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ashjay001:
Oga, unfortunately, what she did, didnt warrant any beating!? U could have called off d relationship or walked out n never come back!?

I'm not clean either, but u didnt have to beat her into unconsciousness, to pass any message! U keep that for guys like u!

U're taller, stronger, more rugged, more reach; that is an unequal fight!?

I didn't beat her up.. Like I earlier said, it was just a reflex slap..

I see nothing Savagery here, except of course her irresponsibility in handling a joke from her fan.. More so that forehead seems to be bigger than every guy's Joy stick.

ashjay001:
Thats it, right there!? Once u start, it can only get worse!

U quoted and responded without asking what she did to warrant the slap and later beating from the guy.. To every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction (Isaac Newton)..
I frown at domestic violence only when it is really domestic violence.. I had this girlfriend 2 years ago, I traveled to her place to celebrate my birthday with her.. On the morning, an older cousin of mine who was very fond of me, though married called and my girl immediately grabbed my phone and answered (although I have warned her severally not to take my calls for me). The caller said "Hello sweetheart, just wanted to wish u a happy birthday". My gf without asking questions and without hesitation started hurling insults at someone she doesn't know and calling her names..
I got up from the bed, collected the phone from her and apologized to the caller immediately.. That was when she held me by my t-shirt and said she was going to seize my phone.. It was funny to me so I started laughing and the girl slapped me, out of reflex I slapped 30 minutes out of her consciousness..
She cried and reported to her friends and siblings.. They all called me a woman beater and perpetrator of domestic violence. Anyways to cut it short I left her on my birthday.

But there is one thing in this story that baffles me and everyone commenting here is missing out... What is it with ladies picking their man's calls, yet they lock their phones such that the guy can't even touch it?... Why would a girl wait for her bf or fiancee to fall asleep, steal his phone and start going through his inbox, sent messages and social media chats?..
It's an obvious fact that if they see a text from a lady like "Hello dear" they turn it into a big fight (quarrel) and sometimes even end the relationship... So my question is, are they just searching the guy's phone for an excuse to get out of the relationship?

somehow:
And why would an Esterner be the own goal scorer? E no like him own life?

A fixed match it is and must be replayed or cancelled in total.

I really don't understand.. Own goals are unavailable and inevitable in football.. I am a Chelsea fan so I will speak with evidence..
When batshuayi headed in an own goal to give Tottenham fc an equalizer just 3 weeks ago was it a fixed match? Or when John Terry slid and fell when taking the final penalty to give Chelsea fc their first Champions League trophy ever and Manchester United later went on to win it was it a fixed match?

More so, with the match ending 0:0 Wikki tourists would have gotten 51 points and would have still not been relegated. Not forgetting Gombe utd have been very poor and awful this season.

It's really very funny how people think.. Gombe utd on 43 points and 19th on the table playing against Wikki tourists on 50 points, 16th on the log and a GD of - 5, indicating they are a better side than Gombe United this season.
More so, Wikki tourists needed just a draw to stay afloat which would have kept them at 51 points...
I don't think the fans went boo-boo-zah because of any match fixing of which we are not sure of, they were just angry and disappointed with the club for playing an awful season.

Unguarded statements like this from a supposed 'Elder Statesman' has no energy to even scratch the growing agitations by IPOB members... The only way to have prevented it was to ignore the IPOB members and their leader from the very onset of their agitations... I guess it's too late now.

Deseo:
*pukes*

Hahahahahaha... Lols.. Some ladies on this thread are just literally wicked..

sekxy:
I asked her this..the day I posted it here..that was when she told me the truth that she bought it herself

That means she lied to u too... Then she doesn't deserve a good guy..
Secondly I am suspecting she is still sleeping with her ex. That's the only reason why she would tell her bf that it was a fellow girl's contact she saved...
My dear she deserves the BOOT... My advice is, she should amend her ways, become more truthful and open to people and above all forget that guy for now because he won't trust her again in a while.

On a second thought, why would anyone go to check his/her spouse's phone chats, call logs or contacts? .. What are they looking for there?.. If they eventually see what they were looking for can they handle it?..


I THOUGHT TRUST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BACKBONE OF EVERY RELATIONSHIP.

sekxy:
Lol. .I asked her and she said she bought it herself,I think she wants the guy to get her a gift indirectly and she doesn't know how to ask

OP I am a bit lost here... Initially u said she told u she got it from her ex and now she said she bought it herself... Pls which one really happened?

dingbang:
he feels he is dating a liar and girl filled with deceit

God bless u... No friction in ur head at all.. That's just the fact.

VargasVee:
The guy has been looking for a reason to walk away a long time.


Is he a baby? She should move on.

That is so not true.

I think Nigerians are getting the whole thing wrong about prospective Biafrans... No one is asking for war with anyone.. The Biafrans are just asking the FG to organize and conduct a referendum for them to decide amongst themselves if they want to continue being Nigerians or become an Independent Nation.. Now what is wrong with that?

abbeyfel:
Southwest following the north to win elections. Bros, whats the meaning of that. Is it not in this same Nigeria that both hausa, igbo and yoruba massively voted for M.K.O Abiola, a man from the south west? All tribes are corrupt when ıt comes to electioneering in Nigeria. The easterners are not any better. And besides, thats a very lame reason to want a break up! Tell me something more meaningful...

pls sir, can u pls give us a good example of a "non-lame" excuse to break away?

dessz:
just because a person speaks the truth, he automatically becomes a rival tribe the police swore an oath to honour NIGERIA not Biafra, he is going against his oath for honouring a rebel leader. ipobs can quote me, but I Dessz am neutral to ur wars and I will only speak the truth sweet or bitter, if e pain u remember that IDGAF

The mere fact that the police man poses for a picture with NK doesn't automatically mean he supports everything NK does... It might just be for fame (when posted on social media sites), popularity, likes and comments generation... I am sure if some of us were opportuned to meet Osama bin Laden one on one, we would have taken a lot of selfie with him to upload on Fb, Twitter and even naira land.

On the other hand if he supports freedom, I don't see any harm in it after all before the emancipation of Taipei from China, a lot of Chinese security operatives openly supported the freedom.

FitnessDoctor:
So you are saying that you two didn't take your bath after the adventure?

we just continued painting like nothing happened.

colbankz:
in d bathroom.............qoute me and recieve beating of ur life

lolz

We continued kissing and smooching for about a minute before my hands decided to explore new territories. I moved my hand to her ass and fondled it a bit, that was when I discovered she had only her panties on underneath the gown. I quickly undid the zip behind and waited some seconds, eeeh she didn't complain (green light number 3). Still in the ministry of smooching I held the helm of the gown took it up and over her head she just looked at me and smiled (eeeh she didn't say anything to stop me) and the she said "let's not waste any time further" (final green light my mind said). She held me by my belt pulled me to an unpainted corner, pushed me against the wall, brought out my cassava for 2, drew some circles with her tongue around the cap before inserting it into her mouth (damn, she was good). She sucked on it for about 5 minutes and when I started noticing my pre-cum I asked her to stop. I reached for my wallet behind and took out a CD and started putting it on while she unhooked her bra and slid her panties to her knee level. I told my self "this must be Christmas" because she immediately put her hands on the wall, arched her back baring a freshly shaved external pudendum making it accessible from behind. And before u say RECESSION I was in. She let out a funny sound I can't comprehend followed by an "oouch". I felt it too because mehn, my gods it was so warm tight and welcoming (the type I call Accomodative and Receptive). I started slow to acclimatize my dick to the new terrain after which I increased the tempo but I had to cover her mouth with one of my hands while the other fondled her erect nipple. I continued pounding fast and her cum started flowing on either sides of my dick with few trickles on her laps. shock waves started building up in me and soon enough I held her tight with both hands and exploded in her.
We rested a little before she wore her panties, bra and gown, smiled and said "why u de dull all this while, I been no even know say u good like this". I only smiled back shyly, still trying to catch my breath, picked up my roller and we both continued our work.

Lols.... We are all somebody's kids

I still couldn't stop starring at her at the far end of the wall because a large amount of testosterone has found its way to my cerebrum coupled with the fact that her painting posture was phenomenal causing a slight increase in the curves around her lower back and sides. And when she bends to paint a lower area throwing the full bum to my face, I would literally feel uncle JT increase in size, reduce, increase again, reduce again and in that manner like the neck a dragon about to spit fire till she changes posture.
After a while she turned and asked why I was starring at her and urged me to say what ever was in my mind, I just looked at her and smiled (one mind immediately told me dat was my green light). She turned back to continue her work as I wasn't saying anything and I decided it's "now or never".
I walked up to her, held her by the waist and kissed her neck softly and I noticed she hived a sigh of relief (green light number 2 I said in my mind). I continued caressing her sides and kissing her neck until she let the brush fall and then she turned and started returning the kisses.
.. To be continued..

I sometimes paint as a hobby and do small painting jobs and interior decorations too. I was on a job one faithful Tuesday in a newly rented apartment and after some hours of intense painting I decided to take a break and hurried home. Just as I was about to end my break a neighbor I have been crushing on (and she knew cos I always said it out, playfully though) knocked on my door and walked in on invitation wearing a free gown and no make up on. I would say she is a "5" facially on a 10 point scale, about 5ft 9" tall with the bodily features of a goddess.
She asked if I was busy and I told her what I was up to, she offered to join me and assist in whatever capacity she could and I accepted hastily. When I returned back to work site (with her) I noticed I was no longer concentrating because I would have to raise my head up in every 10 sec interval to look at her and she was aware I had cravings for her, as such she would playfully walk around with some funny feminine sexy gait, wriggle gently and even swivel at times.
Aboy was growing uncomfortable in my boxers because of the bad imaginative and assumptive thoughts going on in my mind. I decided to emancipate myself from the foolishness by engaging her with work, so I handed her a little paint brush and some paint with and showed her a portion on the far end of the wall to paint.

... To be continued

What is the craziest or weirdest place u have ever had sex... Share ur testimonies.

rebirthforgoody:
The guy might have dog at home.is not necessary that his the one eating the left over food saying this from experience.

are you saying that you also pack up left over meat pie crust after a date?

When you saw her again if she had allowed u to touch her, u wouldn't have taken her serious.
1. Her actions in the house Dat day and her appearance (am just thinking she must have appeared dashing to trigger ur LUST button afresh) made u to start developing new feelings for her u think is love.. It's not.
2. U won the battle when u refused coming out from the room to bid her good bye (she would kill to just see ur face in that moment before leaving).
3. U have nothing to fear cos she still loves u and misses u dearly and she thinks the moves u were making the other day showed u still have soft spots for her.
4. So she is only coming back to mend things with u but I plead with u to take her serious after the next Bleep.

ojun50:
Wht secondary sch are u currently attending nd wht class are u

not everyone here is a teenager OK.. Pls be mature with ur responses.