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All these killings should just stop

Kobojunkie:
I have been to what you would consider a morgue. I used to be a medical student back in Nigeria and we were required to cut up cadavers who were left on cold slabs all day and night. So, yeah, experience for you. While the cadavers in the medical school looked dried up since they were not properly stored after each use, those recently dead, particularly those who either died in their sleep or under the influence usually look like they were sleeping and that is to be expected since death is sort of an eternal sleep of sorts.

2. If the man from the morgue ate food and the food went down into his stomach and not the floor from his mouth, doesn't that mean he is not a ghost — he was tangible like you and every other human out there?

What exactly is wrong with the man being extremely quiet though? He may have been through countless bodies and funerals so why did you expect him to make noise at the one you had for your mom? And why expect him to mingle with people whose bodies he might encounter the next day or soon after?

Exactly

He must have seen a lot of dead bodies that mingling with people to him seems pointless...

He must have a connection to the dead hence why he was at the funeral and would return to a hall filled with dead people


The lead undertaker was another character. He looks dead. You know during the lying in state or wake keeping. They would often spray the dead body with a body spray I think to keep it fresh and keep flies away...

The guy will spray the corpse and also spray himself with the same can

Who does that. An undertaker.

I considered it weird.

My first time and still only time at/in a morgue...
I was out of state. My mum passed away. This was during covid 19. But she succumbed to diabetes. At 66. In a federal medical hospital. They also have a morgue. So she was transferred there.

I have heard a lot about morgue visits. When I lost a brother. My sister told me that the morgue at UCH Ibadan was a very scary place to be. She was maybe 15 and I was maybe 12 then and she was at the morgue with the wife to identify his corpse. She described a morgue in really incredible strange terms. I knew that people exaggerate.

They often want to make you think that a morgue is a spiritual or gothic place, that the dead people are still somehow alive but naked and cold.

Some will even tell you that they go out and come back. Se will even say they sneeze, they eat, they copulate. They hold meetings...

Why are they dead if they can still do things that a living person does?

So I was mentally prepared when it was my turn to see a morgue in and out.

My uncle was there, my brother was there, 2 of my sister's were there except a 6 months pregnant one ( they believe that a spirit can enter her in the morgue) so we left her behind.

At the morgue, inside. I have decided not to let my gaze wonder too far.

When they entered the room or I don't know what it's called. I decided to stay at the entrance because they had to wheel her out for proper identification. I was the only one yet to see her corpse. She died the previous day.

She looked like she was sleeping. I don't know if any man can see their parent in such state and not cry. The tears came without my permission or awareness, I was crying before I realized that I was crying then I felt a hand on my shoulder.
It was just my uncle. I had never cried so hard since I was an adult that someone had to console me. When I lost my very handsome dad as a child, he was just 50 but I have always thought that he was the oldest man, I didn't know if I was to cry or try to be a young man.

Now I know better. I didn't remember anything about spirits I just kept remembering that till I matured. There's no time my mum slept outside unless she travelled. Here she was in this cold place since yesterday among strangers...

There was once corpse behind the entrance, the only one the corner of my eye caught.

I didn't want to stare at it because I won't forget about it. I don't know how to describe this corpse, obviously it didn't die of natural causes. It was bloated and greenish...

There was one worker at morgue. A middle aged man. He also knew my mum at the ward when she was alive. So I learnt or made to believe.
He followed us to the burial. But this man was an extremely quiet person...

He sat away from the crowd. Won't drink alcohol. Ate enough.
I don't know if it was customary for morticians to attend the funeral.

Sometimes I wonder if he wasn't a ghost. But I don't believe in ghosts.

Joesno:
I graduated last year and ought to go for service this year, it turns out the name on my jamb portal doesn't tally with the one on my school senate list, as such NYSC could not register me.

I process the name change and followed it up with my uni, for 6 months now, I haven't heard a response from JAMB. I went to twitter and JAMBHQ said they no longer add names abi something like that.

I'm confused, is there any other alternative?

I'm tired at home already... Does anyone have an experience with this? Pls help

Was this issue resolved...?

The day I rode a bicycle without brakes

And I almost collided with an oncoming car that wanted to enter my side of the road without trafficating...

How I escaped this incidence unhurt is just miraculous

If I didn't die I would have been seriously injured

U paid for that?

In Abuja sef open defecation dey...

What an eyesore

So what's the similarity...

I don't spend lavishly...

They want daddy...?

Wtf

Abeg make dem watch the guy o...

Bye bye

Too sad...

Very irrational behavior...

She a stripper?

Why let them flee...

Roast them all

Nlfpmod

She could be the one for you...

LoL
Why didn't you sell d car and use d money to drink with ur friends

🤭

You talk too much General


Reduce them to zero already, you didn't have to let us know they exist, you ought to wipe them out codedly

No snipers in Nigeria military?

Na tru yansh d baby come out..?

mymadam:
.. And sometimes you get paid

Correct guy...

Sometimes you got to pay...

It's a service these days

simpleseyi:
Shey na living human beings you come dey fucck or dead humans

😳

Nlfpmod

I offend u? Why you come delete my last post?

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Boogyman557:
Holly Gram E get one de way i smoke WEED finish inside bush.


Naso i say make i shiit close to one tree.


As i turn back. Naso one big bat begin chase me.


Dammm !. As i de run inside bush, Naso i de LOAD BULLET for my OLD KALA.


Naso i begin BLAST BLAST bullet every where.

I begin BLAST BLAST on-site

B4 i know waiting de xup the bat don vanish.


I gats continue de SMOKE my WEED

I later discover say na that bat carry my last rap of WEED way papa KELECHI give me. Chai !!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Abeg give me ur dealer contact...

Did you just know this ni...?

What's trending about a video that you can't even see one person clearly, video wey dey show ground

There's no way you can tell what's happening in that miserable video...

pansophist:
People that usually have anthopophobia fears being judged and the intention of other people, not that they fear humans as a specie, like you fear a snake for example.

I am sure you don't fear a child, an old woman, a sick or handicapped person for example.

But yes, the world we live in now, I will be shocked if many people don't have anthopophobia. A lot is happening out there.

Exactly

I am very instinctive about this and it has saved me more than I can remember

Look at someone like Shekau or those guys in the east that killed the lady soldier and her lance corporal fiance and their wedding guests

imagine how shekau became so dreadful that even fellow terrorists had to take him out, yet he was scared of them too and had to blow himself up

If I had been around someone like Shekau before he went batshit I would have suspect him and avoided him naturally

That name is familiar

zed7:
If you actually have this phobia, then you need therapy. People who actually have this phobia have a dysfunctional life.

You've actually mixed it up, it shows you don't understand what you're saying., you're trying to sound smart.

Androphobia is fear of men (the male gender) while anthropophobia is the fear of people.

Yes both

I fear human beings but I am alright

Philanderboy:
Tanke?

Yeah
In Ilorin