just open with no room.  Just a big room with all the bunks on display.  I tried staying in the dorm for a month but it wasn't for me.  .  .packed my stuff to my friend's dorm until they hand to change my dorm and i was sent to another dorm which was exactly like my first dorm, only it had a storage room, a toilet and a shower room.  Secondary school was fun, i pretty much had it easy even when a lot of people were gunning for me .  I usually always did things my way.  In terms of work, independence, studying.  .  .it wasn't different from home.  .  .but when it came to somethings, oh yeah school made me detest dirty toilets


PS I went to an all girls school thankfully down the road was our brother school where my brothers were. . .that school is notorious and so much fun! They always appeared in our school to cause wahala [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I nor know why all of una just dey bone my clothes

Na exactly the same thing M talk

Liff am now, the little erhhh. . .wants to look angelic na [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Na not really unknown, i tend to tell them i have a crush on them not for them to do anything but just to let them know and after that the feeling evaporates

But i had this crush on this guy or more precisely his brain.  .  .i felt hannibal lecterish around him Thankfully he's as mad i am, so he didn't freak out [/color]

dns:
i do understand this one hooo nairalanders please help me. 4 instance ur girl just call u one telling u that she has no feelings for any man that she want to be alone, and that is just the she feels what do u do, and what does it mean. help hooooo!

[color=#9900ff]What is so hard to understand there? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Liff am na, she wan be like auntie iice in white

You go wash tire

Make i add my own sef to the ones you go wash [/color]

nonaaa:
Hi I feel so weired i almost got killed in a car accident today and dont know how im here i was turning and didnt wait for incoming car i know its stuped but i have no idea how the other car manage to drive in front of me and why i closed my eyes and almost cried when i was ok i dont belive in mericals and i know every thing must have explanition but today was an exeption i wil never forget i will drive wise from now on and i hope i will not die in car accedint i cannot tell my husband im too scard and felt likr talking so thank you for the oppourtuity forgive me crap talk

I have exams on monday and my head feel wiped off if you know any one close to god ask him to help me again like he did today

[color=#9900ff]Thank God oo[/color]

[color=#9900ff] You have no idea [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Sorry loff. . .i get 80, you get 20

You nefa see my oscar winning performance shey? Tell am say na me. . .i go act am for you


Twinnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [/color]

FL Gators:
Am I the only one who thinks the worst paties are Nigerian made ones?

[color=#9900ff]Not the ones i go to But then again i know some really crazy people [/color]

FL Gators:
If you're looking for a bunch of hungry ppl, go to a Nigerian party.

[color=#9900ff]You can't blame us na, we like food I almost got squished once when these humongous men were running to the table to get their poundo [/color]

Diva1:
I accept gifts from everyone and anyone, that's why they are gifts but one gift in particular I would not from any man other than my own man Lingerie or intimates, a no no, i would know he has something in mind.

[color=#9900ff]Some gifts come with strings attached.  .  .they are payments/bribes/entrapment in the guise of gifts [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Ladies night, come see DJ something spin. . .something something. . .free drinks
Don't remember [/color]

Renz:
Ladies in the house, do u prefer a good or bad guy?? ? cos me , am like stock in between

[color=#9900ff]Bad [/color]

Secretz:
I do this one too, A LOT! Great finger exercise.

[color=#9900ff]You sabi correct thing These fingers can work magic now [/color]

[color=#9900ff]LOL exactly what my dad said except for the kosho part . . .i love them now though, but when i was younger it was just funny seeing men wear bell bottoms.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]I suppose it could happen [/color]

IyaKadijat:
This virginity thing seems to be a hot topic in Nairaland-perhaps I'm a little lost because I'm American and most of us give up our virginity on prom night-but is virginity really a big issue past the age of 20 in Nigerian culture?

[color=#9900ff] It's about hope - not necessarily reality.
Read around, you'll see that many children engage in sex.  Talk and actions are necessarily in sync [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Gives you hell ~ All American Rejects[/color]