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Idowuogbo: *blows whistle*
Bingo! Jo te 'p' mo le!

Na boi boi like una dey encourage Elewa! U dey collect Ewa on credit? Let wot go? Mbanu! Dat was den... If Apollo catch u, u no go buy eye drop? If I sound u! Ur eye socket go waka go meet ur village priest.

*Falls from bed* In the name of God..

lalaosky: ijebabe ijebabe ijebabe, how many times did i call you?...hope you are sitted at the viewing center while quietly taking down notes which you'll update on your E! Channel?.

People don't need to miss this gbege especially idowu's post...lol

Wetin dey worry you? Na style you wan use close my market abi

This is getting x-rated. This is still the games section right?

Idowuogbo: Dis Mr Elewa and tantrums, u get luck say no b romance sect u pack ur skoin skoin come o! cus aja to ba fe sonu on gbo fere ode.U think u can continue to type shyte and have others says " awwwh... let it go! he apologised" awa o si fo shi mehn... u misbehave again, we treat ur fawk up.U beta type correct apology give my guys! cus dis wan u drop na intro.Oya beg! O ya werey ni? Nansense!

I yaff dead o!

How hard was it for Seun to have added to that 'apology' saying it was not his intent to insult them publicly, they are valuable members of his team and that he refuses to accept their resignation? If Jarus and OAM4J still refuse to return to their post then case closed IMO.

If you are going to open a thread like this then do it right.

Andre Uweh: It shall be well with you. Jarus is so much adored and cherished by all. I pray he accepts the apology and make a u-turn.
Whatever the case may be, am available to serve this great forum of ours.
Merry Christmas.

Abeg, carry that head comot for road!
You don serve your baby mamas finish?


Sorry I didn't want to derail Seun's thread

In fact I can't laugh!! Seun has disappeared and I'm sure he won't make any more show of apology till they return. OAM4J is probably consulting with Jarus on their next decision.

He just did o. The thread is on Politics section!

ogugua88: I fixed your post for you.

Thank you jor.

While you're at it, maybe you should edit the post. Give it more 'heart'

Semid4lyfe I am still waiting. Don't make me stalk you

I didn't see that! ROFL!!!

Sorry

A good lesson for a new mod

Very heartfelt

So it seems donziko is alive, thanks to Odunnu for following it up and others too. He is yet to come on NL though due to network issues in his village in Kogi, so will wait to see when he does.

BABE! Really cracked me up with this post!

Fûckîing Nigerians! Bearers of bad news.

Fûckîng Mrrock, a rock shall collide with your left knee cap and render that kneejoint useless if you do not stop your senile aproko ways. What a joke!

Why the fûck did you come to such conclusions of saying someone in this sensitive situation is dead and pinning the muderer on another man in the process? who are you? Your village's FBI!? Are you normal at all? Luckily for you, we're not in the Stone Age, or else you would have been stoned to bits for bearing such fake news.

Why can't you just keep your damn mouth shut!? Sîlly being. I hope you basked in your minutes of fame while it lasted.

Talking of BABE! I hope she is aware her former lover just resigned as mod from the Politics section. He is going to need her 'comfort' at this trying time.

Oh, you didn't know? Yes o, he, OAM4J and Jarus tended their resignation after Seun opend a thread in the politics section to condemn this years Hall of Shame. Times without number this has happened yet Seun will never learn on the right approach when handling sensitive matters. Anyway sha I hope it gets resolved. Or should I care? Its his site do whatever he wants with it.

ayobase: Its like Fuji musicians....the same beat, but different lyrics....its working for him....I pray he enjoys it while it lasts!

Yup, simple clean beats. I like the song. He needs to come out of that Kukere fever cos he might end up being a one hit wonder IMO.

blink182: Streaming the video felt like I was wasting data and needed a knock on the head.

Seriously??

Pending his new mixtape, “Folarin” dropping online in a matter of hours, Maybach Music Group rapper, Roc Nation affiliate, our very own Nigerian American superstar, Wale drops a new (unofficial) video for his single, “The Blessings”.

He has worked with Rick Ross and Drake giving a blowing performance in the music video for 'Diced Pineapples' and very recently Game in the music 'Stripper'
https://www.nairaland.com/1084377/rick-ross-diced-pineapples-explicit

The video for the single which is slated for the “Folarin” mixtape (dropping at 2:00pm EST today, 24th December, 2012) was debuted on Jay-Z‘s “Life+Times” Youtube channel. In the video, Wale breaks down some of the lyrics to “The Blessings” and gives some personal insight into his work ethic and a little bit of his history.

Directed by Ben Vogel.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvxrqRFuRQk

Another reason to avoid this section. Some of you lot are just capital fools!

I hope Jarus and OAM4J will reconsider because they are one of the best moderators Nairaland has. No one is perfect but they do a very good job.

*Unfollows thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlQABwXVgCE

This event is going down right now on Nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/1133476/nairalands-e-channel#13525952

You guys need to see this

https://www.nairaland.com/1133476/nairalands-e-channel#13525952

NAIRALANDERS!!!

For those of you who do not this yet, there is a major issue going on right under our noses!!!

A thread was opened on the 3 of this month by the handle donziko about being scammed online but another member biz4naija

I suggest you read the thread from start to finish https://www.nairaland.com/1120449/scam-alert-chibuzor-eze-scam

Please note this post made by the alleged scammer on Wednesday the 19th https://www.nairaland.com/1120449/scam-alert-chibuzor-eze-scam/8#13458085

What is now the latest is that donziko is missing and suspected dead! This is not good for Seun and Nairaland as investigators will require admin access to trace the culprit. I pray donziko is alive and safe wherever he is and not dead only because he reported a crime.

If the man behind the handle biz4naija is guilty serious action should be taken against him. He should not escape this. He must be used as a lesson to all Nigerian online scammers. This is now a matter of a fellow members life and should not be ignored. Even if donziko turns up alive this culprit should be found and punished!!!

I have to go now because the speed at which that thread moves pages is alarming.

BRB!!

Na wa o! You waited til Christmas Eve to share this. Well done .

Best Xmas Gift Ideas.

1. Buy a Branded Pack of Underwear: I once gave a surprising gift to my girl friend on a season like this and I must tell you, it was memorable. Just think of any perfect good undies that your partner will love and present it to them. This kind of gift should be given to your partner and not just any kind of friend.

2. Get Him/Her a Designer Outfit: Gifts of clothes and special packaged outfits are always remembered and people love it when you present to them gifts like this. Visit the nearest shop and buy a good designer top and trousers for your love one, friend and even a family member.

3. Buy Gift Basket: Gift baskets are becoming a new way of presenting gifts especially when your pocket is large enough. If you are capable of doing this go ahead... many supermarkets are ready to sell to you their gift baskets containing a variety of appreciable things.

4. Wine: Many may have overlooked the beauty of presenting wine as a xmas gift. This is one kind of special gift I love to give to my Dad and family members. Though it's not limited to relations, wine may be presented to any one as a gift during this christmas period.

5. Designer Wrist Watches: This is another good gift that presents a long lasting impression and memory. Be Happy with presenting wrist watches.

6. Buy Food Stuffs: I don't mean cooked food stuffs. Aside the sharing of cooked food we do during xmas among neighours, what I mean is that you can present bags of rice, bags of beans to your pastor, an elder, a family friend etc during this xmas.

7. By someone a Laptop! Many people would appreciate this if you know someone who desires the use of this. Help a project student by presenting him/her a good laptop.

8. Get Someone a DVD Player: This is another cool gift, though not quite expensive to buy. Giving someone this kind of gift would be a good idea.

The idea in this article is to present reasonable gifts that your partner, friend, and every love one will remember and be grateful for, for a long time...

This story is weird. Did she suddenly change her wardrobe? She's been working there for 10 years and that's a long time to just wake up one morning and fire someone. She must have done something else to provoke him or he was sexually attracted to her and was wicked to fire her. But don't dentists wear the white long coats most of the day?

ayobase: U like it polygynous aight!

No wonder don8 wanted out!

Didn't you get the news? He's decided to play along

[quote author=omo_to_dun]Bros, abeg no vex na. Na simple question I ask.[/quote]ROFLMAO!!!
I should start following this guy

Ok. Im yet to open my Abuja thread

I'll need your help Ayo

Hahahahahahaha!