₦airaland Forum

Assetosky:
Can't these exchanges block or disable the merchants increasing the rates? Maybe they want to start dying like binance

They can, but that isn't good because they'll end up not allowing Naira to float based on demand and supply just as the Nigerian government wants it.

Checked P2P now and saw 1424/$. I no longer care the direction this economy is going. As long as Nigerians can afford 3-square meal, I'm happy.

If market women increase the price of any of their goods that hasn't experienced price reduction since Naira appreciated from 1900 to 1100, that idiot will face misfortune. He or she is part of the reasons Nigerians are suffering.

ProjectNEXT:
This fcb flop yesterday

Before you know it, they'll go for fake maintenance, ask you to upgrade by force to be able to withdraw. After you've done all these, they'll give you 24 hours of wait. The next day, they'll give another excuse.

As time passes by, more people are upgrading and when they've gotten enough, no one can log in again and in few days, the site will be offline and they'll exit from their Telegram or WhatsApp group. The end of your money.

Wait some months later, another Ponzi will pop up by one of the people involved in the previous one with a new branding and sales pitch of how it's different from what is out there.

Skypeaceconsult:
I'm in...watching how it ends...Seen all the flaws pointed out

It will always end in tears. It's just a matter of time.

Since goods have refused to depreciate in price, let it go back to 1900/$ so that those of us who mostly hold Dollars will smile too. Also, I want it to appreciate to 1000/$ to enable me convert my Naira to Dollar. I'm happy with any direction it takes. I'm only upset with market women.

ProjectNEXT:
Every night, before sleeping, i can decide on which dream to have. I can just say i will dream of having so so things, doing this and that and it will happen like so. After waking up, i will remember my dreams like a 8k movie

I used to have this power. I can't explain how I lost it. Maybe, stress or sin took it away.

Also, enemies can't hurt me neither will bullet or accident. When they come, I develop wings instantly and fly.

Some times, if I wake up half dream and go back to sleep, I'll start a new dream and gradually it will automatically transition to the unfinished dream.

Towards the end of the dream, I'll find myself close to the gutter to pee with my friend. The pee go just dey sweet pass sugar and hard to come out.

Four minutes later, bed don wet and I'll end up not telling anyone my dreams cuz I'm already ashamed of my reality.

Even though I'm troublesome, I support peace this time around and people should stop dying.

I hate what Hamas did to those Israeli party-goers. I like the fact that Israel paid back to avoid looking weak, but now, I hate the fact that the payback has refused to stop and innocent Palestinians are paying the price beyond what Hamas committed.

Oizee:
If everyone is farming how will the real farmers earn money? They should tackle security and support the real farmers with necessary tools jor....

The real farmers that are so wicked in raising prices? I know you'll give an excuse for them and I understand.

motionarena:
Like your daughter?

Rest, little SIMP.

This law will really help men in their saving culture. It will reduce gold-digging and even kidnapping cuz some of these bad people monitor who sprays the most in an event.

Spraying of money has a spirit just like crypto.

You won't know when you'll be all in spraying 3 million Naira you withdrew just to let people know say men mount, but you only have 2 million left in your account.

Also, spraying is addictive. When you're used to it like Cubana, if you don't spray, it looks like the event is boring to you because your addiction has been taken away by EFCC.

Women hardly spray money. When they manage to, their sugar daddy or husband gave it to them. Men should emulate women in this regard. They're 99.99% stingy with money.

They'd rather buy 6 million Naira fake bone straight hair than spray their best friend 500k at a wedding.

So, if you want to show off, put it in an envelope. If you can't, because no one will see it, you want the world to know what you're giving, then buy the person a car or a house or anything you can afford with the money and can be VIVIDLY seen since that is what you want.

After all these expenses, she'll soon grow and start doing hookup on TikTok for 15k.

Modified:

It's not all about training your children in school and when they graduate, you leave them to go into the labour market to look for a job in a company owned by someone who didn't go to school.

It's about training them in school and in trade (business). Or having your own business so that when they finish, they can continue with you or they must've learned how businesses work and they'll use you as a source of courage to start theirs with the money you'll lend them.

When they have their children too, they do the same. With this, there will be no poverty, but no, all these parents care about is school and nothing else.

This school of a thing is a thing of pride for the parents, not the child. They just want to be able to brag among their colleagues about how they pay millions every year for their kids to go to school. In turn, these colleagues will respect them and see them as good parents.

Na when this child they're speeding on will start doing hookup in school because of feeding money and other expenses, na that time their eyes go clear.

sweetveek:
i just hope you don't talk in real life as much as you type online sha because omoo, no offense

I hope you don't yell at your wife or girlfriend the way you yell with bold letters and can't even start a sentence correctly with a capital letter and end it with a period.

You'll make an abusive husband and a terrible father/teacher. No offence though. I'm just being honest and I know you won't pick offence as a real G!

harry2sexy:
So in all, we'll be making 6 trades?

What leverage?

Is the long and short at the same time? Can this be done on 1 exchange first.
For example, i use $1 long and $1 short. If long is at $2.06 dollar, can i close the long on profit and close the short at say 0.002cent?

I love to be vague sometimes so that people will use their hands to figure out the leverage or settings that'll work for them.

Osanoghodua1:
No white lady here. Blacks should stop all this.

It's not by race. Whites are worse though.

If women are protesting nak3d and I'm the president, I'll encourage them to keep doing it as long as none of my family members is part of it.

DieRich5:
I think I saw ur post about buying dollar at 1k ND now it's going up




CBN people nor dy use dere brain well

I have been waiting for it, but it seems it's just a dream.

clems88:
What a boring market.

There is money in a boring market if you have a good strategy. Just long and short the same coin.

Example, choose ENA.

Buy short and also buy long on Binance.
Buy short and also buy long on Bybit.
Buy short and also buy long on Mexc.

And so on. Now, go to sleep. In few days, either your short or your long will be in profit.

Pull out the side in profit on Binance and leave the other exchanges for some days too. If it keeps going down, you add in money on Binance to avoid being liquidated.

At a point, based on support and resistance, close the side in profit on Bybit and leave the other side. Don't forget to add in some money to avoid liquidation.

You keep doing this till the coin is tired of going to that profit direction and reverses to where you bought both the long and short.

In the end, you've made profit in a boring market while protecting (hedging) your money.

Just for fun, but it always works for me 97% of the time.

Klinxmanz:
sir can i withdraw on bybit using opay account

No, idea. You can try it to see if it's there.

I want to turn some Naira to USDT. What is the CBN still waiting for? I want 1000/$ or 500/$. Is that too hard to achieve? Moving from ₦500 or ₦700 to ₦1900 was so easy, but now, it's so difficult to go back.

All the "Convert your $$ to ₦₦ gang" please, beg the government that men who save their money in Dollar or BTC have some Naira to convert to Dollar and they need lower rate of 1000/$.

Pootle:
david na my gee but dont like the way he keeps gifting cash and kind to only female fans

If he focuses mostly on men, you people will call him a gay who is sleeping around with women, just so that we won't know he's truly gay.

Otulaeke:
There is nothing like my area here

I'm in Rivers state. Maybe, they have something different for some states since the name is "My Area."

All my four Airtel SIMs are showing that option. Maybe, you should call customer care to ask why.

Otulaeke:
This is not working

I subbed it today self.

Dial *312#
Select number 2 (My Area).
When it opens, select number 3 (5k for 40 GB).

One spirit dey push me to enter one of those my x125 obanje short trades where my liquidation will be 79k and I won't put stop loss just to tempt the market. If I do this, in less than 7 days, BTC will just majestically hit exactly 79k and retrace back to 55k.

E come be like say na me e dey always wait for. Honestly, I love when it tries to liquidate me, because there is another plan behind that plan.

If I long and my liquidation is 45k, be rest assured we're heading to 45k in a month or less. Crypto hates me by default, hence I love coming up with strategies to outsmart it and as God may have it, I'm 89% always lucky with them.

So, if you want me to short, click LIKE. If you want me to long, click SHARE.

My money is bullish, my prayer is bearish. (Those of you who bought early are already giving me a bombastic side eye. I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt your feelings.)

This is to say, I bought the 5 green dip, but I'm still waiting for more tears till September.

There will be pump and dump in-between and some surprises just to confuse everyone, but it looks like my final purchase for this bullrun will be in September, 2024.

This season, I'm taking more notes than ever and I'm taking less actions in the market. Ninety percent of my work is to observe and take notes as I await for Naira black market to hit 1000/$ so that I can convert some NGN to USDT.

Now wey I want make Naira appreciate, e don dey depreciate from 1150/$ to 1250/$.

Ebukamatth:
Which sub I fit do on mtn with 6k
Monthly subscription

Do Airtel 40GB for 5k. It lasts. My main line used to be MTN, but moved to Airtel years ago and I'm glad I did. I sub with all of them, but use Airtel the most. Glo is the cheapest, but Airtel is the fastest for me, followed by MTN. Sometimes, Glo is the fastest, depending on location or time, especially night.

This policy will really save men from overspending via show of "Na me rich pass you, I don spray pass you." It will affect women during their wedding, live bands, and strippers. But it's good for men in general since 99.99% of the people that spray money are men.

The people that'll benefit are those fake drink sellers. Men will be buying fake Azul worth millions on their tables just to let people in the other tables know say men mount.

My Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa brothers, it's your time to shine, but remember, I pray you get caught selling these fake drinks.

1. Knowing that anything I advertise, people will buy (that's how much people trust me, especially offline and even online). This means I can never be broke — all I need is just something to sell. This is a confidence booster.

2. I have experienced 80% of every good things and 80% of every bad things on Earth at an early age, so when I encounter new obstacles, I already know I have faced something similar in the past and I easily navigate it. Knowing that you're a problem solver is a confidence booster. I love figuring things out and when I get it, it's all joy.

3. Being among the top 2 or top 3 of every school I have attended in Nigeria and outside is another confidence booster.

4. Knowing that I can go hours in bed without a single drug for the rest of my life is another confidence booster. The moment a man conquers women in and outside the bedroom, you've conquered everything in life. You'll begin to manage your money better. Women don't bill me because if I get upset and walk away, they lose a lot, especially the quality sex only a few rare men can offer and the money-making skills I teach them for free. Not forgetting the free Internet, free food, free light, free grammatical blunder correction, etc.

5. Started going to the gym in 2009 and I exercise every single day till this day, so that means I'm physically fit. Mental fitness is important to exude confidence.

6. The list is endless. I don't want to add money to it so that the bragging no go too much. Let's keep it on the low. I'm broke. I need 1k to buy food.

Oh, most importantly, I'm fearless because God is always with me. When I'm traveling on the road I never fear accident. Even if it happens, I must survive. When I'm on plane, I neve fear crash. If it happens, I must survive.

Most times, when the plane is taking off, I see some people close to me acting strange, fearful and praying a lot, but I just smile and keep recording videos with my phone on flight mode because I know NOTHING will happen as long as I'm on board. No be jazz, it's just BELIEF.

I believe in myself, with the help of God, to the point I hardly fear anything, even though I rarely go to Church.

So, there you have it. Money is not on the list, but I know it's important in a man's life. I know rich men with low self-esteem because of the sizes of their d*cks or lack of good sex game. Their women are cheating on them with broke guys who can deliver.

Some are even raising children that aren't theirs and they know it, but don't want the case to escalate before the world will mock them of being unable to satisfy or imprégnate their wives.

This affects the men mentally and they lose their self-confidence.

So, confidence for a man, is not always about money, but that one dey sha.

toujurs:
Mr man, just shut up, if you don't understand what's happening, how many businesses are in existence to compete here in Nigeria

And these top businesses have been in existence for over 20 yrs.

And you expect a small business of today, with this harsh economy to compete, the cost of diesel Alone would kill your business instantly.

Your lineage will forever shut up in my presence now and forever. Amen!

You ended up not making a point. Rest, Mr. Shut up.

I know your next reply will be to brag about how you can feed every living thing on Earth and how your dad made Dangote who he is.

I won't dignify you with another reply though. Bow in shame or reply angrily and get ignored.

Unique2007:
So all those offices they have across Nigeria is still a scam?
The advert they do on NTA is also a scam...

This is me genuinely asking
I don put money sha, make I join early bird🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣😳

As I said, I don't know what FCB is or how they work, but if it's all about what I explained earlier, it's a scam, but it may endure for at most 7 years before it will crash.

SmallDick99:
What do you think about FCB? It's similar to IAS

Haven't heard of that. As long as it's about put in money, click this everyday to get profit, upgrade with bigger money to get bigger gains per day, it's a SCAM.

Crypto is not a scam, but 98% of crypto coins will end up as scam. If this is possible, then all these upgrade and click this button everyday is a total SCAM.

Beremx:
...

You sound like a rude and depressed prōstitute. Can't you inherit something better? I know you'll resort to "your mother, your mom, etc." abuse. Every man knows that any woman that speaks against DNA is a public toilet and it's a huge redflag.

Rest!