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xynerise: see this one. . Smh

Like say you no like am

skydeep: .

J12:
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m963ygPRl21revtlmo1_500.gif

Hahahaha!

Ayo, lets not drag this issue

Episode 8

It just looks like people are busy hating on other people here on NL. Trying to bring down other, seeking attention over an offline misunderstanding and what not. Well, that's not all because good things happen on NL and I'm just loving this recent one!

A thread in the Politics section by sammietos on the Ekiti State Government recklesness. Particularly in the bad roads. Wetin carry go there, you dey ask? Omo,na follow-follow o! During a conversation with Mynd I found out that a government official from Ekiti saw the thread and now the same roads are being fixed. Imagine that!

So Mynd is not just an ass-licker and master derailer! My own shock is that he took time from his countless crushes on NL whom he stalks like firestar, gree-die, idowuogbo, Tgirl and Slimyem. Ashewo Oniranu


Not all love stories are painful o! How a beauty like Skydeep can be with an antelope like Xynerise is beyond me The lovely NL couple (is there a couple of the year paegant on NL?) celebrated their wedding anniversary recently, pesin no fit rest. The antekope just dey prance up and down. I shock o! So Xynerise brain set like dis? O ga o!

In Skydeep's words,
"ok. I will share a little about it. You this lady. lol.
When he called me and gave me a key that I should throw it in the garbage, I Knew something was wrong. So I ran out of the room and behold it was my dream car. A brand new 2013 KIA Sportage. I hugged and kissed him and that night was special".

I think we know how special

Here is a picture of the gift, guys feast your eyes well. When you have a good woman for a wife this is how you treat her! You hear,ode!

speedyboi: Na u sabi wetin u dey remember.

I sabi wella!

Dont8 it seems Ayo has dumped you for Speedy o!

Why you confused?

Chuksgeo: @ op I think 9, 11, 13, 14 and 19 shouldnt be in the list

What is your list?

rubi96: Love without language sandra achums nd tarila thompson wonder where that guy is now.

I read sometime ago he took a break from Nollywood and is now making documentaries. I don't know if he plans on returning.

deviduff: Where is 'Rattlesnake' starring okey igwe,nkem owoh,francis duru...? C'mon,that movie should even enter top 10
Onome, mortal inheritance, true confessions, flesh and blood,...

I have edited my post. Yes, Rattlesnake should be on the list

So who is yours then?

Just when you thought Ask Men's Most Desirable Woman of 2012, Jennifer Lawrence, was going to walk away with all the "hot" awards this year, Katy Perry sneaks up from behind and lands the number one spot in Men's Health magazine's 100 Hottest Women of 2013.

The singer, 28, beat out Mila Kunis to take the title, which solidifies her spot as one of Hollywood's sexiest stars. Perry even defeated Men's Health's reigning hottest woman of all-time champion, Jennifer Aniston, who placed fifth on this year's list.

John Mayer is one lucky guy.

Here are some of the other rankings:
2. Mila Kunis
3. Christina Hendricks
4. Jennifer Lawrence
5. Jennifer Aniston
6. Scarlett Johansson
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Beyonce
9. Gisele Bundchen
10. Amber Heard

Then there's...
12. Taylor Swift
17. Blake Lively
36. Charlize Theron
39. Jessica Biel
43. Olivia Wilde
72. Jennifer Lopez
89. Kristen Stewart

OK! Magazine gave their reasons why they loved that Katy Perry won this:
1) She's been working for this her whole life
2) She embraces being a girl, and she might not ever grow up
3) She doesn't hide the ugly side of fame
4) She does what she wants

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/05/katy-perry-hottest-woman-mens-health-hottest-women-2013-photos_n_2415770.html

Don't mind them, they will never succeed!

Veteran Nollywood Actor Chief Pete Edochie gives an exclusive interview to debunk rumors of his death.

Rumors had gone around last week that Pete Edochie had fallen and died in a movie location in Austria. As we can see from the video, Pete Edochie is alive and well.

Watch video interview here from 4th Jan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haVWR7tvg0c

Facebook now has another feature! Good police work, I wonder when our officers will be so dedicated

Those friends that reported are something else sha!

Thank you Eze. Please provide links to back up ur claims. I see potential in you

[quote author=Brand_new]Yeah I know why you might want to see my fingers and that's the reason I wouldn't upload the shots because using one's fingers to measure other parts of his body is only a myth.

Besides I'm confident about mine.

FYI: I and Ijebabe are no longer on speaking terms although we're still friends. She thinks I'm a bit too mean, whereas I'm just a typical man with a huge Ego.[/quote]We are alright jor, maybe not as before.

Idowuogbo: Materials for Nairaland e-channel *evil grin*

My loyal staff
Thank you jor!

Oahray: huh?

Answer jor!

*Licks lips*

Ishi, everytime I follow you these days I see Brand_new. Wetin dey shele?

Brand_new I hope say you no dey vex over that 3 inch palava

I'll be back to comment when I see a worthy man on the list. BTW, we've got them on NL

Idowuogbo: I don finish o! Oya wia were we? Reports? About wetin? She don tattoo her kpecus? Or she wear earring down dia? Oh gal forget dat wan joor... Hen hen, *draws her closer* semi wants to Jigijigi? As in... He wan check mate?

Hehehehe, I no know wetin dey im mind o! But e sabi run sha

speedyboi: I bless Jezus! I don't have to run from anyone to avoid scandal . I never step my feet into romance section before. Na just me and my entertainment & TV/movies.

That's my testimony, someborry help me stand up and shout a big big hallelujah!!!!!!!!!

Speedy don't you think it's too early to talk I know you still remember

xynerise:

I'm watching you

Idowuogbo:

Lol! You dey fear?

Sonofpeace: I was only critical as regards the assumption of him being the sexiest man on earth. But here you are not making any meaningful contribution. Who miss raod then?

I was supposed to take the 'grabbing frontage and behind' comment as meaningful contribution?

I'll take your word for it, but no way am I going to be sober watching Dabangg 2! Tik hai?

Funny video by Naijarish Baby on YouTube

A step-by-step guide for wannabe Runs Girls (Nigeria's version of gold-diggers)

Disclaimer: This is just for fun and should not be taken seriously...however, if this video DOES somehow help you to become a successful runs girl I will be expecting my finder's fee!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YoGCQAeMEE