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Kobojunkie:
1. Your uncle, regardless of what time he claims to be from, has never had any right to hit you. The law in Nigeria has been around long enough for every adult to realize what it says and take time to adjust to it. 🥱🥱

2. Arseholery is inexcusable, no matter where on this planet you claim to be from or in. 🥱🥱

3. The law allows you to fight back when assaulted. The law is on OP's side in this, while the law is against the Uncle's actions. 🥱🥱🥱

4. I don't care who you care. If you don't respect my rights as a human, there is no reciprocity from me. 🥱🥱

Na lie, u no fit beat ur papa back...

Dont try that here no matter what u smoke

We go join hands beat u like fufu ni and if u dare go to station

The DPO will beat u join

Kobojunkie:
The Uncle should have learned that assault is never a good idea. That is the law, even in Nigeria.

Thsts his uncle

He is probably from a different time

Some things are excusable in a normal african setting because of age or status differences

Slapping your uncle even in retaliation doesn't sound right

Would u slap ur dad back? Even tho he assaulted u?

You could have done better tho

Such things have a way of coming back


You really didn't have to slap him, what if his kids are heftier or richer than u, apart from that self

That's your uncle man, its okay that u guys have history so u guys single each other out anytime


He is your uncle

Julius1995:
Yes. Who you worship is a primitive Bola Tinubu. I dont worship men or god. And thats was just a simple advice. You can lead a one man attack against Trump.

I don't worship Tinubu either

Yes i can talk anyhow i want to about anyone who call my country a now disgraced country

Where's ur patriotism

Julius1995:
"We even let him get away with saying too much derogatory things about us", patriot, you know, you can lead a one man attack against Trump because you, a faceless nobody, who support APC (a terrorist organisation), does not like what Trump, the most powerful person in the world says.

I don't worship him, you can

Trump has an agenda and its not in any Nigerians interest


Who will protect muslims, the grand mufti of Iran?

Thats what he wants to turn this into


Why is he allowed to amplify our religious differences and termed a crime persecution

Who will defend our traditional worshippers

That guy has an ace under his sleeve jare


We even let him get away with saying too much derogatory things about us

Nigeria is not Venezuela

I know that Trump himself is not safe in Adamawa or Maiduguri

He cant even locate bandits so whats the hype about...

Nigeria case different abeg

Sorry I dont know how it feels but I think you will be fine if you drink beer moderately and smoke some colos mixed in moderation with any kind of LOUD, insha Allah...

Capernum:
Would you go and verify their documents when they arrive at the airport. The last you'll hear about the deportees is what you have heard. Just move on and watch out.

That's what i mean

They are monitored especially in this case

But theres always burial before any germination

Its progress, isnt it?


What do i know

Switruth:
The Canadian deportees to Nigeria had hoods and nose masks. Be wise bro... They're USA CIA ..... Naija go learn new thing.

So thats how they will leave the airport and to home

Have u heard of screening, documentation qnd profiling before?



Even cultists no a threat when they see one.

Why keep fighters in columbia when they could drop in and move out in minutes


When my person was deprted from SA

Arriving in Nigeria, Nigeria police don dey wait her... They have her details, her name was on a placard

My friend spent years in auatralia, half of it in jail for drugs and narco possession

After his term, they put him on a plane to Lagos


He met interpol on arrival in Nigeria, waiting for him

He spent another weeks with them for processing before he was released to relatives like on bail


U will understand me now

He don blow be dat nahhhh

hope4nigeria:
you know nothing about conflict and world power

Alright Mr President

Brendaniel:
No it's not the same...

Read my post again

Brendaniel:
That's the price for embracing Islam and the very same people want the south east to do the same, this was how the north started till they got to the level of Shekau and Turji.

You won't see them here making noise and insulting their tribe like if it happened in the south east,



Why did the god of those who did it allow them to do it?

So are you saying the god of those who did it allow them to do bad things?

Can't their god stop them from doing bad things?

We are actually saying the same thing...

Switruth:
Maduro was not smart enough to know that the 200+ supposed returnee Venezuelan migrants from the US were actually advance US ground forces....

The killing of Christians in Nigeria should immediately stop if Nigeria wants to see 2027...

It doesn't work that way

If they were combatants, a rookie intelligent officer will suspect 200 of them nah

Abi na veterans, disables and old girls be d advance troop?

How did her gods alllow that...?

NB

I am not saying she deserved it, i am just saying that attackers are more vicious now, they respect nothing

What makes someone go attack a church, q mosque, or a shrine

What makes them sure they would be successful and they are usually successful


I believe those places were meant to be safehouses

Zonefree:
Is there an inscription like "Burial cloth" or "Adieu Uncle" crested on the wear?

If NO, then, your cousin and those in support of him have no sound reasoning!

Agreed its not logical but its philosophical


We need to use emotional intelligence on some particular occasions and not just the normal intelligence

I think this boy is not actually normal, he crashed the car



he s young, rich and actually famous

So what do I know, i must be the one not thinking right, right?

Of course

That's how we do here


Those responders, half of them come steal valuables ni... Including police and FRSC

Let me expain further

People use to wear black at funerals, now some wear white especially at the wake keep

Why not red, blue, green or any colour?

Some items, rites, things and colours have been dedicated to particular rituals or activities

You were kind of wrong to wear that same dress you wore as a uniform at the funeral to the wedding, it could cause discomfort

Infact it did

You were very insensitive not to say the least

Items can bring back memories, the only thing i kept for myself and personal use among my late mum's things was the last plate she bought

I want to keep eating her food or remember her when i eat, when a girlfriend stole my things, i had to ask for that particular plate

Seeing u in that dress might make anyone in your family uncomfortable especially at the wedding of another family member


Its not like u commit a crime but in literature its called symbolism, i mean the association of the white dress with the funeral rite

How has the wishes helped anyone

He must be inebriated...

Are they in Nigeria now?

I hope that ur 20 year old daughter is not anywhere near kubwa abuja because u might have to give me her number

As for the brother, I can correct him for u as bonus

Boring tape, Just two lovers fvxking

We no see d towtow sef

Kobojunkie:
The ritual is, of course, a colossal waste of time as you gain absolutely nothing from that singing and screaming using the many mentions of God as though your many mind games move God. It is utterly ridiculous how people are even convinced that God is moved by such nonsense when ordinary men do not even flinch when the same games are played on them. Like, say religious people believe God is their celestial mumu

You gain more from partying with others out in the streets, halls, and clubs, as you get a chance to make new friends, network, and have a good time without dealing with the regrets of the past year. Imagine walking away this evening with at least 5 contacts that could help change your business or outlook for the better in this new year. How many of those who attend your night vigils do you know of that can, in fact, help you in any way or form?

First time I agree with u without any reservations(s)

Is the obaze guy deaf ni, asking questions and not wanting answers...

Just dey shout

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matify83:
Front page material loaded!

Someone educate me on the delicacy accorded these serpentine creatures.

All I see is an irritating skin covering a central vertebrae and numerous cancellous ribs traversing its length.

Where's the meat?

E be like beauty no dey d eyes of ur own beholder o.....

Kobojunkie:
Even your weeks are illusions, but I bet you know Monday from Sunday. Yes, there are lots of illusions in life, but I bet if you showed up claiming that the month is not January 2026, you will be seen as really just a stewpid slowpoke. 🥱🥱🥱

Ethiopians left the group chat..

Small boy don wise pass gods

Those are some broke unemployed youths under the masks