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Hehehe......instead make I yahoo I rather die jobless.....crime never pays....ever...just negodu

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2.1 fire... These are hungry kids jare. Highest na 21k the guy chop. You chop my 2.1 I go don redesign your destiny with my fists

You na fiancee.......lols....me na wife!.
May God pick your call here oo...and my own too

stephleena:
I don't do baldheaded niggas.

They are the beat mugus.....

stephleena:
haaa what feeling??

Electric shock....that your comment can bring apostle sulele to your moniker o

pat1612:
I did o and she said no ways unless and until you go to every nairalander and pay them 1000 naira airtime she will not accept you again so please start giving airtime to all of them

Me i am donating my airtime to some guy out on nairaland who is trying to find job and calling people for same

That's me abi?

stephleena:
nawa ooo...this lady should die the issue..someone cannot do party's and end on the back,in peace again.

Why do I have this feeling?

Lastma no get English word for kabukabu ni?

I jumped from a two storey building singing
*aya aya toofaan*

I see people here who just come look....may you not know that feeling .
When your mates are going to work and you dey inside house dey apply....and watch naruto in between.
When you talk to your wife with serious respect so she won't dump you with nothing
Where normally every month end na cruise now you wait for other people to bless you
Where you go call small pikin brother so that your family go fit chop
Where your baby molfix and nan finish and you have no idea when the next one is coming
When you constantly throw sniper and other poisons from the house in case of temptation
You wet dey buy fuel 20000 no fit pay 1500 NEPA bill again.
Na that time you go know say woman get short term memory.




Bottom line....I regret ever working with a microfinance company. Useless people.

If Una see work make Una give me ooooo.
Head wan burst

deebrain:
I owe you a bottle of stout.

For this recession...I will gladly accept it....ogogoro don tire me

Kellyhenry:
See This One!!! Hmmm Mumu D Smell

Your own no smell.... Na trademark

4lorunsho:
you need Jesus

And a job

I pity the person not the gender

Half baked journalism




Found where?

Ex don go analyze and restrategize na final hit remain...na im make OGA enter pampe

When you take an exam twice its impossible to fail......

FUSS:
i know because your balls are useless. so eh no worth the comment.

E PAIN AM....TAKE PANADOL....Life no be like so

Jodha:
Nigerians be making us proud.. Anywhere they go... Congrats bro..
Keep flying the Naija flag...

Which flag?

Weti this opolo sorry op dey talk......a servant should do like His master...pastors should behave like Jesus...he was called a liar,prince of demons and so many names yet he didn't even say a word to defend himself.

Ibiyeomie na big maluu.
He is a liar
And God wet dey expose go expose am.....
Look him babas them which of then sue...?

If you no know wet in to talk op go dey watch African magic

sosexy111:
I like drinking water especially the ones that are not chilled.
I take more than 17 plastic bottled water everyday..
I know that water is good for the health but there is a saying that anything done out of moderation is bad.
I don't ever get sick or anything, I feel fine but my people are beginning to think its a course for concern.
Even this morning in the bus, people were just starring at me strangely as I kept buying water and drinking. I felt a bit embarrassed but what can I do.
Please friends, hope its ok if some drinks plenty of water? What's your opinion?
Have a blissful day.

How much for a bottle of water...#100
Times 17= 1700.
That's too much spending....carry 25 litres everywhere. That one go reduce cost

Wrong title...

Should be see this husband with his new mattress

ZombieTERROR:
You are jobless right now
Eyaaaa
Sorry ..... Sai baba

I believe jobless and no get work are different terms....na wet in dey make you laugh be that abi? No p

Davash222:
Pls don't drag peak into this...

Hahahhaa....

Nice one egbegbe..... Na so.
Common Rat!


This is the definition of peak....."its in you"

Very soon snake story go be like story of when 1 dollar equals 1 naira....

Hia Hia Hia Hia Hia

*singing* ajeku iya ni o je.

Insect wan fight elephant!
Next!!!!!

Drink beer...you go dey alright