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fitinwell:
[size=18pt]Op you have not passed any message as far as i know.. All you have written here are just repetition of words. What the computer system understands as power off is shutdown.. So in whatever mode you did to achieve this.. As far as its shutting down.. No problem.. In Nigeria we don't shutdown.. Nepa does that for us.. Thanks[/size]

ayatt:
shiites never see anything first..


were is zakzaky sef? that idiat that threatened the FG that war will occur if he is arrested

were is he now?

HateU2:
olofofo, I yam not after 6packs. I just like his face not money

HateU2:

See my boo begging another girl to follow him?

Mogbe ooooooo
Help me oooo
Don jazzy, I yam here ooo


Lala, u dey look me ni

Haykinz14:
Thanks bro.it worked. Lol. I have been dulling since morning

Mizzzbeee:
I did the yes trick and was debited #40

Manutd19:
How do you use it on PC?

gr8gem:
I just dey lazy to comment dis days, sum body tell me why

Adalberto:
who is charly boy no worry, Mr President won't even read it sef...

NgeneUkwenu:
See the "The Children of Hate! Known as IPOP Youths! Any good news about their Country/President makes them sick...!

My prayer is, every enemy of this country...do what? Die By Fire!

Mizzzbeee:
try opting in after opting out, you won't be allowed... Tried it on two sims

seunmsg:
And PDP should remain a regional party.

vedaxcool:
Wailing zombies be like we won't take it Buhari is killing our members we will take him to icc. another wailer bites the dust.

LuveU2:
U hve

Thats great

succyblinks:
Na to pass sky run nai sure pass ohh

LuveU2:
With those ripped bodies, i will gladly wait

kenonze:
2500000 likes for u.

So annoying.
They will be the one quoting u up and down.
Mtcheeew

madridguy:
Instead of GEJ to attend to the Chibok girls issue, he went for PDP rally where he was photographed dancing with some women with big ukwu.

He still waited for Malala advise before he invited the Chibok girls parent for meeting. Then turned his blame to US for not selling arms while Dasuki office was used to steal over 2.1 Billion dollars.

Today is exactly a year we the good people of this nation voted out the clueless and wicked man.

Thank God for PMB, Thank God for APC.

brize:
The Gen. is a suspect.

dridowu:
100mbps
idowutel is the name of the network

obiorathesubtle:
I've waited for sth like this..



Okay, here goes.. This girl yea.. We're cool n ish.. She's about 3years younger.. Buh our chat is mostly x-rated..


So one day, she says I should come over, I dress up, buy a stuffed dog, swallow my viagra.. Sachet of condoms in my rear pockets, check my breath, do some sit ups....


I get to her house all charged up and ready to _fuck her brains out.. Yea.. So I see her cousin with her(a boy).. They laughing and talking about nonsense, and my eyes twitching, steaming with anxiety and whatnot.. I give her the dog, she loves it, she hugs me.. I look at that ass and imagine all the good time I'm gonna have when her cousin leaves..


30minutes later and her cousin's still sitting on the couch telling bland annoying jokes.. Urrrghh.. I wish I had a gun!!.. Not too long after, he gets up and is about to leave.. And just as he steps outside the door.. You wouldn't believe it.. Her mother walks in.. Now I'm sweating more than when they told gandhi he about to die.

So her mum walks in.. I'm sitting like a good boy(lucky I wore jeans, covered my hard upstanding dick).. So, she introduces me to her mum as her senior in school(fair enough.. But I still get to suck your soft boobs and _fuck your wet vagina)..


So.. Her mum was looking at me different, like I'm some kinda bad boy.. Pfft.. So.. After much talk.. I'm feeling kinda uneasy.. I had to leave, find an alternative.. Cos the viagra aint smiling with me.. I bring out my wallet, so I can take out my transport fare back home.. The condom falls out on the ground.. ohgoodGod! The awkward silence was sth else.. I almost left the condom on the floor.. But I squat'd and picked my rubber up(like a boss) without looking at her mama's face..



I left, and ever since.. Stephanie has never talked to me.. Maybe her mum beat her.. Iono

otijah:
#istandwithUBAH for presidency 2019

Tochiokoye:
yea am from Anambra

nuelzy:
igbo and calabar....leave fine for dem.....male or female







bt u see dose yorub ppl ehn....


just leave matter ...its beta seen dan said

connkg:
Please who knows the full meaning of the abbreviation "PSP"? I pay for it, know what it's about, but don't know what it stands for. Any one?