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I have used all these and more

I see Zee and Dudu Osun most but not now

Now my soap must smell nice

Do you go for girls that kind of have advantages over u?

Like richer than u or lets just say u are not richer than them

Or in appearance, they are attractive than you or you dont look better than them

You know what I mean?

Then i will advise you to date lower than yourself


There is a reason why u will see a handsome man and a ugly wife...

Dronedude:
Abi Him suppose prostrate?

His town is very small compared to Ibadan and this Olubadan senior am in all ramifications

At least he should stretch his hand while standing,...


If the Olubadan take that handshake it would appear he was bowing to the Alaafin

This sounds illogical

If no one had access to them since 3 months, then how do you know they are being interrogated and the particular question being asked them...

richiemcgold:
The day I wore camouflage knickers go Mami market, chei!!! I thank God say I'm still alive to tell the story to my children

You would have been stopped at the gate bro....


Try again

Thats just a flying camera


Artack helicopter my a n u s

grandstar:
When Helen Keller, a deafblind (they neither see nor hear) was asked what would she do if she was given eyesight for 3 days, she said she would love to "greet the dawn."

For many of us, we would hiss when we know it is dawn. For most us, it means we must get ready for work. For the kids, its time to prepare for school.

We take our eyesight for granted.

Wait, how do you ask someone who is blind and deaf a question...?

Anytime this man takes his wife out is a blind date


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spiSeyi:
Na u be fooool are you telling us that educated guy don't get dumped .
Mind you there are lots of educated babes who just want to marry Portable or even MC Oluomo just for a day
Did you know that the ring alone can pay a graduate salary for 5-6yrs , it's not about education it's all about being the bad nigga Peller is a nice & lover guy and such guys always get dumped. If women can leave the likes of Bill Gate then who is peller

No woman left bill gates

It was a mutual understanding to go seperate ways...

Stop dumping trash especially plastic in water bodies...

manuelkel:
It's not about praying, it's about the endless pains.
I saw a woman burnt like a roasted goat yet she was still alive screaming with her all body white pale due to the fire.
Goodness sake!

Are you sure you were not in the emergency ward?

You see, patients in ICU are moved from emergency ward.

Its usually in Emergency wards or outpatient departments that you find delirious and screaming people

People in ICU are sedated and attached to tubes


Some even have tubes in their mouth or nose or both

Yeah in some cases, case is different so screaming can happen afterall na hospital, patient is in pain

But in ICU, they are under constant surveillance, surrounded by medics and machines, yeah uou might see burns but screaming, how
They are mostly sedated, once again

If that burnt woman was in ICU, the medics will do everything to stabilise her immediately she was brought in


ICU is not labour ward too, or psychiatrist ward nor a theatre

Its mostly quiet and u can hear machines

Ok. So which frame is the heavy one

Will it weigh heavier in a bottle too?

Will the ice block last longer?

manuelkel:
Any human wey enter ICU come out alive is a real life testimony.
I helped a family of strangers push their dad from ward to ICU one midnight at a federal hospital.
Immediately we stepped into the ICU I swear to my creator we got froze for 3seconds, I and the guy whose dad we were carrying. Infact the man fell off from our hands because we froze.
Do you know why we froze for 3seconds?? The doctors immediately had to rush to tap us to regain consciousness.
Oh my goodness!!
Patients in ICU are miracles.
I saw people living in hell in ICU.
People praying for death at the ICU ,while Mr death is somewhere staring at them.
Ever since that night, I've been a humbled man.

Most people in ICU are either conscious or semi conscious or sedated

I mean that they can't pray

Yeah so what's the use of this garbage news...?

Dem never add HK

OS (Oscroh)

Colos

Cana

Obleeh


Opueh

SpaceX:
This Jarvis go sweet to 4uck....

I know, right?


Somebody will quote and insult u tho

NaijaRoyalty:
So this girl is a Senegalese

I pray for healing upon her mom's life through our Lord Jesus Christ, Amen.

She is not

Her father is

She is not if she didn't claim it

They did Lumuba dirty o...


Waste am for king leopold

MrDoGood:
What are you saying?

There are a lot of beautiful addicts in Abuja

I mean clean looking girls and they are not always prostitutes

They offer great sex when high like kite...

HacheNoire:
Who asked you about your experience, or how did the topic relate to the autobiography you shared.

My 1st sex with an addict

I didn't even know that she don pass addict, she don dey ment

I woke up midnight and she was staring at me and smiling sheepishly, it was exhilarating, have u heard that word before, sheepishly, not exhilarating o


U need to try it too

I know what sex with an addict is like....

Its crazy

Beautiful addict tho

Here in Abuja and they are not necessarily OS

1MILLIONLiGHTS:
I am not encouraging anyone to beat up his/her elder. After honoring your parents, african elders need to know that ephesians 6:4 says " Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but raise them up in the discipline and instruction of the lord." WE AFRICANS NEED TO THROW AWAY OUR HIDDEN HYPOCRISIES AND FACE THE CHRISTIANITY WE ACCLAIM TO ADHERE TO.

Christians dont raise the best kids


Africans do...

They must give u 2 bannies...

1MILLIONLiGHTS:
Really ? Are you justifying the wickedness of some irresponsible uncles ? THE TRUTH IS THAT BOTH OF THEM ACTED WRONGLY. NOT JUST THE YOUNG MAN.

I know but two wrongs dont make a right

Even students are not encourage to fight teachers even when a teacher beats them

Stop interfering with officers on duty

Nobody needs your money, find someone else without a job or less busy to bother

He isn't there for entertainment or to take gifts

Infact thats a bad precedence, before u know it the police will start demanding money like NPF


The officer has a serious job, exclude them from these contents, you are distracting them...

Its women that are always shouting without actually doing anything to rescue........ In most scenarios

What happens to the grandmothers if the grandfather should die when they are no longer knackable...

Their children?


The children or grandkids can take care of grandpa too nah

Teymanhenry:
You must be deliberately ignorant to deny that Nigeria is already fractured along religious lines. This division is no longer theoretical—it is visible, institutionalized, and lived every single day.
We now have:
1. A Muslim–Muslim leadership at the very top.
2. Under Buhari, over 70% of key appointments went to Hausa Muslims.
3. Under Tinubu, over 80% of appointments are dominated by Yorubas.
These are not coincidences. They are patterns. And they deepen an already dangerous imbalance.
Nigeria has always had deep socio-cultural differences, but today those differences have been weaponized. I live in the North and the North Central, and I don’t speak from hearsay—I speak from daily reality. Fear is no longer occasional; it is constant. Survival has become a strategy.
Right now, Christians in these regions are barely surviving. Communities are attacked, voices are silenced, and suffering is normalized, while those in power either look away or pretend nothing is wrong. This is not unity. This is neglect. And silence in the face of this reality is complicity

So is trump coming to tidy our civil service and make new appointments?


What you are talking about is politics, i thought we were discussing security


How does appointment make traditional worshippers die?

When there were christain ministers and vice president, how exactly did it impact you

Teymanhenry:
..

Nigeria is facing a clear religious crisis that only willful blindness can deny. For over a decade, Islamic extremists have targeted Christian communities—this is not propaganda, but a painful reality that amounts to genocide.
What deepens the tragedy is the silence of those in power. Our leaders look away, choosing greed and politics over human lives. Evil thrives where conscience, education, and accountability are absent, and unchecked extremism will continue to destroy everything it opposes.
If we reject foreign intervention, does that mean we should stand by while innocent Christians are slaughtered? Sovereignty cannot excuse silence. A nation that fails to protect its people has already failed its purpose.

It is better if he is coming to make the country safe for both Muslims and Christians

He is about to divide thjs country along religious lines while we are still battling secession and sociocultural aggression


How does he mean well, he only wants a battlefield in West Africa to tackle Russia encroachment thats all