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Jokes Etc / Re: 19 Funny Things That Happen In A Taxi. by IKJ1000000(m): 2:58pm On Nov 29, 2014
[quote author=naijaboiy post=28427963]Well,,this doesn't happen here in france undecided[/quote. LMAO !!!!!!! When did u turn a france citizen No be me and you dey uniben here !!!!!!!

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by IKJ1000000(m): 5:58pm On Nov 22, 2014
I vote Niajaboiy not naijaboy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland [December 2014] Contest Winner - Naijaboiy! by IKJ1000000(m): 5:56pm On Nov 22, 2014
I vote naijaboy over and oVer Again!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: A Guy I Like Seems To Be Ignoring Me. by IKJ1000000(m): 3:26pm On Oct 23, 2014
Walk up to him and ask him y he ignores u......................DATZALL
Celebrities / 3things You Don't Know About Phyno !!!!!!!!!! by IKJ1000000(m): 12:43pm On Oct 02, 2014
Am a die hard fan of phyno,I can hardly stay a day without hearing those inspiring and hardcore lyrics from phyno..........tho I observed some Distinctive or do I say Suspicious qualities about him
1.HE IS ALWAYS ON BLACK;phyno would always wear black in all is videos,I guess black is his favourite
2.HE IS ALWAYS A DARK/BLACK SUNGLASSES; this makes many think may he is one-eyed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3.ALWAYS ON LONG SLEEVES.....................all this I discovered in all is videos,WHAT DO THINK ??

Health / Who Wears Dirty Undies More,girls Or Guys ? by IKJ1000000(m): 1:08pm On Sep 16, 2014
Each and everyone's comment would be needed here pls,am not trying to be bias I believe if we relate we shall get to know buh ¤¤ in omowumi's voice ¤¤if u ask me I would. Say is the girls !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literature / Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by IKJ1000000(m): 6:04am On Sep 03, 2014
AudreyTimms: APPRECIATION

My first and foremost gratitude goes to my Inspiration, The Holy Spirit. Thank you for giving me this beautiful gift and for helping me utilize it. Thanks for showing me in my dreams stories to write, thanks for pointing out stories for me to write in people around me. Thanks for always pushing me to go and write and for sitting beside me when I'm writing to give me knew twists and ideas. Above all, thanks for always being with me. I love you, Awesome!

I want to appreciate my husband who stood by me throughout this period. Thank you for never complaining when lunch or dinner came late because I was busy typing. Thanks for never getting tired of my asking if a particular grammar is correct. Thanks also for telling me you are ready to spend your last dime to make sure I achieve my dream of being a renowned writer. Thanks for believing in me even though you couldn't even read up to a chapter of the story and want to wait to read it when its published. I love you.

Gratitude goes to my dear friend repogirl for convincing me to post my story here. Thanks for all the advice you've given me concerning my stories and furthering my writing career. You are a friend indeed! God bless you and your family.

Appreciation goes to Arc. Oluwaseun Olagunju, my Prof. I have to give you the title of 'My Greatest Fan' because you were indeed that. I appreciate your insights, corrections, prayers, encouragement and jokes. Thanks also for being my manager.

I want to appreciate Larrysun for being the first to comment on the thread even though I didn't see him again after that. Your comment on spacing my paragraphs really helped. Thanks.

Thanks also to Costlybabe. You were the second person to comment on the thread at a time I was already losing hope. Your comment of 'super story' made me continue posting. Thanks dear.

I also appreciate incredibleme for posting my thread on other threads without fear of repercussion which probably got my story to the front page. I appreciate you.

Halfcaste1, my kolo friend and my able PR thepatroit, you are highly appreciated.

Too many people to appreciate. My darling and wonderful readers, I've compiled your names in order of appearance and I hope I didn't leave any name out. Some monikers funny sha!

God bless you all. Thank you.

Costlybabe, Halfcaste1, shokoloko, morsadh, incredibleme, Rhyno02, sommyqueen, estellar12, nickilimah, almacherish, codedbaby, Timothy3113, bibie01, Aliyuozioma, princesa, ADUKKY, Oyizzti, Mercyesse, Holubunmi, ully, Hauneg, Jiteshell, vivikul, vicosir, typompy234, ifyonoj, deebarbie, princesa, ormorlehwah, kanechimex, Temmyojo, Flakkydagirl, MsMichaelz, orla01, slap1, Plaitex, emmabest2000, tbmas, goldwaters, Kaycee7, timpaker, dadoctore, pammusphy, toykathy, Essydiamond, avuekwe, hebenz, Fatalveli, Savigne, Ruhbiee, zinylizzy, okotv, maryhaam, aiyepekuruth, vonn, adeayomi08, olarafiat, fadario, oHaddy, Olamilekan08, chibwike, Euphrosyne, rahmatitohan, Bhummieluv, bookhy, Pororo, joe17, Freshpage, capip120, adalusha101, bountiouz, Candis009, pricelesslove, Goldenbasil, Jennimma, gaczee99, Dorisbest, philmama, PrinceAdepoju, Sarahjoe1000, Whizpeter, Snowangel4, jaybiz007, aprilwise, sammyjay3, ifynwa15, Damzy997, nnoly, Okinjay, wunmzylala, debybeautyworld, akejujoe, shomart, plumule, tumaraya, Hameenat94, lilypet, Smartlux, Queenstar, mmig, Adesylvia, hephzibahbeulah, zoe123, Balley, Funniez, Emanuel1997, ojingbe, leoloi, shaks97, omoh19, ezblessyn, indomitable234, segunjowo, Maryclaire1, d4real890, handmaid, purityval, ance12, Cheriepet, Victhoriah, seunviju, christabeli, Ainooyozi, seunlarry, ADUKKY, typompy234, preciousberry, Gibjewel, Funkybim, JeffreyJamez, Ladycarol, Mj45, PrettySpicey, crislyn, ully, Shoelace1, ameenahz, Chiamaka01, bussyzionite, charijee, Orikinla, promzee4d, Debbysky, kaylasparkz, Ice4jez, kinbid, hieroglophyicz, onosj, gal10, TemitopeDaniel, stormybucci, trusted, fadario, mitchie58, dammygoody, kceemart, jollyjoy, Kprice, anasbeaut, Joannicky, swtangeljones, Bilany, blondndbeautiful, omotalkie, 3Dimension, Emmykul4love, Annie09, Ego2, khaffy, chii8, eneLight3, lait, Harrychocoberry, vance12, ebysandra, Komzzy1, annylove, Jesusbaby93, oluwabunmilola, Vibra, RAFIC Toeyean1507, heemah, bouqui009, Yudeeaikay, ToriEmMason, SexySapphire, SallychizzI3, Suzzytee5, phebean008, Princesschi, udison, boladex1, Tbrak, olasunbophummie, Babetolux, myndd, holyboss, MidieMeliss, Orlolahdey, kaypayble, GbemiAjags01, pinkylev, shomart, crazo, arolexwalex1, kadiriafolasade, BabieGhagha, Tomkhalifa52, Kajiang02, Omoakin5, HelenBee, Mrblaze06, abbychi, somaa and all my ghost and guest readers! (Sorry if your name was mentioned twice)

I love you all.

With tears in her eyes, this is Audrey Timms taking her final bow as the curtain of Unfulfilled Promises draws to a close! Ciao!
God would not forgive me if after reading this,I don't drop the much Needed appreciation,,,,,,,,,,,,,audrey you are good,am gonna follow you bumper to bumper as far as this NL is concerned
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by IKJ1000000(m): 2:22am On Aug 28, 2014
Who says 54 aggregate can't get you medicine ............45488175cc!!!!!!!! I thank God
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 7:37am On Aug 18, 2014
babestell: Does this take effect in all states or is it just Lagos?
In benin and osun state is where I can confirm to you!!!!!!!??
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 11:32pm On Aug 17, 2014
sheypian: Rev., ebola is the one preaching now,who dare not listen and do watever it preaches? Ebola *mo juru*


There is God ooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 11:31pm On Aug 17, 2014
acada111: As for pentecostal churches, na for everybody to bring him own cup from house, hold am out make pastor wear gloves pour the communion wine put. lipsrsealed This method will really help cheesy
Lol??
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 11:30pm On Aug 17, 2014
Edusouls: Nonesense rule, there re is no reason for alarm, nigeria is not a serious ebola case, and there re many many ways it can be spread, like barbing with d same clipper of infected person, sharing buses, schools, markets, intercourse..the sweetness of the things life have overshadowed the faith of our priests and bishops, i dont blame them when they own private jets, expensive assets, 4wd's, millions at bank account, so why wont they be afraid to die.. so this God they proclaim that have a better place for them na just 4 mouth, chai so much fear of death shows that our faith is just by mouth...
##in 2baba's voice## NOBODY WAN DIE BUH DEY WAN GO HEAVEN.......
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 11:26pm On Aug 17, 2014
poiZon:






Uhhhhhhh.................













am CUMMINGGGGGGGGGG
WEIRD
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 11:25pm On Aug 17, 2014
lawrenceunaa: the but i that if an ebola virus infected individual happens to dip his/her hand to take a communion there is still a high probability of him/her touching other communion thereby contaminating them. You know the rest.....

U dnt get it............the priest would place it on ur left hands & u pick it up with ur right hands and consume b4 the priest not u picking it up directly from the "Golden" cup

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Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 11:21pm On Aug 17, 2014
ayusco85:

This has nothing to do with faith bro. Prevention is better than cure. And btw religion has nothing to do with this, this is just common sense.
Tell them bro .............
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 11:20pm On Aug 17, 2014
Ubenedictus:

hehehehe.

Only a stupid man will refuse to help himself when it is within his power to do so.


Abioooo !!!!!!
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 11:17pm On Aug 17, 2014
plainmirror: OP where is the source? Lyk say na u forge d tori giv us abi
They av started that preventive. Measures in benin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Religion / Re: New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 10:04pm On Aug 16, 2014
Point out the but !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Religion / New Way Of Receiving Holy Communion Due To Ebola Virus by IKJ1000000(m): 7:40pm On Aug 16, 2014
In the Recent meeting held by the archbishop conference of the Catholic church various ways to curb the spread of ebola In the church were discussed. The former" hand to tongue" method of giving holy communion was suspended for the time being. Henceforth the communion would be placed on the left hand which the communicant have to pick it up him/herself. The routine handshake in every mass as a way of sharing peace with your neighbor was also suspended. Nobody wants to die! What's your say?

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Education / Re: How Many Time Did You Write WAEC/GCE? by IKJ1000000(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2014
Wrote jamb&waec thrice tho I started from ss1........
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by IKJ1000000(m): 10:07pm On Jul 29, 2014
Doff my hat sporadically for swagalord.................bros I greet u
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by IKJ1000000(m): 9:43pm On Jul 29, 2014
masterpein: hoi na dat dreadd zone? Mk im prepare 4 kilimanjaro
. Chuckling !!!!!
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by IKJ1000000(m): 9:41pm On Jul 29, 2014
I hail reputable men of substance of last year thread that are now bonafied unibenite........our cs0 adex,masterpein and my very good friend alikazon........................

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by IKJ1000000(m): 9:37pm On Jul 29, 2014
mizBerry1: 67
. Any medicine score higher than diz should quote this post,,,,,,,,,,,,,,good1 missberry

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by IKJ1000000(m): 9:30pm On Jul 29, 2014
Am a staylite in the building,my younger bro scored 64 agg. For medicine,any score higher than this for med should quote me mehn.................................................naijaboy I sight u bro !!!!!!
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by IKJ1000000(m): 8:05pm On Jul 04, 2014
It is well !!!!!!!
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by IKJ1000000(m): 2:50pm On Jan 10, 2014
#following#..................good work guys !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 7:10am On Jan 05, 2014
C•S•0™:

[b]
KK, go ahead and start clearing(we're ryt behind you) ....as for me and my children grin...we won't start until we read/see the Instructions for 2013-2014 Clearance Exercise.
Happy sunday bro


*DAZALL*
[/b]morning.........
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 11:11am On Dec 27, 2013
chidi2pus: TAKE UR TIME MAN.................................DATZ ALL4NOW
undecided
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 6:43am On Dec 16, 2013
*#Nelson #Mandela from prison to president.
*#Obasanjo from prison to president..
*Theodore Orji from prison to Governor.
#Omisore #Iyiola from prison to senator.
*Al #mustapha from prison is now becoming a
Brigadier General. *Joseph came out of prison to
become the Prime Minister of Egypt This prison is
better than University oooo.....
Please lets start applying as Nigeria prisons starts
2014 admission process....
who knows whether you fit become your Local Govt
Chairman
Education / Re: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 5:13am On Nov 26, 2013
[quote author=Ken excel][/quote]....................

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