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[color=#9900ff]Dude why e dey bother you?

I be iice and so?

Yea perfect in your eyes. . .because linear is the only direction for una no? Una no sabi at all[/color]

[color=#9900ff]That time don pass [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Nope. . .
If i'm unhappy i let him know, if i'm attracted to someone, i let him know. If i'm pissed oh boy will he know! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]False for me[/color]

[color=#9900ff]We give you pammy and set you loose [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Come ooo make una stop worrying me with this diet thing

I like the hex

And all those cakes and cookies [/color]

[color=#9900ff]The best part is knowing your mind and heart.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Sounds like the 'I'm independent modern woman but you must pay my bills as the man in the relationship'.
Confused human beings. Always seeking some justification and trying to have their cake and eat it too. Make she come try am for my brothers She go see wei!. She doesn't need to try and justify her bride price. . .no be culture? If the parents ask for so and so amount, and the man wants to and can match it, wetin again? Sales pitch wey no just dey convoluted.
My own? I don't care for bride price for myself. . .happy for those who have it because they want it.
It's enough he wants to marry me. . .with my wahala? Pushing to marry me dey enough.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Na me you wan give food job?

You sure the food go reach your mouth when my belle dey?

Ok i share half with you [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Take sellotape [/color]

[color=#9900ff]If you say be nice i no dey give you chingum ooo [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Found it! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]^^If you haven't seen Gone Baby Gone, try to see it. It's better than The Town but both are really good movies.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Werrin be this? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Kai. . .
Well it's evident when you speak to half of them. Nothing dey head because they didn't work/study for it.
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[color=#9900ff]i think i have some phases. . .there was a time i loved pasta. . .i still do but not as obsessive about it now as i was before.

My favorite food has to be poundo and - not picky about the soup -
There is another food i love. . .very weird food
I have a thing for pastry. As in serious problem
I love fish too and crustaceans [/color]

[color=#9900ff]I would stay because i love him not because i pity him[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Tufia. . .thank goodness i no send family except my brothers.

Nothing like blood is thicker than water in my books. With families like these, who needs enemies [/color]

OAM4J:
Naaa, as evident by each of them's inability to manage you alone. I managed 7 wives peacefully.

You sister is just in her season, you know as it be now during hot weather  

[color=#9900ff]Tales by moonlight.

So you tell yourself you're managing eh

I don't know how it is in hot weather and she's not in her season. She is the season [/color]

[color=#9900ff]As evident by your chicken dance?

Do try again [/color]

OAM4J:
kekekeke, now I sabi how to vex you. 

If you no wan do one morning stand or one afternoon stand, then tell your sister Mukina to double up her effort 

[color=#9900ff]I marry am?

Werrin dey do you man. . .dey marry anyhow nor fit put your household in order

Please go to Eric for lecture [/color]

mukina2:
Johnny is real . .Oj is fictional  

[color=#9900ff]You dey mind am? [/color]

OAM4J:
Wetin sef? Na just to borrow you for one afternoon stand now. 

[color=#9900ff]Nothing like one afternoon stand [/color]

mukina2:
olodo double  

[color=#9900ff]Be nice [/color]

OAM4J:
JOhnny and OJ wetin be the difference? What JO can do, OJ can do better

[color=#9900ff]Dey dream

And it's not JO. . .stop mangling my husband's name [/color]

OAM4J:
I no say you be winch for dark, but i no fear you for daytime. Oya pick the time wey we go do the thing jor, you sef suppose give me one junior  

[color=#9900ff]Tufiakwa!

I only bare Johnny's babies. . .

There is no time to do anything [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Lmao [/color]

OAM4J:
naaa, am not afraid of the dark, I just dont trust you in the dark. So we have to do it under a broad day light  

[color=#9900ff]There is no doing anything at anytime

So you trust me in the light Be wary what you wish for [/color]

mukina2:
yes he is very very afraid of the dark. he sees imaginary aliens in the dark

OAM4J:
I dont trust you in the night, i know say u be winsh, that is why i prefer morning. But if you no like that, lets just have "one afternoon stand"

[color=#9900ff]You dey tell me you're afraid of the dark?

No stand [/color]

OAM4J:
Who doesn't know the trick of making meat disappear from the mouth? I know you trick jor. me sef no want you, who wan live with an alien? just one morning stand is ok.

[color=#9900ff]You know my trick kekekeke

Please don't be mistaking me for your humans. . .you nefa sabi yet

No stand of any hour ok [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Yes[/color]