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Somebody went to Harvard yet the school denied him........





That one na bomb

Yeah go work free....then y'all will really be "work" free.


Hope fully at the end of the exercise vacancy go dey for us wey no get work

chronique:
Exactly. Looks made up. The manner of conversation is suspicious from the mother's end.

Hahahah.....our mumu don do. Typical Nigerian mama go don rain original and China curses ontop her head

Yes she was pregnant.......with lots of cunning and vices for her mission....I doff my hat for the woman



Oh wait...I no get hat!
Na soft work.. Sorry preg work

Benita27:
One person is busy deceiving herself that she pranked her mum.

Na so I see am o.

Prick licker opinion not allowed


And far as you're still licking prick all your views are irrelevant. Because from the onset your judgment has been clouded.... Even if you tell me say sun dey up I go deny am.
Licky licky

#freeKemiOlunloyo

So?......na to turn my hanger to antenna be that.
Galaxy TV oya niyen

So you finally recovered...
I really enjoyed it but I was not at my Best... Let's meet today....

Iku de ni yen

Party for recession na I'm blow your fuse...if I hear say na true yarn.....anyways nice one

Who dey use gun nowadays...? Them don leave gun for government jare when data dey cheaper and safer.

Den don dey sha ise Lori titi. ....
Its a yahoo tins

Her Bobbie ehn!!!!!!! That shape na my type...olorun. We go le po daa daa.

trippleKAY:
lol, but honestly na April fool dey my mind initially , as I see say d thing dey real, I being wan free am that way o

Alaye free the girl if another dey...If she chook her hand enter kini swear for you e no go nice o

trippleKAY:
make I kuku give u her number na lol

Give me na....if I no call her make I turn tortoise.
I dey kuku find wife.
When I trip am finish if you see her sef you no go know am...send am

Suspicious texts...short words like not typical of our mothers.


Adonbilivit

trippleKAY:
daddy yo's is allowed

That means bulky don gree true true
That means you meant that breakup.....you come dey reason her benefits na make you change mind


I feel you jare





Mummy yo if you are on nairaland I can be your daddy yo o......
Kay na elebolo.

Man find a way to get your mind occupied asap! Else it would take a turn for the worse. Watch film...play games ...anything. Your own no fit bad pass my own na.....

I was a banker..... Last year recession catch me and left me jobless. I got responsibilities o. I save small start gas business....recession catch that one again...no one could afford to buy gas where I was in Ibadan....long run I pack up like prodigal son return lag..banker of last year with car come dey house dey struggle for remote this year. Mouth run and people yarn. Even parents abuse join. Lost everything... But I still dey....u know why? A single sentence...and I want you to use it



NO BE SO E GO DEY GO FOREVER.
don't think of suicide...don't die....we need you.
Miracle go soon happen. Believe

If the girl stays she will be the real fool



And you Mr Apuri foolu...
Expect Mummy yo to be having plenty daddy yos now....So that in case you fvck up she go get back up plan.

Me na common up NEPA my ex use fool me wey we take breakup

Election come I no vote na person I wan come vote for? I doubt if even me go fit vote for myself when the chance come



Abeg who get gari?! Hunger dey.
Bihari don make me dey eye my certificate like fried rice....

#FreeHnn

See as that fool on the left dey cry! If I dey there an him I for beat pass!!! Wet in dey make you cry? Thief

Hacked? Hacking occurs only when you give out the information.. Sorry ehn.Go to efcc. I trust them on this one

makers360:
Lol. I dey think say I no know Wetin I dey write that's why illiterate come ur mind. Forget that woman mater. If na ur sister pray for her and I join u in prayers. But everyone should mind what they say about others.

Happy new month to you. Wetin since last month u dey follow person up like dis. Come follow me take Campari.

Chai correct man!!!!!!! Na now you come.... I dey on bullet since....mixing no good. Happy new month to you too sir

Saved a life.... Lady was at carpark...really sick.she was crouched beside a car shivering seriously with very high fever. She was speaking unintelligibly. I looked around but everyone was just minding their business....trust cj I just picked the lady up slung her over my shoulders and jogged to where buses can be easily accessible.....everybody was like eleyi ya werey o..the way I carried that lady and was running like batman. Got her to the health center and stayed with her till her friend came. When I saw she was stabilized I just walked out.....saw her once after many weeks and she no even recognize me....till today I no even know her name. Happy she was saved though


Oh and there was this cult guy I felled with a single punch...... Sweet Futa

makers360:
Lol Illiterate where? Go and ask the meaning Owu. Sorry for ur life again. April mumu

Thank God na only April I be mumu....an today be the 50th anniversary of mumuism in your life.....u call me name still dey say make I go find meaning.....abeg you head memory card don spoil?

Microfinance? Weyrey ni won! I resigned as an area manager....grooming....

My advice boy.....walk away. Fear Nada. They no go do anything....them be boli.

If your oga come do anyhow arrange boys from your salary make them beat am.

If he come do pass himself like police mention me anywhere....I go give you some points wet we go take hammer millions from them....

Weyrey corper embarrass my sister unto say she no gree the day before. Second day I score 6 over 8 and he still beat me. I no talk I bone. Na im he say I dull like my sister wey no know better thing....It took 4 guys to separate me from him. I over popo am....



Me and him dey do cc top up now. Nice guy.

makers360:
Mumude. Esi igbudu. Ishi monkey

Na be cause of you wande coal sing
Etisasa
Mumudiasa

makers360:
Owu big face. Go free her. Goat

Illiterate
Elenu dodoyo

makers360:
Akpa

Bolo....onuku...ozuo

makers360:
Go free her nau.

Weyrey re o

Ashleydolls:
Contact Debie_rise.

I call this finishing Rasengan! *naruto*