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EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 8:42pm On Nov 22, 2013
tsleazy: My victory speech ....
PRAISE THE LORD !!....I am champion again...once again i have started a page "000...the last time i won was page 1000 believe it is not easy...thanks to Jesus, etisalat, and my good calculating skills i am the champion of pages: 800,900,1000,1500....
And of what benefit iz it 2yhu ?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 9:01pm On Nov 21, 2013
odizeey: i no greet u
. Who cares ?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 8:55pm On Nov 21, 2013
Viewing this topic: odizeey(m), Riley_Freeman(m), Becketh(f), Samsantos9(m), exPLIcit7(m), Sir-Tunechi(f) and 2 guest(s).

I GREET y'all.......
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 8:14am On Nov 21, 2013
M0rning y'all
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 11:07am On Nov 13, 2013
a.m 2 Y'ALL
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 6:06am On Nov 12, 2013
Ever since i was admitted,ayaf not see my course mate oo..
repping team ECOSTAT EDU
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 6:02am On Nov 12, 2013
idemujos: I greet the full house oo. I am new here. you guys too much, i love the post that i am viewing.
J.J.C
LiteratureRe: Twins'war by IKJ1000000(m): 10:25pm On Nov 11, 2013
I am following man....more update 4me jor !!!
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 9:48pm On Nov 11, 2013
PrinceOse: ok lets b realistic here....only uniben doesnt wana calloff strke..lets c reason
becos day re mre stturbon?
pride?
d leactures re so rich dat even wen fg rent payin dem day re still copin
day knw wat day re really lukin for
if u guy culd jux tink deeper y do u tink d oda uni agreed to calloff did day bribe dem? or day re suffering frm d strike? nd uniben did nt acpt bribe cos it is too small or day still ve moni left
ok ASUU strike for 4month which day wuld ve called off since if fg agreed to deir requirement nw day wanna calloff even wen fg asnt agreed...mayb uniben day re jux being mature nd want to accomplish deir goal i.e to pay exactly wat ASUU want
i cant say for sure dis d reasn uniben doesnt wana calloff
]O.P
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 10:38pm On Nov 07, 2013
IamTitanium: Wat kinda moniker is IKJ1000000.So effing Lame dawg! Says alot bouchu neyy
[b] xamd 2u Man[\b]
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 10:33pm On Nov 07, 2013
odizeey: no na,na my negative for faith eye na,i toast am na,n she say mk odas bware of me.
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 10:33pm On Nov 07, 2013
odizeey: no na,na my negative for faith eye na,i toast am na,n she say mk odas bware of me.
issues lyk diz should b sorted out privately not here,....be WARNED
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 1:29pm On Nov 05, 2013
Nnaa sir tunechi told me on 2go that clearance begins 25nov,o ezikwu ?abeg helep confirm and buttress itttt,..
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by IKJ1000000(m): 5:36am On Nov 03, 2013
Ken excel: Wow.....but i pray make Alex no come lose everyfin @ d end o.
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Mehlena ah swear i must marry u...
*Goes down on my knees,open up a diamond ring case,brings out d golden ring and look up @ mehlena....*Will u marry me dear*?
If u say no..i will kill myself...
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Nice write up dear...abeg continue d epistle.
c mumu na woman u dy toast,sch go open nxt week o,wit or witout ASUU
PhonesIz High Time A Website Like Nairaland Av An Application Like 2go,whatapp E.t.c by IKJ1000000(op): 1:56pm On Nov 01, 2013
an application that would alert yhu on followed topicz wud b a good idea,whatz ur viewz,commentz and criticz abt diz...
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 1:49pm On Nov 01, 2013
yhu bathe ur body,use towel 2dry ur wet,clean body....Then y do towelz get dirty huh?? #still wondering...


HAPPY NEW MNTH Y'ALL
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 7:28am On Oct 30, 2013
Ken excel: Oga jazino gud marwin sir....me i neva do am oo...no sign of say ASUU go soon call off strike.
S.M.H
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 7:26am On Oct 30, 2013
jazinogold: Viewing this topic: Oghos1(m),
Ken excel(m), IKJ1000000(m),
Detivo(m), owoleola, Tinaoyen(f),
Adex097, iLLiE(m) and 3 guest(s)
na wa o.......una good mawning o! Aw tins nw? hope una don gather una clearance documents?
oga mi,gud morning o,any info abt d clearance?
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 7:12am On Oct 30, 2013
Detivo: guy am nite walker... Go 2 bed al of u
u remind me of d type of powder my aunt uses on her beautiful face"NIGHT WALKER"
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 9:54pm On Oct 29, 2013
[quote author=Riley_Freeman][size=22pt] 1000th Post!!! [/size]

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I feel so honored to achieve and also not forget my 1000th post. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting my 1000th post and not forgetting about it has been a dream of mine for many years. And I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way.

First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my dog "Action", for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a
week. Next I would like to thank the lizard that
lives in my backyard for climbing walls because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day.

I also want to thank Uniben for making me be a part of this crew. ASUU& FG for making me this idle. This really is a special moment in my life and I also would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. Not forgetting "Trafford" , my forerunner. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget.

I just remembered a few others I would like to thank; Seun Osewa for creating nairaland.com, the fish I caught in Primary 6, the light in my room because I wouldn’t be able to see the
keyboard without it, the internet for letting me log on nairaland.com, All the wonderful pals I have met here, My amazing phone, the network provider(s), My fingers for typing even when tired, the chair I sit, my house because without it I would be homeless.

And last but not the least, I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal this is to me. I have
been working on getting 1000 posts and not forgetting to mention it for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day.

Hopefully my goodluck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked
me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve
anything you set your mind on.

To all the younger ones out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Having 1000posts is amazing, and I say "Thank you" to everyone. God bless.




Edited grin.



#Celebrating_1000_Posts_On_NL. cheesy [/b]
[/quote]Congratz man,iz not easy aving a thousand post in NL,buh u xabi write epistle oo...
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by IKJ1000000(m): 8:59pm On Oct 26, 2013
following lyk cat folo mices
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by IKJ1000000(m): 8:42pm On Oct 26, 2013
odizeey: no o,i b d guy wen gt d resturant,i no dey drag woman
LOLZ
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by IKJ1000000(m): 7:47pm On Oct 25, 2013
more update pls
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 3:10pm On Oct 25, 2013
*running 4rm NL main gate and sweating profusely*
where on diz green earth iz mehlena,waiting 4her update o,@her thread oabi oga riley yhu c am
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by IKJ1000000(m): 2:48pm On Oct 25, 2013
Mehlena: #continuation...
The next day, Alex sat on the sofa in her living room, with a bowl of popcorn in her hand watching her favourite soap opera, she lived in a self contain apartment at Victoria island, Lagos. Alex had left work late the day before because she didnt want to burdened with extra work next week tuesday, monday was a public holiday- 1st of october, and luckily for her it was also her birthday.

Daniel had left her office on friday morning, when she told him she had a boyfriend
"he is a lucky guy" he had said before leaving. A little relieved Alex had thought he would back off after that, but he offered to drive her to her apartment after work because her car had been faulty lately an offer she reluctantly accepted.
Sighing she stuffed a hand full of pop corn into her mouth, Betty had called her early that morning sounding very happy, she told Alex she was coming to her apartment because she wanted them to have lunch together and plan for Alex's birthday. Alex felt relieved that Betty was neither mad at her nor suspicious of anything, her friend's happiness meant a lot to her. She thought of what to do that morning, then her mind went to Nosa, he hadnt called her for days or visited her for close to 3weeks.. She reached for her for phone and dialed his number..
"hello...hey babe whats up?"
"hi, am good. how are you doing?" Nosa asked. He was a 29 year old rich guy, handsome and classy. He worked for an oil company and lived at Ikoyi Lagos.
" am fine, i have missed you" she said
"me too"
he cant even apologise for not calling me sef she said to herself.
"where are you now?
"i am work" he answered.
"on a saturday?"
"yeah i dont want to leave any work undone till tuesday any problem?"
"no i just thought we could hang out today...its been a while you know"
"i would have loved to but i gat to work, maybe on monday we could work something out"
"okay, sure" Alex feeling dejected
"alright then, will call you later bye" he said and then hung up
I dont even get this guy anymore sef, she said to herself frowning... Shrugging she picked up her bowl of popcorn and stuffed some in her mouth. Just then her door bell rang, 'hmm this one that Betty is here so early i hope she brought breakfast o' smiling, she said to herself as she walked to her door and then she opened it only to see the last person she expected to visit her....
#to be continued...
desperate daniel
LiteratureRe: >>one Last Minute....<< by IKJ1000000(m): 2:28pm On Oct 25, 2013
Adex097: *sits next to his boss with a jar of cuban_coffee on standby*


Nice one @mehlena
#Following grin
*comfortably sitting on z SUV*Gud one mehlena,i dy folowfolow o
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 9:52am On Oct 25, 2013
Oghos1: Tf have we done 2 PHCN? angry sad embarassed cry
this post hav been eaten
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 10:30pm On Oct 23, 2013
[quote author=I-am-Winner]sylva. my own opened.

Check ur credentials properly.
[/quote]wetin yhu see,clearance eligibility form ?or no changes ,tell me biko...*nervous*
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 5:36pm On Oct 21, 2013
akpan aniefiok: .dey dea i don dey make cool cash.ASUU pls cöntinue ur strike
xay na dat money u dy make 4rm wheel barrow pushing b cool cash...
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 5:33pm On Oct 21, 2013
Samsantos9: No surprise, I already know that you are dumb. I recommend you visit yaba left.
CHUCKLES
EducationRe: NEWLY ADMITTED UNIBEN STUDENTS 2013/2014 SESSION... by IKJ1000000(m): 4:23pm On Oct 20, 2013
odizeey: abegi
park well man
EducationRe: University Of Benin Students (undergraduate/graduate) Chatroom by IKJ1000000(m): 4:20pm On Oct 20, 2013
observing

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