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Religion / Re: My Terrible Experience In A Church Today by ikuku(m): 8:03pm On Jan 10, 2016
Bekwarra:
My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.

When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.

The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.

Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.

What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying

"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".

After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.

The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice

"What do you think you want to do??"

He replied me

"You heard what the pastor said brother".

I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said

"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"

and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with

"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".

He was shocked. grin

One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.

My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher

"Please don't even try to follow me". angry angry

He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home.



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Crime / Re: Photo - Housewife Dumps Day old Baby Into Toilet! by ikuku(m): 9:40pm On Jun 26, 2015
GUYS, THIS MIGHT BE A CASE OF POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION. POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION IS REAL AND IT IS A PITY THAT OUR PEOPLE DO NOT RECOGNIZE THESE HEALTH ISSUES BUT DECIDES TO PUT BLAME ON THE VICTIMS.
Travel / Re: My Experience With South African Immigration At Port Of Entry. by ikuku(m): 11:34am On Dec 28, 2013
What are you looking for in South Africa? Why don't you stay back in your country.

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Sports / Re: Vote For Stephen Keshi!!!!!!(and The Best Coach Of The Year ....) by ikuku(m): 11:43am On Dec 03, 2013
Well, we can still turn it up by spreading the word/media around. The mods should put this on the front page.
Sports / Re: Vote For Stephen Keshi!!!!!!(and The Best Coach Of The Year ....) by ikuku(m): 9:34am On Dec 03, 2013
so far the Algerian coach is leading
Sports / Vote For Stephen Keshi!!!!!!(and The Best Coach Of The Year ....) by ikuku(m): 9:32am On Dec 03, 2013
Africa Top Sports Awards 2013: and the best coach of the year ....
BY NICOLAS- NOVEMBER 26, 2013 AT 21:36 -

And the best coach of the year ....

The year 2013 was particularly rich for African football and its coaches. CAN, fierce qualifications for the next World Cup in Brazil (5 countries qualified (Algeria, Ghana, Nigeria, Cameroon and Côte d'Ivoire) and African competitions still disputed.

Difficult to make a choice! Here is our first category: the African or foreign coaches operating on the continent that have marked the year.

Vote and rotate!

http://www.africatopsports.com/2013/11/26/africa-top-sports-awards-2013-et-le-meilleur-entraineur-de-lannee-est/
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj's Oyato: Hit Or Miss? by ikuku(m): 7:47am On Jul 16, 2012
THIS SOME FCVKED UP SH!T! The single is a complete miss, we call it over the bar. D'banj yab well well.
Politics / Re: Photos Of National Funeral Ceremony Of Late Dim Chukwuemeka Odunmegwu Ojukwu by ikuku(m): 6:54pm On Mar 03, 2012
BlackPikiN:

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Politics / Re: Murtala Muhammad's Face And Name Should Be Removed From Naira And Airport by ikuku(m): 12:16pm On Oct 01, 2011
MM=MURITALA MUHAMMED!

MM=MASS MURDERER!
Music/Radio / Re: MC Loph Is Dead (The Man Behind The 'Osondi Owenu' Remake) by ikuku(m): 5:46am On Sep 15, 2011
R.I.P mcloph! cry
Politics / Re: Militants Blockade Umunze-ogbunka-owerre Ezukala Road by ikuku(m): 12:24pm On Jun 25, 2011
THIS REPORT IS SKEWED. I HEARD THAT THE OWERRE-EZUKALA HAVE BEEN USING THE DEPUTY GORVERNOR WHOSE WIFE IS FROM THEIR PLACE TO INTIMIDATE OGBUNKA COMMUNITY.

THIS IS SOME 18TH CENTURY droppings. THEY SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL WITH THAT silly INTER COMMUNAL FIGHTING, THIS IS 2011! IT IS PATHETIC TO SEE EDUCATED FOLKS FROM BOTH COMMUNITIES ENGAGING IN THIS KIND OF BACKWARD ATTITUDE.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: D'banj & Don Jazzy With Jay-z, Kanye West & La Reid by ikuku(m): 5:27am On Jun 13, 2011
martinosi:

Dont be a fool!, The reason why these American Illuminati Rap Artist are signing these
Nigerian artist is because they have been instructed ie Jay-Z/Kanye by the people that control
them ie the Media Giants ie Seagram, Viacom, Vivendi Universal, Time Warner that have Majority ownership
of the Big 4 Record Companies that control the Big Labels that Jay-z and Kanye Manage, notice i
say Manage!!!
They do not have 100% ownership, "House Negros"

Also you have be very aware right now in Africa and i saw this in Nigeria that Nigerian Youths
do not look up to American Artist no more. They see people like P-square & co as examples of be
self reliant and succeeding in music and Business and life.

Nigerian Music has nearly destroyed and out competed American Music in Nigeria and also the Nigerian
Artist are becoming more influencial in Africa. P-Square makes over $70,000 Dollars per show in other
African Countries, that shows you their power and influence.


The African Music Market is becoming very lucrative and these Puppets ie Jay-Z/Kanye are trying to
secure the market for their master ie Sony Music Entertainment, EMI Group, Warner Music Group,
Universal Music Group


Its all about control and Influence and its another strategy of trying to control africans and keep them
under using "House-Negros" like Jay-Z/Kanye to keep Field Negros ie Native Africans under submission
on the plantation.


P-square made a statement that was so true last year in an Interview on TV. When they asked them
do you desire to collaborate with American Artist. they said "American Artist are calling them to work
with them and do shows in Africa"
. The further stated that they need to show African Artist that they have to be independant, Learn the business aspect from people that are good at it ie may from abroad, but do not try compromise your own musical integrity!!!"


MY CONCLUSION IS THAT NIGERIAN ARTIST SHOULD LEARN FROM THEIR COUNTER-PARTS THAT ARE
SUCCESSFUL ie P-Square etc, and dont sale out to people who are not interested in your interest.

JAY-Z/Kanye are just interested in sucking dry the Euro,Dollar, Pounds etc of Africans in Diaspora and
in Africa. But they are Just Puppets for -

1 - Sony Music Entertainment
2 - EMI Group
3 - Warner Music Group
4 - Universal Music Group





I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH BULLSH!T IN MY LIFE BEFORE!!! DUDE, YOU TAKE THE CAKE FOR PULLING A LOT OF SH!T OUT OF YOUR OWN BACKSIDE. angry
Politics / Re: Mko Abiola: 13 Years After An Empire Crumbles by ikuku(m): 4:17am On Jun 13, 2011
I still can't understand why folks like to celebrate rouges Abiola was a criminal that contributed to the stunted growth of Nigeria and Nigerians. He contributed to most coups including the one that brought Ibrahim evil spirit Babangida, who plunder Nigerian wealth with the help of Abiola. Now people are referencing Abiola's empire, whish empire are you deluded folks talking about? Ignorant mofos!

How did Abiola bring democracy to Nigeria when he single handedly spornsored the most coup that brought military rulers into power embarassed
Crime / Re: Stupid Nigerian-Kenyan Ambasador Beats His Wife by ikuku(m): 8:18am On May 31, 2011
Politics / Re: Senate Approves N1.5 Billion For Ojukwu, Ex-briafran Soldiers by ikuku(m): 8:16am On May 28, 2011
good job gej! cool
Nairaland / General / Re: U.s.a. Visa Lottery by ikuku(m): 7:39am On May 02, 2011
Do you have the link so that I can check for my relatives
Family / Pharmacist Charged With Beating His Wife To Death With Baseball Bat by ikuku(m): 11:41am On Jun 21, 2010
Pharmacist charged with beating his wife to death with baseball bat
Suspect admitted he and his wife had a fight

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Posted: 06/17/2010

By: Ellen McNamara
By: Keith Baker
TAMPA - Detectives were called to a home in the 8600 block of Villa Largo Drive late Wednesday morning where they found the body of a woman covered in blood.

She's identified as Juliet Ademoye.

Her husband, Olufemi Ademoye, told detectives they had a fight inside the home. He ran to a neighbors house to get help and to call 911.

Detectives say Ademoye claims his wife had a heart attack.

Inside the bedroom, officers found evidence of a different story. The master bedroom and bathroom were covered in blood. An aluminum baseball bat with blood that matched the victim’s blood was found nearby.

John Munoz, lives next door to the couple and often saw the couples son playing basketball. Munoz said when he first heard about the alleged crime, he immediately felt for the young boy.

"The kids life is ruined forever," Munoz said. "No matter how much family he's got to back him up, it's nothing like losing your father and mother."

Munoz said the couples son was out of town for the summer.

Ademoye is now charged with second-degree murder and for the first time Thursday morning went before a Hillsborough County Judge.

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/r , seball-bat
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by ikuku(m): 5:05pm On Jun 12, 2010
It is still Super Eagles for life! cool
Sports / Re: Up Super Eagles by ikuku(m): 9:34am On Jun 11, 2010
Because they are hungry for goals and the WC. wink
Sports / Re: Up Super Eagles by ikuku(m): 1:10am On Jun 11, 2010








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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: [0 - 1] On June 12, 2010 @ World Cup by ikuku(m): 6:48am On Jun 10, 2010
Naija wins this one. cool
Sports / Re: Up Super Eagles by ikuku(m): 6:45am On Jun 10, 2010
Guys, y'all need to make this place more lively. angry
Sports / Re: Goalaaaso!the Super Eagles Anthem! by ikuku(m): 6:44am On Jun 10, 2010
GOOD JOB PaJ cool cool cool
Sports / Re: Up Super Eagles by ikuku(m): 11:34am On Jun 09, 2010
Mods pls sticky this lets make it a pictorial thread for our World Cup team
Sports / Up Super Eagles by ikuku(m): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2010
courtesy of Dodo from CE





































Sports / Re: How Far Will Nigeria's Super Eagles Go? by ikuku(m): 6:12am On Jun 07, 2010
^^^^How convenient! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Sports / Re: How Far Will Nigeria's Super Eagles Go? by ikuku(m): 9:18pm On Jun 04, 2010
Nigeria might just win the WC!
Politics / Re: Legendary Harold Smith Speaks About Nigeria ‘hidden Agenda’. by ikuku(m): 9:44am On Oct 01, 2009
I don't give a damn about what this old man has to say. Today is Independence day, Nigeria is 49.
It's 49 years since our destiny was given into our own hands. Instead of whining about 'atrocities', why don't we use this period to ask ourselves what we have done in that period to improve our lot?
No matter what claims anyone makes, we cannot have endured a harrowing experience like the Chinese did under colonialism and Japanese occupation. Look where they are now!

Remember Obama's speech. There comes a time when we need to SHUT UP about colonialism and focus on what we can do for ourselves.
If, on indepencence day of all days, you cannot see this simple truth that we are accountable for our issues, then i'm sincerely sorry for Nigeria and Nigerians.


Happy Oct 1st everyone.


KEEP DELUDING YOURSELF!

NIGERIA IS DOOMED AND IS A HOPELESS JUNGLE, THE BRITISH KNEW NIGERIA WAS JUST A CONTRAPTION. THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING, YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT.
Politics / Re: Legendary Harold Smith Speaks About Nigeria ‘hidden Agenda’. by ikuku(m): 7:27am On Oct 01, 2009
For those that said "we shall overcome", it is 3 yrs and running, have you overcome yet? wink

This is Nigeria!
Jokes Etc / Re: Money by ikuku(m): 4:48am On Jun 14, 2007
What a dumb wife! cheesy cheesy cheesy

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