₦airaland Forum

Very few Nigerians are innocent...

Pls stop the violence and get that guy to a hospital

LordBegginstien:
you are like them

I am not gay

Check my profile

That Obasonjo and Carter pics is d bomb...

Both of them no well...

supereagle:
You're right. It happened in Imo State about 20 years ago, the corper killed a phyton in their camp, the villagers went berserk, they reported it, unknown corper did it at the end of the day. They ate the phyton of course.

Python in nysc camp?

Ok why did it have to be a corper that killed it, what were the soldiers doing.

I doubt if a corper will kill anything in the camp

😂

gofigurena:
Are these actual photos of the morgue your mom was placed in? This can't be a morgue in Nigeria.

No it's not

The mod added it

I guess they can apply for asylum outside Nigeria

This video is evidential

Stupid lucky baskads

Maybe she died a virgin

Awonriwon

Good

What is kwayam?

Congrats

🍻

You are not happy that your mom remarried?

In short

You are the greatest man of God

Nobody comes close...

On behalf of Chidimma Adetshina...

Samantha125:
I just decided to take a break from the forum and give you guys some family time...🙂🙂🙂

That's nice

I do that sometimes but I dont deactivate

Nice hat 🤗

Nice pose too 😑

Samantha125:
The one and only...

Welcome bk

Why did u leave earlier?

QuinModah:

Talk nah

Congrats

Okay congrats

ufotunang:
....then what is wike the minister of FCT doing about it.. wike is just focus on attacking fubara and PDP instead of doing his job in Abuja

It has always been like that tho

Even in Bwari, the Area council

Big Wiz

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Ishilove:
I've been to a mortuary twice in my entire life. The first time was many years ago, during my service year in Ondo. I had gotten a lift from a doctor friend and on the way home, he wanted to stop by his clinic to quickly do some things. We had to pass through the mortuary side of the clinic to get to his office (or maybe his business was at the mortuary office itself. I forget now. It is such a long time ago).

I remember staring at what looked like a statue, on a podium, in the middle of the compound. The 'statue' was 'painted' very dark, almost black, wore black sunshades, and was wearing a white lab coat. It was positioned to face east.

I turned and asked my companion "who is the statue representing?" I am a curious person and always want to know the history behind statues and artifacts.

He looked at me askance, chuckled and replied "that is not a statue. That's a dead body."

Omo, I was shocked to my bone marrows. Shocked and horrified.

He went further to explain that old unclaimed corpses with no form of identification are sometimes displayed in this manner with the hope that someone who knows them might just happen to pass by (how anyone will be casually "passing by" a mortuary beats my imagination). When decomposition can no longer be slowed down because of its exposure to the elements, they bring down the corpse and replace it with another unclaimed, unidentified body.

Doc invited me to come in to the mortuary for sightseeing. I vehemently refused this morbid invitation and was so glad when, an hour later, he finished up and dropped me at my house. I was traumatized for days and had to call my parents to report myself. My mum was unhappy with me and said I should never ever step my two legs in such an environment again. I am just not ready for that side of reality, and I never will be, even though it is an inescapable destination for all humans.

The second time was about 8 years ago, if my memory serves me right. I went with two Nairaland representatives of the The E-Helpers Network (TEHN), r231 and Mynd44 to Idi Araba hospital mortuary. The body of a nairalander who died from cancer, DJDOLA was going to be handed over to his family for burial. DJ was going to be interred that same day because he was a Muslim, and since TEHN had been raising money for his treatment, they were going to sort out the payments and other modalities with his family members.

Richard and Mynd went in, and I opted to remain outside. My mother has warned me about any mortuary waka, after all. Besides I just don't have the heart, and I never will.

While I waited, a sharp waft of rottenness drifted to my nose where I sat a little distance away from the entrance. This smell represented the deconstruction of the human being, the odoriferous evidence of crumbling shells that were once animated living things.

Mynd later told me that I was imagining things because the corpses are well preserved, but I know I wasn't imagining that... stench. You can imagine once, but not twice, and that smell came to me twice in 10 minutes intervals. r231 also insisted that there was no such smell, but he is wrong. They are both wrong.

Beneath the antiseptic funk of the mortuary lay the pungent truth that I am not ready for, and will never be ready for.

Wow

May his soul RIP

I know that smell

id4sho:
My bag was removed from the ambulance when my coffin was to be put, it was forgotten there. I came back for it after few days.
I had to wait for the night shift guy, I slept inside the mortician office due to exhaustion for about an hour.
I no kill person, the attendant was weird

Are you saying you are dead?

Samantha125

Are u the same Samantha from SA?

Kobojunkie:
If a corpse is abandoned, doesn't that mean kins can lay no claim to it since it is them who abandoned it? Abandoned property no longer has any kin to lay claim to it.

Trust me, the moment they hear u have been burning corpses, they will turn up

And god help u, u burnt their dad already...


Moreover cremation isn't cheap, is it?
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