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SportsArsenal Vs Leicester City 4-3 All Goals & Highlights Premier League 2017 by ijebuloaded(op): 9:59pm On Aug 11, 2017
Danny Welbeck Goal
Shinji Okazaki Goal
Alexandre Lacazette Goal
Aaron Ramsey Goal
Olivier Giroud Goal

watch video highlight below

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FamilyUnbelievable!!! Man Give Birth To A Baby Through His Joystick - Video by ijebuloaded(op): 8:16pm On Aug 10, 2017
Can a man become pregnant, carry, and give birth to a baby? Pregnancy is something which is traditionally only applicable to women, however new statistics reveal it may be becoming more prevalent among males. A video gone viral on YouTube shows how a man gave birth to a baby through his penis. This is indeed wonders and to our surprise the doctors carried out the childbirth successfully. Man successfully gives birth to baby through his pen*s.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBesHSdLHN0


Wow. That was pretty intense. I cannot begin to illustrate just how painful a delivery process is for a woman, which she does pretty effectively, let alone a man? Through this penis as tiny as that hole is? Damn!!! The internet is undoubtedly one of the most bizarre and weirdest places in the history of the world and just when we thought we had seen it all, this came up.

Source http://ijebuloaded.com/video-unbelievable-man-give-birth-baby-joystick/
PoliticsRe: Army Offers N500,000 Cash Reward For Information On Boko Haram by ijebuloaded(op): 7:57am On Aug 06, 2017
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PoliticsArmy Offers N500,000 Cash Reward For Information On Boko Haram by ijebuloaded(op): 7:53am On Aug 06, 2017
Following the increasing spate of suicide attacks by the deadly Boko Haram sect, particularly with the recent suicide attack on Zannari ward in Maiduguri, where two female suicide bombers detonated themselves in the process of attacking the community on Friday, night, the Nigerian army is offering a cash reward for any member of the public with information on suicide bombers.

A statement on Saturday, evening from Brigadier General Sani Usman Kukasheka, Director Army Public Relation Officer, gave an emergency number through which the military can be reached.

” You can report by calling 193 on any network. The public is also please reminded that the Nigerian Army’s offer and reward of the sum of Five Hundred Thousand Naira (N500,000.00) to anybody that provide information about suicide bombing, is still valid,” The statement said.

The Nigerian Army also appealed to religious, traditional and community leaders, as well as all well-meaning Nigerians especially in the North East of the country, to help dissuade people from donating their daughters or wards to Boko Haram terrorists for indoctrination and suicide bombing missions.

The statement said, “This appeal became expedient in view of recent revelations by some intercepted female suicide bombers during interrogations.
“It was discovered that most of these hapless minors were “donated” to the terrorists sect by their heartless and misguided parents and guardians, as part of their contribution to the perpetuation of the Boko Haram terrorists’ dastardly acts against the Nigerian society and humanity.

“The acts of these parents and guardians are not only barbaric, but condemnable and unacceptable. Nigerians have a responsibility and obligation to collectively mould our children and wards and define a better future for them rather than condemning them to death by the criminal Boko Haram terrorists and their sympathizers through suicide bombings.

“Consequently, the public are kindly requested to be more vigilant, security conscious and report any suspicious persons or those whose daughters or female wards are missing or have not been seen recently. “

Source http://ijebuloaded.com/news-army-offers-n-5-million-cash-reward-information-suicide-bombers/

PoliticsApologise For Plunging Nigeria Into Crisis, Lamido Tells APC by ijebuloaded(op): 7:33am On Aug 06, 2017
Former Governor of Jigawa State, Sule Lamido, has urged the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) to apologise to Nigerians for plunging the country into endless crisis and suffering.

In a telephone interaction with The Guardian against the background of growing calls for restructuring and constitutional amendment, Lamido said the inability of the ruling party to offer purposeful and visionary leadership led to the present agitations across the country.

He said the list of the failings and what APC cannot do are increasing each passing day, stressing that one thing the ruling party has found very hard to do is telling Nigerians the truth and confessing their inability to unite the country in peace and progress.



“They should also tell Nigerians that they have been deceiving them with false promises of change and growing the economy and proving jobs. These are all lies, they have deceived our people and because of the deception and lies, the masses are frustrated. Therefore, the call for restructuring is the cry of the oppressed masses for change,” he noted.

Source : http://ijebuloaded.com/news-apologise-plunging-nigeria-crisis-lamido-tells-apc/

PoliticsOsinbajo Having Issues Playing Role Of President – PDP by ijebuloaded(op): 7:24am On Aug 06, 2017
The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has alleged that the Acting-President, Yemi Osinbajo, is unable to carry out all the functions of the President in spite of fulfilling the conditions of section 145 of the 1999 Constitution which bestows on him the full powers of the President.

It could be recalled that Femi Adesina, the Special Adviser to President Muhammadu Buhari on Media and Publicity, had told Nigerians that his principal left the country on May 7th, 2017 to undergo further medical check-up in London, UK, and subsequently transmitted letters to both chambers of the National Assembly for Osinbajo to act as president pending his return.

However, in a terse statement issued by its National Publicity Secretary, Dayo Adeyeye, the PDP claimed that the absence of the President was hampering governance as the Acting-President was unable to fully perform the role of the President.

It further demands that the true state of President Buhari’s health challenges be publicly made known in the interest of Nigeria’s democracy and posterity, noting that it’s been over 90 days since he President left the country.

The statement reads: “Today, August 5, 2017 is exactly 90 days since President Muhammadu Buhari left Nigeria to the U.K on medical vacation. President Muhammadu Buhari left on the 17 May, 2017

“His protracted medical vacation is hampering governance as Acting-President, Yemi Osinbajo, has not been able to carry out all the functions of the President


“For the sake of Nigeria’s democracy and posterity, we again demand to know the true state of President Buhari’s health challenges

“Nigeria belongs to all of us and we must work together to protect this country and our hard earned democracy.”

Source http://ijebuloaded.com/news-osinbajo-issues-playing-role-president-pdp/

Jokes EtcRe: How To Design Your Picture Into A Graphics Cartoon by ijebuloaded(m): 5:17pm On Aug 05, 2017
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Jokes EtcWho Is The Killer? Any Detective Out There by ijebuloaded(op): 5:15pm On Aug 05, 2017
Who is the Killer? Any Detective Out There

FoodRe: Bakers Threaten Nationwide Strike Over Price Of Flour by ijebuloaded(op): 6:04pm On Jul 06, 2017
olatola00:
When they didn't strike nko, is bread not expensive?
The hike in price of flour still affecting
CrimeAmbode Vows To Stamp Out ‘badoo’, Says They Are Not Spirits by ijebuloaded(op): 5:55pm On Jul 06, 2017
Gov. Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos State on Thursday assured residents that his administration would curtail the activities of the notorious group known as ‘Badoo’ in the Ikorodu axis of the state.

Ambode, who gave the assurance while commissioning a rehabilitated fire service station in Epe axis of the state, also promised to ensure the safe return of the kidnapped students.

Ambode said that he did not believe that the Badoo members were spirits and could disappear.

“I am deeply concerned about the issue of kidnapping in the state and also the recent development that has been happening in Ikorodu about mob action, as well as that of Badoo.

“I just want to assure residents that we are doing everything possible. We don’t run the government on the pages of the newspapers, and that is why you see that we do not make comments in the newspapers,’’ Ambode said.

He, therefore, charged traditional rulers, especially those in Ikorodu, to wake up from their slumber by helping the government to nip in the bud the rising wave of kidnappings and the Badoo menace in the state.

Ambode said it had come to the point that traditional rulers in the state must come together and speak to the Baales in Ikorodu to nip kidnapping in the bud.

According to the governor, intelligence reports had it that some of the Baales colluded with kidnappers to kidnap people in remote areas.

“We have intelligence here that some of these things are coming from within and our Kabiyesis and Obas need to do something as quickly as possible to arrest the decadence.

“As far as the Badoo case is concerned, I do not believe that it has anything to do with a disappearing ghost.

“I don’t also believe that the rituals can be taking place, without some people not being behind it.

“So, I challenge all our Kabiyesis and all our traditional rulers and Baales, we must arrest this situation as quickly as possible and show that traditional value that we have always been known for and then we will continue to support you,’’ Ambode said.

The governor said his government was wholeheartedly committed to safety of lives and property in the state.

However, the governor said the fire station was being commissioned to enhance safety of lives and property in Epe, adding that his administration would deliver more fire stations across the state.

http://ijebuloaded.com/news-ambode-vows-stamp-badoo-says-not-spirits/
FoodBakers Threaten Nationwide Strike Over Price Of Flour by ijebuloaded(op): 5:49pm On Jul 06, 2017
The Association of Master Bakers and Caterers of Nigeria on Thursday decried refusal of millers to reduce the price of flour in spite of the fall in the price of raw materials.

The South-West Vice-Chairman of the association, Prince Jacob Adejorin, said that his members met with the flour millers severally to reduce the price, but to no avail.

He threatened that bakers may be forced to embark on a nationwide strike if the millers fail to reduce flour prices

Adejorin, who is also the Chairman, Lagos State Chapter of the association, said that the appeal to the flour millers for price reduction is due to the fact that price of wheat at the international market has dropped.

“Besides, naira has appreciated against the dollar and the price of diesel has fallen drastically from N250 per litre to N170 across the country.

“We bakers cannot continue to buy a bag of flour at N11, 300 which was the price fixed when the naira was exchanged at N500 to a dollar.

“We proposed a reduced price range of between N9, 500 and N10, 000 per bag, but the millers declined the proposal.

“Out of the five flour mills in the country, only one mill accepted our plea and is selling to us at N10, 600 per bag, which is commendable.

“The stance of other flour mills is that reduction in price will only happen when naira/dollar exchange rate is N300. We do not know when that will occur.

“We cannot continue to bear the financial burden of high cost of production, dearth of bakeries and lack of profit as most bakers are currently living from hand to mouth,” he said.

Adejorin appealed to the Federal Government to intervene in the impasse before it escalates and threatens the nation’s food industry and security.

He said that members of the association across the country might down tools should the flour millers refused to change their stance.

Adejorin said that millers had failed to recognise the vital role and contributions of bakers to the food industry.

“The millers did not consider our call for price reduction, but rather gave flour dealers a rebate of N500 per bag.

“Flour dealers cannot bake bread with the flour being produced nor give affordable bread price to the masses.

“Bakers are vital stakeholders in the value chain, but they have neglected us.

“When we down tools nationwide, they will understand our importance to their production and success,” he said.

(NAN)

http://ijebuloaded.com/news-bakers-threaten-nationwide-strike-price-flour/

PoliticsRe: Breaking!!! Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes!!! by ijebuloaded(op): 5:47pm On Jul 06, 2017
HisSexcellency:
Old aircraft or a drunk pilot, who is to be blamed for this sad
An Agusta 106 Light Utility Helicopter belonging to the Nigerian Air Force has suffered a technical mishap, crashing into water in a yet-to-be-identified location in the northeast.

The NAF Director of Public Relations and Information, Air Commodore Olatokunbo Adesanya, who confirmed the incident earlier today, said there was no loss of lives, adding that the pilots ditched the aircraft to minimise damage.

Adesanya said ;

“The Chief of the Air Staff has immediately directed the constitution of a board of inquiry to determine the exact cause of the incidence.
PoliticsBreaking!!! Nigerian Air Force Helicopter Crashes!!! by ijebuloaded(op): 5:31pm On Jul 06, 2017
An Agusta 106 Light Utility Helicopter belonging to the Nigerian Air Force has suffered a technical mishap, crashing into water in a yet-to-be-identified location in the northeast.

The NAF Director of Public Relations and Information, Air Commodore Olatokunbo Adesanya, who confirmed the incident earlier today, said there was no loss of lives, adding that the pilots ditched the aircraft to minimise damage.

Adesanya said ;

“The Chief of the Air Staff has immediately directed the constitution of a board of inquiry to determine the exact cause of the incidence.

http://ijebuloaded.com/news-nigerian-air-force-helicopter-crashes/

CultureVote Out Buhari If You Are Not Pleased With Him - Ooni Of Ife by ijebuloaded(op): 6:49pm On Jun 26, 2017
The Ooni of Ife, Adeyeye Ogunwusi, has told Nigerians to vote out their president, if they are not happy with his administration and retain him if they are pleased with him.


He stated this in an interview aired on The Osasu Show.

The monarch said that the electorates have not realized the power they have and urged them to be organized.

When asked what government must do to better the lot of the Nigerian youth, the Ooni replied: “Why must it be government, government? Who is government? It is the people that are behind the 
government.

“If you are not happy with your president, you go for another election, and you will vote your president out. If you are happy with your president, you will continue with that government for them to be in power.

“Truth be told, we Nigerians don’t know our power yet. We don’t know our voting power, yet. Until we know it, we won’t stop complaining, especially the youth. Once we know it, we won’t complain again.

“My school of thought is let us, first of all, organise ourselves and let us talk positively about this country. Let us stop derogatory, hate speeches. Things that will continue to divide everybody further.”

Source http://ijebuloaded.com/news-vote-buhari-not-pleased-ooni-ife/

PoliticsRitualists’ Den Discovered Near Ondo State House Of Assembly (photos) by ijebuloaded(op): 6:43pm On Jun 26, 2017
An uncompleted two-storey building believed to be a den of kidnappers and ritualists was on Monday discovered in Alagbaka area of Akure, the Ondo State capital.

The building is located a few meters away from the Ondo State House of Assembly and it is behind the popular government-owned events centre, the Gani Fawehinmi Arcade.

It is said to be owned by a retired civil servant in the state.

The discovery was made by the residents of the area who suspected that some men were always inside the building performing numerous secret activities on a daily basis.

Punch quoted a resident of the area as saying that the building has been abandoned for a long time and many residents of the area did not know the owner.

He said, “The suspects thought the gunshot was from the policemen who came for them. They quickly rushed out, but some commercial motorcycle riders in the area helped us to chase and arrest four of them, whom we later handed over to the police.”

The source added that it was the timely intervention of policemen that saved the suspects from being lynched by the angry residents of the area.

Reacting to the shocking discovery, yhe Ondo State Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Femi Joseph, said many suspects have been arrested in connection with the matter.

Joseph said, “We have arrested quite a number of them and we are currently interrogating them. It is after the interrogation and investigation that we can conclude whether they are ritualists or not.”

Source http://ijebuloaded.com/news-ritualists-den-discovered-near-ondo-state-house-assembly-photos/

CelebritiesRe: If You Feel People I Hailed In My Songs Are Fraudsters, Report To EFCC -9ice by ijebuloaded(m): 7:47pm On Jun 24, 2017
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FamilyNigerian University Student Drowns In Swimming Pool by ijebuloaded(op): 2:19pm On Jun 19, 2017
A student of Obafemi Awolowo University, OAU, has kicked the bucket after drowning in a swimming pool at a hotel in Ile-Ife, Osun State.

The 300-level Pharmacy student, identify as Fatile Emmanuel, and two of his friends, went to the Hilton hotel on Sunday to swim.

A fellow student of the department., Farombi Oluwaseun, affirmed the death to press.

Mr. Oluwaseun, the Public Relations Officer of Pharmaceutical Students Association, said he was called by one Dr. Akinwale of the university’s teaching hospital to recognize the deceased after his body was recouped and taken to the hospital.

Cops from Moore Divisional Unit in the town have since captured the two different students who were with the deceased and additionally an authority of the hotel.

There were bits of gossip among students that the deceased died because of the absence of a life jacket and that he was killed

The police have, be that as it may, not discharged any information about the issue. Authorities of the hotel additionally declined to talk with press during a visit there.

The university is yet to respond until the very end, and its representative, Olarewaju Abiodun, couldn't be reached on his mobile number.

Source http://ijebuloaded.com/news-nigerian-university-student-drowns-swimming-pool/

BusinessBanks To Resume Dollar Loans As Naira Appreciates by ijebuloaded(op): 12:57pm On Jun 18, 2017
Signs have developed that Deposit Money Banks will soon begin to raise dollar-denominated loans, particularly Eurobonds, as the naira keeps on increasing in value.

It was learned that banks were currently positively arranged to raise dollar loans taking after the making of the Investor and Exporters FX window by the Central Bank of Nigeria and the subsequent appreciation of the naira.

Another reason the banks are thinking about Eurobonds, according to top banking sources, is on the grounds that some of them are taking a look at re-negotiating their dollar loans, which will soon begin falling due.

The top bank official stated, "Many banks must choose between limited options than to raise dollar loans or Eurobonds incompletely to re-negotiate their Eurobonds falling due, or to exploit the gratefulness in the naira value to raise dollar funding."

While Guaranty Trust Bank Plc's $400m Eurobond is expected in November, Fidelity Bank Plc's $300m is expected next May. Access Bank Plc has $350m of bonds due in July.

GTBank has said it has no arrangements to issue new Eurobonds, yet Fidelity Bank and Access Bank presently can't seem to choose.

Monetary and financial expert concur that the banks will begin to raise dollar-denominated loans.

All things being equal, more banks will issue Eurobonds in light of the fact that they require dollars to offer advances in the United States cash or to repay debt, an investigator at Vetiva Capital Management Limited, Mr. Lekan Olabode, told Bloomberg, including that more banks would issue Eurobonds, in light of the fact that they required dollars to offer loans and to repay debt.

As of now, Ecobank Transnational Incorporated has said it is wanting to raise $400m five-year convertible security this month to renegotiate debt and provide short-term bridge funding to non-performing loans at its Nigerian unit.

Experts trust more banks will raise dollar credits this year and next year.

Officially, United Bank for Africa Plc has brought $500m up in its first Eurobond deal.

It issued the bond on June 1. This took a comparable issue seven days prior by Zenith Bank Plc in an arrangement that was four times oversubscribed.

It is hard on putting a figure to what the normal dollar loans will be yet analyst trust that as the I and E FX window keeps on enhancing, more banks will exploit to raise additional dollar loans.

The CBN on Thursday said its currency window for investors had dealt with $2.2bn of exchange a month and a half.

It likewise said it represented just about 30 percent of the $2.2bn exchanges, adding this was intended to keep the window working.

The CBN had around 6 weeks back made the Investors and Exporters FX Window to attract foreign investors and at the same time maintain a strong currency to ward off inflation.

Experts have praised the activity as a stage in the correct direction.

In any case, some few experts, including a former Governor of the CBN, Prof. Charles Soludo, said despite the fact that the activity, among others taken by the controller lately, had propelled the forex showcase by 10 stages, there was a need to find a way to get the economy to where it should be.

Source : http://ijebuloaded.com/news-banks-resume-dollar-loans-naira-appreciates/

PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi: The Problem Of Nigeria (Youths Wake Up!) by ijebuloaded(m): 6:41pm On Jun 12, 2017
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CelebritiesFresh Hot Entertainment News by ijebuloaded(op): 3:31pm On Jun 10, 2017
[Nollywood] The Virgin Republic {Part 1}

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[Mark Angel Comedy] ELECTRICITY (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 117)

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Taylor Swift slammed for returning to streaming sites amid Katty Perry Album Release

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Papa Ajasco Reloaded Set to Hit TV Screen Soon

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Jimmy Jatt, Di’Ja, Denrele, Others, Visit #EkotagMonument

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Ricbain – Wickedest (Freestyle)

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Alvaro Morata agrees to join Man United from Real Madrid

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Wenger on Turan: I don’t want troubled players

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PoliticsFresh Updatez You Missed by ijebuloaded(op): 6:40pm On Jun 09, 2017
Pastor beheads 7-Yr-Old boy, buries head at the church’s altar

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Banky W Never Gave Me Freedom at E.M.E – Skales

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We will engage, we will not confront – Osinbajo tells NASS

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I will sacrifice my last drop of blood to protect Igbos – Emir of Katsina

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DJ Menthol – Juice Mix (Global Mixtape) @deejaymenthol

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WNF – TILL YOU HIT THE TOP

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Tswaggz Banks – Kush (Ycee Juice Cover) ft. T Don

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Brazil 0 vs Argentina 1 – Goal & Extended Match Highlights

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Remy Ma – Mask Off Freestyle

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Terry Apala x Bisola – Bad Girl

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TPops Smallz – Joy (Ayo) | @iam_tpops

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PoliticsAdeosun, Reps Disagree Over Oil, Gas Exports by ijebuloaded(op): 4:55am On Jun 08, 2017
The Minister of Finance, Kemi Adeosun, says no laws have been breached by the service during the time spent connecting with pre-shipment investigation inspection agents and monitoring and evaluation for oil and gas trades from Nigeria, Channels TV reports.

The minister said this while showing up before the House of Representatives Committee on Public Procurement which is investigating affirmations of abuse, breach, and violations of the public procurement act during the time spent engaging the consultants

The minister disagreed with the lawmakers who told her that the Nigeria Export supervision scheme under which the agents are being engaged requires budgetary approval from the national assembly.

Source http://ijebuloaded.com/news-adeosun-reps-disagree-oil-gas-exports/

PoliticsRe: Ogun Communities Protest Against Bad Road by ijebuloaded(op): 6:32am On Jun 05, 2017
Suspense12:
Show us pictures of the bad road or adonbilivit
If you staying in the state .... yu will surely believe it

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