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[quote author=omo_to_dun]^
No offense, but how does a man who look like you do have a girlfriend?[/quote]LMAO!!!

tellwsdom: Seunn,I just hope money is involved so dis guy (sexykillz) go see money send give em mama fr vilage. ..you have really wasted his time here

Olodo!

Lol @ canteen

Congrats Abujafood

[quote author=Mynd_44]I am monitoring votes instead of updating[/quote]You promised 4 o!

My loff

Well, can I?

Congrats Mynd!

semid4lyfe: The poll has closed, the votes have been tallied and here's the final result


Lynx200 - 1 vote (From Sleek05)

VillageBoi - 2 votes (From semid4lyfe & Ijebabe)

Speedyboi - NIL

Ijebabe - 5 votes (From obinoscopy, mukina2, speedyboi, Mynd44 & OEPHIUS)



Ladies and Gentlemen,

By virtue of the result above, I, semid4lyfe - Moderator, Resident Electoral Commissioner & Chief Returning/Electoral Officer for the TV/Movies Section hereby declare IJEBABE winner of the polls and the TV/Movies Section Poster Of The Year 2012.

Thanks y'all for voting and lest I forget. . .CONGRATS TO IJEBABE!!!

Thanks Semid4lyfe. Can I make one request?

Lmao! Ur nuts!
Thanks for voting.

Congratulations D-Explorer

Not surprised! Congratulations

Congratulations

Thanks guys

Lol, Wale ur not getting bleeped regardless

Heeyaa!

Obinnau: how do u know am not a blogger?

Disqualified then! Thank you for coming clean

Rocktation: Ije ije. Hmnn, you've gone int'l with this show. Too much revelations oo. Pipu go de fear to talk now for NL.

No be every yarn be gist material na hahahaha!

speedyboi: *falls from the top of Zuma rock*
Chei.....Ije.

Hehehe wetin you dey do for on top dia?

Idowuogbo: Na recent? And u no halar me? I for yab dat Egbere papa tire! Foooolish thing! U no see as d man resemble gollum? Hin come long like ostrich wey get HIV.

ROFL!
Hahahahahaha! Una no go kill me

Legit1: Who be errand boi?

Lol, so errand boy dey vex so?

[quote author=Mynd_44]

Ije has lost it[/quote]Popcorn chopper

Nna, this latest gossip don tire me.

Who dey bar, abeg bring one Long Island.

The errand boys don land for the channel o
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Episode 4

Once upon a time this man was a respected member of this our Nairaland community. Emphasis on 'was'. From his profile I now see he was last online on 7 Dec with his last post on 29 Nov. To add disgrace to shame he has been banned by Mukina till 24 Jan.

His posts serenaded our visions touching our hearts, albeit with annoying large fonts at times. His advise on relationships, love and propriety in relationships for both sexes where traditional simple and acknowledged with a nod followed by the click of the back button.

Alas, it was all too good. Too perfect. In fact make I gist the thing wella jare I don dey tire for these symphony! Chei, how could you Orikinla?! How could you You go pregnate small girl wey fit be ur pikin come here dey yarn us nonsense gist about love? You never marry? Mschewww! Wetin carry you come open that thread, eh? As a boss shey? Hehehehehehe! My new prayer na, 'Father God, just as Orikinla plotted against Queenzy and it backfired, so shall it be for all my enemies!' Old man like you come dey ask pikins for Romance if ur ex dey normal or confused? Ok, open thread no problem, butu why you go mention her NL handle, post im pishure, come join half truths? Your brain no tell you say she go reply you? May my enemies be this dumb ooo! Amen!

So the thread went something like, she asked me not to call, I agreed but then she started posting her pics on my Facebook wall. Eh she does this when she notices hot chicks on my updates... You never hear of notifications? If she uploads a pic it will automatically show on her friends walls. Please don't jump the gun I don't think it was for your viewing pleasure....alone You dey complain say she dey stalk you yet u like and comment on the pics. Hehehehehehe!

Na that gbeborun Mynd, wey no dey do anything except to dey chop popcorn for thread; uj_sizzle, wey dey always form like say she hates that albino monkey when we all know she really wants to ram her tongue down his throat; claremont, ur regular nutcase, wey dey for front seat that day. Me I just read, comot I know no say na destiny plan make I see that thread come share with una today

In Queenzy's words

Queenzy: Ppl would rather blv a side of a story than wait for d whole truth. Orikinla osinachi aka michael chima. Yes i knew u at 18. U got me pregnant at 18. Denied d same pregnancy and then later said u will never support abortion. Yet still denied d pregnancy. A day after d abortion u called and asked hw ur unborn child is doing.

Am i right or wrong orikinla? Yrs passed we made up and i cheated on u severally. We fought u called me names and i endured. Now u want to act like i am d one chasing u. Now when people who r on ur frnd list on fb make updates or post pix dnt they appear on ur timeline? D past couple of months, how many of my pix av u liked or commented on? Answer truthfully. Earlier dis week u sent a text and i will post the contents of dat txt here so dat these nairalamders can judge whether i am jealous or whether i have a disorder just like u said. I got nothing to hide.

How many of una catch cold when u see say this man na Igbo man?!

Queenzy: This is d content of d txt msg "gud mornin my dear queen i wont give up on u no matter who u r dating now and even tho i av princesses, one is her name and d oda one is in fact her title. But there may be many women coming to a man but his heart belongs to another woman. Der may be one or more men in ur life now bt God knows dat none of dem can eva love u as i love u because dey cannot giv u wat dey dnt av. U dnt blong to dem no matter how many lies dey tell u to flatter u into aving sleepin wit dem for nothing more than to boost dia ego and libido. But dey cannot bring out d best in u no matter how long they pretend their lies would b exposed by wat dey do and say behind u. D fact is i cannot stop loving u no matter how much i try. So my dear queen would it not be best for us for u to b d mother of nkiruka now than to be d step mother later?"

i abbriated d txt msg for easy typing

now orikinla, how does dis prove my jealousy, disorder and confusion?

Orikinla, you lucky say na Mukina ban you, not Sexkillz

If you really love a person why do this to them? My pipu this thing no dey confuse you or abi na only me dey ask this kain kweshun

It is well.

I agree but a thread for that can be opened in the Culture section.

I wasn't really feeling the video but its nice to hear him on a different style to Kukere.

I love the 3 dancers on stage though. Same girls that danced to D'banj's Oliver Twist. CEO Dancers, really cool girls.