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[quote author=Mynd_44]You and dubem[/quote]The sad part is that they don't even realise they are soulmates!

Ayo, Dubem I am in support of your union 100%. Who says you can't have a normal relationship with a woman and still have each other on the side . Don't lose out on each other, this is something truly special!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030] May thunder synchronize your arse there. . . Idi[i]o[/i]t of no comparison! [/color][/quote] LWKMD!!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]That was harsh[/quote]I know, was transferring my irritation with tellmumu to Don. I hope he sees the 'humour' in it!

DONkollione: babe! i beg cant we pretend to be frends for once in dis section? joor now! i beg accept ma fwend request..lol

You forgot you started it. I'll think about the 'fwend request'

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[color=#000030] You say? [/color][/quote]

DONkollione: yeah! laff wan blow my brain! where my helmet?

Look at yourself exposing ur stupidity! This is why the jokes section is so dry, that a mere tellmumu will tickle you like this! When ur done laughing you can go suck on his p[i]e[/i]nis.

bittyend: I'm alive because I love big bums.

I see it took you a while to come up with a reason so clap for yourself. Msheeeew!

DONkollione: U LIKE FIGHT U DIS IJEBU-BABE!

Was I referring to you?

ayobase: Easy Dubem...lets roll 2geda!

You guys are really in love. Are we to plan urs and Dubem's wedding next?

A more important question, why are you alive?

Gabsreal: For real, she's been waitin for you, cos its obvious u once passed thru d same predicament..notwithstanding...u provided her with d feeling of a sister once i need.

Where did this excuse for a human being come from? Ok, now you have gotten my attention you can now go and fly ur kite

In the name of God, can someone please volunteer to inject some life in the jokes section so that these clowns can pack up and leave. PLEASE!

@topic,the lady should go to a doctor to find a solution to her bed-wetting problem. If it's incurable there are adult diapers she can wear to bed. It's not rocket science

joeydozzy: U get low self-esteem. U know how many guys dey trip for you here?

Let me laff sef!

bennyraz: your right bosom u no no say position of waiteress na 4 sessy girls

I no sessy, carry go!

drnoel: guy u dey worry oo. how can u expect a Nigerian woman to agree to this.

Stop generalising! It doesn't suit you

Good Lord! The endless rigmarole

**SMH and joins sexkillz**

bennyraz: sure.. Ijebabe will be d waiteress. It remains d waiter

Your left yansh!

How the hell did this get to PAGE 6
Hehehehehehe, Seun is watching

Sodium, how can anyone here tell you for sure what this means
You hate her so much and obviously she occupies your mind. You are investing so much of your emotions on someone and its bound to get back at you somehow. It doesn't mean she is a witch because I think that is what you want us to say. The moment you find a way to release yourself from her hold these dreams will stop.

LOLMFAO!!!!! Sexual healing, that's how it starts

janyj: My boss has a terrible breath and he smells badly,words can't describe the way he stinks. He has been so nice to me ever since I got employeed and he uses every opportunity to come close to me. His "stinking" problem irritates me. when ever he comes to my office to give instructions sometimes I feel like passing out because the smell is not a joke, my colleagues have noticed it but they are not bothered because he is not their immediate supervisor, he doesnt come in contact with them as he does with me.He is my immediate supervisor and always has this stupid excuse for coming to my office, like asking for my pen, when he has a pen in his pocket. he wants to use the phone in my office when he has a phone in his office. he always comes to my office every now and then with his smelling body. I really got tired and I told him if there s anything he needs he could send me a mail and I would respond instead of him going back and forth, but he said its fine, he doesnt mind.I even bought him a big bottle of mouth wash and perfume on his birthday, but I dont think he used it because he still stinks as usual.

Last month, he had the guts to open his smelling mouth to tell me, he wants me to be his woman and he wants to start a serious relationship with me, the only reason why i didnt slap him is that he was my boss. Well,I politely turned him down, after that day, he started acting strange he shouts at me, embarassing me everytime. I was about to quit the job but I didnt becos i need the money. I need the job, what should I do?

LWKMD!!!!!!

I can tell you feel really strongly about this and its not a joking matter. You did your best by turning him down politely and he should have been mature enough to accept and let it go. He obviously didn't that you would reject him. Maybe you gave out some signals that he misunderstood.
I wouldn't advise you too leave your job for this reason, carry on your work as diligently as you have been doing and ignore his rants. His ego has been hurt and is only taking it out on you.It will pass. If it becomes worse there should be someone above him you can complain to, but only do this if it gets too much and you have enough evidence to prove. It shouldn't be a case of 'his word against yours' cos you may loose.
Isn't there someone in the office (HR or whoever) who can advise him on his hygiene issues? Maybe once his 'stinking' problem is dealt with you'll notice he is not that bad looking
I hope you receive better advice from someone who's been in ur shoes cos I have never been in this situation. Good luck. x

The story is not complete. Under what circumstances did he have the child? What is the current relationship status between him and the mother of his son? Are they on good terms? Is she moving on with her life?
Once you have the true answers to these questions and the others above then make up your mind. There is nothing wrong with marrying a man who has a son but you need to know his past and understand that you'll be a second "mother" to his son (not one of those evil stepmothers). If you're the jealous and possessive type you need to think clearly about what your stance will be after marriage and discuss with ur man what you will accept and what you won't.

sexkillz: [color=#000030] Lots? What lots? [/color]

They can't grasp the thought of you being a one-woman guy

joeydozzy: How you take see am?

Ask tellmumu again!

Idowuogbo: ^ d drinks led to migranes, from migranes to madness, from madness to........

...being freaking Hot. Oh yeah they were going to get their groove on tonight!

This is the first time I have read someone ASKING to be judged, and trust NLnders not to disappoint. Shockingly enough, the poster is getting supporters

@topic, You know what you want to do so why ask? If you're not interested, you're not. Is it by force?

slimyem: his reasons for not liking her friends doesnt hold water!
What does he want her to do?
Dump her friends for him?
Mtcheeeeeew.
If he nor like dm,make him go mop ocean!
Nonsense!

LWKMD!!

^^ Such a liar! Forming for NL when you jumped about screaming "YES" before I could finish the question. It's alright you'll meet me at home