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Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 4:59pm On Nov 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
If a corpse is abandoned, doesn't that mean kins can lay no claim to it since it is them who abandoned it? Abandoned property no longer has any kin to lay claim to it. undecided
Trust me, the moment they hear u have been burning corpses, they will turn up

And god help u, u burnt their dad already...


Moreover cremation isn't cheap, is it?
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Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 4:55pm On Nov 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Those can be easily cremated and put on a shelf to save space. And can even be used to sell the idea of how cremation is great saving on land space and cost. grin
It will be lucrative


Some elites adopted it already

However if you cremate a corpse without the kins permission, u might get in trouble...
Celebrities › Re: I Want To Remarry – Toke Makinwa by illicit(m): 4:52pm On Nov 16, 2024
Ok tho
Politics › Re: ISWAP Terrorists Launch Attack On Borno Community, Destroy Equipment by illicit(m): 4:51pm On Nov 16, 2024
This violence must stop...
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 4:45pm On Nov 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
I smell business opportunity! grin
Sometimes the corpses are abandoned
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 4:37pm On Nov 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
So storing of corpses for that long no cost? undecided
They will pay

Some even stay longer
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 4:32pm On Nov 16, 2024
Kobojunkie:
2 Years? Why not cremate it instead? sad
This happened in a small town

Nobody cremates corpses there

They had to keep it in there that long till they could afford burial
Health › Re: Arab Road Kubwa FCT Residence Faced With Life Threatening Waste Dump by illicit(m): 4:27pm On Nov 16, 2024
ufotunang:
.. don't Abuja have a ministry of environment that they can use their trucks to be evacuating wastes and dustbins
Honestly I really don't understand why it's like that

In the whole Kubwa, no waste management


Trash is dumped everywhere, inside river, under bridges, on bridges, on the road, middle of the road gan gan...
Celebrities › Re: Moment Bnxn Fka Buju Was Slapped & Punched On The Face In Cape Town South Africa by illicit(m): 4:08pm On Nov 16, 2024
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Health › Re: Arab Road Kubwa FCT Residence Faced With Life Threatening Waste Dump by illicit(m): 4:05pm On Nov 16, 2024
pretydiva:
Why should they collect trash from households when they don’t have a place to dispose it ?
It's such a dilemma

If they don't collect it from the houses, the houses will smell


I personally stop giving them, I burn mine even though they say it's bad to burn trash but I will burn mine than contribute to this...

The whole of Kubwa, no waste management service, only Hausa boys
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op):
Nlfpmod

There was an incidence I witnessed at a burial

The family went to pick their mums corpse at the morgue for burial, this corpse has been in the morgue for at least two years.

It seemed they picked a wrong corpse as it has become so disconfigured, infact most of the digits are gone

Just before they could bury the corpse, another family arrived that the corpse is that of their father


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Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 3:43pm On Nov 16, 2024
Davoneskay:
Typing ...

A mutual friend (who was in the occult) was sleeping with his friend's (also an occultist) wife. The husband to this adulteress later died for reasons we all do not know. During the services leading to his burial, as his tradition demands, his body was placed in a room. His close pals and relatives were allowed to go in and pay their respects to him (the dead). All did, but when my mutual friend (who's been banging the deceased wife) went in, while still saying, 'Adieu', he got a hard freaking slap from the dead and without blinking an eye bait, he (the wife fu*cker) returned the slap.

According to my mutual friend, the slap he returned to the dead was a super reflex action. To him, failure to respond as such would have led to his own untimely death within seven days.

N.B.: There are other information I left out, sha. This happened in Kogi State. I don't believe the dead can act as such save for those whom were possessed or in the occult. The demons in them can still act. I've seen here on NL where Ghanaian corpses walked to their burial grave.

Illicit
Kobojunkie
Acidosis
Et al
I will leave this to kobojunkie

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Dead body can't slap people even if they were devil while alive
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op):
SKhanmi:
Most young/over civilized/religion brainwashed folks nowadays just dismiss things they see as ceremonial without truly trying to find out the real concept behind it.

Burying a person with a machete is ceremonial but the old ones understand, didn’t the egyptians bury their pharaohs with stuff? They were stupid huh? I hope you know a human being can go to; be attacked and killed on the astral plane. And his body would die here in real life later.

I also hope you know that some people killed in mysterious circumstances do not move along to the next required plane, they stay around the earths plane, get possessed by stronger evil spirits, roaming/haunting known places sometimes for years until forced by higher powers. A spirit like that could wait for whoever killed him/her to die and deal with the person on the same plane because truly, Nothing concerns the dead with the living. There are ways but the consequences are dire.

Widen your knowledge horizons, delve beyond your local knowledge, the indians and whites have a lot of documented info on the spiritual plane if you can’t deign to dig into your own traditional history.

And I mentioned here on this forum years back. Freezing corpses, burying bodies in the ground are all foreign concepts introduced by mostly Christianity and are unnatural. If it must be done, there are some things to be performed first to prevent the spirit from being hijacked by forces and used to enter this realm ( those that die and are seen living in other places again), The best way is cremation(modern or old). This is a rabbit hole and the smart ones would dig into it to know why.

Maybe it would liberate some of you from the abrahamic religions that have not only stolen your very essence but also chained your souls in this life and even the next.
All I know is that a dead body can't move or fight anybody

Talking about spirits that's another thing

A dead body and spirits are two different things

I can sleep in a morgue
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sacks MC Oluomo As NURTW National President by illicit(m): 1:27pm On Nov 16, 2024
ClearFlair:
APC supporter don comment.
I am not...
Health › Re: Arab Road Kubwa FCT Residence Faced With Life Threatening Waste Dump by illicit(m):
This is my hood...

It is pathetic

The Hausa boys are offering a service but they do a great disservice in return

Very counterproductive
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Sacks MC Oluomo As NURTW National President by illicit(m):
According to the unwritten constitution of NURTW

MC is the new sheriff in town, if you have another opinion, mobilize your own people to dislodge him and his people from the national office and the parks

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Politics › Re: 'Wike Is Just 11 Years Older Than Me' Deji Adeyanju by illicit(m): 8:19am On Nov 16, 2024
He might even be healthier than when he was chubby
Sports › Re: Mike Tyson Knock Out Jake Paul In Round 2 by illicit(m): 7:51am On Nov 16, 2024
Did you even watch the match
Family › Re: Mentally Challenged Man Spent 10 Years Building 7-storey With Bare Hands by illicit(m): 7:22am On Nov 16, 2024
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Crime › Re: Osun Robbery Suspect Steals Policeman’s Phone In Patrol Van by illicit(m): 6:31am On Nov 16, 2024
Why are they denied calls tho...
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 6:27am On Nov 16, 2024
Free2Fly:
It's amazing how Nigerians(if not all Africans) believe their fellow humans have some spiritual/supernatural powers to kill others remotely

No one has such powers and anyone who manages to possess a little of it will rule this world and have all of us, including the politicians, at his beck and call
Abi o

They also believed that anyone that died young was killed ni...
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 3:03am On Nov 16, 2024
Lamanii22:
I really can’t wait for more stories
Share yours nah...
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op):
A spirit world might just mean another realm

But I am sure that spirits are not dead bodies and that dead bodies are not spirits...
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 9:51pm On Nov 15, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Honestly, the claims made by various cultures regarding the existence of this supposed spirit world come off as a bit too arbitrary for anyone to want to take it seriously. Do dead people become spirits though? What reason exists for a spirit to wish to interact or associate with a dead body? Your OP linked the spirits to the place where dead bodies are kept. See why people associating spirits with the place where dead people are stored makes little to no sense? undecided
They believe that dying makes one powerful and supernatural
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 9:35pm On Nov 15, 2024
Acidosis:
I want to write about my experience, but just thinking about it gives me chills. I can't.
Pls do...
Crime › Re: Tricycle Operator Stabs Brother’s Wife In Anambra (Photos) by illicit(m):
I just wish all these violence would stop...
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 9:01pm On Nov 15, 2024
I am not actually saying there's no spiritual world

I just think it doesn't include dead people as they were. They will have to metamorphise

When you are dead you don't become a spirit and still use that same body. A spirit wil have always been a spirit, has no body.

You are not dead if you can still talk and walk and fight

The dead people in the morgue didn't become spirits as they were. If they became spirits it still doesn't mean they can leave the morgue and roam around or slap people or go out to buy fufu and scare taxi drivers.

A dead body can't do those things.
If a spirit will do those things. It has to inhabit the body of a living person.
Romance › Re: Guys, she is asking for N2m For one night, can you pay? by illicit(m): 8:36pm On Nov 15, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
Whooo, she I not a prostitute na. Is that not a little bit far fetched?
Sorry

Na deaconess

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Romance › Re: Guys, she is asking for N2m For one night, can you pay? by illicit(m): 8:33pm On Nov 15, 2024
Nnamdipapa:
Why not? Is she not worth N2m? Just imagine the enjoyment and we are talking all night long here.
Bro 2m too much o

I don't even fancy sleeping with prostitutes
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 8:32pm On Nov 15, 2024
Kobojunkie:
A corpse was believed to be attacked— I bet you someone got paid for that pronouncement. So, you say the corpse was given a machete... an iron tool fudged according to the design of this world with metal refined in this world. Doesn't that sound a bit off to you? Spiritual — intangible attack — yet the tool to fight it is of this physical/tangible world. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They believed he died as a result of spiritual attack

So they had to give him a matchet to fight the spiritual battle
As little as I was I knew they were just playing...
Crime › Re: Man Connives With Bandits To Kidnap His Mother In Katsina by illicit(m): 8:28pm On Nov 15, 2024
Baskad...
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been To A Morgue? by illicit(op): 8:21pm On Nov 15, 2024
When my dad died

His body was returned to his hometown. Because he was believed to be attacked spiritually by unknown enemies. Yoruba call them Aye (world) and their potent tool is Ofa (invisible Arrow)

So he wasn't taken to the morgue. His brothers, nephews and male cousins laid him on a bed in his old room. Cleaned and dressed him up in his favorite dress. Then I was summoned as one of his two boys and his last child.

I witnessed them putting a matchet that was wrapped with red linen in his hand and chanting incantations that he shouldnt slumber, he must find his killers and cut them down.

I was maybe 9 but I know that they were just being poetic and dramatic, that is personification of a corpse. A dead man can not use a matchet. Only a living person would.
If a spiritual world exists I doubt if he would need a matchete to bring anybody down. I believed that they were confused but they were very serious.

When he was being buried. These same relatives were there and a reverend was officiating and they were reciting the bible passages and singing hymns that he should rest and praying and saying Amen.

The reverend probably didn't know that there was a matchete in the coffin.

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