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[quote author=Mynd_44]What you said can cause some people to go suicidal[/quote]Who, who?
When did that rapture take place to make him the last man on earth? Suicide over that one? Hehehe...

CFCfan: Tonto na just my Nollywood crush. Who be the other 2 ladies?
Don't worry, I'll ensure your safety.

When you won't be able to protect yourself! Talk dey sweet o...

Idowuogbo: Lmfaoooooo!!! Bye! Bomb go soon land for our head o!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Dang!!!!![/quote]Wetin!!
Make I no talk sef! Lol!

CrazyMan: Sup dear...I trust your night was great how about you use the report button in my section and report a case, so we can begin to mail each other.

I noticed that mods who do not follow each other can't send pms.

I'm awaiting your report.


Ha ha ha...you fell for it.

Thanks for you open mindedness and honesty though.

Lool! Let me find someone to report!

[quote author=Mynd_44]If not, some people go dey straff donkeys for NL[/quote]You mean like ITBomb?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I don't assume[/quote]Ok!
*writes in notepad*

CFCfan: No be JAMB question, na WAEC own. Who dem be nau?

I see them for that thread in celeb section. Tonto and 2 others. Abeg o, I love my life!

Idowuogbo: Haba! Asewo bawo? Dem no collect money na... Dey cheerful givers. Dats sound a bit polished innit?

We need more cheerful givers na, the world will be a much happier place

CFCfan: 3 wives? I no be polygamist o; even though Eze Promoe talk say "there are many fishes in River Zambezi". Anyway, who be the 3 ladies sef?

Jamb question

Idowuogbo: He try small joor, d babe na Rottweiler.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That was a funny picture! Lol!

[quote author=Mynd_44]A good job? The guy no get game jorh. But some other mofos for don fall[/quote]Are you still assuming?

Idowuogbo: Kai! Am bin a very good gal o! D gist no hold water so ama keep shut. U did a very good job closing ur legs tho! Chop am

To d distributors, Badosky is watching.

Ah ahn! See as you throw scent anyhow lol!

Lol @ distributors! As ashewo you go tire to look

CFCfan: Madam ijebabe, this one is for you
1000

Hehehe, make ur 3 wives no catch you o. My hand no dey!

Idowuogbo: I loff u 2! But... No bribe me wiv smiley face, I aint saying shyte niggah.

Dat one no be bribe na. I no say you no cheap like that. I know what you want

Idowuogbo: Hehehe... I feel u! Awon doko royin ni pa Toyin lo kun b mehn... African Kim-k's

Lol! Were follypimpi na. Abeg do something

Idowuogbo: Tey tey! Na me! D most connected obiageli on NL.

That's why I loff you!

BoboYekini: That's why I never have extended romance with NL babes. Just Bleep and move on, gosh.

Look, you can't just enter and leave comments hanging...how do you mean? We don't deserve romance?

I suggest you answer wisely.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Eni to ba ju oko, ki o ma wo ta fun ojulutu. Ojulutu baba oko[/quote]Myndoo, ti ya we re?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]i will....jiust wait![/quote]As in don't hold your breath or what? No dey play o, eyes have been itching long time sotey hair begin grow for eye

Lol ID, you don get gist? Which one be ur own

Idowuogbo: Hehe... Na today u realise say Bado no well?

Humanity has come a long way where people can embrace and accept their questionable character and mental quirks.

Psychiatrists should quit their jobs now hahaha!

CFCfan: I'm not hurt. I've accepted reality

Which one you dey yarn na. Now ur making me feel bad.

Wait, abi na ur plan be dis?

CFCfan: Nah, it's not a revelation from God. Anyway, as u said, we'll keep our fling on the colleague level.

Eeyaaa, I hope U weren't hurt.

Idowuogbo: A ghotaghim.

Lool!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]...yeah, thats who I am when you suceed in buying my anger...lol[/quote]Money dey involved?

Kai, this wan na real nollywood movie. Love, betrayal, passion and corruption!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I am just assuming ooo[/quote]Oh now you wan dey back the Bleep up abi? When ur fingers dey dance before you dey assume? Lol and Mscheew!

CFCfan: Haha. Nobody sent me to discombobulate/combobulate anyone in Nairaland. I just dey have fun.
Abeg, what does discombobulate mean? I heard that it was Sexkillz that invented the term.

See line of defence! God I thank you for this revelation!

Killz is smart but not that smart na. Its a real word, check your dictionary

Crazyman, na you I follow come here o Hahahaha!

Morning peeps!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]gwakwa ya na o bu na ochere na iwu ara ya ka nkem, nga egosi ya na nkem wuu ochie ara...[/quote]Hmmm, that bad? Anyway na you know.

CFCfan: If we never start, then when we go start?

It was revealed to me in a dream that they sent you to discombobulate my senses but it won't work. This is strictly a colleague to colleague deal!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]lol.... Lala, jee guo akwukwo gi o....oburokwa ihea ka Wole Soyinka mere were buru nnukwu mmadu taa o....[/quote]Hehe! Which book? Na tatafo e dey do jor!