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Hey J12

CFCfan, how far?

That can't be true. It's not on the Afrinolly site.

Let us congratulate K. He has lost his virginity. Be nice

Personally K, I wish you waited. This one you're calling her 'a girl'

k2039: Sadly, I just got all of this from a girl now, virginity is now in the trash. Penetrative se.x follows suit with immediate effect, it's pointless waiting till marriage again.

By the way Mynd it was fun, I felt like I was soaring in the sky.

k2039: Sadly, I just got all of this from a girl now, virginity is now in the trash. Penetrative se.x follows suit with immediate effect, it's pointless waiting till marriage again.

By the way Mynd it was fun, I felt like I was soaring in the sky.

See my good luck
K, you know where this is going right?

The extravagant six tier high dessert is one-and-a-half metres tall and is decorated with more than 2000 diamonds - the equivalent of 2046 carats. The cake will be showcased at the National Gay Wedding Show in Liverpool on the 3rd of March before it is served to attendees.

Bespoke jewellers Russell and Case who are based on the aptly named Bling Bling Street in Liverpool collaborated with CAKE in Chester to make the glamorous showpiece.
The wedding cake is estimated to be worth a staggering £32.4m ($52m) which means it is the most expensive in the world.

CAKE owners, Tim and Jules Smith said: 'We jumped at the opportunity to create the world's most expensive wedding cake. 'It is a special cake standing at over a metre and a half tall and covered with diamonds, so they're the proverbial icing on the cake!'
Their creation has beaten the former US record holder by Mimi So Jewellers and cake designer Nahid La Patisserie Artistique which was valued at $20m

The public will be able to view - and taste - the new world record holder at the BT Convention Centre at the Echo Arena in Liverpool on the 3rd March.

Laura Davies, Marketing and Events Manager, said: 'We wanted to do something huge for The National Gay Wedding Show, and this cake really is huge!'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2279190/Is-worlds-expensive-wedding-cake-Luxury-gateau-encrusted-2-000-diamonds-worth-whopping-32-MILLION.html#ixzz2LAsRJ1Bj

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VillageBoi: I'm glad you did. A very, very difficult section to select from because documentaries are nearly always intersting even if shot on a mobile phone. I'm still going to watch them all over again. I loved every single one you mentioned especially Wheels on the Bus & A Gateway Into Kano & Hustle on a Mile. I took Bless-In off the list immediately because, even though I think it is one of the best there they limited their 'audience' by it being in pidgin only with no subtitles - I have to find a rason to remove points nah - *sigh*.

It's gonna be hard reducing the remaining 9 to just one... why can't we just vote for everything? Lol. Honestly I can remove Black and Gold as well as Jagbe People now, now!

Can remove more but I really like them ALL! Bummer!!

Bless-In was really good and I liked that it was in pidgin. It was easy to eliminate the rest because the ones I selected I just couldn't ignore. You are right that the use of pidgin limited the reach of the message but maybe that's the point. Its a documentary for Nigerians. I hope the film maker takes the time to include subtitles later on.

Gateway Into Kano had very good content, editing and subtitling. So did Deadwood.

Hustle On A Mile and Wheels On The Bus were so real and heart touching.

I hate this!

Hold on, we can make this work between the 3 of us we can split our vote for the top 3 favourites, lol!

I need to check out the bios of the judges too hahaha

These are my favourites

Wheels on the Bus
Zimbabwe

The Deadwood (I didn't have to watch this as I'd seen it a couple weeks ago!)
Nigeria

A Gateway Into Kano
Nigeria

Hustle On A Mile
Nigeria

Bless-In
Nigeria

This category is harder than the short films *sigh*

I watched the documentaries! and I'm glad I did

An out-of-the-box story. It was shot well, the actor did a good job, minimal and intense.

The best Nigerian short film ever? Yes it is when I compare it with Enitan, Dara Ju, Outspoken and Down & Out, which are my new favs.

^I have no idea what speedy is on about.

Speedy did you take ur meds? Stop derailing and contribute. I know you have to renew ur mobile subscription, we're waiting

Calm down tiger, lemme watch them before you start spilling

free2ryhme: if only the tatafoos in this place could be like this lady in the link below...


https://www.nairaland.com/1197620/corper-wins-car-maintaining-virginity

Olodo, if all the ladies are keeping their virginity who are you fucking

OK
I'll be back after watching the documentaries.

SMH. I wish someone will try to find out ways to identify rapist, robbers and killers

Caracta: What could be more beautiful than a peaceful siesta?

@ijebabe, i see your kwesion has been answered. Lol. In cases like this, i keep my reservations to myself. I don't know the latest sha. How was your leave?

My leave will be ending very soon

Your father was saying the other day how a certain 'friend' was very cool. I trust the matter has been resolved

Awww, Vicky and Sam was really cute. A very simple idea but a very good film

Na we two o, its because I called you and speedy out

VillageBoi: I hope I do since I've always liked documentaries.

Unfortunately both shorts I just posted are on Vimeo which I hear is hard to watch in Naija BUT to those watching from there luckily Your Lucky Day is on Youtbe - posted below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlMOoNeC0RA

There was nothing lucky in that movie! Nicely done though.
It was packed with content and dialogue, did not feel like 15 mins!

VillageBoi: Funnily enough my 2 fav short films for a few years are both around the 15min length -

Vicky and Sam - https://vimeo.com/16044812
Your Lucky Day - https://vimeo.com/14017511

I'll watch these as well!

I don't know if I'll enjoy the documentaries but I'll watch them too

Some people are crazically funny

koulbouy: Continues......
From then on i stoped looking at females as just females, i started noticing them as sexual personalities, to make matters worse a knew magazine came out and it called Better Lover, all my little fund started going into better lover and i started looking for all avenues to have sex, but i dont know how to get it, seems everyone is talking about it but no one is doing it around me.....
there is a lady on our street who always calls me her husband, she is very much older than i but same height with me. i started seeing her more of a sexual partner, one day i went to visit her and she was just tying a wrapper, the wrapper was some inches above her kneels revealing light thighs, my d1ck was already on overdrive.
but i was shaking....my heart was beating so loud i was afraid she can hear, then she bent down to pick her pot and the wrapper went up inches higher, i told myself that she is intentionally doing it so i unzipped my trouser and brough out my d1ck, believing that once she see it she will ask for sex, i tried to call out her name "aunty vicky"(name changed) but i sounded like a toad trying to talk, the beating of my heart and rushing on blood in my vains must have been too much for my shaking vocal chords, she must have heard me make a sound because she turned and saw me with my pitty d1ck, and event unfold in this manner.....if my memory thus not fail me
first a slap on my face
than another on my d1ck which diflated like a bursted tire
another on my face
before i could say jack robbison i was dragged out of the room
into the the passage of a well populated face me i face you house not too far from my own house
she was talking at the top of her voice "see me see trouble oo, what do you take me for a prostitute, carrying ur d1ck into my room, so you want to rape me" thank God it was in the afternoon and most people where not around but about 10 people have gathered including ufo, a very beatiful girl that i always see in my dreams.
it was when she made reference to how small my dick was that i realised she was pulling my dick.......at that very embarasing momment when 1)neighors were looking at me and laughing 2)the girl i secretly admired was looking at me as a rapist 3)one of our family friend was there and she will definitly tell my mother 4)my d1ck was in the open for all to see.........AT THAT VERY EMBARRASING TIME......i notice she was holding my tin and laughing at how small it was.... pushing it up and down......i felt her hands warm......the second hand to touch my tool.....and before you can say "Simbi went to school" my D1ck stood straight, lifted its head up and started nodding.....the laughter in the mouth of people died, aunty Vicky suddenly stopped talking.......i could not look up, i felt the ground open up to swallow me, i ran out trying to push it back into my trousers......then i heard the laughters........ it was during our mid term break, for the rest of the weekend i did not step out of the house......

But what's so special about these clothes, or is it the fact that its free?

Mynd, wetin you do?

Hahahaha! Who did?

There are always events but it seems like everything happens in Lagos. I'll try for next month

I put it up there already hahaha

Use google, you'll get good images

Caracta: Since Feb 12? Na wa o. Where una dey? Ijebabe, are you on maternity leave?

Oops, just noticed this. How you dey?

I hear pesin dey give free clothes