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DONkollione: Ijebabe!

Bro! I can't wait to sign D̶̲̥̅̊ dotted lines bro!




noted! I can't wait to walk down D̶̲̥̅̊ aisle sis!






Thanks everyone!

Say what? Are you high on horseshit?

ayobase: U don reach here?

Na u dey follow me everywia!

Ishilove: Rotfl!! Lwkmd!!! Ije,chic ehn,i decree that you must be my friend so i'm sending you a friend request chanfa :-D

dubem3: you could get fourteen years just for talking like that.
But Thats not my fear for you.
My fear for you is when stella belle gets u mocking her dearest Ayo, you will understand in what direction the wind blows every hour of each day and the reason why.

Defending your lover I see

[quote author=Kevin_II]iJJC, what is pah? and mugu? and why are u paraing? did u take ur doze of shekpe yet? [/quote]You ran out of stock, this is all ur fault

ayobase: If na dem send u....
Tell dem sey u no c
me for house!

See ur teeth like Goroso!!

Was that meant to be offensive?

PAH!!! Mugu

Why are u trying to resurrect this thread?
Let it go! Dubem is waiting for you in bed

LWKMD!!!!! I can imagine how proud op must have felt when he landed this philosophy. Chei! The mind can be wicked

^^ You heard or that's what you been feeding urself with, leading to the sharp deterioration of brain cells. I'm not ready to die

They released you! This section is going to the dumps
Congratulations o!

Idowuogbo: Hmmmm.... Na u dey over love up na, listen dish correct warning to d younger sis so she go no her lane. Haba! She wan dey chop same koboko as her sis ni? Wot nonsense! Unless ur way no pure ni o, it quite simple! B harsh on d younger sis and tell her ur relationship wiv her no fit enter smooching. Now go and put ur foot down

I don tire! How dis one come be issue? He never tell us complete wetin e do o.

^^Aren't you just tired of this?

@poster, are you a man or not?

^^HA! They will never forgive and insist you're still sinning as long as you have it! This one don pass JC power

[quote author=Chimezie198@]There is this newly discovered disease called 'Yamiolosis'
are u suffering frm it?[/quote]Newly discovered eh? Your left yansh! Nonsense instead of you to focus on feeding urself ur busy chasing those he-she's from your village. Anoufia!

^^ You wish sweery. My 'tubers' aint scaring away nobody
Continue fccking men and then come here passing them off as women

kunlery911: i dont mind dating a girl with tats as far its not alot i mean i love tats too i got 11 tats on me right now n am thinking of getting more. my parent was never against even tho we r really religion maybe cuz i grow up in toronto but i dont really see a big deal in it.

Please tell me they're big and you've got them on ur arms, chest, back, hips and legs!

Oh boy, I really tried to give you a befitting advice. I have been reading this for close to 2mins and still can't think of anything to tell you
You see that bottle of bleach....ehen, drink it

When I was younger a friend and i just admired this guy and we all got talking but he liked her more cos he later sent her a text and she was boasting to my face that this is what happened. I really didn't care but I found myself asking 'Why didn't he text me?' Later on my friend and I found out he was married & was just looking for who to fool around with. We were shocked cos he said he was single and seemed decent enough. I started laughing at my friend and feeling releived because he obviously didn't think I was the kind of girl he was looking for. #I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do#

pDude: Yeah. Especially girls from the east.

LOL! I bet Chimp didn't see that coming!

Koya, what you said you'll do for the ur wife and children is good but hope the damage can be contained as much as possible for the children's sake. Please move on with ur life and don't look back, just hope you've learned a serious lesson and be more careful with ur next choice of partner in the future. Good luck. x

Appleyard: now let me ask u something; had it been dat God created u with boils or bums all over ur body,or even created u with lets say a drawing of a snake or scorpion or owl,inprinted in ur skins; how would u feel? wont u say u are a cursed child,or ur mother must have done a taboo act? lets b honest.now dats wat u are doing to ur self all in d name of modernity.God created u to b natural,n doing odawise is indirectly caling God an imperfect maker,and u know what dat means.a word is enough for d wise.

Wise one, how can you be a Christian and be so superstitious at the same time. If God created me with a drawing of an Owl I will be very happy cos I love Owls and think they're one of the prettiest birds! But I'm sure you'll have something negative to say about Owls!

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[color=#000030]What did he say? Anyone?[/color][/quote]Ask again. For once I wished I was dyslexic