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Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 6:14am On Sep 22, 2023
succez09:
This illicit - u no Sabi anything at all, them dey wipe u oriamo cord with facts and points
U just dey beat around d bush...ball ds ball dat, girl ds girl dat, nothing to write home ...so if dey send u to represent Nigeria na like ds
Na wah ...u never argue with Europeans or American's, na south Africa dey smack u like ds ...
See ur life

Rather than defend urself
U wud rather attack ur team

Smh
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 9:38pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Nigerians and sex on their minds all day, every day like forest creatures.

Invest more of your time developing your country. At your current rate you're predicted to be 1 billion by 2050. Where you gonna japa to coz you're CANCELLED in SA 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

Im sleeping now, SA time zone ahead of Nigeria -like everything else 😎🇿🇦⭐

🛌😴💤💤💤💤
What are u gonna be by 2050?

A dirty old fa..ot

shocked
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m):
TMKsouth:
Inhumane is having your vote stolen in broad daylight.

So you woke up in February to go vote "for a better future" and they threw your vote away like your wife's sanitary towel that she uses multiple times?🤣

illicit my brother from Hushpuppi's mother - is that how useless and irrelevant you are in your cowntry (the land of cow worship)?

P.s. remind me to Uber your wife single use pads🙏🏾 And donate you 1 rand which will sustain your family for 2 years.
A cow is better than u cos a cow can't fvck another cow

A bull don't sleep with a bull

Of what use are you to humanity?

So the closest u can be to a pussy is to be d pussy shocked

Sure
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 9:11pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
My favourite subjects.

You still studying under trees in Hungergeria? Yahoocology and Japacology your favourite subjects🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
U don't get it

U are the subject

How can you subject yourself to such inhuman treatment
Celebrities › Re: Davido In The Streets Of Lagos Protesting For Mohbad by illicit(m): 9:09pm On Sep 21, 2023
OBO and dead people be like 5 and 6

shocked
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m):
TMKsouth:
You're speaking of a country of 90%+ literacy rates. Are you done embarrassing yourself and your country?
Mr Literacy

What did u study

ANALogy?


Or analORGY grin
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 9:00pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
You're speaking of a country of 90%+ literacy rates. Are you done embarrassing yourself and your country?
What's ur population again?
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:57pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Go to the world wide web and show me examples where a single Nigerian has taken on a South African and came out the other side alive ⏳⌛⏰⌚
You will meet your first soon enough
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:55pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
He'd be more disappointed in the levels of your ignorance. Nigeria should invest more in schools than churches 😭
There are not enough schools nor churches in your country


That's why u turned out this way

If u were so low that no girl will date u, why not practise abstinence huh
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:50pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
You're shrivelled from extreme hunger, so 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️
So u do it to get fed?

I would rather die starving than get my backdoor busted
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:47pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
100%. He was president when gay rights were legalized in the early 90s. His party the ANC later approved gay marriage in the 2000s.

So what do you think Einstein 🤷🏽‍♂️
He was probably hoping no black south African will be stupid enough to turn gay

U are his greatest disappointment
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:44pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Like when?

You must be confused... this is us beating you during the biannual Xenophobia Olympics 🥊🥊🥊🤣
Thats a mob

Try one on one with any Nigerian

U can't? No balls u are just a pussy meow
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:34pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Worthless is dying in the Mediterranean sea in your 1000s every month because the land you are escaping is barren since your father and grandfather have been useless for the past 60 years.

Pictures below illustrate Nigerians are fish feed. Now that's super "worthless".
Worthless is rejecting succulent pussy for a hard disgusting manhole

And ending up shrivelled with disease
Education › Re: How Do I Get To UNILORIN (PS) From Iwo-road, Ibadan by illicit(m): 8:32pm On Sep 21, 2023
Enter Ilorin motor nah

You can alight at Offa garage, or pipeline or Challenge

From any of those places, take a bike or taxi to Tanke tipper garage

From Tipper Garage You will get PS

You can get PS direct from Challenge as well

Just ask
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:29pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Ok, i guess you knew Mandela better than i did.

Nigerians always pulling "facts" out of their buttocks.
So u think Mandela was referring to your buttocks?
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:28pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Im obsessed with the uselessness of your big hands - cant build nada!
It's useful enough to beat u black and yellow
Romance › Re: When A Woman Finally Brings Something To The Table (pictures) by illicit(m): 8:27pm On Sep 21, 2023
She is the table
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:23pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Big balls dont build roads and power stations. What a shame illicit my brother from Hushpuppi's mother - i heard your electricity grid collapsed for the 2nd time in a row this week. Big balls at work ⭐⭐⭐

Think less about sex all day, and analyse why you lack infrastructure despite 60 years of independence and massive oil wealth.
With all the infrastructure you enjoy, you turned out to be worthless

A black gay?

U are very much below a black Nazi
Food › Re: Which Of These Nigerian Delicacies Is Your Most Preferred? (picture) by illicit(m): 8:21pm On Sep 21, 2023
Asun

Suya

Nkwobi

Pork
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:19pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
🤣🤣🤣
They're the 1,500 bribed to attend with the R10-million fraud money.

Imagine defrauding your own countrymen in SA of all places where's there's hyper vigilance when it comes to illicit Nigerian activities.

illicit, add big crooks next to that big balls line you sent earlier wink
U are obsessed with Nigerian big ballshuh
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:17pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
I wonder the Mandelas, Tambos and Sisulus were while Nigeria was busy freeing us instead of creating its own heroes of equal global stature🤔

Today you're celebrating a drug lord giving a sedated speech in an empty UN general assembly hall😭

And Burna Boy is CANCELLED in SA😭

And yet another Nigerian has committed fraud and corruption in SA😭
Mandela fought for the normal south Africans, not your type
U are not worth it
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:15pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Burna Boy wanted to fill a 90,000 capacity stadium with faghots and they cancelled him. That's why you're wailing and praising the "17,000" gays who bought tickets 🤣.

I'll uber you a bucket to weep into😭
Oh sorry I forgot you couldn't have a girlfriend cos u lack balls

We got all u ever wished, we got big balls

Ask ur sisters wink
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 8:03pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Big balls and big useless hands, that can't build anything since 1960. Reason Burna is kissing bum in SA is coz he's desperate for a functioning African base he can call home since he's also on a japa mission like the rest of you.

Guess what? CANCELLED! No visa or future permanent residence 🤣🤣🤣
Those hands ain't useless

Ask ur girlfriends wink

Anywhere in Africa is our home, Mandela was here too so no Lele

Without us there would have been no u
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 7:56pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
Contested figures.

Amapiano is a very popular SA product, if our artists (like actors and footballers) were not well fed they'd come scavenge in Nigeria.

Fact of the matter is Burna promised to never set foot in SA again but 2 weeks later he was singing in Zulu (Jerusalema). He has the audacity to try fill up Africa's largest stadium and SA reminded him he's cancelled in the country.

Pity for Nigeria they tried saving face with an even uglier typically Nigerian scandal - N410 million fraud by a fellow Nigerian...in SA of all places shocked shocked shocked🤣🤣🤣
All we got is love

So he shouldn't sing Jerusalema because some stupid south Africans went haywire and looting spreehuh

We Nigerians got big balls, ask your girlfriends

wink grin
Crime › Re: Man Lands In Police Net In Lokoja For Raising False Alarm Over Missing Manhood by illicit(m): 7:31pm On Sep 21, 2023
Mumu Jambite
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 7:28pm On Sep 21, 2023
TMKsouth:
1,500 is hardly "occupying"

Thats a primary school assembly.
Point of correction, 17k

Do you think ur artist can get 1k here?
Celebrities › Re: "Burna Cancelled!" SA Mocks Artist's Abandoned Joburg Concert (PICS) by illicit(m): 7:24pm On Sep 21, 2023
Well I am still thinking of a SA artist that can occupy Liberty stadium, Ibadan

Let's not talk about Lagos

I would have love to see Costa Titch perform tho, he got moves, fresh boy RIP
Christianity Etc › Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This issue Disturbing Me by illicit(m): 7:19pm On Sep 21, 2023
Kobojunkie:
No be only Kobo go leave you, Naira too go leave you. undecided
Make Naira no leave me o

Kai

lipsrsealed

shocked
Christianity Etc › Re: Please How Do I Get Rid Of This issue Disturbing Me by illicit(m): 6:49pm On Sep 21, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Did you witness this happening to him or is parroting the lies of your pastors and mogs something you do to ensure others are just as deceived as you are? undecided
Kobo leave me
Family › Re: You Open Your Oven And See This, What’s Your Next Move ? by illicit(m): 5:48pm On Sep 21, 2023
God let it be weekend
Romance › Re: 26 Year Old Auntie Who Was Missing Found Dead by illicit(m): 5:44pm On Sep 21, 2023
shocked
Romance › Re: September 22nd Is Rapture by illicit(m): 5:41pm On Sep 21, 2023
Abeg if u wan empty ur bank account, dispose your car and house

DM me o

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