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Woah, see beauties, I love them ladies.

So when the women are seeing their menses how will they do it? A woman will still be a woman till d end of d world.

Tell her 2 kill nchekwu ulo, all dos reptiles dat looks like lizard dat is always climbin d celin, abeg wats d name again in english. Smh am an igbo student. Thanks. But that will help, nt joking

Twaci:
She needs medical and psychological help then.

Kindly vote me for Miss. Nairaland 2015. Thanks .

. Nnem imaranma oh, I will vote for you. Add me 28302FEB

We are voting PDP out in Abia State if Uchechukwu Sampson Ogah is not giving d flag bearer in Abia State but will definitely not vote for any APC candidate cos APC is not our Party, we hate APC and we are rejecting APC so GEJ2015 na dia we dey.

SHOCKING NEWS: THE EX-MUSLIM PRIEST SAID THAT ”ALL MUSLIM MUST CHANGE TO CHRISTIAN TO AVOID HELL FIRE”


While I was working in a muslim mosque as an imam, as a parish priest, I preach in my parish that Jesus Christ is not God, for me, God was only Allah, and I believed Allah never got married, so no sons for Allah. So I preached there that Jesus is not God. Then somebody ask me, who is Jesus?’’ from the crowd. Maybe a muslim, but he asked me, who is Jesus?’’ I was preaching he is not God, but the question is who is he? To know who is Jesus? I read the entire Koran once again: 114 chapters, 6666 in the Koran when I read it, the name of prophet Muhammad. I found it in Koran 4 places, but the name of Jesus I found in 25 places. There itself, I was a little confused. Why does the Koran give more preference to Jesus? And second thing, I could not see any woman’s name in Koran: the Prophet Muhammad’s mother’s name, or wife’s name, no, in the Koran, there is only one woman’s name that i found is Mariam, the mother of Jesus no other woman’s name. And in the holy Koran chapter 3, the name of the chapter is family of Mariam,’’ and holy Koran chapter 19, the name of the chapter itself is ‘’MARIAM’’ one chapter is ‘’MARIAM’’ so I was very curious to know why does Koran says all these things about MARIAM, holy Koran chapter 3 verse 34 onwards says that Mary was born without original sin, she never committed any sin in her life, she was ever virgin.

Koran chapter 50 verses 23 say that she went to heaven with her physical body. Even the assumption is writing in the holy Koran and then about Jesus, when I read chapter 3 verses 45 to 55 verses, there is 10 point which the Koran makes about Jesus. The first thing Koran says (kallimatulli) the arabic word which means ‘’the of God’’ and second thing is ( ahimokuli ) which mean spirit of God and the third (isa masi) which means Jesus Christ so Koran give the name for Jesus WORD OF GOD, SPIRIT OF GOD, JESUS CHRIST. And then Koran says that Jesus spoke when he was very small, like 2 days old. after his birth he began to speak , Koran says that Jesus created a live bird with mud. He took some mud, he formed a bird; when breathed into it, it became a live bird. So I think Jesus can give life because he gave life to mud, clay, and then Koran says that Jesus cured a man born blind and a man with leprosy, e.t.c

Curiously, the Koran says that Jesus gave life to dead people; Jesus went to heaven; he is still alive and he will come again. When I saw all these things in the Koran I taught of what Koran says about Muhammad, according to the Koran, prophet Muhammad is not the word of God, not spirit of God he never spoke when he was 2 days old, he never created any bird with mud, he never cure any sick people, he never raised any dead people, he himself died, and according to Islam he is not alive and he will not come back. So there is a lot of different between these two prophets. I didn’t call Jesus, God, you know my idea was ‘’He is a prophet but he is a prophet greater than Muhammad; so one day I went to my teacher, the one who taught me 10 years in Arabic college, and I ask him, teacher, how did God created the universe? Then he said God created the universe through the word,’’ THROUGH THE WORD. Then my question is: ‘’WORD’’ is creator or creation? He must clear this, my question is whether the WORD of God is creator or creation. Koran says Jesus is WORD of God. If my teacher says word of God is creator, which means Jesus is the creator, then muslim must become Christian suppose if he says the word is creation he will be trapped. You know why? He said everything was created through the word. Suppose if he said the word is creation, then how did God created the word? So he cannot say that the word is creator, or creation, so he was quite angry he push me out of his room and said word is not God, not creator or the creation you get out of here, ‘’he said

The reason why Muslim doesn’t accept to be Christian is because they are blinded with the wrong teaching of their priest, Imam. They said that the word is creation they try to prove it wrongly…… they say the word is not creator, not the creation, but not God. And no creation also. They don’t equal with God, that all their problem. So when he said that I told my teacher, word is not the creator or the creation.’’ So, that is why Christian says the word is son of God. Then he told me if there is son for God, I must show him the wife of God. That without wife no chance of having a son then I showed him a portion from the Koran. Koran says that God can see without eyes, God can talk without tongue, God can hear without ears. It is writing in the Koran. I said if that is the case, so God can have a child without a wife. I took my Koran, I put it on my chest, and I said ‘’Allah’’, tell me what I should do because your Koran says Jesus is still alive, and Mohammad is no more. Tell me whom should I accept.’’ after my prayer I opened the Koran, I didn’t asked anyone, I asked only my Allah. When I opened Koran, I saw chapter 10 verses 94. You know what Koran says? It says if you have any doubt in this Koran which I give to you, go and read the Bible, or ask the people, those who read the Bible. The truth is already revealing that.
I beg all muslim to give their life to Christ because he is the only way to the kingdom of God. Please don’t perish like other muslims that is serving the god they do not know. I welcome you into Christ Jesus as you change your mind to accept him today. God bless you.

SOURCE: Linda Ikeji's Blog in NEWS HEADLINES

Too bad

Miss Honduras Found Dead After Vanishing Days Before The Miss World Competition. 


Reigning Miss Honduras, Maria Jose Alvarado, vanished with her sister, Sofia Trinidad, after a party last Thursday. 

BBC reports, citing officials, that Alvarado, 19, and her sister have been found dead.         

The pair had been celebrating a friend's birthday near their home town of Santa Barbara, where student Alvarado was spending time with her parents before flying this week to London to represent her country.

The missing women were last seen getting into a vehicle as they left the party.

It emerged on Monday four people including Trinidad's boyfriend had been arrested and were being questioned as the last-known people to see them alive.

Coello confirmed: "Four people are under arrest. They include the owner of the party venue and Sofia Trinidad's boyfriend. They are being investigated."

The case has caused consternation in the notoriously violent central American country, home to the most dangerous city on the planet.

San Pedro Sula, just over 30 miles from Santa Barbara, is the murder capital of the world with more than 1,200 killings a year among its nearly one million inhabitants.

Its murder rate of 169 per 100,000 people far surpasses anything in North America or much larger cities like Lagos or Sao Paulo.

Alvarado describes herself on a Miss World website profile as an aspiring diplomat who enjoys playing volleyball and football in her spare time.

She beat 18 contestants to win the Miss Honduras crown in April.

She missed an appointment on Sunday evening to try on the dress she hopes to win Miss World with.

The women's mother Teresa de Jesus pleaded last night: "Open your hearts and understand my pain.

"There is an all-powerful God that sees everything and I hope you set them free."

Miss World is due to start on Thursday, with 120 contestants competing for the crown. Source: http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/miss-honduras-found-dead-after-vanishing-days-before-the-miss-world-competition/ar-BBeE5HW

DaDevin: LMAO.... now that's what i call weird...

. Yea bro, very weird

Very interesting stuff y'all.

Mind blowing!!!!!

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater...
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

My Name is Emeka from ESUT, I have#50,000 capital i saved up to
start Recharge Card Business. My Girl friend at IMT wants a new
Nokia Lumia Phone, I bought her the phone because i love her so
MUCH and it cost me #48,000 now I am left with 2,000... What Am
I ??
1. A good businessman
2. A good boyfriend
3. A man with good heart
4. Godly sent
5. One in a million
6. Heaven sent
7 .Maga
8 Fool
9 cheerful giver
10 Sensless fool

They should beta produce more.

EBOLA WAS CREATED IN
THE LAB JUST TO MAKE
BIG MONEY.!!!
........................ ............................
Don't be deceived Africans wake up. They will go into the lab, invent a disease they claim has no cure, they will come to Africa infect one or two persons with it because they know its faster to spread it in Africa, then they will be the first to tell us the name eg HIV EBOLA.

Governments across the
world will donate money to research which they will pocket because there's no research they
know the in and out of
ït, making big money
from killing people. Ask yourself, how come when a disease break in Africa they are they first to tell us the precautionary measures to put in place.

if its a new disease like they claim how come they know so much about it including the symptoms since when have they been carrying out this research to have known all the symptoms and preventive measures to put in place if they are not the ones that invented and injected it
into human.

just to make us believe they will say it came from
monkeys, gorillas or ape,
is it today we've been
coming in contact with
monkeys and gorillas
how come they make us
believe that all the
disease that has no cure
come from these animals
don't they have monkeys and gorillas abroad if they do then why is it that it is always because Africans came in contact with these animals is why they were infected with
diseases, even when we
fully know that they do
all sorts with these
animals even the way
we can't, they are the
ones that kiss monkeys
and even have sex with
them.

This disease are just like system virus where someone will create a virus and anti virus just to make big money from software companies across the globe.. Don't be deceived EBOLA is one of those virus created in the lab and infected on people just to make big money inform of research.

Let us even reason If Ebola first broke out in
the 70's how come they
know it is ebola, wouldn't it have meant that someone has been studying the disease in the lab is why he/she could immediately recognize it when it first break or do you want to tell me that when it first break was when they started studying it and came up with the name ebola.

Let me reason like you
for once, when the first
ever victim fell sick, let's
assume like every other
sickness ofcourse the
family members will
think Its just a common
illness and so will probably try to take care
of the victim in their
own ways which means
they would have come
in contact with the
victim all the family
members would have at
one point touched the
victim when trying to
help him, how come
they were not infected?
Now when the sickness
got worse and they
decide to take him to the
hospital mind you in
taking him to the
hospital they would
probably have come in
contact with the victim
by carrying him into the
vehicle or whatever form
they use in taking him to
the hospital, doctors on
receiving the patience
since they don't know
what it is might have at
one point touched the
victim, even the nurses
too, so how come they
were not infected, how
come only the man that
was infected died of the
disease, what of
everyone that came in
contact with him? Stop
being foolish if ebola
was first discovered in
the 70's by now it would
have spread beyond
measures because no
one knows anything
about it and it would not
have been contained like
they made us believe it.

How come its suddenly spreading now that we even have better information system.. I can agree it was made known in the 70's that was when they were still testing the
system and now they've
fully gotten it they decide to inflict it on Africans just like they do with system virus. Ebola is a lab virus aimed at killing Africans wake up.

Please Pals I don't see anything wrong with the President of Nigeria giving the parents of the adopted girls money, its been a norm everywhere that when you visit the house of a rich man you will surely go with something. N/B: D president didn't give them the money 2 bribe them or 2 shot them up but just 2 say thank you for honoring my invitation, pls stop condemning the president because I see nothing wrong in what he has done. Let me ask you, if you have the opportunity 2 meet with the president in his house won't you expect 2 go with something? Pls just stop dis is the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria we are talking about He deserves some respect from you guys.
#TEAMGEJ# He is the best

Pretyangel25: u re right I guess I have 2 tell my sis about it

If you let your sister know about this you are going 2 destroy your sisters home, my advise is dat you keep it 2 urself, tell him you dnt want 2 do such thing wt him, give him reasons why you shouldn't indulge in such tins and I believe he will understand.

fijiano202: OP u are a fool with astericks,Firstly how can we be jealous of mary when we serve the same Jesus,Secondly ur doctrines may tell you that you are not greater than angels but me and my own family are greater than all angels in heaven and on earth cos we are created in Gods image,read ur bible to understand that.Thirdly the way catholics interpret bible is their greatest doom cos Jesus clearly states it in the bible that ''NOBODY GOES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THRU ME'' so worshipping mary wont take you to anywhere and also the mary u catholics worship is an idol.Fourthly theres no virginity after giving birth and mary has other kids......do you want more,just ask and it shall be given

Wow bro you've said it all, I love that, tell them.

Who is Mercy Johnson, what is she doing in Atlanta, anyways thats not my business

Send me ur email, dis is mine bro iknopro50@yahoo.com, I think I like dat car

iknopro: 1.8 if you agree inbox me. Iknopro50@yahoo.com or add me on bbm 28302FEB let's talk more.

sowi d email address is iknopro50@yahoo.com

1.8 if you agree inbox me. Iknoprod0@yahoo.com or add me on bbm 28302FEB let's talk more.

28302FEB, pls I need a gf from Ph, any gal dat wants a serious date, dat deos not like money, dat is ready 2 share n I share should add me. NB : Am serious

CocoLoca: i need to first find a man before i pamper him, abi no be so?

Am here add me let's talk, I need a woman in my life too, so since you are searching and I am too, let's hook up. Waiting for your add dear. Add me on bbm 28302FEB

CocoLoca: i need to first find a man before i pamper him, abi no be so?

Am here add me let's talk, I need a woman in my life too, so since you are searching and I am too, let's hook up. Waiting for your add dear

HML bro, God bless your union, you two are d light of dis world so shine more brighter

Lilimax:

Lili why laughing naa?

APC is still chasing shadows, 1st †☀ comment

Congrats, Nigerians are going higher everyday.

[quote author=Me_Aboki]Agreed, he should do the needful, otherwise NW and Northerners will storm the streets in protest for sacking their sons and daughters; yes, we will not take these sacking marginalization lightly. [/quote]If you like storm d whole street of Abuja n Lagos or even in all d 36 States in Nigeria, Mrs. Stella Oduah will not be sacked

Pretyangel25: The lady in the 2nd pic make sense die. I like her chest wella

Lesbians they don come, waiting you dey look for ur fellow woman chest, chei END TIME THINGS, na 14 years you go go dis tym