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Education › Re: Photos: Nigerian Students Protest Against INEC’s Poor Performance by illicit(m): 3:06pm On Dec 16, 2014
If it is NANS forget it, its sponsored and politically motivated. Dem nitwits hardly know their left from their right. But if u are true students and patriotic freedom fighters, my hearts with yall
Fashion › Re: Cure To Pimples Lies With You by illicit(m): 1:54pm On Dec 16, 2014
Op u still neva wake? Since 2013?
Romance › Re: How Does It Feel To Be Rejected by illicit(m): 1:49pm On Dec 16, 2014
Ur friend blind or deaf? E nor hear ur advise and u still dey ask me advise make u go advise am again? Na vengeance tinz, Tell ur friend to buy, mix and drink one satchet of kill and dry rat poison, la casera one botte... I swear d gal go cry her own wella tomorrow by dis time too. Dnt thank me, she has made a grown man cry, thats how he can pay her back, she must cry dem no born am well
Science/Technology › Re: Strange Rat With Vampire Teeth (Pictures) by illicit(m): 1:41pm On Dec 16, 2014
Beennkumar:
I thought it was crash. grin
am playing M.I - BAD BELLE
Science/Technology › Re: Strange Rat With Vampire Teeth (Pictures) by illicit(m): 1:39pm On Dec 16, 2014
4 sum areas of lagos state, u go see rat u go say na kid goat
Celebrities › Re: I Was Molested By A Priest, Beaten Up By My Ex - Lola Omotayo Okoye by illicit(m): 12:44pm On Dec 16, 2014
Hope not the kind of priests am thinking o. Abeg specify, this matter fht need etutu o
Nairaland General › Re: Your Worst/weird Experience With Knockout(banger) While Growingup by illicit(m):
Dis my first n last time handling banger, funny tin is it wasnt d knockout dat injured me, it was ....matches? U remember that xmas during Abacha era? when Diya, Adisa n co were imprisoned, it was dat same year cos i remember watching them at trial on tv every evening wit my dad while i recuperated. my friends had bought a little knockout, one sound, this one has a single short thread in it like candles, dat was b4 dey did d present one dat u strike like matchsticks on its packets body, dis one u gat to light it 4rm an open flame like u lit a candle n then u throw it. My friends had no matches so i tiptoed into our kitchen to borrow matches as my sisters were cooking xmas food, i picked it n ran, my sister called after me and i ran faster, she would av stopped me frm going dat day, as the time was getting toward my curfew... i opened the gate n attempted to enter street when a lower part of d gate caught my leg and i tripped, i fell wholeface down into the concrete culvert, i must have passed out, i lost all my front milk teeth and i got a swollen sour mouth for d nxt few weeks, i got so sick that d xmas food looked like shi.t to me... I didnt know how i was rescued or revived i just woke at night btween my dad n mum in dia bed. I didn't eat anytin that xmas but dem eat new year food o, my sisters laughed me cos they share my food everyday till i got well like 3 months later, they do serve mine even tho i cant eat, i drank just water n pap all dis while, i had never touched banger since den o...
NYSC › Re: Pics: Corps Member Builds & Tests Drone In Osun, Critics Say It’s Made In China by illicit(m): 11:31am On Dec 16, 2014
Corper go and grab urself a copy of 3 idiots...
Family › Re: Men Are Officially The Dumber Sex, Researchers Found by illicit(m): 11:15am On Dec 16, 2014
^ so all this things u mentioned, women no partake at all abi? Or u no read d post wella? U r just proving the op's point that some men are...? U know?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by illicit(m): 11:12am On Dec 16, 2014
ffo:
point of correction. ffo is my monicker, doesnt mean for food only
k. So 4 wat only o?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 11:10am On Dec 16, 2014
Mzflexydeeva:
hmmmmmmmmmm
abi nw, gud morning. Hope u r gud
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: A Working Christian Lady Needs A Loving Man For An Affair by illicit(m): 11:07am On Dec 16, 2014
Enjoyment1:
....lol. You asked for it, and she told you. Anyway, it is good to tell the truth. Whichever food God has kept for one to eat, will surely not pass one by.
:-D its true. I dont mind age difference in relationships anyway as far as my patner isnt old enough to be my mum or having a kid my age :-D it wont be funny, 5 yrs difference is acceptable enuf. Btw how ard u, dis ur name, hope u r enjoying?
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by illicit(m): 9:48am On Dec 16, 2014
NFA = NO FUTURE AMBITIONS
FFO = FOR FOOD ONLY
CEO = CHIEF EXECUTIVE OMOITA
Education › Re: Obasanjo Almost Killed Me As A UNILAG Student!!! —Tunde Bakare by illicit(m): 9:37am On Dec 16, 2014
NANS = Notorious Association of Nefarious Students
NANS has losts its relevance, purpose, influence and affluence, in the life of an average modern day nigerian student and on our campuses.
Isnt this suppose to be d apex body embracing all nigerian students from primary to higher education. Why then have they kept mute about chibok gals dat wia taken from sch, boko haram bomb campuses in the north and these nitwits wont even blink. Idiot.s
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: A Working Christian Lady Needs A Loving Man For An Affair by illicit(m): 7:01am On Dec 16, 2014
SpinalCord:
Age between 37 to 42
u don disqualify me be dat
Family › Re: Men Are Officially The Dumber Sex, Researchers Found by illicit(m): 1:02am On Dec 16, 2014
Men gat balls, dazall.
Romance › Re: : Lost In A Dilema: ! by illicit(m): 12:53am On Dec 16, 2014
Don worry, i understand what u mean, i can be of help
Agriculture › Re: Top 10 Food Crops Produced In Nigeria..which State? by illicit(m): 12:49am On Dec 16, 2014
rildwanullahi:
wat is it used for other than eating it tongue
even at that, we under-eat it
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland/General Section Chatroom by illicit(m): 12:31am On Dec 16, 2014
kemitinubu:
We are looking for moderators and admins for our social/chat site at naNaija. com. We pay very good monthly compensation for good performance. If interested drop your name here and also email gbenga(at).
am interested
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 11:50pm On Dec 15, 2014
Yes, but none as lucky as me cos i av d pleasure of hosting u tonight
Nairaland General › Re: Why We Could Not Defeat Boko Haram"- Army Commander Writes A Powerful Letter To by illicit(m): 11:48pm On Dec 15, 2014
That letter is a suspect, if written by a professional infantry soldier, its a digrace cos lexically it lacked the most basic millitary terms and jargons.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 11:41pm On Dec 15, 2014
Whats gud?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by illicit(m): 11:33pm On Dec 15, 2014
ssheryl:
Am ready to meet now... tongue
hey baby
Gaming › Re: Check Out Nigeria's New Boko Haram Video Game Called 'Sambisa Assault' [photo] by illicit(m): 11:21pm On Dec 15, 2014
Btw how many live(s) shekau get inside this game? and the soldier wey u go use kill am finally for that stage, shey na cameroonian or nigerian?
Gaming › Re: Check Out Nigeria's New Boko Haram Video Game Called 'Sambisa Assault' [photo] by illicit(m): 10:48pm On Dec 15, 2014
UnknownT:
LOL! You fit dey play b4 u know ur player go just drop gun, pull khaki rungrin
walahi dis guy is mad lol, e don wear civilian cloth under khaki abi? Lmao
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Assistant Boyfriend Needed Urgently (t's And C's Apply) by illicit(m): 10:41pm On Dec 15, 2014
kenex4ever:
d kid just dey insult everybody like say she be miss world
spot on bro! she has a swell head and a foul mouth.... probably if shes lucky enough she myt be one of those spoilt lazy ajebo pre-puberty kids. Shes started experimenting with drugs too, i think rohypnol with large doses of cheap expectorants not codeine.... @Cutemma no disrespect but this ur thread is childish and silly and disgrace to ur friends, family and the chibok girls freedom campaign, pls take it down. Thanks.
Nairaland General › Re: Why We Could Not Defeat Boko Haram"- Army Commander Writes A Powerful Letter To by illicit(m):
I dont beleive dis letter one bit but one thing is sure, only an experienced former millitary head of state with a strong and determined, uncorrupted will can lead the nigerian army to victory over bh not civillian presidents no matter how educated or connected!
Agriculture › Re: Top 10 Food Crops Produced In Nigeria..which State? by illicit(m): 10:16pm On Dec 15, 2014
What of marijuana, planted in ogbese
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Assistant Boyfriend Needed Urgently (t's And C's Apply) by illicit(m): 9:34pm On Dec 15, 2014
kenex4ever:
He is surely d item in d S. Trade
chai! dia is god o!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: A Working Christian Lady Needs A Loving Man For An Affair by illicit(m): 8:38pm On Dec 15, 2014
Pls can u specify age or dnt matter?
Celebrities › Re: A Collection Of Genevieve's Kisses by illicit(m): 8:24pm On Dec 15, 2014
What about pics of every ikeja olosho servicing their clients? Stupid fp, stupid mods
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Rebrands, Changes His Apperance (Photo) by illicit(m): 8:20pm On Dec 15, 2014
#Team Dangote no get bear bear

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