₦airaland Forum

Emmanuelsun0001:
Fear catch you lol

Not fear, laziness. All money I have made in this life are legit and they're defendable, so there is nothing to fear. I don't get involved in fraudulent things.

I had more than 30 verified bank accounts, so the stress to be on the queue and waste hours at the bank was unnecessary. Na man (SIMP) wey dey madly in love with one woman dey cry during heartbreak.

MamaFutures:
Am cooking something special for you guys

You're welcome, just that my parents taught me not to eat other people's food, but I'll eat yours. If you need money to refill your cooking gas, don't forget to reach out to me. 1kg is now 1800.

One newbie that year did a crypto transaction with me and added Binance and Crypto as the description and that's how GTB suspended my account since 2022 and told me to come defend myself to reactivate it. I just abandoned the account for life. Nothing to defend, but I just don't have the time for such.

"Create accounts on multiple exchanges," I yelled that year, but people attacked me and said they can't even control one account let alone 5.

Now they're doing it and a lot of them are encountering verification issues for weeks. In this life, when everyone is docile, be vibrant. When everyone is vibrant, observe.

Ceasarceasar:
Which exchange can I sell my usdt apart from okx

Try CBN Headquarters Exchange. They're fast and reliable with instant arrest as bonus.

I complained of an exchange that has locked me out for weeks now even after using different SIMs, settings, APN, etc. I didn't tell you Glo wasn't part the networks.

Today, my Airtel and MTN are simultaneously having signal issues, so I subbed my GLO and nonchalantly tried to login my Bitrûe account and I was IN Instantly. I just smiled when I saw all my long trades were intact and I'm even in profit in most of them.

So, don't write off GLO and also, some of our online login issues are caused by our service providers, not the website.

nna777:
Omo it has started already.

I told you they'll prefer the bigger side. I'll leave if it hits 69k. I won't wait for 71k.

Hotice085:
Is there a way to create a third party settlement center with legal backing?
All we need do is to have someone who stands in between any transactions between 2 people, can we have a legal perspective for this

For now, trust is the issue amongst us Nigerians. Even someone who used to be trustworthy can change tomorrow.

So, a lot of thoughts need to go into it. For now, other exchanges are still doing P2P. Let's watch and see if they'll bring all down.

The thing is, people in govt. are into arbitrage, but they don't want others to benefit from it.

They converted their Naira to Dollar at 750/$ or less and devalued it, then sold at 1900. They brought it down to 1180/$ and sold most of the Dollars to themselves, but sold again at 1450/$. Now, they are planning to bring it down to 1000/$ or less so that they can mop up everything and crash the Naira again to maybe 2k.

Normal Nigerians are in for 8 years of manipulations and hunger. Very soon, sui cide rate will increase again.

Garri sellers are patiently waiting for small issues so that they'll increase a custard to 5k.

There is fire on the mountain.

Evaloyal2J:
Please Build that platform sir.

If I must do it, I must be very careful to conceal my identity. If I don't, they'll come after me as a saboteur. So, it's not really easily, but it's doable.

Erikiel:
P2P has been disabled on OKX 😥

Scammers are just waiting for P2P to be disabled in every trusted exchanges so that they'll be the only ones to sell to you. After you've sent them money, they're gone. So, everyone should endeavour to have a trusted middle man.

Looks like I'll build a middle man website cuz there are only a few trustworthy people to handle that.

Wise transaction has been removed from Binance, but I still transact in Wise on the exchange.

We'll always find a way, so you guys should not worry. With all these clamp down on mediums of transaction, I can guarantee you they'll create scarcity and this will push the black market to 1700 or 2k per Dollar in no time.

I just feel bad because the common man will suffer because prices of goods will go up again, yet some companies are still paying people 25k or 50k as salary. House rent will go up more. Damn!

The poorer the people become, the more powerful the rich and political class will become since poor people will worship them in exchange for 5k. This is the sad reality people don't see.

SuperOnyi:




I perfectly understand you sir. Please don't take that "fake Igbo" tag serious, most people who use it on others are very ignorant and dumb — most fall under the first category and the rest fall under the latter willingly and unwillingly.

Most of the dumb ones can not engage me in a debate on this issue because they're just like an average Nigerian. These people do not know the origin of the concept of today's Igbo identity, these are the idiots who believe they are superior to other Igbos — pathetic! Typical black people. I'm talking about the Anambra vs Enugu and so on e-warriors.

You know what makes them so dumb and foolish? Old Anambra was created from the northern half of East-Central state in 1976 , then in 1991, it was divided into two states — Enugu state and Anambra state . You see why these guys are dumb? Even the rest of the states known as Igbo states were all calved from the same region as the first two. There are a lot of them on Nairaland creating threads to belittle others — that's why Ojukwu said we must "denigerianize" in his speech (Ahiara Declaration).

Most of these guys scream "Biafra" at the tip of their voice but are just like the average Nigerian.

Boss, although some of them might be dumbos; however it is important to understand some are just genuinely curious. I'm not gonna lie, when I first learned about those Igbo relatives in other states — I was fascinated. This must be one of the reasons Bro Onyema could do no wrong in my eyes back then .

They're just like theists who just found out there are thousands of religions in the world . I'm 100% sure my Igbo mother would be one of those that would get flabbergasted when someone from that side says he's not Igbo .

I get it, but I still won't forget 2012 when I wanted to buy something from an Igbo clothe hawker and I tried to use Igbo to start a conversation before I'll switch to English so that he won't notice I can't speak it.

To my surprise, the guy just humiliated me and said, "What are you saying? You're speaking rubbish." Instead of correcting me, he abused me.

Since then, I have never made an attempt to speak Igbo to an Igbo person EVER. I speak English straight. If he wants to cheat me, let him cheat me.

I went to a shop last year to buy an electronic and the sales girl there started speaking Igbo to me. I understood what she was saying, but I was upset that she just assumed I was Igbo.

I cautioned her and told her I don't understand the language. She apologized and we continued our transaction in English.

sholikay:
I had a low battery,so I had to log out...I'm mostly on nairaland..but yesterday,I had not much battery juice.....

Boss,you can still run it for me .. I believe you can... however,I'm still your ardent follower.. whether you give me or not...
.I have always learnt from you ,and always look forward to your post on nairaland...🙌🙌🙌

You lost the 5k, but I still sent 1k to your Glo.

sholikay:
haaa!... Boss,I'm am ardent follower of yours....I will really appreciate your kind gesture at this era of "EBI npa wa"..... kuda microfinance bank.. or Glo...

Thank you boss..

The offer lasted for only an hour. If you had replied yesterday.

BeardedMeat:
Without conceding that you are right, a sensible government will harness these potentials and turn it into a positive one. But you already know they won't do it less the ingenious Igbos become greater than they already were.

I was a kid when I started hearing of people referring to any items they deem low quality "Igbo made", not minding whoever fabricated the item. Now above my 40s, I'd have thought they would be shoe industries everywhere making real leather shoes owned by Igbos while the raw materials are supplied by Fulani herdsman. But that's never gonna be because the people have allowed the politicians to divide them along religious and tribal lines and became two parallel lines that can never meet.


But FYI, if not for the numerous substandard goods that come in from china and, majority of Nigerians wouldn't even be civilized because we don't produce any in commercial quantity whether fake or real and have limited buying power for high standard goods.

I totally agree. Igbos have done lots of good for this country, but we all know that even if you do 99 good things, 1 bad thing will just ruin your reputation.

If Mr. Beast gets convicted of ra pe or murd er today, all the good he has been doing will not be fully recognised again.

SuperOnyi:



My boss, the percentage of Igbos who have no time dragging uninterested people into the Igbo identity is higher although we can all agree that the Igbos are more related to you guys than those you mentioned. I never knew much about some of Igboid groups until I came on Nairaland and was quite surprised about how they felt about the people known as Igbos today.

So, I'm sure we can also agree that the today's concept of the Igbo identity is a recent creation... An "Igbo" person from the communities bordering Rivers is more related to you than another Igbo from Nsukka. There's this man (Bro Onyema) I respect so much (you remind me of him ) as a kid, he would say he's not Igbo but looked like the stereotypical Igbo man and easily fit in with Igbos -- we all believed him but whenever he was speaking in his kwale dialect I understood everything more than I understood people from Nsukka .

See, we love Igbos, but there is something that upsets we Rivers people. The Igbos adamantly say we're Igbos and when we can't win the argument, we agree, and boom, they turn and say we're fake Igbos. They begin to act like our master and trust me, we hate it, hence we vehemently deny any association with Igbos.

But, when we see Igbos and others in a fight, we secretly side the Igbos. In my case, I love being neutral.

If I see an Igbo, Hausa or Yoruba in a fight or argument, I tend to listen to everyone and make judgements based on who is right, but deep down, I want the Igbo to win and at the same time, I want the truth to prevail, hence I tend to be neutral.

I support one Nigeria and at the same time, I support disintegration. Whichever comes, I'm cool with it as long as I don't pay light bill till the day I die.

As I said, I love all tribes, except Fulani men and I don't hide it.

BeardedMeat:
Without conceding that you are right, a sensible government will harness these potentials and turn it into a positive one. But you already know they won't do it less the ingenious Igbos become greater than they already were.

I was a kid when I started hearing of people referring to any items they deem low quality "Igbo made", not minding whoever fabricated the item. Now above my 40s, I'd have thought they would be shoe industries everywhere making real leather shoes owned by Igbos while the raw materials are supplied by Fulani herdsman. But that's never gonna be because the people have allowed the politicians to divide them along religious and tribal lines and became two parallel lines that can never meet.


But FYI, if not for the numerous substandard goods that come in from china and, majority of Nigerians wouldn't even be civilized because we don't produce any in commercial quantity whether fake or real and have limited buying power for high standard goods.

Igbo people are just too smart. Startup money and constant electricity is just their problem. Also, I think the govt. is intentionally not giving them the enabling environment to avoid creating monsters they can't tame.

For me, I'll always like Igbos, but my problem with them is, since they know they're smart, they use that wisdom to cut corners and hence, venture into large scale piracy of things people consume and this is a health challenge and lowers our lifespan.

If it was just shoe, clothes and other things we don't consume with our mouth they pirate, I won't be that bothered.

Remman:
Lol! There are many LGAs benefiting from their resources and they're not making noise, you're the one making senseless childish noise up and down.

Mention the LGA that is better than mine and what the indigenous people are benefiting that is better than mine and you get 50k recharge card. You can't, so rest and keep quiet, kid.

The focus is on what the indigenous people are BENEFITING, not what the govt. is benefiting.

Just did. Lemme wait and see if I'll hear sound.

Since this girl came, I haven't heard a sound from their room. I'll chat him up now and tell him it's as if he's not delivering his polling unit and if I don't hear moans from their room, I'll tell his wife.

Remman:
Go on google and type

Highest revenue generating LGA in Nigeria.

Secondly, the people there are not childishly making noise over it because they're used to it.

You just want back and forth conversation, so I'll permanently ignore you.

We are talking about LGA where people are benefiting from their resources and you're talking about revenues generation that the people don't enjoy, but govt. officials loot.

That state or LGA with the highest revenue generation, how many of the indigenous people are enjoying free light for close to 20 years now?

Your argument no get head. Have a nice day, dear, and stay blessed.

Tohmey:
So Etche, Oyigbo and even Ikwerre no be Igbo? Keep on deceiving yourself

My dear, we Rivers people love to be identified as Rivers or Niger Deltans.

If I'm with a gun and someone calls me Igbo, your chances of surviving is slim cuz I find it offensive and insulting.

We just love to be neutral. Some Rivers people don't mind if you call them Igbo, but I mind and I dislike being misidentified.

I like Igbos, Hausas, Yorubas, etc. Na only Fulani I no like, but I like their women.

So, don't think I hate Igbos. I'm just NOT Igbo. I like the fact that Igbos are the smartest technologically in Nigeria, but I hate their desperation for money. If they can make it legally, I'll be so proud of them. I just don't like fraud or crime.

It's not only Igbos that do this, but they're first class in fake consumables, drugs, etc. and they're so fearless about it. I hate their desperation, but love their confidence.

Remman:
wetin do your own hand?

I have already seen the result and every fingers point at my LGA. I just want you to be the one to break the news.

Remman:
Lol! Only LNG in Bonny aside Shell, Mobile, etc. is in a day generating for Bonny and the entire Nigeria what your LGA can not do for itself in the next 500 years. In fact, your LGA's allocation (survival) comes from oil and gas mined in other LGAs including Bonny that you're looking down on. So, don't make noise like a child.

Nigeria's problem is corruption.

Go on Google and type: Highest oil producing local government in Rivers State.

Take a screenshot and show me.

Remman:
Lol! Only LNG in Bonny aside Shell, Mobile, etc. is in a day generating for Bonny and the entire Nigeria what your LGA can not do for itself in the next 500 years. In fact, your LGA's allocation (survival) comes from oil and gas mined in other LGAs including Bonny that you're looking down on. So, don't make noise like a child.

Nigeria's problem is corruption.

And my LGA is which?

Remman:
There's excess light, money, women, food, enjoyment upon enjoyment in Bonny LGA, Rivers state and the people are so used to it that they don't make this kind of childish noise.

My LGA is way better than Bonny.

imagrg:
If free toto dey no problem oh.

My d*ck can't stand with condom. I last way too long skin-to-skin even if the pussy is too tight, so using condom, I'll just last 20 years inside her.

This is one of the reasons I decline girls a lot. They might think I have erectile dysfunction, but won't know I'm afraid of infection. Also, if I knack you as a woman, dem no born you well not to fall madly in love and I'm afraid of clingy and over-loving needy women. They can easily kill you when they see other girls want snatch you from her. They're dangerous.

My rich neighbour's pretty daughter has been begging me for weeks now, but I told her I can't. I even promised her card so she will not bring the topic up, but she refused.

Wait, why do you people love free sex so much? That sh!t scares me even though I know I always deliver my polling unit every single time.

sholikay:
Boss I dey feel you
...👍👍

One spirit is telling me to send 5k or even if it's 1k card to the first commenter, but another spirit is telling me not to waste money under APC. Which do you think I should listen to?

In all you do, please focus on solving a problem that will fetch you MONEY.

Even if you don't make Heaven, please make money and help your family members so that they won't be distracted from the Heavenly race.

You can't be chasing money and Heaven at the same time. There will be distraction.

Stay focused on one FIRST.

Honestly, Nigerians are suffering under APC. Anyway, they deserve it and I don't care anymore.

I went out this evening and all the money I withdrew is gone based on billing. I couldn't say no even though I'm the king of Mr. No. E be like say I go just dey indoors throughout Tinubu's regime.

There were girls ready to follow me home for free sex, but self control made me say no. The infection out there is too much.

I Just Discovered Something

I want to brag and I don't care who gets offended.

I just realized I was born in the greatest local govt. in Nigeria. No other local govt. can compare.

1. Free light
2. Free water
3. Free rivers and pond for fishing = free fish
4. Free primary and secondary education (no school fees)
5. Free scholarship home and abroad (if you're smart)
6. Free farm land to go into agriculture if you're an indigenous person
7. Free land for house — if you're an indigenous person
8. Free palm fruit if you want to go into red oil production
9. And more

After watching videos of how Nigerians are suffering under APC to fuel their gen just to charge their phones, I felt privileged.

In fact, you need connection to get even 10 liters. I just realized how lucky people from my LGA are, yet most of the guys here are rugged and into cultism, fraud, and dru.gs. Some of them live in the bush.

Your place get constant power supply for free for close to 2 decades, yet you live inside bush. 80 percentage of the shops and businesses are owned by Igbo people.

What is wrong with my people?

If you're from this LGA, in Rivers state, and you're poor, you're just lazy. You can't come from a blessed place like this and still be poor.

If you have electric vehicle here, you'll never remember fuel exists.

Even me, once in a while, I get lazy and forget how blessed we are here.

You'll never know what you have until you lose it.

My married cousin called me that he wants to visit me and spend 2 days with a girl that has been disturbing him.

He told her he's married, but she said she doesn't care. She told him to make her a second wife. It's more than 2 days now, but she has refused to go.

Why? Free constant light, free food, free dick, and more.

I never knew having free light is a thing of pride and I dey here dey am less less.

I need to start being proud like my brother Burna Boy. I'm too humble for my liking.

Sex no dey even hungry me else I for tell am make him bring the girl come room make I use d*ck scatter her leg since she no wan go.

MamaFutures:
But am serious.
If you really want to make my day, Call me Mama de Mama or Mummy Futures or Mama Futures.
Not Mama

Mama di Maria. I salute you.

MamaFutures:
Point of correction next tym don't address me as Hello Mama. Rather address me as Mama de Mama or Mummy Futures.

Okay, now I know there are people funnier than me even though I'm the one who wrote a book on how to build a sense of humor for men.

I can categorically tell everyone that this account is operated by a man. Most Nigerian women don't have a sense of humor like this. All they care about is urgent 2k, bleaching cream, shawarma and hookup.

You people won't kill me on this thread. Mama de Mama. Let me just log out and head to Tiktok before laugh go kill me.